Chapter 851 The War Started
The three idiots who just proudly declared that their "rebellion was successful" were all "pale" and huddled together.
"What? Dinosaur Team?" Hu Yifei sneered and stood up.
"Don't come over!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted reflexively, "It's not recommended to hit people. Hitting people in the face hurts your self-esteem!"
Lu Ziqiao was closest to Hu Yifei. He threatened: "We are brothers. If you dare to use violence against any of us, the other three of us will..."
Zhang Wei took over and said with a lack of confidence: "Call the police!"
"..." Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian turned their heads and looked at Zhang Wei speechlessly.
Completely collapsed.
Su Yi suddenly raised his hand: "I surrender!"
"No need!" Hu Yifei sneered, "At least the three of them have some courage to die, what about you? Fence-sitting grass, no moral integrity at all! And you say you are a knife without thoughts? I don't think you are a knife without thoughts, you are just a stuffy one!"
Puff!
The other four burst out laughing.
Su Yi said embarrassedly: "Okay Yifei, you made a very wrong choice. You pushed a powerful comrade to your enemy."
"You? Powerful?" Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi with a smile, "No one is qualified to say that they are strong and powerful in front of me!"
Su Yi gave him a polite but awkward smile.
"Listen to me, the four of you!" Hu Yifei put his hands on his waist with a fake smile, "I am very happy that the four of you have the courage to challenge me. Although your pranks are ordinary, I still want to thank you. I haven't had this excitement of accepting a challenge for a long time."
These words made Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three shudder.
"To be precise, your excitement was actually given by Su Yi alone. The three of us - just watching!" Lu Ziqiao decisively betrayed Su Yi.
"That's right!" Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately agreed.
Su Yi rolled his eyes: "Now you can see who has less moral integrity, right?"
"We are all birds of a feather, no one is any better!" Hu Yifei sneered, "I just want to remind you, now that the game has begun, then you must--"
She stretched out a finger and shook it gently: "Don't stop."
She turned and left with a sneer.
Su Yi sighed: "Why can't you just let me stay in peace?"
"Hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed exaggeratedly twice, stood up and walked to Su Yi, patted his shoulder and said, "You live with Hu Yifei, the female devil, and you still want peace? You think too much, right? What about you, you are a fence-sitter, you want to rely on others, but they won't accept you! You're just trying to get a cold shoulder, right?"
"That's right, Hu Yifei is famous for not recognizing her relatives, and you're too young to try to get close to her!" Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "I think you'd better join us. . However, considering that your bad behavior of betraying us just now has seriously hurt our feelings, even if you want to join us now, you have to ask us if we agree. "
Su Yi was terrified, fearing that Lu Ziqiao would say something that he could not refuse, and hurriedly stood up and said first: "I will not join you! You three are you three, and I am me! Even if Yifei wants to retaliate, I will fight back, but I will never go along with you three. Goodbye!"
After saying that, he turned around and left, as if there was a ghost chasing him, and fled like a fly.
"I have to think of a way to try to prevent these three guys from finding me in the future..." This was the only thought Su Yi had when he walked out of the bar.
When he went out, he happened to meet the three girls who invited him to drink yesterday.
One of them had a bright eye and said in surprise: "Huh? Isn't this Mr. Water Monkey?"
Su Yi's face suddenly turned black, and he ran away in a flash.
He didn't even dare to say a word of extra nonsense.
If they mentioned "Let's have a drink together", Su Yi would not be able to leave tonight.
The world outside is too dangerous.
Su Yi decided that after signing the contract with the editor tomorrow morning, he would not see anyone in the next few days!
Can this little wish come true?
It seems that it cannot be realized.
As soon as he returned home, Su Yi saw Hu Yifei wearing a facial mask and watching TV.
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Fence-Sitter? Why did you come home in person?" Hu Yifei was an old yin-yang person as soon as she opened her mouth.
"..." Su Yi sighed, "Yifei, I really surrender to you, okay?"
"Don't, that's so boring? I haven't even exerted my strength, and you fell down, how can that be?" Hu Yifei smiled, "We are under the same roof, and there is still a long way to go. Mr. Fence-Sitter, I wish you good luck."
Su Yi squeezed out a polite smile: "I also wish you a good pregnancy."
Well, trouble may be unavoidable.
That night, Su Yi fell asleep peacefully with the help of sleeping pills, and there was no talk all night.
