Chapter 861 Zeng Xiaoxian's Request

"Hahaha..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Su Yi continued with a smile: "The so-called survivor bias means that the survivors have common rules, but the non-survivors are all different. Ziqiao, in fact, you have picked up so many girls over the years, don't you find that they are all the same?"

He smiled and patted Ziqiao's shoulder, and the latter was stunned.

"The girls who rejected you are actually all different, and each one has a completely different personality. It's a pity that your 72 tricks for picking up girls don't work on them."

"So admit it, Ziqiao, in fact, your tricks for picking up girls can only pick up girls who are not very smart." Su Yi said to Lu Ziqiao with pity.

Poof!

Lu Ziqiao covered his chest in pain and widened his eyes in horror.

At this moment, his world collapsed.

The thing he was most proud of was completely denied by Su Yi.

"No, it's not like that..." Lu Ziqiao trembled and shook his head and refused to admit it.

But his expression told everyone that he actually believed what Su Yi said.

"Hahaha!" Everyone couldn't stop laughing.

What can we say about Lu Ziqiao?

Except that he is very messy and scumbag when it comes to women, and sometimes he will cheat his friends around him, but he is actually very good at treating his friends.

If he is really a good-for-nothing bastard, no one here would play with him so well.

But having a good relationship does not mean that everyone agrees with Lu Ziqiao's behavior of wandering around. Everyone has always been very dissatisfied with Lu Ziqiao's self-proclaimed romantic young man, and everyone is a person of integrity, and they can't stand Lu Ziqiao's scumbag nature.

Now that they find that Lu Ziqiao can only deceive stupid girls, everyone feels a sense of sudden enlightenment.

"It turns out that Ziqiao, you are just like this! I admired you for so long! Hehe, I declare that from today on, I will leave the group!" Zhang Wei said gloatingly.

"I've said it before, Lv Ziqiao is nothing special!" Zeng Xiaoxian also followed suit, "When I said this, you thought I was jealous! Do you believe it now? Haha! Facts have proved that my point of view at that time was correct!"

"Don't be so conceited, you are indeed jealous of Ziqiao, and it has nothing to do with Xiaoyi's current point of view." Hu Yifei sneered.

"No! It must not be like this! Absolutely not!" Lv Ziqiao was a little broken, he pointed at Su Yi excitedly and shouted, "I will prove to you that I can handle even the smartest girl! I will tell you with facts that what you just said is not true!"

"Okay, keep going." Su Yi encouraged him with a smile.

"But it costs money to pick up girls, lend me 5,000 yuan first, and I will prove it to you!" Lv Ziqiao suddenly changed the subject and looked serious.

Ding.

"..."Su Yi laughed, "Okay, I'll give it to you tomorrow."

"Thank you! Good brothers for life!" Lv Ziqiao's face changed like turning a book, and he patted Su Yi on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"You really agreed to lend him money?" Hu Yifei said in disbelief, "He obviously wants to use your money to pick up girls. Moreover, before you, all of us, including Yumo, have borrowed money from him. The speed at which he repays the money... hehe, can grind a snail to death."

"Hey, Yifei, I didn't ask you for money, so why are you so nervous?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly.

"Who, who is nervous!" Hu Yifei suddenly shouted as if her tail was stepped on, "I'm just a friendly reminder!"

Qin Yumo looked at Hu Yifei suspiciously.

"It doesn't matter. Ziqiao asked me for the first time. I can't refuse him." Su Yi said with a smile, "And he just paid the money back a little slowly. I'm not in a hurry."

"It's good that you know it in your heart!" Hu Yifei said unhappily, "By the way, you have been idle at home since you stopped writing. What are your plans next? You can't just sit back and eat all the money, right?"

"I have some ideas, but I haven't decided yet." Su Yi smiled.

The matter of "The Return of the God of War" must not be exposed, otherwise the pretentious routine of the crooked-mouthed God of War will definitely be laughed to death by Hu Yifei and others.

Su Yi has been socially dead several times, and he never wants to do it again.

So he changed the subject and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked: "Tell me, what do you want to talk to me about?"

