Chapter 885 Neo Finished

Lu Ziqiao finally had the opportunity to show off her IQ, but was ruthlessly exposed by Zhang Wei.

Not only that, he also faced criticism from everyone.

"Okay, you Ziqiao, you actually disturbed Xiao Yi's retreat!" Tang Youyou pointed at him and glared, "If Yifei finds out, you will be dead!"

"That's right! I was beaten to death, and I didn't go to Brother Xiao Yi, but you went to Brother Xiao Yi. Zi Qiao, you are so bad, why didn't you call me?" Guan Gu magically blamed.

"Hey! Brother Xiao Yi is nice, but don't treat him like a treasure, okay!" Zeng Xiaoxian said displeased, "I used to be the building's pet in the love apartment!"

"Ugh!" Everyone looked like they were vomiting.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and pretended to throw himself into the street and die.

"It wasn't me who disturbed Brother Xiao Yi when he came out of seclusion, it was Zhang Wei! You wrongly blamed me!" Lu Ziqiao said with an innocent look.

"Didn't you ask me to go?" Zhang Wei's eyes widened.

"No! Not at all. Who can testify?" Lu Ziqiao spread her hands, "Hey, you are also a lawyer. Can you talk nonsense without evidence? Be careful, I will sue you for libel."

"You..." Zhang Wei was inexplicably sad and angry, "You are so despicable!"

"All I know is that Mao Beibi!" Lu Ziqiao winked at him, "Oh yeah!"

"He teased me! Wuwuwu..." Zhang Wei hid his face and pretended to cry.

"Hey, let's get down to business, shall we?" Lu Ziqiao tried to change the topic, "Anyway, Brother Yi thinks that Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo are not so superficial, and they are fascinated by a copycat stylist who doesn't know where they come from. He thinks there must be something fishy going on, I think so too, what do you think?"

"Maybe it's just because Neo is handsome?" Zeng Xiaoxian came back to life. "After all, there has never been a handsome guy like Neo in the love apartment. Even Brother B is a little worse than him."

"I don't agree with this!" Tang Youyou interjected, "From the aesthetic point of view of us women, Brother Xiao Yi's handsomeness and Neo's handsomeness are completely two types, and there is no comparison. Neo's handsomeness is superficial, But Brother Xiaoyi is handsome both inside and out.”

"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei's eyes were confused, "Why do I feel like I'm listening to a law professor explaining legal concepts?"

"Besides, it's very simple!" Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully, "What she means is that Neo's handsomeness makes people laugh from ear to ear, but Su Yi's handsomeness makes people laugh from ear to ear. One looks good, and the other takes a kidney."

Tang Youyou's face was stern, and she spoke in Sichuan dialect: "Yao'er, do you think it's appropriate for you to discuss this kind of issue with your aunt?"

After a pause, Tang Youyou covered her face shyly: "But that's right, that's what it means!"

"And!" Lu Ziqiao and others all made disdainful sounds.

"Then what kind of handsome do you think I am?" Guan Gu asked Youyou curiously.

"Uh... you're so handsome, you need to use your brain." Tang Youyou gave her a polite smile.

"Death is easy!" Guan Gu was surprised and delighted, "The brain is the most important thing in the human body. Are you saying that my handsomeness is the most important?"

"Stupid! What my aunt means is that I have to make you look like someone else before I think you are handsome." Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, "Hey, are you okay? Are you talking about business?"

"You also think it's strange, so tell me first!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "What do you think is going on?"

Lu Ziqiao perked up and expressed her speculation: "I think Neo is actually a tool! A tool for Yifei and Yu Mo to compete for the most beautiful girl in the love apartment!"

"A snake cannot stand without a head, and a person cannot live without a head! There must be the most beautiful woman in the love apartment. This is the rule of the world! In order to compete for the number one beauty, Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo must conduct a fair, open and just competition. A peerless showdown!"

"And Neo is their chosen tool of struggle! They are competing. Whoever can conquer Neo with their charm will win the title of the most beautiful girl in the love apartment!"

"But what they don't know is that all this is actually Youyou's conspiracy!" At this point, Lu Ziqiao stood up and pointed at Tang Youyou!

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"Me?" Tang Youyou pointed at herself in surprise.