The next morning, when Su Yi came out, he saw Tang Youyou coming back.
"Eh? Good morning, Xiaoyi!" Tang Youyou was busy in the kitchen. When she saw Su Yi coming out, she smiled and greeted Su Yi.
"Youyou? When did you come back?" Su Yi asked.
"Half an hour ago," Tang Youyou said with a smile, "I have been following the crew recently. I just finished the last set of shots at seven this morning. I am so tired."
"Thank you for your hard work!" Su Yi smiled at her and prepared to go to the bathroom.
"Xiaoyi, come and have breakfast. I made bacon and fried eggs!" Tang Youyou said enthusiastically.
Ding.
I don't want to have breakfast...
"Okay." He smiled at Tang Youyou.
"Hey, isn't this our Mr. Fence-Sitter?" At this time, Hu Yifei just came out of another bathroom, and it seemed that he had just washed his hair.
Putting aside her personality, Hu Yifei is really beautiful, natural and undecorated, like a lotus in clear water.
If she didn't speak in a weird way, she would be even more perfect.
"Fence-Sitter?" Tang Youyou looked at Su Yi and then at Hu Yifei with a strange expression, "It seems that a lot of things have happened in the past few days when I was away. Xiaoyi, how did you offend Yifei?"
Su Yi said helplessly: "When you are in the rivers and lakes, you can't help yourself."
"Hehe, you had a lot of fun the night before last, and I didn't see any sign of being forced." Hu Yifei smiled, "Su Yi, if you dare to do it and take responsibility, I will respect you as a man. The more you shirk responsibility, the more I will think that you dare to do it but not admit it, like a woman!"
"Wow!" Tang Youyou's eyes lit up and turned on the gossip mode.
Su Yi sighed: "You started to sneer at me last night. I won't bother with you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you."
"Oh, oh, oh, okay, Mr. Fence-Sitter, you finally stopped being a double-faced person, right?" Hu Yifei said with a tut.
"I gave you a chance, but you didn't know how to cherish it." Su Yi said, "Yifei, you made me lose the opportunity to be a good person."
"Really? That's really a pity." Hu Yifei smiled, "So, you want to be a bad person? Oh, I'm really scared. But-"
Hu Yifei changed the subject, raised her chin, and hooked her finger at Su Yi provocatively: "Just come on, if I blink, I'm not Hu Yifei!"
Ding!
Okay, I have to go now.
Su Yi smiled at her politely: "Wait."
"I'll wait, but don't wait too long." Hu Yifei smiled.
Tang Youyou on the side was watching with relish, she seemed to see sparks flying in the void
Bang!
Su Yi entered the bathroom.
"Sister Yifei, how did Xiao Yi offend you?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
"You ask him." Hu Yifei said.
"Hey, come and have breakfast, Sister Yifei!" Seeing Hu Yifei turning around to go back to her room, Tang Youyou hurriedly called out.
"Okay, I'll change my clothes first!" Hu Yifei waved her hand without looking back, then walked to her bedroom and opened the door.
Then he saw a "human-shaped bed sheet" pointing at her standing at the door.
A breeze blew outside the window, and the bed sheet swayed gently in the wind.
(°°)
The defenseless Hu Yifei was so scared that she screamed "Ah".
Crash!
The bed sheet was opened, Su Yi crawled out from under the bed sheet, and smiled at Hu Yifei: "Surprised? Unexpected?"
"What's going on? What's going on?" Tang Youyou ran over in an apron and holding a shovel. When she saw Su Yi, she immediately widened her eyes and said in disbelief: "Xiao Yi, didn't you go to the bathroom just now?"
Hu Yifei was still in shock, and her anger "swooshed".
"Su, Yi!" She gritted her teeth and shouted.
"Hey! Don't scream so loudly, I can hear it." Su Yi responded with a smile, pointing at her eyes and said, "Yifei, you asked me to come over, so I came. You said that you wouldn't call Hu Yifei if you blinked your eyes, but you just blinked once? I'm so sorry, you can't call Hu Yifei anymore!"
"Su Yi!" Hu Yifei was furious.
"I told you not to scream so loudly, Hu Yi screamed." Su Yi said with a smile.
"What did you call me?" Hu Yifei's eyebrows were raised.
"Anyway, you can't call me Hu Yifei anymore, so I might as well give you a new name," Su Yi said with a smile, "You've been calling me that whenever you see me these past two days, so I'll just call you Hu Yijiao."