The attention of everyone was immediately diverted again.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes rolled, and suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Nothing! What can I do?"

Su Yi smiled and picked up the teacup and said lightly: "If you miss this village, there will be no such shop."

"Okay, I do have something." Zeng Xiaoxian decisively stopped pretending.

He looked at everyone with a sad face, and asked awkwardly: "Did you listen to my show last night?"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and became a little weird.

No one is crazy, who would listen to such a boring show at two o'clock in the middle of the night?

But they are all friends, so it's not easy to say it clearly.

"I listened to it."

"Of course I listened to it!"

"I will never miss any episode of Teacher Zeng's program!"

Everyone was laughing and telling lies.

"What do you think of my program?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone suspiciously.

"Beautiful music, rich content, clear theme, fascinating!" Lu Ziqiao summarized it in 16 words, winning everyone's unanimous approval.

"Yes, yes, Ziqiao is right."

"You are absolutely right!"

"That's right, the program is so wonderful!"

"You lied. In fact, you didn't listen at all, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "There was an accident on my show last night!"

"Huh?" Everyone except Su Yi exclaimed.

Zeng Xiaoxian noticed Su Yi's expression and said in surprise: "Brother Xiao Yi, aren't you surprised?"

"Of course, because I really listened, I know what happened." Su Yi said, "To be exact, since I came to iPartment, except for the first day, I have listened to your program every night without interruption. "

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became excited: "I didn't expect you, Xiao Yi, to be my loyal listener!"

"No, I just have insomnia, but your program can help me sleep." Su Yi smiled politely at Zeng Xiaoxian.

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Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze on his face.

"puff!"

Tang Youyou couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I'm not laughing at you, hahaha..."

She also explained.

"Okay, okay, you can laugh at me all you want!" Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly, "At least I know that some people are indeed listening to my show. Brother Xiaoyi, what do you think of my performance last night?"

"What do you think?" Su Yi asked back, "Listening to you burping all night made me dream about you burping at me."

"Ah? Teacher Zeng, you actually hiccupped during the show?" Guan Guqingqi said in surprise.

"I don't want to either!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a grimace, "But I just can't help it! And I don't know why, but I can't stop fighting once I start."

"This is life's anger, why shouldn't we let it go?" Hu Yifei suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, this is nothing, isn't it just hiccups? It's not like letting out anger."

"Giggle..." Tang Youyou and Qin Yumo both laughed.

"But I'm live broadcasting, everyone!" Zeng Xiaoxian's face became even more bitter, "Everyone in the city heard me burping!"

"Teacher Zeng, I think you overestimate yourself." Zhang Wei said, "I even doubt that except Xiao Yi who uses your program to help him sleep, no one listens to your program at all."

"How is that possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it at all.

"Don't attack Zeng Xiaoxian, at least I will listen sometimes." Hu Yifei said.

"Look!" Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands.

"I also use it for hypnosis, haha!" Hu Yifei suddenly laughed.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face suddenly became embarrassed.

"Why don't you have any sympathy?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "This is a major live broadcast accident, and it may affect my career!"

"Did your boss talk to you today?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

"That's not true." Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Recently, our radio station held a competition for outstanding hosts, and your old sweetheart Lisa Rong was the judge. You know, she is already biased against me, and she will definitely use this accident to criticize me. Once the program is released, my selection is hopeless and my bonus is gone!”

At the end of the sentence, Zeng Xiaoxian cried out in a tearful voice.

"Has she looked for you?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

"Not yet, but I feel like she will come to me at any time!" Zeng Xiaoxian said worriedly, "I am uncertain about my life or death now, and you still come to laugh at me!"

"Okay, okay, at worst, we promise we won't laugh at you anymore!" Hu Yifei comforted her.

"Yes, yes!"

"We don't laugh at you, Teacher Zeng."

Everyone hurriedly expressed their opinions.

"Actually, you don't have to think too much," Su Yi said. "Maybe your leader didn't hear it at all, so you just pretend it never happened. As long as your leader doesn't mention it, don't mention it either."

"How could they not hear it?" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, "My program is broadcast live throughout the city, and as Lisa Rong is my direct supervisor, she must control the content of my program!"