"That's right, stop pretending to be little aunt, I've seen through you!" Lu Ziqiao smiled with a knowing sneer, "Actually, Neo is basically a tool you introduced. Your purpose is to use Neo to make Hu Yifei and Qin Yu Mo killed each other, and you reaped the benefits. In the end, after they both lost, you easily won the title of the most beautiful woman in the love apartment! Haha! Tang Youyou, you are my aunt, Lu Ziqiao, you are so cruel! !”

"What, this is too ridiculous!" Tang Youyou collapsed and shouted, "Who is the most beautiful woman in the love apartment? Who is so boring that she would compete for such a damn title?"

"That's right, Zi Qiao, this is totally unreasonable. Yifei and Yu Mo are sisters. It's impossible for them to fight over each other for a little fame." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said with a smile.

"That's not necessarily true. Isn't it sung in the song?" Zhang Wei stood up, cleared his throat, and sang in a rich baritone: "Today we are still in love with each other, but the next day we will turn against each other. For the sake of old grudges, you will For the Nine Yin Manual, hey! All grudges will come to nothing in the end..."

"Shut up!" Everyone shouted at him.

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Zhang Wei sat back and said: "I just want to liven up the atmosphere."

"Zi Qiao's reasoning is totally untenable. You You is so kind, how could she be the mastermind behind this?" Guan Gu Shenqi said, "It's impossible! Besides, Hu Yi Fei already has a boyfriend, Mr. Shen, so she can't mess around."

"Then tell me, tell me why!" Lu Zi Qiao spread his hands.

"New words are not worth mentioning!" Guan Gu Shenqi stood up with his chin in his hand.

"Conan!" Tang You You's eyes widened.

"The real reason is actually like this!" Guan Gu Shenqi's eyes flashed with wisdom, "Neo is actually innocent. He is indeed a fashion stylist, but his fashion concept cannot be accepted by ordinary people. But he met Yu Mo, who had just broken up. Yu Mo wanted to get out of the last failed relationship as soon as possible, so she was attracted by Neo's superficial appearance and indulged in it!"

"As Qin Yu Mo's best friend, Yi Fei would never allow her good friend to be attracted by Neo, a person who is only superficial, but she can't discourage Yu Mo's aesthetics. , because Yumo is very fragile at this time and can't withstand any blow! "

"After thinking about it, Yifei decided to sacrifice herself, even if she had to bear the infamy, to snatch Neo away from Qin Yumo! In this way, she will not only arouse Qin Yumo's fighting spirit, but also rescue Qin Yumo from the wrong feelings on the other side! "

Guan Gu Shenqi's eyes were filled with tears: "Just like that, a rescue operation that was not understood by the world was quietly launched. Yifei is simply too great!"

"How many misunderstandings can a love endure, and survive the snowy winter..." Zeng Xiaoxian held his heart and sang affectionately.

"Shut up!" Everyone shouted again.

Zeng Xiaoxian shrank his neck and buried his head to pretend to be an ostrich.

"You don't say, Guan Gu's analysis is really a bit reasonable." Zhang Wei said thoughtfully.

"What's the reason!" Tang Youyou said speechlessly, "Okay, okay, don't guess randomly, in fact, the situation is not what you think! The two of them are not fighting for Neo at all, but they both want to give Neo to each other!"

"How is it possible!" All the boys shouted in unison.

"It's true!" Tang Youyou explained, "Girls understand girls best, and only I can see the swordplay in this!"

"In fact, Neo is just a poor man who was accidentally involved in this Shura battlefield!" Tang Youyou narrated with emotion, "Yifei and Yumo don't like Neo at all. His poor fashion theory can't impress Yifei and Yumo at all, but they all chose to cover their ears and steal the bell, and chased Neo. Why is this?"

"Why!" The boys asked together, and everyone's eyes were like elementary school students taking a physiology class for the first time in elementary school, full of a strong desire for knowledge.

"Because they all want to make each other believe that Neo is a handsome man with fashion and connotation; they all want each other to get Neo! Only in this way can they get rid of a strong rival silently, so that they can pursue another man without pressure! And this man is the true love of both of them!" Tang Youyou's tone of storytelling makes people shudder.

"It's terrible!" All the men took a breath of cold air, all showing a scared look.

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up with a heavy face, and said with a sad face: "In fact, I don't deserve them to do this for me! The palms and backs of the hands are all flesh..."

"Go to hell!" Everyone surrounded Zeng Xiaoxian and punched and kicked him.

