I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Chapter 278

As soon as the news came out, the investment received exceeded one billion Nibills, which shows how optimistic investors are about the film.

But apart from these ordinary people, there are some people who can no longer sit still at this time.

When Lu Bai released his new song "beat it" on Twitter, there was a friendly reminder at the back: His new song is just a song, and I hope everyone won't think too much about it. .

It's okay if Lu Bai doesn't say it, but when you say it, it seems to be reminding everyone to look at the title of the song "beat it" and avoid him.

Just let us avoid you.

The meaning is so obvious.

Now everyone knows that you, Lu Bai, are a robber, but you, Lu Bai, seem to be telling everyone to avoid me.

If you can't avoid it, what should I do? I want you to grab it directly, right?

To put it simply, it's like a robber suddenly appeared outside. A person stood on a high place with a loudspeaker, and then shouted, I'm here to rob. If you can avoid it, avoid it. If you can't avoid it, just avoid it. Quickly take out the good things at home and wait for me to grab them.

Who the hell has ever seen such an arrogant and domineering robber?

And no one wants to be robbed, but what can they do if they are not robbed? The island of the City of Desire is still floating on the sea.

It is said that the beautiful country sent dozens of planes to pick up the people on the island, but when the planes flew near the island, it was like the plane had opened a black hole and could not get close to the island at all.

This is so fucking evil.

What's even more outrageous is that according to rumors, a big shot has just landed on the island today. It is said that he is the boss of Beautiful Country, Black Lantern. I don't know if it is true or not.

James, Director of the United States National Intelligence Service: Really, really, damn, more real than gold.

At this time, every high-level executive in Beautiful Country, when they heard that Black Lantern had gone to the City of Desire today, were all yelling at Black Lantern.

"You old thing, are you fucking sick?"

"Even if you want to play, can you play at another time? You went to that island at such a special time."

"Okay now, the island ran away by itself. Damn it, we sent dozens of planes and aircraft carriers, but we can't get close to that evil island. Not only is this embarrassing, but the image of their beautiful country will soon be ruined. It’s gone.”

Black Lantern is actually quite aggrieved. It's okay to move this ruined island. Why did it start to move soon after I got to the island? Now what can I argue with that old guy from Te Aihua?

He couldn't fight, and when he became the boss, he wouldn't be able to reap the benefits.

...

As the director of the Intelligence Bureau of the Beautiful Country, James actually does not have a high status, but recently, he has been notified to be present at every regular meeting of the Beautiful Country, and he feels that he is the fucking protagonist in every meeting, which makes him very unhappy.

But there is nothing he can do, who knows that he may be the person who understands Lu Bai best in the beautiful country.

Standing on the podium in the conference hall at this time, James' brows were almost as wrinkled as a chimpanzee.

"Everyone should have a clear understanding of what happened in the City of Desire by now. How evil Lu Bai is. You should have read the news that our intelligence department has sent you during this period.

Everyone must have listened to Lu Baifa’s new song just now.

In today's meeting, since the big boss went to the City of Desire, what we are going to discuss is the payment of protection fees to China. I believe everyone here knows that we have already paid the protection fees. Now the main thing is to see how much we pay. The Chinese, no, Lu Bai was satisfied. "

"If you don't pay, why should you pay? Our beautiful country is the world's hegemon, why should we pay protection fees to China? No, let's fight with real swords and guns. I, MacArthur, have never been afraid of anyone."

When MacArthur spoke, everyone in the conference room couldn't help but look at him.

There is probably only one thought in everyone's mind. You are a reckless man, you have no brain at all, you are a fool.

Is this something you can do just by saying it?

Do you know who your enemy is?

That was Lu Bai.

That evil thing.

Believe it or not, as soon as you launched the missile, you turned around and the missile you launched fell on your head.

"Commander Mike, I admire what you just said, but I want to ask you, who do you want to do it with, have you figured out how to do it, and what should you do if you can't do it."

"I'm going to work with Lu Baicheng. He's just a yellow-haired boy. How can we be afraid of him?"

"Commander Mike, tell me what you want to do?"

"I...I don't know."

"If you don't know, just rest. Let me tell you that the world is no longer a world of hot weapons, but a world of evil. Do it, do it, do it. Can you use your brain? Let's go to the City of Desire to pick up the Black Lantern aircraft carrier. Now that we can’t even get close to the City of Desire, do you think we have any bigger cards?”

"But...but that can't make Lu Bai so arrogant. He can give him as much as he wants. That money is all accumulated little by little by relying on the war over the years."

"Then what can you do? If you have the ability, you can find us a more evil person than Lu Bai in the beautiful country. We won't have to pay this damn protection fee. Not only don't we have to pay, we can also let this evil person go to China to ask for protection money. , but can you find it?”

