Chapter 855 The Doomed Ending
"What's going on? When did your room become a tourist attraction?"
"Yifei, why did you go crazy just now? You suddenly rushed into my room and I almost got exposed!"
"What on earth happened here?"
The four people in 3602 asked at once.
Hu Yifei was already in a bad mood, and now she was annoyed by the noise. She waved her hands and stamped her feet and shouted, "Oh, I'm so annoyed! You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"
After that, she walked out without looking back.
Everyone watched Hu Yifei leave and looked at each other.
"What on earth happened?" Zhang Wei looked puzzled.
Tang Youyou suddenly jumped to the middle and said eagerly, "You - do you want to know what happened? Come on, sit down and listen to me slowly tell you."
Twenty minutes later...
"Hahaha..."
A burst of laughter broke out in the living room.
"Haha, Hu Yifei has shot herself in the foot. Did she lose more than she gained? Haha, I am dying of laughter!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed the most exaggeratedly, with tears coming out.
"Hu Yifei, this female devil, has come to this day? It's really gratifying! So cool!" Lu Ziqiao raised his thumb, and his expression was as refreshed as if he had drunk Tibetan secret oil-removing tea.
"Didn't you find the key point of this matter?" Zhang Wei laughed, "You always told me that Hu Yifei is at the top of the food chain in our Love Apartment, but now, she has been defeated by Su Yi."
"Yes! Could it be that Su Yi stands higher than Hu Yifei?" Guan Gu Shenqi widened his eyes.
"Standing higher, peeing farther!" Lu Ziqiao continued.
"Where did Su Yi pee?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked curiously.
"This is a metaphor!" Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes. "What I mean is that, from the current point of view, Hu Yifei has finally met a man who can subdue her. Perhaps, the day has come for us to rise up and sing as serfs!"
"But Su Yi thinks we are too weak and is unwilling to take us with him." Zhang Wei said, "So we still haven't risen up. Only Su Yi has risen up. How about we take the initiative to join him?"
"Not so good!" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes. "Su Yi can subdue Hu Yifei? Don't be funny! Who is Hu Yifei? A female devil! You see, sooner or later he will taste Hu Yifei's power!"
"Do you dare to bet?" Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Let's bet!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Okay, five hundred yuan, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei will be the notaries! Once you buy it, you won't regret it!" Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.
"I'm not that boring. Let Guan Gu be your notary. I'm going to the convenience store." Zhang Wei said.
"Didn't you just go there yesterday?" Lv Ziqiao asked curiously.
Zhang Wei suddenly laughed obscenely: "You don't understand, I'm waiting for a chance encounter, hehehe..."
The rest of the people were all terrified.
"I'm going to continue painting too." Guan Gu Shenqi said.
"I'm going to take a nap." Lv Ziqiao said.
"I'm going too!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurried to catch up.
In the blink of an eye, the men left, leaving Tang Youyou alone, looking left and right, and spreading her hands in boredom.
"So boring..." She sighed and muttered, "Where is Xiao Yi hiding?"
Su Yi was actually outside the window the whole time.
He heard everything, and although things went in the opposite direction of what Hu Yifei expected, he didn't have the slightest intention of showing up.
Whether it was a good thing or a bad thing, it was a trouble for Su Yi.
The last thing he wanted to get involved in was trouble.
Later, after Hu Yifei left, Su Yi flipped in from the window, but didn't make any sound.
After the four men next door left, Su Yi quietly closed the bedroom door and started to clatter on the keyboard.
Tang Youyou thought no one was home, so she practiced her lines in the living room, acting out a sad drama with herself, like a psychopath.
One moment, "I love you more, because I'm full."
One moment, "Shixian, tell me, do you love Pinru or me?"
Another moment, "You only lost a leg, but I lost love."
Maybe he wasn't satisfied with the sad drama, so he actually acted out the Kangxi Dynasty again.
"...They forced me to accomplish this great feat! I hate them, but I also respect them! Alas, it's a pity, they're all dead, I'm lonely..."
Then he sang "Borrow Five Hundred Years from Heaven" in beautiful voice, and then the Errenzhuan began again.
"The first month is also the year, the third and fourth days of the first month, the community is on holiday, the two of us go to visit..."
Su Yi couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.