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi with tears in his eyes: "Brother Xiao Yi, I narrowly escaped death this time. You have to help me no matter what!"

"How can I help you? Neither your leader nor I know each other." Su Yi spread his hands.

"But they all know you!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "The famous father of the shocking body, the most conscientious self-media person, you are now popular all over the country!"

Su Yi seemed to realize something when he heard this and couldn't help but sigh: "Teacher Zeng, I declined all media interviews and refused to appear in front of the camera. I just don't want to show my face. I just want to live peacefully."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi pitifully: "I know you are indifferent to fame and wealth and have elegant character, but at noon today, Lisa Rong took the initiative to find me and asked me if I could invite you to do a talk show on the radio... "

bite.

"You won't agree, will you?" Hu Yifei interrupted.

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to deny it, but gave up, "Well, I did agree, because I felt that if I could facilitate this matter, I would be able to redeem myself, and Lisa Rong would not hold me accountable. It’s about hiccups.”

"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifei was so angry that her eyebrows stood up, "You're a swindler! You clearly know that Xiao Yi wants to stay away from right and wrong. You even rejected so many TV interviews from provincial TV stations. You, a small radio station, still want to invite He went? You actually agreed? Are you deliberately pushing Xiao Yi into the fire pit?"

"I was confused for a moment..." Zeng Xiaoxian winced, "If it doesn't work, then forget it."

In fact, he also knew that he was in the wrong, otherwise he wouldn't have treated Su Yi to dinner with uncharacteristic bleeding.

During this time, they saw with their own eyes that Su Yi really refused interviews from all media and even refused invitations from many TV stations. They all believed that Su Yi really didn't want to be famous.

They had had a discussion about this before, and they all expressed their admiration at Su Yi's indifference to fame and fortune, because fame and fortune often represent huge interests and status. Su Yi can throw away things that many people dream of, like a pair of worn shoes. It's something incredible.

At least they would never be able to do it if they faced the same situation.

"Teacher Zeng, you are really a little hasty this time." Qin Yumo said helplessly, "If Teacher Liangchen really participates in your radio program, what will you make the major TV stations who have been rejected by him think? They will be jealous because of this. Mr. Liangchen’s. The entertainment industry is very deep. Mr. Liangchen must have his own reasons for refusing to get involved. You are really making things difficult for Mr. Liangchen. "

"Teacher Zeng, why don't you tell your leader that Xiao Yi rejected you?" Tang Youyou came up with an idea.

"Well, it seems that I really did something wrong in this matter. I shouldn't have said it so casually." Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly, "Forget it, Brother Yi, I was wrong about this matter. Today's meal , just think of it as me apologizing to you.”

Su Yi sighed and said: "Based on what I know about you, you must have boasted to your leader about crossing the sea, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled coquettishly: "It doesn't matter, I often break my promises anyway."

"Forget it, it's the first time you've spoken to me. I have no reason to refuse you." Su Yi said, "I've done you a favor. You can reply to your boss. I agreed to this, but I want to host the talk show. It's you, not others - forget it, give them my phone number, you can't talk about this, I'll talk to them."

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was stunned.

Especially Zeng Xiaoxian, he almost didn't believe his ears.

"Xiao, Xiao Yi, what did you say?" he asked in a trembling voice.

"Xiao Yi, have you thought it through?" An anxious look flashed in Hu Yifei's eyes, "You finally broke away from the circle of right and wrong, and you got yourself involved in it just to brag about Zeng Xiaoxian. Is it worth it? In fact, you don't have to do this. Even if If you don't go, Zeng Xiaoxian will be scolded by his leader, and he won't even be scolded. Nothing serious will happen to him. "

Everyone else was very moved, but it was difficult for them to speak at this time.

Su Yi smiled and said: "Didn't you just ask me what I planned to do? I told you that I haven't decided what to do yet. I really don't want to get involved in the entertainment industry because I am very afraid of trouble. But life, isn't it about everyone? Made up of all kinds of trouble?”

Su Yi shook his head: "Just think that I am here to overcome the disaster."