Chapter 143 Humanoid Anti-Aircraft Cannon

The empty-bellied man behind him wanted to make a sneak attack.

Jiang Xiao repeated his old trick and directly inserted his hand into the little girl's mouth, took out a large handful of maggots and stuffed them into his mouth.

He was so angry that he knelt aside and continued to fuck her.

Anyway, this little girl doesn’t know what it is.

It seems like it can do nothing but spit out bugs.

But the good thing is that [vomiting bugs] seems to be the little girl's passive skill.

Well, it might be her only skill.

The endless stream of worms seemed like they would never be able to finish their vomiting.

In this case?

Come on, come on!

Jiang Xiao transformed into a corn pitcher, and Kuku took out a lot of white tender maggots from the little girl's mouth and smashed them out.

The little girl was so confused by him that she was unconscious.

Jiang Xiao didn't do it lightly or harshly, for fear that it would be too shallow and not deliver the goods, and he would punch her in the gut several times.

Little girl: (д;)

Jiang Xiao's hand indeed deterred many strange things.

These weirdos are not afraid of pain.

Even if they get kicked in the crotch, they can handle it with a smile.

But they know the feeling of disgust and fear of being eliminated

It really works!

The hesitation in their eyes was caught by Jiang Xiao.

I feel at ease right now!

Although Bai Liu's blessing will most likely help him get out of the current predicament.

But after all, the duration is too short, and Jiang Xiao wants to leave this skill that can permanently kill Weird to other people.

So~

Jiang Xiao directly hugged the little girl beside him who was still confused.

Perhaps it could be said that he clamped her up.

He picked it up directly from the waist, as if it were a light machine gun used to spray maggots on horseback.

He held her under his arm with his left arm, and with his right hand he opened her mouth and squeezed the maggots wildly.

Fat and oily bugs kept spraying out of the girl's mouth.

It completely fulfilled Jiang Xiao’s childhood military dream!

Jiang Xiao: ()つ▄︻┻┳()·“

All the secrets: Fake squid gets a generous gift of crab!

This horse-riding scene is even more eye-catching than the scene where Ward just spat excrement on the wall!

Wherever the flow of maggots goes, everything will retreat!

Jiang Xiao: ()：▄︻┻┳()

"Wahahahahaha! Come on! Kangma Beibi, come and fight me head-on, come on!"

Weird: ∑(°口°(口(°△°|||(°口°ノ)ノ

Can you call this a head-on battle if you step on the horse? !

How dare you put the little girl down!

The depressing, tense, strange, penetrating, and frightening atmosphere that these weird and difficult things created just now are gone!

The painting style became very bizarre and abstract, well, disgusting.

This is also the passive effect of Jiang Xiao's appearance.

Every time he is around, no matter how scary the movie is, it will become very strange.

Some weirdly vomited and cursed at the same time.

(dishes)

"Ugh! Ugh! If you have the guts to put that little girl down, we will fight you head-on! Ugh!"

Others are motivated by emotion and enlightened by reason.

But when he opened his mouth, Jiang Xiao pointed the little girl's head towards him, and countless maggots shot into his face.

"Dude? What's the matter? What's wrong with her being a little girl? Ugh! Let's just say it, everyone can sit down and talk! Sit down and talk about it slowly! The child is uh! It's uh! It's innocent. ! When you step on the horse, can you let me finish talking and cum!"

Σ_(　∠)Oh!

There are also some weird methods of provoking generals.

"I have never seen a shameless person like you. He is holding a maggot machine gun and he is not a hero! Come on! You can't just leave the little girl, right? No, no, no? It can't be true. Does anyone admit that they are not good enough?"

Little girl: Resentment +999

What is a maggot machine gun? Can't you give me a nicer nickname?

The empty-bellied man was caught off guard and his face was covered in maggots again.

Even if he kept his mouth closed, there were many bugs burrowing into his brain along his nostrils, ears and eyeballs.

It doesn't hurt though.

But it’s disgusting!

Who in their right mind can tolerate maggots in their brains?

This is not a derogatory term or an exaggerated adjective, this is really true in the physical sense: [maggots]!

"No way! Brothers! My brain feels numb, it's so disgusting!"

"Tickling, ah! Something is sucking my brainstem like crazy! Tickling!"