Tang Youyou was using two towels as paper fans, wrapped in a flowered bed sheet, and with the silk banner that the young man had given to Su Yi as her "reborn parents" on her head, pretending to be a Northeastern woman, dancing the Yangko dance.
She danced so happily and sang so loudly.
As she was shaking her head and tail, she saw Su Yi at a glance, and her whole body froze in place.
(⊙⊙)!
The two looked at each other silently, and about ten seconds passed.
"When did you come back?" Tang Youyou smiled awkwardly, her face red like a monkey's butt.
"It's too early, since I love you more, because I'm full, I want to come out and remind you to keep your voice down." Su Yi said faintly.
Tang Youyou couldn't laugh anymore.
So didn't she stay at home from beginning to end?
She covered her face with the banner wrapped around her head, lay down on the ground, and remained motionless.
Ah, I'm dead.
"Amen." Su Yi made the sign of the cross on his chest, looked at Tang Youyou with pity, then returned to the bedroom and closed the door.
While Tang Youyou was thinking about how to destroy Su Yi's humanity, Hu Yifei was venting his crazy emotions to Qin Yumo in Qin Yumo's room upstairs.
"Su Yi! Damn Su Yi! I don't believe there is nothing we can do against him! I must get this place back!" Hu Yifei collapsed and shouted.
Qin Yumo said with a smile: "I have only been away for a long time, how come you are completely defeated? Who is this Su Yi? What on earth did he do to you? How did you deal with him in the morning?"
Hu Yifei looked disgusted and waved her hands: "Anyway, I was the one being laughed at! Yu Mo, you are the only one who can help me now!"
"Okay, okay, who made us sisters?" Qin Yumo said with a smile, "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"I knew you were the most interesting!" Hu Yifei suddenly became happy, "I plan to..."
She muttered and told Qin Yumo her method.
Qin Yumo said "Ah" with a look of embarrassment on his face: "Huh? Seduction? I will move over and become his roommate in the future. Wouldn't it be bad to do this?"
"What's not so good? You're doing something for me!" Hu Yifei said, "Don't worry, every injustice has its own debtor. If he wants to blame, he can blame me! Besides, if he takes the bait, it will be him. If you have lustful thoughts, you can’t blame others!”
Qin Yumo thought for a while and reluctantly agreed: "Then...okay!"
"Yu Mo, you're the best!" Hu Yifei immediately beamed, "Then I'll go down first to see if Su Yi is back. If he's at home, I'll send you a message and you go take action. I'll call the frontman next door at the right time. Come and watch! Haha, let’s see how he makes a fool of himself!”
"Then - do I want to change clothes?" Qin Yumo asked.
"Of course you have to change, pretty girl, show off your figure boldly!" Hu Yifei said with a smile.
"There's nothing I can do about you! Okay, I'll go change my clothes."
"I'll go down and explore the way first!" Hu Yifei ran out impatiently.
When Hu Yifei returned home, she saw Tang Youyou sitting alone on the sofa in a daze, hitting her head with a cushion, with an expression of "this world is not worth it".
"What's wrong with you, Youyou?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.
"I want to die, don't stop me." Tang Youyou said with a cry.
"Is Su Yi at home?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Here." Tang Youyou said listlessly.
"Then...can you die somewhere else?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, "For example - next door?"
Tang Youyou looked at Hu Yifei resentfully: "Sister Yifei, you are heartless, you are indifferent, you are unreasonable!"
"Why am I heartless? Why am I indifferent? Why am I being unreasonable?" Hu Yifei said subconsciously.
Then he waved his hands with a sound of "Ah, bah," and said, "Let's go, let's go. If you don't go, we won't be able to perform this scene."
"Who wants to sing?" Tang Youyou asked subconsciously.
"Hey, let's keep it a secret for now!" Hu Yifei said proudly, "Anyway, Su Yi will make a fool of himself soon."
Tang Youyou suddenly became energetic: "Really?"
"Shhhhhhh! Keep your voice down!" Hu Yifei said hurriedly, "Let's go to the next door and talk more slowly!"
"Okay! I'll go!" Tang Youyou gritted his teeth and stood up, "I can't die alone, I have to support you no matter what! Sister Yifei, I will definitely cooperate this time!"
The two of them ran out quietly.