"Su! Yi!" Hu Yifei clenched her fists and made a banging sound, "Very good, you succeeded in irritating me."
Su Yi walked up to Hu Yifei with a smile, got close to her, and said leisurely, "So what, Hu Yijiao?"
"Puff..." Tang Youyou, who was watching the fun, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Youyou, is breakfast ready?" Su Yi smiled and walked past Hu Yifei. Just after taking two steps, he stopped and turned back and said, "You can surrender to me at any time, Hu Yijiao."
"Surrender? Su, don't be too proud!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and shouted, "There is no word surrender in my dictionary!"
"From today on, there is no word 'Fei' either." Su Yi smiled and added.
"Ahhhh! Just wait! This is not over yet!"
Bang!
Hu Yifei yelled in exasperation and slammed the door.
Su Yi sighed: "Why do you force me? I once wanted to be a good person."
Tang Youyou stuck out her tongue and laughed: "Xiao Yi, you have offended Sister Yifei badly this time."
"I call this collapse therapy." Su Yi said.
Since you can't avoid trouble by compromise, you can only rely on victory.
Letting Hu Yifei completely admit defeat to him is also a way to avoid trouble.
After washing up, the three of them still sat at a table to eat breakfast.
Su Yi ate slowly, and Hu Yifei ate with gritted teeth.
"Mr. Su, don't be so proud, this is just the first round!" Hu Yifei threatened, "You started the war, but remember, I have the final say on when the war ends!"
"I understand!" Su Yi nodded, "But it's better to be a little creative, otherwise it will be boring."
"Haha, I will definitely not let you down!" Hu Yifei gritted his teeth.
"Do you want me to be the referee?" Tang Youyou's eyes lit up, "I promise to be fair, just and open!"
Ding.
"Okay." Su Yi sighed and smiled at Tang Youyou.
"Oh, by the way!" Su Yi took out an envelope from his pocket and put it in front of Hu Yifei, "This is my rent, and the money you borrowed from me before, it's all in it. I haven't said thank you yet, thank you."
Hu Yifei didn't take the envelope, but snorted and said, "No need! You take it first! Now that Youyou has moved in, I have to recruit another roommate. When all the roommates are here, the rent will be recalculated."
After a pause, Hu Yifei asked again, "Why do you suddenly have money again?"
"My royalties for the past two days." Su Yi said, "Finally, it can help me get through the urgent need. Thank you again for your help before."
After a pause, Su Yi added, "Thanks are thanks, but I still have to beat you, Hu Yijiao."
Hu Yifei's originally relaxed face darkened again.
"Don't call me Hu Yijiao anymore! Otherwise I'll tear your mouth apart!" She bit her teeth with a clattering sound.
Ding!
Su Yi shrugged regretfully: "Okay, I won't call you that. It's a pity to use such a good name."
In this way, the nickname Su Yi gave Hu Yifei died just after it was born.
After dinner, Su Yi took the initiative to wash the dishes.
Hu Yifei received a call from the editor.
"Hello? Who are you? Goose Farm News Department? Looking for Teacher Liangchen? We don't have this person here!" Hu Yifei was about to hang up the phone impatiently.
"Looking for my Yifei!" Su Yi wiped her hands and walked over.
"You? Teacher Liangchen?" Hu Yifei was a little confused, "Aren't you Su Yi? When did you change your name?"
"Pen name." Su Yi took the phone from her.
Hu Yifei was still a little unresponsive.
Before, when Su Yi said that he had earned royalties, Hu Yifei was a little surprised, but she was distracted by Su Yi's "Hu Yijiao".
But now, her curiosity was bursting again.
She was like this, let alone Tang Youyou, who was more gossipy, whose ears were perked up.
The caller was the editor-in-chief who had talked to Su Yi yesterday. He and Su Yi were getting along well and wanted to sign a contract this morning. He asked Su Yi where it would be convenient.
Su Yi thought about it and reported the address of a nearby cafe. The two agreed to meet in half an hour.
After hanging up the phone, he saw the eyes of the two women on the side fell on him, their eyes full of curiosity.
Su Yi opened his mouth, then sighed: "Okay, anyway, I have to tell you everything in the end. Besides, there is nothing to hide. It's like this. I wrote something online under the pen name Liangchen these two days..."