Section 299

Although in the end he returned to normal quickly after receiving the doctor's treatment, it can be said that he went as quickly as he came.

But this commander who ran naked on a nuclear submarine is destined to become an eternal joke to people all over the world, and has also set a very good example for educating the next generation.

"Child, do you know that one day, the naval commander of a beautiful country vowed to destroy the leader of our cult, Lu Bai."

"But isn't the leader Lu Bai still alive?"

"Yes, Leader Lu Bai is so evil, how could he die? It was the commander who was so frightened by our Leader Lu Bai that he ran naked around the nuclear submarine.

Look at this photo of the commander named MacArthur running naked at that time. Can you understand how powerful our leader Lu Bai is? "

"Dad, this old man is so shameless. He is running around with his butt naked. Shame, shame, Master Lu Bai is so awesome, so awesome."

"Awesome, son, should you listen to what the leader Lu Bai said?"

"Dad, Yunzai is very good. He listens to whatever the leader says. I know what you want to say, Dad. The leader said that as long as we study hard, each of us can become a great hero like Leader Lu Bai in the future. Dad, I will study hard."

After MacArthur's accident, his story began to spread in various countries around the world.

Everyone remembered the streaking commander, and even more so what Lu Bai said, "Lu Bai said, as long as you study hard, you will become a powerful person like him."

When the group of people who ate Lu Bai's poisonous chicken soup gradually grew up, they realized belatedly that Lu Bai was simply a liar.

Just study hard and you can be like him.

It's all a lie.

Lu Bai, that bitch, even though he had been exposed to the rain himself, he still pissed on their young minds.

It's so abominable.

But even though Lu Bai was so hateful, he was still loved by countless people.

Because he can be evil.

...

But MacArthur's incident did not end there, because the three intercontinental missiles that day kept flying in the sky, flew over the European continent, went to the beautiful country, and even ran around the African continent, and finally headed straight to the east. go.

It felt like these three intercontinental missiles were not going to cause trouble at all. It was more like taking this opportunity to take the three intercontinental missiles on a world tour. He had almost visited the entire Blue Star.

But at this time, people around the world don't want to know what happened to these three intercontinental missiles.

They are all very scared now. They are afraid that these three intercontinental missiles will fall on their heads, and then explode above their heads with three "bang bang bang" sounds. They are not Lu Bai, and this missile will explode. , and they all had to be blown up to death.

So they are all afraid.

It is not that various countries have not thought about intercepting these three intercontinental missiles. Some of them do not have the strength to allow it, and some do not dare to move. After all, these three missiles are already Lu Bai's things in a sense, and some have intercepted them. , and ultimately all ended in failure.

Later, people called October 13th World Panic Day to remind the world how terrible Lu Bai was back then.

But that's a story for another day. What everyone is concerned about now is where these three missiles will land in the end, and which unlucky guy will receive this luck in the end.

Anyway, it is definitely impossible for China. Since it was Lu Bai who did it, he will definitely not introduce the missiles to his own country. Then it is possible for the other more than 200 countries.

So where will these three missiles go?

Now that these three missiles have begun to operate independently, maybe from three countries, the risk has obviously increased a lot.

While the missile was still flying in the sky, Lu Bai tweeted again: "I just got online here, and I saw a lot of news about me when I logged on to Twitter.

Personally I think I should explain it.

You are all talking about the raging missile incident in the sky now..." (Netizen: Damn it, don't explain it, I can memorize it. This matter has nothing to do with you Lu Bai, it's not me at all. )

"It has nothing to do with me, Lu Bai. This is pure slander. I was standing on the rooftop of the hotel, tasting the 1982 Sprite. How could this have anything to do with me.

Besides, isn't this what MacArthur said himself? During the military exercise with Country Y, their beautiful country made an operational error and mistakenly launched three intercontinental missiles. So where did these three intercontinental missiles fly to? Follow me. White has nothing to do with it.

Whether it is the media or netizens, I hope you will not maliciously spread rumors and slander me, a kind and good person like me.

Like you, I am now looking forward to where these three intercontinental missiles will land. (Lu Bai, are you still looking forward to it?)

Anyway, no matter where it ends up, it’s the fucking person named MacArthur who did it. If you have any grudges, go to this bastard. "

Chapter 14 Taking a break from the busy schedule

After Lu Bai sent out a tweet, everyone who saw and heard was speechless.

Just...how could he, Lu Bai, say such a thing.