When they arrived next door, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao had just gotten up, chatting and spanking in the room, Guan Gu was drawing in the room magically, and Zhang Wei was not at home.
"Yifei? Why are you here?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.
"I'm here to treat you to a good show. Do you want to watch it?" Hu Yifei chuckled, with a look of pride and expectation.
"What's the show?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
Guan Gu magically walked out of the room and greeted Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou.
"Where is Zhang Weiren?" Hu Yifei asked.
"He went to the convenience store. Who knows why he went there all day long." Lu Ziqiao said, spreading his hands.
"Call him back! Tell him that there is a good show waiting for him to see. After passing this village, there will be no such store!" Hu Yifei couldn't wait to take out her mobile phone and send a text message to Qin Yumo.
"What's going on?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"What else can happen? Have you forgotten who made Sister Yifei angry today?" Tang Youyou said with a smile.
The three boys looked at each other, their eyes brightening.
"Are you planning to retaliate against Su Yi?" the three of them said in unison.
"Why, can't you?" Hu Yifei snorted.
"Haha! What did I say?" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands proudly, "I said Su Yi will never be Yifei's opponent. Yifei will give him a good look sooner or later, how about it? Haha, Zi Qiao, five hundred yuan!" "
Lu Ziqiao sneered: "The outcome is still unknown. Isn't it too early for you to be complacent now?"
"You actually made a bet between me and Su Yi?" Hu Yifei raised her eyebrows, "Are you tired of living?"
The expressions of Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao both changed, and the latter hurriedly said: "You fight, we will bet outside the market, and everyone will not interfere with each other!"
"I have no time to talk to you two now. I will settle the score with you later!" Hu Yifei snorted.
On the other side, Guan Gu Shenqi called Zhang Wei and asked him to come back soon. Qin Yumo also replied to Hu Yifei and said that he would go downstairs immediately.
Su Yi was completely unaware of all this. He was typing on the keyboard with his fingers flying.
Five minutes later, there was a knock on the door.
Su Yi's eyes were still fixed on the screen, without blinking, and his hands did not slow down at all.
The knock on the door continued, and finally became a little impatient.
Su Yi frowned and stopped working, sighed and stood up. , walked out to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a woman in a suspender skirt stood outside the door, revealing a large area of white skin, dazzling people.
Then Su Yi and Qin Yumo outside the door were stunned at the same time.
"You-Teacher Liangchen!" Qin Yumo's eyes widened in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Su Yi smiled: "Come in, come in and talk."
He glanced at the door of 3602 next to him calmly. He heard someone lying behind the next door eavesdropping.
No need to ask, it must be Hu Yifei's move again.
Qin Yumo walked in with a confused look on his face, and Su Yi closed the door.
The two came to the living room, Su Yi poured a glass of water for Qin Yumo, and asked with a smile: "Yifei asked you to come, right? How does she plan to deal with me?"
"Are you Su Yi? Are you also Teacher Liangchen?" Qin Yumo suddenly realized.
"Yes." Su Yi smiled.
"So, you knew yesterday morning that I was not Hu Yifei?" Qin Yumo said embarrassedly.
"Yes." Su Yi said.
"Your third condition yesterday was that we will meet again in the future, and I will stand by your side unconditionally, just because you guessed the current situation?" Qin Yumo said with a strange expression.
"I can be sure that you are Yifei's friend." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Yifei can't deal with me by herself, so she will most likely ask for help from outside. I think she will probably ask you."
"You are really... a monster, haha, no wonder Yifei has been frustrated repeatedly by you." Qin Yumo forced a smile, "Teacher Liangchen, can I ask you for a favor?"
"I will keep your impersonation of Hu Yifei a secret." Su Yi said with a smile.
"Thank you, thank you!" Qin Yumo said hurriedly, "Then I... well, I have to fulfill my promise, so I have to let Yifei down. Alas, Yifei must hate me to death."
Su Yi smiled and said, "Your commission must not be kept secret. If Yifei wants to explain it later, you can just say that you have something to ask of me, isn't it?"
"Haha, you don't understand. No matter what, she will definitely hate me." Qin Yumo said embarrassedly.
"In other words, it doesn't matter whether you explain it or not?" Su Yi asked.
"What do you mean?" Qin Yumo was stunned.
"Do you want to see Hu Yifei screaming in fear?" Su Yi asked with a smile.