"Okay, stop arguing. We have paid the money. According to the information we have, we almost know now that Lu Bai left China this time just to ask for money.

To be precise, debt collection.

Don't forget, everyone, more than a hundred years ago, we went to China and grabbed a lot of things and came back. This is what Lu Bai came for.

No one is in a strong situation, so we will definitely have to pay this money. Today’s meeting is to discuss how much money is appropriate. "

"According to our understanding, Lucky Island has promised to support China with one trillion beautiful coins free of charge. Our beautiful country is the country with the largest economy in the world. We will definitely need much more money than Lucky Island. Calculated based on our total output value , maybe, this time we will come up with three trillion.”

Everyone present was stunned when they heard the number three trillion.

Damn it, we all owe the dues of various departments of the Blue Star United Nations, more than a billion, billions. As soon as this piece of shit like Lu Bai comes out, how many trillions will we have to shell out?

But if they don't pay, they are likely to lose more than the three trillion yuan. They will never forget how the earthquake on Lucky Island happened.

Fortunately, the current boss of their beautiful country is Black Lantern, so the blame falls on him.

Chapter 184 I’m scared, I’m scared

Lu Bai's new song "beat it", as soon as it was released, seemed to be like a debt collection charm, touching the hearts of countless countries.

An hour later, the Blue Star overlord of Beautiful Country was the first to issue a statement.

"After Black Lantern signs the Beautiful Country Order No. 2023, the Beautiful Country will provide free funding of three trillion beautiful coins to China to help China develop and maintain world peace."

As soon as the news came out, senior officials from various countries could not sit still.

Damn it, what's going on in the beautiful country? Didn't we just agree that we won't pay a penny in protection fees to China? Damn it, you turned around and sold us.

And you generously gave three trillion beautiful coins as soon as you made the move. How can you let us live like this?

Your beautiful country is cowardly, right?

Then... we are cowardly too.

Following closely, Country Y, Country D, Country F, and other developed countries also responded quickly. According to the amount of protection fees paid by Lucky Island, they also paid a large sum of protection fees to China based on their gross product.

According to incomplete statistics, China, the second most powerful country in the world, received free donations of 10 trillion beautiful coins from more than 50 countries around the world in one day.

It shocked China for a while.

Liu Huarong was probably the first to know what Lu Bai's purpose was in leaving China.

At that time, what he told Lu Bai was still almost four trillion, but his grandma, Lu Bai just went out for a day and came back with ten trillion beautiful coins. It was simply too ferocious.

Combined with what Lu Bai did today, he felt that he could create the Ten Evil Heavenly Kings.

It's really evil.

Then Liu Huarong began to write a new script, laughing while writing, and sighing from time to time, thinking that if only he could go with Lu Bai, his script would be more perfect.

Song Peng: "Yi Yan, have you seen the news? Our son-in-law just went out today and robbed ten trillion beautiful coins and came back. I really saw this kid right, he is a capable person.

Moreover, someone from above just called me and said that whatever business I, Song Peng, want to do in the future, their bosses will definitely give their full support. I need money, policies, and people. As long as it’s not murder and arson, I can do anything. OK. "

Meng Yanzhi looked at Song Peng and couldn't help rolling his eyes, "Haha, now I think our son-in-law is fine. Who kept saying that he would never let his daughter marry Lu Bai, and called Lu Bai a bastard at home every day?"

"It's not me. It's not me anyway. I've never scolded you."

"Lu Bai, hehe, hahaha, what a good son-in-law, damn, the most boastful thing I, Song Peng, have done in my life is to find a good home like Lu Bai for our daughter."

Huang Long, who had just beaten his own sister again, put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky, his eyes almost glazed over.

"Who would have thought that this little 18th-tier singer could be as evil as he is today.

If we had treated Lu Bai kindly, our Xinglong Entertainment would definitely have a place in the world.

If you lose, I, Huang Long, will be convinced when I meet you, Lu Bai, who is an evil person. "

After saying that, Huang Long's eyes darkened and he fainted completely.

"Who is Huang Long's family member? Come and sign. He had a stroke and needs surgery immediately."

Chen Huayu: "Sister Cai, would you like to wear clothes with Lu Bai's stamp on them tonight? I want to experience what it feels like to be stepped on by Lu Bai."

"Sister Chen, you can wear it too. If we want to experience it, we can do it together."

Give up.

Everyone who had offended Lu Bai or competed with Lu Bai this year, after receiving today's series of news, everyone gave up.

Take it heartily.

Not to mention how evil Lu Bai's evil ways are, as far as Lu Bai's attainments in music and dancing, who among them can compare.

The release of today's song "beat it" is enough to establish Lu Bai's position in the world music scene.

This is not to mention that Lu Bai still has evil golden light protection on his body.

Being born in the same era as Lu Bai was simply their tragedy.

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