Chapter 71 Deadpool, Fellow Countryman, Wolverine
When Tuziman focuses on madness and revenge, he is still very bluffing.
Braised eggs believe it.
He pretended to be strategizing and said deeply: "...So, what is your plan? In other words, what is the reason for the hatred between you and the fellow villagers?"
"Because my wife gave birth to his son." Butcher said as an auxiliary.
"You have the same wife?" Lu Dan was shocked.
"It's the same son," Butcher said.
"?" Lu Dan was even more shocked, "I have never heard of a fellow countryman having a son! He was exposed on the show himself, and he is only 8 years old now..."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Is this horse eight years old?"
Bucher shook his head and said: "I can come to this world, and so can the people of my motherland."
"I know his face even when it turns to ashes."
"A hypocritical guy like him is the best at packaging himself!"
"and."
"Bloodshed in the White House...this is indeed the style of the motherland!"
"It can't be wrong!"
"Different worlds are merging... This kind of thing can happen. If people from the motherland become fellow villagers, why not?"
"As a world-class agent, you should have been aware of this a long time ago, right?"
Hearing this, Luodan nodded thoughtfully.
Indeed.
For example, strange things like the two American captains actually happened.
Also, Steve was beaten to death by Soldier Boy.
Before he fled, he also went to see the soldier boy, hoping to deceive him again and recruit combat power.
As a result, the soldier boy was like the Bull Demon King in the black mythology, with his heart broken, helpless, and his eyes dimmed.
No matter how bright the braised eggs are, they will only be in a daze and pretend to be dead.
Luodan asked again: "So, what is our plan?"
"Get close to a fellow villager and inject him with the virus!"
Butcher said, "You just have to give me some help."
"make a deal."
Lu Dan stretched out his hand. He was the director of SHIELD after all, and he also had some intelligence networks.
The two smiled at each other and reached cooperation.
Now, they are the only Avengers!
So burning, so burning! So high!
"oi!"
Butcher went out confident.
Boom!
Then he was killed by a red tank.
…
Time goes forward half a minute.
Another extraordinary fight broke out on the streets of New York City.
The reason why it is said to be a fight, not a game of Chaoying.
It's because this is the set of Deadpool 2.
The little bastard was strangled with Electro, Future Warrior, Thanos and Suo, when the chubby Russell suddenly released the red tank.
This is a red tank!
His real name is Kain Mark. Because he often hangs out with the Brotherhood, people often mistake him for a mutant. In fact, his power comes from the evil god Cytorak.
Cytorak's magic makes the red tank's power inexhaustible.
His physical body is nearly indestructible, with his ramming ability destroying many buildings multiple times and even resisting Thor's Mjolnir and Wolverine's Adamantium steel claws.
In the entry for the character's ability, there is even a description of [Immortality].
as follows--
Red tanks are immortal.
His physical fitness is at its best at all times and he is immune to aging.
As soon as this guy came out, he smashed the highway with one punch.
Heavy trucks, red tanks, Deadpool... they were all falling, hitting Billy Butcher.
"No, buddy, you-"
Butcher wasn't dead yet, he was just vomiting blood, complaining, and having tumors flying around, trying to show off.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, Red Tank twisted his butt.
He became a lump together with his tumor.
"Depend on!"
"You actually fucked Billy?"
Seeing this, Deadpool's voice was full of shit, he was crazy, and he spoke quickly: "Do you know who he is? He is the Green Haired Man of the Walt Universe!"
"Now the black robe is more popular than Marvel!"
"Without him, how will the plot develop and how will the crew support themselves?"
"Hey, that's not right. It seems that another heavyweight from the motherland has also arrived, and that man..."
"The whole of New York is in chaos!"
Deadpool came to the corpse of Tuzi Man and said affectionately and affectionately: "Don't worry, your wife is very rich."
At this time, a shadow came over.
Deadpool directly started to say: "No fight, no fight!"
"I really should have worn white underwear today!"
"X-Men Mysterious Edition" 183 issues, "Thor" 411 issues, "X-Men Unlimited" 12 issues, I have always been your fan, Red Tank! I have always dreamed of seeing you rushing towards me, when you The helmet reflects my face... not now."
"Hmph ah ah ah!"
"Don't tear it, don't tear it, I'm torn... We've had enough trouble, shall we go to Dad's company to apply for jobs together?"
"I really want to do Deadpool 3."
"I want to be the savior of Marvel. It hurts."
…
After a hearty and passionate fight, the knot in the heart was untied, and the dumplings were made and smashed.
Deadpool, Colossus, Red Tank, Russell...all came to the interview department of Dad's company.
A group of people were sitting on chairs in the hallway.
I looked at the movie promotional posters of Spider-Man, Wolverine, Magneto and others with envy.
Here it is.
Everyone can see their idols, and it seems that they can also see their own bright future.
"Whoosh!"
at this time.
After dealing with the Inhuman fellow villager Azu, he flew back and drank milk.
"Oh my god!"
As soon as he landed, Xiao Jianjian slid over and knelt down, suddenly took out Butcher's head, and said: "Gift, for the most awesome fellow villager!"
Azu: "?"
Azu: "Who are you?"
"I'm a street dog... No, I'm Deadpool! A die-hard fan of the fellow villager! A loyal supporter!"
Deadpool patted his chest and said.
"?" Azu was still a little unresponsive, looking at Butcher's head, wondering: "Why did you kill him? Just a bug."
"Because he's stupid!"
Deadpool started talking nonsense, "In Marvel, good people don't die, bad people don't die, there's only one kind of people who have to die, stupid people."
"6."
Azu nodded, he was a talent, he called the troublemaker, and said: "Give him some roles, and pay more."
"Thank you, Mr. Zu, thank you, Mr. Zu."
Deadpool was so excited that he started pole dancing.
Then
He was brought to the Wolverine set by the troublemaker and received the script and lines.
"Begin." The director shouted.
Under the spotlight.
Wolverine turned his back to Deadpool and said, "I hate people pointing guns at my head. I blocked your gun, and there are no bullets."
"To be honest, I have been wanting to fuck you for a long time." Deadpool said.
"Isn't this a good opportunity?" Wolverine said coldly.
"I want to use your heart as my trophy."
Deadpool drew his sword.
"Humph." Wolverine showed his claws. It must be said that the parts of Blue Eagle are easy to use.
He even felt that he was strengthened.
The two finished their lines in a cocky manner, and then began to stab each other in the heart, stab each other in the ribs, and fight.
This kind of shooting method, where every punch hits the internal organs, every move draws blood, and there is no need to worry about the death of the actors.
It is loved by many netizens.
...
At this time.
Lu Dan is still confidently waiting for good news from Butcher.
Steady!
He can still fight back.
…
The business trip was very strenuous and bumpy, and my kidneys were weak. Brothers, there will be updates later, and I will come with convulsions.