"Xiaorou! You stepped on your horse and aimed at the enemy! If you continue like this, we will all be killed by you!"

The little girl named Xiaorou wants it too!

In fact, this administrator has the most bugs all over his body, but it's useless!

Getting into him had no effect at all.

It would only make this laughing psycho ravage his cheeks more vigorously.

Because the harder she fucks her, the harder she squirts!

No more, no more

This administrator's psychology is designated as a pervert.

The room is not big, but it has become a myth.

If you put your foot down, I'll wipe it~

Juice splashes!

Not only is it sticky, but it’s also stringy and slippery! !

All the weird things in the room showed human expressions of disgust and horror.

There's no place to start!

Many weird faces turned purple.

real.

No joke.

It's easier for people to accept that you're riding a horse instead of using a mop and dipping it in shit to fight in all directions, rather than carrying a human-shaped machine gun!

The barrages in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room were all emoticons of minions spitting out green liquid.

Fortunately it was in the middle of the night.

Wouldn't it be a waste if this happened during the meal?

【vomit! If it doesn’t work, I will withdraw, Yue! 】

【Time after time, my tolerance for nausea has been refreshed. 】

[Is Jiang Shen’s mental state okay? Can normal people think of this trick? 】

[This ninja can’t bear it even if he comes! 】

[Really, even though he is mentally ill, it is really disgusting to think of such a disgusting move! 】

[Mr. Jiang has a novel brain circuit and is truly a great talent]

However, no matter how weird or what he said, Jiang Xiao remained indifferent.

I made up my mind not to let go of this machine gun.

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

Grass!

Finally I couldn't stand the weirdness anymore.

"Everyone come together!"

"Quickly kill him and we'll be done with it!"

"Made, it's enough to be bullied while you're alive, now you're still being bullied after you're dead?!"

"The ideas are tough, let's all join in!"

The aloof and cold temperament that they had pretended to be strange and deliberately before was all gone.

What a scumbag, I want to go together, but after all, Jiang Xiao is the evil one.

"Well done!"

Jiang Xiao didn't panic at all when he saw these weird creatures approaching him in a sea of ​​maggots!

There was even a look of excitement on his face

I saw him retreating to the corner of the room first.

Because the field of vision here is wide, no matter what direction the weirdness is in, it cannot escape Jiang Xiao's eyes.

Then he fixed the little girl who was almost fainting to the ground.

Then Jiang Xiao also fell to the ground, lifted her pigtails back and made her subconsciously raise her head and open her mouth.

Everyone:? ? ?

What is this for?

Is the posture somewhat inappropriate?

Jiang Xiao: Left eye closed, right eye open

(つω)つ︻╦╤───

"How's it going? Has my current look changed from a light machine gun to a Barrett sniper? Or the unlimited ammunition version!"

Weird:? ? ?

(■_■)(■_■)(■_■)

It’s so weird that it’s all mullet roe.

However, Jiang Xiao was still showing off his new weapon.

"Look man, the solid base is much more stable than when I clamped it and shot, oh! Yeah~ And holding her braid is easier to transfer and lock on the target than holding her face, yahoo! Let me try it first Effect!"

"Da da da da da~~~~"

Jiang Xiao frantically pulled on the little girl's twin ponytails.

Pull it left and pull it right.

The scalp was pulled, causing the little girl to subconsciously open her mouth.

with full force!

Before:()·"

Now: (oral)·"

I lost it!

So fierce!

This is more than just a Barrett sniper, this is an anti-aircraft gun that fires continuously without recoil!

One person, plus a [humanoid anti-aircraft gun].

The forceful "killing" created the momentum of thousands of troops.

The offensive that had been barely organized was destroyed in an instant.

"Wow ha ha ha ha!!!"

At this time, Jiang Xiao had an aura of invincibility. He lifted up the little girl and chased these weird buttocks behind Kuku to kill her!

"Hey! Hold on and run. If you have the guts, come and fight me! Let's fight!"

I stand by x-on:#￥%!

These weirdos scurried away one after another, fearing that they would eat two more mouthfuls of maggots.

Seeing that his intimidation is so fierce.

Jiang Xiao pushed the little girl to the ground, flipped her bangs coquettishly and started boasting mode.