"Obviously, there is only one man who can attract Yifei and Yumo at the same time in the Love Apartment!" Lu Ziqiao laughed at himself, "I know myself, this person is definitely not me!"

"It's not me either." Guan Gu Shenqi said.

Zhang Wei looked left and right, and asked seriously: "Do you think it is possible..."

"No way!" Everyone said in unison.

"Okay, I'm just confirming it for the last time." Zhang Wei pouted and said with a dark face.

"Why can't it be me!" Zeng Xiaoxian howled in anger, "Why is it Su Yi?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and sighed: "Teacher Zeng, please accept my condolences. Facts have proved that you are out!"

"I won't accept it!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted from the soul.

"Qiaodou Sack!" Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly had a look in his eyes, "If what Youyou said is true, then in the apartment now, Yifei and Yumo, will they have already fought?"

Everyone looked at each other, and then ran out of the bar at the same time.

When they went out, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had already run out, was stuffed back in by everyone.

"Teacher Zeng pays the bill!" Everyone shouted in unison outside the bar.

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Zeng Xiaoxian walked to the bar with his head down.

3602.

Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo really quarreled.

But they didn't expose each other's shortcomings, but praised each other and belittled themselves crazily.

"You are obviously excellent, so stop pretending, Yumo! You are so gentle, unlike me, who is so fierce and no one dares to pursue me!" Hu Yifei said with a hypocritical smile.

"No, you are obviously better! You are so strong and independent, unlike me, who will only hide in the room and cry when I break up." Qin Yumo returned a polite but awkward smile.

"You are excellent, you have been excellent since childhood!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth, "Unlike me, no one confessed to me since childhood, because I look like a boy!"

"You are excellent, you have been excellent since childhood!" Qin Yumo also said angrily, "Unlike me, when I was a child, I was so fat that no one paid attention to me!"

"You are excellent! I am morally corrupt, I stole your skirt when I was a child!" Hu Yifei glared and shouted.

"You are excellent, I am a cheap person! I stole your snacks when I was a child!" Qin Yumo was so angry that he clenched his fists and stomped his feet.

"No matter what you say, Neo is the best for you!"

"Nonsense, Neo is so excellent, of course only you are worthy of him!"

"Stop arguing! In fact, I think both of you are good!" Neo couldn't help but say, "How about we date each other for a while? Let me make this decision? At least it won't hurt your sisterly love!"

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The two girls looked at Neo expressionlessly.

"You actually want to date both of us at the same time?" Qin Yumo sneered, "How dare you make such a boring request?"

"Do you think you are worthy?" Hu Yifei also raised the corner of her mouth, "Do you really think you are the most fashionable?"

Neo was a little dumbfounded: "Don't you all want each other to get me? I want to give you equal opportunities."

"Ah!" Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips speechlessly, "Please, even if you can't see the situation clearly, at least have some self-knowledge, okay? You and Ziqiao are actually the same kind of people. It's just that God gave you a good skin. Otherwise, with these tricks of yours, you are not even worthy of carrying Ziqiao's shoes!"

"We can tolerate poor craftsmanship, but poor character is a problem with your own quality." Qin Yumo said disdainfully, "We two We have been arguing for so long, and you have been watching the show? Is it good? As a man, you are a coward at this time, without any responsibility. What kind of man are you? "

"You..." Neo was shocked and angry, "You dare to play tricks on me!"

Hu Yifei sneered and clenched her fists, "What if I play tricks on you? If I don't play tricks on you, are you waiting for you to play tricks on us?"

"The rules of the underworld, you must admit your mistakes and stand at attention when you are beaten!" Qin Yumo laughed, "Neo, you have to admit that you lost this round! If you lose, you should admit defeat openly and leave decently, but if you get angry, it will be meaningless."

Neo's face turned blue and red, and he looked at the two people hatefully, and said a cruel word: "The mountains are high and the road is long, let's wait and see!"

After that, he turned around and left.

Bang!

As Neo slammed the door, the two women looked at each other and couldn't help laughing in unison.

"I'm really disgusted by him, I can't stand it anymore!" Hu Yifei laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Me too, talking to me about fashion? Talking to me about styling? Come on, this is what I do, I'm a professional, okay?" Qin Yumo also laughed so hard that he held his stomach.

There is one more chapter, one o'clock before, to make up for yesterday's