Chapter 75: Fellow Countrymen and People From the Motherland
Finished the deflated family.
Kill kill kill kill kill kill them all.
Azu hummed a children's song, sat down, and looked through application materials and resumes.
Glancing over.
Basically, all the pretty female superheroes were hired.
The missing ones, such as Shockwave, are Agents of SHIELD and can be transferred directly.
Another example is Spider-Gwen, who is no longer in this universe. If there is a chance to catch her back in the future, her flow rate will be transformed and she can be used by her father.
"From now on, whoever can make dad happy will be given more roles and salary."
Azu ordered.
"certainly."
Obstacle Li was recording and nodding.
Although he is also violent at heart and kills people at every turn, he is vicious and overbearing.
But compared to people from the motherland, fellow countrymen are obviously more reassuring.
Not just because there are official clouds above.
What's more, Azu himself doesn't care about fame, popularity, or power at all. He just wants to make Guan Fuyun happy.
"Mr. Zu."
Li Da, who was in the way, reported, "A very special resume just came here. Do you want to show it to Mr. Guan for review?"
"Don't bother Dad."
Azu said: "Let me see it first."
So the troublemaker presented Ant-Man's resume.
"hiss!"
Azu took a deep breath, thinking that something bad was happening again.
With his current strength, his father's teachings, and the spoilers of the Time Stone, he can be considered semi-omniscient and omnipotent.
Unless it's something mind-numbing like discouragement.
Otherwise, there would be very few things on this planet that could make him frown.
But Ant-Man is definitely one.
During the communication with his father, Azu understood that this world is "absurd" and "unreal".
Like Tony Shit.
He is only mortal in the flesh.
but.
Every time Azu dropped him from a height of 10,000 meters, he could always summon the armor to merge.
Even if it will hit the ground in the next second.
Even based on inertia and gravitational potential energy... he should have died long ago.
However, as long as he puts on Iron Man's steel armor, Tony Shit can always act cool and playful without any harm.
Similarly, there is Steve Rogers who "matches wits and courage with the gods, and goes back and forth with the soldiers below."
There are many bugs in the reality of this world.
But to be honest, Iron Man and the Mi Team can barely justify themselves.
The only thing that Azu couldn't accept was the Pym particles.
Pym made it clear.
The principle of Pym particles is to change the density to change the volume of the object without changing the mass.
In the scene of the Time Stone.
The first time Ant-Man became small and fell from the sewer to the floor, the floor was cracked, which is consistent with the setting.
But if that’s the case…
Why does Ant-Man ride an ant?
After Ant-Man turns into giant form, shouldn't it be as dense as cotton or even a balloon? Why are you so powerful?
The building becomes the size of a suitcase, and it can be packed into a van without overloading it?
The ability shown by Pym particles is completely to "change the quality of things at will".
If that's the case.
Just take a piece of bread or a grain of rice and make it the size of a planet. Wouldn’t it mean that the supplies are inexhaustible?
Then Thanos is also studying some family planning programs, and directly broadcasts to the whole universe that many children will be blessed.
"Pym particles make physics no longer exist..."
"This kind of technological creation that is beyond conventional and common sense."
"Either take it into your own hands, or destroy it."
"I want it all."
Azu closed his resume and said: "Submit the information on the three generations and nine tribes of Ant-Man's family, and I will go and slaughter them myself."
Kill ants, seize information, and stockpile Pym particles.
Plan passes.
Sure enough, if you follow the process that Dad said, you won't encounter any trouble at all.
…
"I won't do this person! No! I will! Do it! Ah!"
Meanwhile, DC Universe.
John, a native of the country, broke through his defenses like crazy, wrapped in a small blanket and crying, with snowflakes falling and the north wind blowing.
After he came here.
It just kept failing.
Whether he challenges Superman, makes a sneak attack, poisons him, or uses kryptonite... in the end, he always ends up being blasted.
Sometimes, it is clear that Superman has been kryptonite green, bleeding, and is about to be sent.
But he shouted, "Family, friends, bonds, justice," and so on. After thinking about it for a while, he actually got better again.
Then beat John into a pig's head.
but.
In the town where Superman lives, there is really a lot of kryptonite in all kinds of colors.
Including orange Kryptonite that turns you into Superman with Kryptonian powers when you inhale it.
This thing is easier to use than Compound No. 5.
John collected a lot of them, thinking that he would give them to his father-in-law in exchange for some favor.
certainly.
The premise of all this is to kill the other self.
John took this as his goal and kept working hard.
He had been to Midtown, thinking about absorbing some dark matter and mutating it, but was violently beaten by the Flash.
The Flash and Locomotive are both speedsters, but they are not the same weight class at all.
Even though John was addicted to kryptonite, he was temporarily promoted and defeated the Flash.
Those who must be raised will also travel through time and space and reverse the future.
Looking at the people who have suffered disasters due to changes in time and space, have inexplicably changed their gender, lost their jobs, or lost their children.
John really wants to ask, no brother, what did you save?
What's even worse is.
The Flash who could defeat him could also be knocked out by a club, chased by a motorcycle, and suffer all kinds of setbacks.
Moreover, Midtown seemed to be the place where speedsters were born.
This "fastest man in the world" always met someone faster than him, and was always chased and beaten.
All this made John doubt his life.
He cried and went online, posting some hellish jokes, such as "Excuse me, what is 6 in, 2 out?"
Another example is "Expired Parents' Exchange Voucher."
Another example is "The first pot of gold from a pearl necklace."
These are the jokes that Guan Dad told to another self, which once existed in John's mind in the form of dreams.
Let him also taste the taste of happiness.
Although it was just a mirage, it gave him a meter of sunshine after all.
He posted these jokes and went online just for fun.
As a result...
He was pinned to the ground and beaten crazily by Batman who came to challenge him.
In other words, these superheroes are all sick, self-righteous, and like to play house without killing.
Otherwise, he would have died eight hundred times.
After experiencing failure again and again, he cried and recalled the teachings of his father in his dreams.
John felt that he had realized it.
He dragged his tired body to the peaceful Gotham City, where the crime rate was not as high as that of New York.
Then he fell to the ground with his face, muttering: "Barbatos, the master of the dark multiverse, the embodiment of despair, the representative of distortion and impermanence!"
"Please answer my prayers!"
"You were summoned by the Wayne family, signed a contract, fulfilled your promise, and then were fooled and sealed by humans."
"Don't you want revenge?"
Buzz!
After that, in the dark corner of Gotham underground.
It seemed that evil and dark light balls overflowed, outlining many darkest runes.
"Get lost."
The cesspool of the DC universe, the gathering place of all dark sides and negative emotions, responded to John.
Responded to disdain.
Barbatos already had his favorite eternal god.
"No, look at me! I can do anything!"
John's defense was broken again, and he pursed his lips and cried.
"Get lost--"
So Barbatos' response was even more ferocious.
The darkest magic rune twisted into the shape of a western dragon, and it smashed down with one claw, causing John to spit blood and fly backwards.
He fell to the ground like a wild dog on the side of the road, dying.
At the same time.
He was full of horror!
Because at this moment, he felt it, felt the loss of power!
Compound No. 5, orange kryptonite...
Everything was disappearing!
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