Chapter 19: Wanda the Witty
"Jingle bell."
Afternoon, between classes.
Wanda was still sitting alone by the window, lazily and elegantly. She took out the Bobo milk tea that Guan Fuyun exchanged from her bracelet and drank it slowly.
Why.
She really missed her godfather.
But it's different from Azu's child-like dependence and clinginess.
Wanda felt that she was a bit naughty and her thoughts were not very pure. She was even thinking about what to name the child after giving birth.
Just thinking about it makes me blush.
This is another beautiful picture.
"Whoosh!"
But the next second, this scene was destroyed. A Spider-Man swung past the window of the five-story classroom.
"Dong dong dong!"
Spider-Man knocked on the window and said, "Hello! Hello, Guliang."
"You may not believe it when I say it. You are being targeted by a ninja killer... you are a ninja and a killer at the same time. What kind of international joke am I making? But this is the fact. Listen to me -"
The words have not yet finished.
Swish, swish, swish!
Several shurikens came spinning.
Spider-Man felt bad, so he could only turn around and send out spider webs to face the enemy.
He didn't know Wanda at first. He was following the killer all the way. When he arrived, the killer naturally arrived too.
"Run! Go call the police!"
Spider-Man shouted, and then he started fucking with those ninjas who jumped over the walls and appeared out of nowhere.
Those ninjas were all masked and silent, with long swords sheathed behind their backs. They stood together, just like the mass-produced soldiers in the game who came out of a factory.
The strength and speed of the miscellaneous soldiers are still in the human category.
But well trained.
First, the shuriken blocked the space, and then he drew his sword, and Iai slashed at random. The light of the sword flickered, as if it had been woven into a large, airtight net.
"Whoa, whoa."
"Dead pot ant pinch!"
Spider-Man was shown off and made a sound like a country bumpkin was amazed.
Although he doesn't know swordsmanship or martial arts, he is as clever as Peter, and his reflexes are more superhuman than superhuman. His body can be like a spider, jumping, flipping, climbing, and hanging upside down.
In addition, he can also shoot sticky and strong nets and threads. If the ninjas are not careful, they will be entangled in those things and unable to break free.
So after a few back and forth, Spider-Man seemed to be winning.
A murder against an innocent beautiful girl.
He was stopped forcefully.
"Nais!"
In the spider suit, Peter Parker smiled. With great power comes great responsibility... This has been his life creed since Uncle Ben passed away.
Every time he succeeds in becoming a hero, the scars and regrets in his heart will be made up to some extent.
But the smile only lasted three seconds.
"Whoosh!"
In the corner, a beam of silver light suddenly shot out, like a flick of the head, faster than a bullet!
Spider-Man's hair stood on end.
With a big jump, he narrowly avoided the sneak attack. With his superior dynamic vision, he was surprised to find out.
This is not a special bullet, but a flying knife!
A flying knife, with a long and thin iron chain trailing from its tail, flew past the tip of Spider-Man's nose by a hair's breadth, and nailed into the ground with a "ding" sound, reaching a depth of several feet.
"Crash!"
Then, the drag chain tightened and made a sound, the flying knife was pulled back, and a masked man wearing a red ninja uniform came out.
His eyes are as sharp as a falcon, and his momentum is astonishing. He is constantly spinning chains and flying knives. At first glance, he is an elite monster.
Of course, he is indeed the elite monster, Nobu Yoshioka of the Hand.
A guy who has mastered the so-called Qigong.
General Ross's purpose is to kill all those suspected of being men in black and little boys, as well as people related to them, such as Wanda.
But that man himself had blocked hatred.
Dare to accept the task of killing him.
Naturally, the Hand will not just send ordinary ninjas, but at least some extraordinary strength.
How about being prepared?
Isn’t this just a solo with the nosy Spider-Man?
…
"6."
Wanda sat by the window, drinking milk tea and watching the fight between the two sides, while the crowd fled.
She even shouted in her heart: Come on.
I’ve seen Azu’s violent killings, I’ve seen Godfather’s indifference, and I’ve experienced Chopsticks’ tortured mentality.
This scene before me.
In Wanda's eyes, it was similar to a street fight between gangsters. It was a bit lower grade, but it was still enjoyable to watch.
but.
The godfather had warned her to stay away from superheroes, as she would become mentally retarded and unlucky.
So Wanda ignored Spider-Man.
It is true that after having superpowers, it is respectable to stand up and become a hero.
But it's as if the story of "Naruto" is about a group of ninjas and a group of battlefield hyena mercenaries desperately pursuing peace.
There are bright spots, but the core is funny.
Superheroes, if they want to uphold Millican values while being a hero, they are destined to play house.
It is even said that superheroes have done more evil and harmed more people than villains.
so.
Wanda just needs to keep away from the superheroes.
You don’t need to be one of them.
This is good for Godfather, myself, Azu, and the vegetables, fruits, cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks on the farm.
This was when she was farming with Guan Fuyun and Azu on the farm.
I realized it myself.
When people are hungry, they need to eat. If people cultivate the land, they will have food to eat.
If Spider-Man goes to farm, he can cultivate 100,000 acres a day, and the food produced can feed the entire slums of New York.
Who has nothing to do when they are full and buys for free?
But he can't farm, because there are no farmers in America, and the land belongs only to farmers and capital.
In American cities, most people who have lost their jobs do not have the option of returning to their hometowns to farm.
They can only become homeless, or join gangs, become criminals, and become infinitely ugly in order to survive.
This is the problem.
This is not something that can be solved by Iron Man and Spider-Man flying around the city twice, or Steve wearing the Stars and Stripes and showing his butt.
After understanding this.
Wanda does not need to ask Guan Fuyun to constantly remind, spoil, teach, and follow up like A Zu.
She knows what to do.
For example, now.
She just needs to watch the show, watch the excitement, make herself happy, and go home to tell the Godfather.
They are also raised on the farm and stay with Guan Fuyun.
A Zu learned Guan Fuyun's principles of life.
Wanda has learned to enjoy the fun.
She looks calm and elegant, but she is already explaining things like crazy in her heart.