Chapter 5: A-Zu: Showing Off His Domineering Attitude and Seeking Death

Hearing this, Azu grinned and made a pig noise.

He knows about melon seeds.

Basically equal to "this is a fool".

But the two seemingly well-trained agents looked confused and politely thanked them.

This is a joke that only belongs to him and his father.

Thinking of this, Azu smiled even more happily.

The boss was grinning like a naughty kid who got his favorite toy. It was strange.

This exaggerated and mentally retarded performance made the two agents look at Guan Fuyun with a hint of admiration.

After all, looking at the information and files, we can see that he is a Chinese, working hard in New York, and also adopted a mentally retarded person who is completely unrelated to him.

This is amazing.

Seeing that Coulson was still addicted to melon seeds, Guan Fuyun couldn't help it anymore and pointed at his head: "The work of SHIELD must be very stressful, right? With such thin hair, people who don't know it might think it's... A 20-year-old programmer..."

"You are so funny." Colson smiled awkwardly but politely.

heart:

Can you speak?

What does it mean to be a 20-year-old programmer?

As a 20-year-old programmer, can my hair be as vibrant as mine?

He was complaining madly in his heart.

"Ahahahaha!"

On the side, Azu, who can pass the super five-sense lie detection and evaluate psychological activities, burst out laughing and rolled on the ground laughing.

Colson: "..."

Ward: "What is he laughing at?"

"It's funny to laugh at you." Guan Fuyun said, "I'm a grown-up, that's all I have. If you don't like what you hear, just get out."

This is a big deal.

As soon as he said this, Azu looked proud, elated and happy again.

Ward: "..."

Coulson: "Well, actually, Mr. Officer, we have business to do."

"Let it go." Guan Fuyun said.

“One month ago, hatred caused bloodshed in Brooklyn, New York City.”

"Someone blocked it."

"The reporter took a photo that is destined to shock the world...Is this photo of you?"

Coulson spoke, or asked.

The Marvel world is abstract.

On the one hand, there are high-tech explosions, such as laser guns, floating carriers, starships, and Iron Man armors.

On the other hand, supplies are poor, and the slums have been buying for zero yuan, beating their heads to pieces for a piece of bread.

On the one hand, satellite technology and eavesdropping technology are developed.

On the other hand, there is basically no household registration or registration. All you need to do is change a city and apply for a fake certificate, and you are a new person.

Under such circumstances, the Snake and Shield Bureau actually came to visit.

There is a bit of bad luck on him.

"It's me." Guan Fuyun said.

"Is it you?" Colson frowned, wanting to confirm, "Then you saved a little boy..."

"It's him." Guan Fuyun pointed at Azu.

"Is it him?" Colson felt like he was being teased again, shook his head and pointed at the photo: "It doesn't look like it."

"At that time, Azu was still very thin." Guan Fuyun.

"It still doesn't look like it. This is not the same person at all." Colson pointed to the photo, "He is only 8 years old."

"Azu is also 8 years old." Guan Fuyun.

"What the hell is this 8 years old?" Colson shook his head and said nothing.

Not only was he certain that Azu was not a little boy.

I am even more certain that the man in front of me is not the hate blocker in the photo.

Guan Fuyun was just making fun of him.

These Chinese people are like this, they are not afraid of anything, they dare to say anything, and they dare to joke about anything.

It's not like the beautified Chinese who only dress themselves up like clowns, get beaten up, and then clown on the street with a sign saying "Americans don't beat up Americans."

"Sorry to bother you, farewell."

The two agents left in a hurry and turned into silhouettes.

Azu witnessed the whole process and suddenly said: "Dad, that man named Ward has malicious intentions towards us. He is showing his domineering attitude and is looking for death."

"Um."

Guan Fuyun affirmed, "Very good, very detailed observation. Ward is the Hydra agent I told you."

"Did he make dad unhappy?" Azu began to frown.

"A little."

Guan Fuyun nodded: "Because once the peaceful life is broken, life will become more and more abstract."

"Then I'll kill them?" Azu's eyes turned red.

Guan Fuyun looked at him quietly.

"It won't leave any traces. I don't even need to use too many abilities to cause a car accident." Azu argued.

"not enough."

Guan Fuyun shook his head and said, "I told you it was a Hydra. What problem can be solved by killing one of the minions?"

"Either don't kill or kill them all."

“There is an old saying in my hometown, which is that if the grass is cut without removing the root, it will grow again when the spring breeze blows.”

"Besides, Azu, my great son, you are the real king. You were born to do great things."

"Why don't you think about controlling Hydra yourself once and for all?"

Hearing this, Azu was immediately shocked.

He is only 8 years old!

Is it too early to study world domination now?

He was a little at a loss and said nervously: "Is this really okay? I'm afraid I'll screw up, dad."

"It doesn't matter."

Guan Fuyun said: "If things go well, you will be my best friend. If things go wrong, you will still be my best friend."

"What matters is not other people or other things, but your feelings, Azu."

"and."

"If you really want to succeed, I will help you, Xiao Deng."

After listening to this, Azu felt that the corpse was warm and the spots on the corpse were faded.

He nodded solemnly: "I understand, Lao Deng."

Said.

He planned to go out to do great things.

"etc."

Guan Fuyun stopped and said, "I have prepared some gifts for you."

People at Marvel.

How can you show off without a uniform?

He waved his hand, and a set of uniforms that could be exchanged for 100 points, had outstanding performance, and could withstand most battles and impacts, was thrown out.

The style is similar to the original Azu's battle suit in Black Robe.

But the paint is black.

also.

[Superman's black-rimmed glasses: After wearing them, others will most likely not be able to recognize your face. 】

"Go out and show off your power, just show up and show off your power."

"This is just for daily wear."

Guan Fuyun explained that this is also a hundred points.

Since adopting Azu.

He can be rewarded with 100 points every day, earn money by sitting on the land, and lack nothing.

And after a month of getting along.

He also understood what it meant to systematically "cultivate adults."

For example, Tony Shithead is the boss of Stark Industries, a billionaire and a playboy.

He is not an adult like this.

Only when he becomes Iron Man can he be considered a human being and have the ability to survive in the Marvel world.

Likewise.

Guan Fuyun also needs to arrange a career and life plan for Azu and truly realize it.

It also brings the role of an old father into full play.

"Now, happy killing."

Guan Fuyun looked forward to it, gave Azu a large bucket of milk and said, "You must be a good person."

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