Now everyone around the world knows that you, Lu Bai, sent these three intercontinental missiles to the evil sect.

People all over the world know it.

But the instigator just refused to admit it.

Many people took out pliers, hammers, axes and other tools from their homes. At this moment, they especially wanted to knock on Lu Bai's mouth to see what that thing was made of.

"Brothers and sisters of China, I now understand why you like Lu Bai. You like his hard mouth, damn it, I have lived for more than 30 years, and I have never seen a person with such a hard mouth."

"If there is a Guinness World Hard Mouth Award, I will not recognize anyone except Lu Bai. It's too hard."

"I really can't stand it. How can he, Lu Bai, say such a thing against his conscience."

"Hard mouth is good, hard mouth is good, I like hard mouth the most, and this evil god of China is so good-looking, it would be great if I could kiss him."

"No, can you stop studying Lu Bai's mouth for now? Aren't you worried about these three missiles now?"

"The upstairs, I can see that you are not our Lu Bai's Fans, you don't know yet, although Lu Bai is a tough guy and a weird guy, his weirdness is never used against ordinary people like us. Typhoons, sandstorms, plane crashes, earthquakes, you see one weird thing after another, when has it ever affected a good person. "

"Yes, Lu Bai never relies on his weirdness to bully an ordinary person, unlike MacArthur, the bastard, he did something unscrupulous to kill Lu Bai. If these three intercontinental missiles exploded today, I don't know how many innocent people in Luoniu City would be killed or injured, damn it. "

"In that case, we should thank Lu Bai. "

"No...necessary."

MacArthur???

I obviously want to get rid of Lu Bai for world peace, how come I have become the public enemy of the world now, damn it, these people are really heartless.

...

At the same time, on the Daliang Mountain in China.

Shabin looked at Jiang Zhen standing in front of him with a smug look on his face.

"Jiang Zhen, how about we make a bet. If you lose, I will say that Lu Bai, a good man, must be doing something evil, but you still don't believe it."

"I lost, so what?"

"Then you can't deny it. It's agreed that whoever loses will agree to one condition of the other party."

"Yes, I said so. I, Jiang Zhen, always keep my word. If I say I agree to one condition, I will agree to one condition."

"That's good. Now I can make a condition." Sabin said happily.

"Shabin, don't be good yet. I said I agreed to one condition, but I didn't say whether this condition is proposed by you or me."

As he said that, Jiang Zhen's chubby face suddenly trembled, and his bright eyes were full of shrewdness at this moment.

Sabin was dumbfounded.

Damn, what's the big deal?

Is the fat girl in front of me playing so dirty?

She made conditions when I won, and she made conditions when she won. She is playing a win-win game with me.

In other words, in this bet, no matter how he fights with Jiang Zhen, he will lose?

If it was a man, Sabin would have to slap the man twice (if he could beat him).

But this was a woman, he was too embarrassed to do anything to Jiang Zhen, the key was that he couldn't beat her.

He secretly asked Zhang San about Jiang Zhen's specific situation.

Good man, not only is her family background awesome, but this fat girl has even practiced Sanda. She is the kind of woman who can show her biceps when she takes off her clothes. Who can afford to offend her?

Seeing a smug smile suddenly appear on Jiang Zhen's face, Sabin's heart suddenly beat, and an ominous premonition instantly occupied his body.

"Jiang Zhen...you...what do you want to do?"

"Shabin, I know you are still single, and it seems you are still a virgin."

"Jiang Zhen, what do you mean, who are you saying is a virgin, are you insulting me?"

"Hehe."

"Wait, no, what do you mean by I am a virgin?"

"I like Lu Bai, everyone in our charity foundation should know it now, but I know Lu Bai won't like me. Since you are a bit evil, Shabin, I will force myself to get along with you."

"Shabin, why are you running?"

"Come back to me, if you run again, I will break your legs."

Shabin: I am a fucking idiot, if I don't run, you, a fat woman weighing more than 200 pounds, still want to rob me of the second evil god in the world, no way.

Damn it, the key is that this tiger-like woman said to me first, I like Lu Bai, and I, Shabin, am just a spare tire, which man can stand this.

Even if the person you like is Lu Bai, it's not okay.

...

Half an hour later, Sabin hid in the cardboard box in Zhang San's tent, looked at Zhang San with a pitiful and aggrieved look, and asked: "Old Zhang, you are the most famous lawyer in China, please help me think of a solution. Can such an act of robbing a man be sentenced? Can Jiang Zhen, the tiger girl, be arrested?"