Chapter 39: The Test From the Director Thanos of the Family Planning Office
New York, Daddy Company.
Interview department.
"Name?"
"Thor Odinson."
"Gender?"
"What do you think?"
"If we're not friends, how can I assume your gender?"
"...Male."
"Abilities?"
"I can fly, discharge electricity, and use a hammer."
"Are you wearing a costume now?"
"It could be."
"Please give me some examples of your personal experiences and extraordinary battles you've participated in?"
"I'm Asgard, the son of the god Odin. I'm Thor, the god of thunder. I've fought in the nine realms and am very famous. Before coming here, I retaliated against the frost giants."
"?"
...
The voice of inquiry suddenly disappeared. Thor was a little nervous. On the one hand, he was afraid that he would not be able to see the gods, and on the other hand, the baby girl he picked up was still crying for food.
He needed a salary.
He needed to make money.
Sitting in the interview room, Thor wiped his sweat, leaned forward, and whispered: "So, am I hired?"
"Well, considering Mr. Thor, you looked very serious when you spoke just now, it doesn't seem like you were lying."
The interviewer said seriously: "I suspect you are mentally ill."
"I am mentally ill?" Thor suddenly got excited. If he was mentally ill, he would beg for more food.
"Haha, I'm just kidding you, Mr. Thor, you have a good acting skill and are very into the role. Although the lines are old-fashioned, they are very standard."
The interviewer laughed out loud.
"So, I'm not mentally ill? I'm a normal person?" Thor suddenly felt lost.
Interviewer: "..."
Interviewer: "Maybe not that normal."
In short, Thor was hired.
I heard that he was short of money, just like Spider-Man, the company directly wrote a check.
"Gods are generous!"
Thor was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Can I see God? Uh, I mean the boss's father?"
"Yes, you have to line up."
The interviewer pursed his lips and pointed out the window and said: "The group of people outside all want to see the boss's father."
"But in fact, they can't even see Zu."
"The only feedback is the bald man in the wheelchair. He is quite famous. He is called Professor X. But they still can't see Zu's father. I only heard that they got permission to send a mutant to the farm. His name is Jean Grey..."
The interviewer is very talkative and chatty.
Thor looked out the window and saw a large group of people queuing up.
This is not surprising.
When he was in Asgard, many messengers from other planets came to see Odin and wanted to see the majesty of the God King.
But Odin was busy with affairs (needed to sleep), so he often didn't see him. The messengers could even wait for hundreds or thousands of years for this.
Thor was also going to line up, but a crying sound came from the baby carriage beside him.
Thor instantly forgot about the gods.
He hurried to buy milk powder.
...
On the other side.
Almost at the same time when Thor arrived in New York and went to the company to apply for a job.
The cunning Loki took advantage of Odin's hibernation and escaped from Asgard.
Just like in the movie Thor 1.
Loki knew his life experience. He was not a native of Asgard, but a descendant of the Frost Giants.
His bloodline was still very pure.
The king of the Frost Giants, Laufey, was his biological father.
After knowing the news of this grass.
Loki's first concern was his father's worries. He wanted to contact the Frost Giants, launch an attack on Asgard, and then stab Laufey to death, become a hero, raise his arms, and ascend the throne.
But who would have thought that Odin suddenly woke up from his sleep and beat Loki before going out.
Even now that Odin is out of business again.
Loki dared not lose his temper again.
He was like a naughty kid who would make trouble if he couldn't get candy, wandering alone in the universe.
Suddenly.
A huge Chitauri biological warship appeared in front of him.
Many weapons were pointed at Loki.
"!"
He was captured by the Chitauri and taken to a huge palace.
He looked up.
A purple potato spirit in armor sat on a golden throne, with a ferocious giant blade beside him and an endless army behind him.
The purple potato spirit held his chin with one hand, looking majestic without anger, exuding the domineering aura of a monarch.
This feeling.
Far surpassed Thor, comparable to or even surpassing the young Odin.
Loki was dumbfounded and subconsciously said, "Are you an American drug-taking swimmer? Why don't you add white spots?"
Yes!
Thor was exiled, and before Odin got up, Loki had been using Asgard's artifact to watch the atrium in the dark.
Naturally, he also knew some hot topics.
"?"
Hearing this, Thanos frowned. This god of trickery didn't seem very smart.
"I am the master of the universe, Thanos."
Thanos spoke, his voice was low and magnetic, even polite, like a scientist.
He said: "I can help you become king and help you kill Thor."
"Really?"
Loki's eyes lit up.
He was like a giant baby now, full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and only wanted to be better than Thor.
Killing Thor is naturally a kind of excellence.
Seeing Loki's doubts, Thanos waved his hand, and the Mind Scepter was presented.
Feeling the surging power in the scepter.
Loki smiled evilly and said gentlemanly, "So, what do you need me to do, Mr. Thanos."
"You need to release the big snake, Jörmungandr, who was sealed in the atrium by Odin."
Thanos said slowly: "Asgard predicts that the serpent will perish with Thor. This is a curse attached to the power of fate and is impossible to break."
"At the same time, I want you to contact the Frost Giants to attack Blue Star."
"The Chitauri Corps will also cooperate with you."
"As for the Mind Scepter, just use it to protect you."
Loki: "!"
Loki was shocked: "So exaggerated? Thor is not that difficult to kill, right?"
"Killing Thor is your goal."
Thanos said leisurely: "My goal is just to test."
"Test what?" Loki was even more surprised.
This is completely the rhythm of destroying the world!
What heavyweight can withstand such a test?
"..."
But at this moment, Thanos stopped talking, his eyes were deep.
It can't be said that Odin was so scared that he didn't sleep, dragged his abundant divine power and old body, and risked his body to meet someone on Blue Star?
There are not many people in the universe that Odin can meet.
It is estimated that his strength has reached the level of the Father of Heaven.
Now that the Ancient One has died and Odin is old, a Father of Heaven has appeared on Blue Star!
This completely disrupted Thanos' plan.
If there is no Space Stone and Time Stone on Blue Star... its gloves will be useless.
So it needs a test.
See whether this Father of Heaven is a constant or a variable.
If it is a variable, such as accidentally coming to Blue Star, then when another angry Father of Heaven, the Great Snake, appears.
He can choose to leave.
If it is a constant, the person has settled on Blue Star and wants to be in charge.
Then, he will definitely fight with the Great Snake.
No matter who wins or loses.
Thanos can profit from it and act according to the situation.
Even if the man's strength is stronger than expected.
He can defeat the Great Snake, the Chitauri, the Frost Giants...
Then.
Thanos can also give up the Mind Scepter, shelve the Infinity Gauntlet Plan, and once again embark on the road of pursuing power.
Anyway, no matter what, it has to do a family planning for the universe.
…
At the same time.
On Blue Star, time passed quickly and it was dark.
On the farm.
The eternal fire turned into a bonfire.
"Azu, go kill the pig. We'll have a barbecue tonight!"
"Wanda, go wash the vegetables."
"Godzilla! Godzilla, stop sucking, you're going to suck out the Phoenix Force! Damn, you're not going to turn into a red lotus, are you?"
It was very lively.
Guan Fuyun fiddled with the Uru metal, trying to make a set of battle clothes for Wanda.
At the same time, he used [Words Come True] to extract the Phoenix Force from Jean Grey's body, and also extracted her dark personality to refine the magic battle clothes.
Result.
When Godzilla saw the Phoenix Force, he bit it like a delicacy.