Chapter 11: Mushroom Poisoning Incident

The superhero was busy fighting monsters and pretending to be cool, while Guan Fuyun was busy with firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

After arranging the school, he bought a lot of toys and stationery with Dao Le.

He led A Zu and Wanda back to the farm, then plunged into the kitchen, started to make a fire and cook, and the smoke curled up.

"Crackle!"

Wanda sat alone at the stove hole, transformed into a girl adding firewood, with one hand on her chin, as if in a daze.

It seemed unbelievable, surprised that she could live such a daily life.

Sometimes she really doubted that she was in a dream.

But those books, school bags, stationery, those registered documents, and those toys, as well as the busy Guan Fuyun in front of her.

And the aroma of delicious food that hit her face.

They all looked like turtles.

They firmly tied and bit Wanda's dream, preventing her satisfaction and happiness at the moment from becoming a bubble.

"Okay!"

Looking at the mushroom chicken soup bubbling in the pot, and the steaming rice that had already been served, the shiny bacon, sweet and sour pork ribs, fried potatoes, dipping sauce, and a plate of vegetables.

Guan Fuyun smiled.

Whatever he wanted to eat.

He had to raise or grow it himself, or buy it from the system store.

This was the only way to ensure that he would not be disgusted by the Americans.

Like super serum, it was easy to get it now, for example, A Zu offered him a treasure.

But Guan Fuyun refused.

Admittedly, it has been explained countless times in comics and movies that this thing is useful and harmless.

But he really lived in the Americans.

He learned about those biochemical experiments, nuclear pollution, blood pollution, lead water pipe pollution, medical pollution...

He really didn't want to give himself an injection.

The genes were resisting.

"Dad, look at this, a shiny cube!"

But A Zu's filial piety was not only super serum, but also the cosmic cube.

After integrating the power of Hydra and knowing that there is such a treasure.

A Zu didn't think twice and directly brought it to Guan Fuyun.

You know what.

Guan Fuyun really needs it.

After all, he is invincible, but he is just an old father who can't fly.

Now with the Cosmic Cube, he can teleport anytime and anywhere, and it is much more convenient to pick up and drop off Wanda to school.

As for Lu Dan?

Don't worry about it.

Lu Dan's greatest ability is that he can go undercover in the Snake Shield Bureau and become the director.

Apart from that.

Polite comment, Lu Dan is a blind, deaf, waste, burden, and disaster.

If the superhero related to the incident hadn't pointed it out.

He would never have discovered that the Cosmic Cube disappeared in his life.

Besides.

What if he discovered it?

Even if Lu Dan called Aunt Marvel in anger, Guan Fuyun could reduce Aunt Marvel to the level of ordinary people and beat her to tears.

His [True Immortality] is the strongest and most invincible shield.

And A Zu will become the sharpest spear.

The two can even combine their skills, let Azu hold him and smash people, whoever comes will die!

But this move is too shocking.

It can't be used easily.

As for Wanda...

Wanda is cute.

But speaking of the Cosmic Cube, it is also the Space Stone.

As one of the six singularities containing infinite energy before the Big Bang.

It is not only a part of the rules of the universe, but also the key to unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Also contact the Cosmic Cube.

Loki can only use it to open and close doors, while Aunt Marvel, with the help of the light speed engine, almost has an epiphany and directly grasps part of the power of the rules of the universe.

This is also the reason why she can fight Thanos with only one gem or no gem.

It's a pity.

In this regard, Guan Fuyun doesn't have much talent, only a little better than Loki.

"Speaking of which, Azu is most suitable for the Power Stone."

"Wanda is suitable for the Reality Stone."

"But the Reality Stone is the most buggy, too powerful, and needs other gems to assist in use. The Mind Stone and the Soul Stone are very good."

As an old father, Guan Fuyun can't help thinking and planning the future of his children.

He knew the plot, and it was not difficult to seize the gems.

But before that, he had to train the children more and add a few more entries.

For example, Azu, who has [Sunshine] and [Spiritual Support], is no worse than the blank Thanos.

Not to mention Wanda.

If she is pushed to the limit, Thanos's head will be cracked and his scalp will be torn off to make shoes.

But this is not stable enough.

Guan Fuyun browsed the system store and soon had a goal.

He spent a huge sum of 1,800 points to buy a special bracelet for himself, Azu, and Wanda.

The bracelets can communicate and contact each other, and are not affected by the network and signals, or even space and dimensions.

The bracelets can locate each other.

The bracelet also has a 50-square-meter space for storage.

For Guan Fuyun, this way he doesn't have to hold the Cosmic Cube.

He can teleport at will.

Protect the children.

"Thank you, Dad!"

Azu was surprised. With Dad's magic props, the first thing he thought of was to put a nuclear bomb, an ignition device, and milk in the bracelet.

Lao Liuliu was so horrible.

"Thank you, Godfather!"

Wanda was happy and put toys and books in the bracelet.

"Let's eat."

Today was also a day of progress, and Guan Fuyun was in a good mood.

However, he picked up the bowl and chopsticks.

He found a problem, that is, he was different from himself and Azu.

The new Wanda doesn't know how to use chopsticks yet.

However.

The girl who added firewood was very stubborn and didn't say anything.

She stared with wide eyes, staring blankly at Guan Fuyun who skillfully picked up the chopsticks and started to pick up the dishes, thinking about something, and soon entered a state where her brain thought she knew it.

Then she mustered up the courage, picked up the chopsticks, and tried to pick up the dishes.

She picked up a mushroom and it fell.

She picked up a piece of chicken and it fell again.

"..."

She didn't speak, and Guan Fuyun didn't speak either. He was happy to eat while watching her try hard.

He saw Wanda staring at the chopsticks with big brown eyes, not blinking, and slowly did it again.

Then, like a claw machine, it rose up and fell again.

"Ahahahahahaha!"

On the side, A Zu almost laughed and rolled on the ground.

Guan Fuyun was also trying to hold back his laughter, but suddenly the light in front of him began to distort, and the iron arm of the Winter Soldier he placed in the kitchen turned into Bucky.

Then Steve Rogers also appeared, holding Bucky's body and crying: "Bucky, Bucky! How can I live without you! Why did you keep a trick?"

Guan Fuyun: "?"

He stood up and saw a will-o'-the-wisp parked outside the house. The robot Vision dyed yellow hair said: "Old Deng, I took Wanda away!"

Guan Fuyun: "?!!"

He even saw A-Zu jumping to the third subject.

Damn.

This is not at all inconsistent, it seems like something A-Zu can do.

Guan Fuyun came to the stove and took a closer look. Sure enough, he ate the wrong mushrooms.

Damn!

It's all because A-Zu used the cosmic cube to distract his attention!

These two people, one is the fifth compound man, and the other is a mutant, both of whom have superhuman physiques.

Of course there will be no problem with eating.

But he is an ordinary person!

There are many solutions, the simplest one is that as long as he subjectively believes that mushroom poisoning is an attack and injury.

It can naturally trigger [True Immortality].

But!

"The mushrooms are not wrong!"

"I was wrong, I just didn't cook them well enough!"

Guan Fuyun said decisively, because his expression was so firm, and his back as he stood in front of the stove also seemed arbitrary.

Wanda whispered: "What is the Godfather talking about?"

A Zu laughed and said: "I don't know, eat quickly. As long as we are more natural, Dad won't be too embarrassed."

"No, Dad, why did you run out?"

"Don't talk to pigs!"

"Chickens can't dance or play basketball! Don't play anymore!"

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