I'm A Star, It's Not Right For Me To Go To Jail Every Day

In early 1997, Cao Xuan, who was remembered by later generations of senior entertainment editors, participated in "Water Margin", the last of CCTV's four masterpieces. The most handsome Ximen official in history is revealed...

Hey hey, the principal is down! (Crying) Don’t… don’t rush to call an ambulance, help me up first! Fang Ye wakes up playing games late at night and finds that he has become the director of a run-down zoo. The gentle and spiritual Siberian tiger, the fierce and arrogant silver fox, the gray wolf who likes to sprinkle dog food… With the development of the zoo, various charming animals have attracted tourists from all over the world. “Why do animals like me?” Fang Ye raised his head and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees in response to the curious questions of the children. “We should also start from a sunny evening…”

Raise chickens and ducks, tease yellow dogs, drive out wild boars, dig out bird nests, bees in the cliffs are delicious, catch fish and shrimps in the mountains and streams are more fun, go hunting up the mountain with a slingshot, and the abused wild bear laughs, overhead The green eagle guards the field, and the pangolin helps me find medicine… In the bright spring, happy young people are walking, a small mountain and water, and there is endless fun!

Cat and mouse game, who is the cat and who is the mouse, maybe today is a soldier, tomorrow is a thief hiding in a dark corner, or maybe we shoot all together and eat up and down? The 3.6 million words “Be the Richest Man in the Film and Television World” has been updated throughout the year, and the character is absolutely guaranteed.

Mediocrity is the normal state of most people, and some of them can’t even reach the normal state~ A young man from a small town, ugly and inferior, disliked by relatives and friends, mediocre grades… All these changes started with a beam of light going to the university train, and the boy was bound to the high-quality male god system. The days are getting more and more hopeful, and the system is really fragrant: As long as you learn, you can modify your own bugs; As long as you do good deeds, you can get corresponding banknote rewards; As long as you are praised, you can get relevant talent blessings; … This, it’s hard not to love, okay!

Back in 1998, an ordinary person who has been through, tired, cried, and fought, hopes to run down-to-earth and keep up with the trend of the times.

The most perfect and unsolvable anchor that people have to like, struggle, happy, enjoyable life!

A generation respects the birth and becomes a primary school scum? The true identity is the eldest son of China’s largest family who has lost out? After the memory gradually awakened, it turned out to be… a perverted foodie? Fart King Xueba? The gynecological master? Eastern Satan? Move the concert hall, the battlefield stirs shit… A different rebirth, a different city. Easy to be funny, domineering and black, want you to look good!

Rebirth In the spring of 2004, he has progressed from being a corpse actor in Hengdian to a director of the king of the world. Shao Shuaijun grows step by step, writing a legendary path to director. Those good or not good, the story happened. Not good, pass by. Wonderful, never miss it. “I am a director…” Shao Shuaijun smiled knowingly when his gray hair was gray. I am a director and I am not ashamed of my work, so I will have no regrets in my life.

Bai Qi piloted the plane and asked Zheng He, can the aircraft carrier land? Li Yunlong pointed to the front and asked Zhao Yun, can the Italian cannon hit it there? What is a skeleton? Skeletons are a group of carriers without souls. When you give them new souls that are strong enough, they will have all the abilities of the master of the soul! Explode the Demon Race! Go straight to the Holy See! Even the undead tremble when they see me! Angel of War, Anti-Titan, Bibien, Dragon combination, despise everything! All I want to say is only two words: “Who else?”

Five years ago, Ye Xiaohu, who helped his parents plant the land, was suddenly taken away by the gods, planted elixir in heaven, and raised spirit beasts. Five years later, Ye Xiaohu, who completed his work, returned to his hometown with his skills and magic weapon learned from Heaven. Step by step, transform your hometown, embrace beautiful women, and set foot on the peak of life.

Little doctor Wu Xie, after 'graduating' with a professional master's degree, got tired of the big cities with serious 'involvement'. 'Choose' lay flat in the town hospital. After coming to the town hospital, in view of his master's status, after granting him a supervisor's bed, Wu Xie realized that the way he opened the world was wrong... "Supervisor bed: 1! (Study point gain: 1 point/day)" "Patient in Charge: 0. (Knowledge Point Gain: 0)" Learning points can increase skill level and experience. The more beds in charge, the more patients in charge, the stronger! Step by step to the pinnacle of the medical hall. This book can also be called "Doctors start from being in charge of the bed", "Doctors start from adding points", "You call Dr. Wu unlearned and incompetent"...