"Oh my God, I can't believe whose generals are these? They are so brave! No one dares to fight with me."

little girl:? ? ?

Weird: I’m x-on:#￥%!

You're riding a horse and you're selling melons!

"Are you pretending to be trivial? All the cunts in the world can do it all by yourself."

"I'm a big pineapple to your grandma! You have the ability to put down that [forbidden weapon] that sprays maggots and scream!"

"Don't be embarrassed if you hold your horse back! If you have the guts to let her go, it means nothing!"

"That's right! The little girl really thought she was invincible. Isn't this your own strength?"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands, his face full of wanting to be beaten.

╮(ω)╭ "What you are talking about is not about the fire in the crotch and the burning of the crotch! This is of course my strength. If you have a weapon, you can use it. It's not like I won't let you."

Ouch, shit!

How can there be such shameless people in the world?

The weirdos didn't want to fight anymore. They couldn't kill this person for a while anyway, so they just prepared to start scolding Jiang Xiao!

Of course Jiang Xiao was not used to it, so he directly treated the little girl as a little horse and sat on her face.

Get ready to start: the verbal battle mode!

little girl:? ? ? ? ? ?

It's been so long and no one has spoken up for me?

There seems to be something wrong with Jiang Xiao's state?

Someone started asking on the barrage.

[Just ask if you don’t understand, has Jiang Shen’s personality appeared? 】

[It seems that Mr. Pai’s eyes and tone, including the strong inverted sentence style of his speech, are gone. 】

[And the state does not seem to be mental illness, it seems that he has become a normal person. 】

[This time Jiang Xiao’s personality seems to last quite a long time. 】

[Uh, third floor, are you okay with your brain? Are you sure Jiang Xiao is a normal person now? 】

[Regardless of whether he is a normal person or not, he looks really mean now. He is so mean.]

[I really like how cheap he looks now. I’m really curious, how can Jiang Shen, who is not sick, face Weiyi? 】

Saw these barrages.

The old director of Qingshan Mental Hospital showed a strange expression unconsciously.

How to confront Weird?

Of course, it’s not to blame for the curiosity on the barrage, after all, they don’t know Jiang Xiao.

As for whether Jiang Xiao's blowjob is good or not.

No one has more say than the uncles and aunts in Qingshan Mental Hospital.

during his illness.

He is the ceiling in mental illness, and Kuku tortures normal people.

When he is not sick.

Many people with cerebral palsy and mental illness with a history of decades can be scolded by Jiang Xiao's personality.

This kid, no matter whether you are sick or not, the main thing you do when you curse is to expose your shortcomings.

Ling Chinan: "You're all stupid! Let me scold you first, Waterma can't stand it for a long time! Watch me spray him to death!"

Jiang Xiao: "Nah, he's dead!"

Ling Chinan:? ? ?

"Still shaking your head left and right to look at others? I'm talking about you Ling Chinan! You look like a telegraph pole turned into a spirit. I think you were a bitch when you were alive! You are also a waste when you die! The corpses are not even complete! When it comes to dead bodies, it’s you!”

I ride a horse!

"you!"

A shorter woman was slapped by Jiang Xiao as soon as she opened her mouth.

"What are you? I haven't talked about you yet, little Tank. People who don't know where you are going think you are squatting, like a stunted little potato. What qualifications do you have to talk to me? Hurry up. Go home and find some soil and fertilizer to apply to yourself.”

A woman next to Xiaodou tried to help Xiaodou and Jiang Xiao to line up.

"Sister, let me help you."

"Can you help me? I don't think you are a good bird. Your big mouth is so sticky that it looks like you have hairspray on it! Who are you? Are you a sister to her? She is a little potato, you Is it Type 95? Are you two worthy of chatting with me? If there were you two in ancient times, Cao Chong wouldn’t have to go through so much trouble in calling the elephant!"

"You are not allowed to call me Naopo!"

A big man with his intestines hanging out protected the woman who was out of breath after being scolded.

"Yo! Is this your brain? It seems to me that your little wife is not in a very good condition? Why don't you think about cheering her up?"

"Watma!"

"I'm trying to hold you back. If you have time to compete with me, why not go check out my sister-in-law's birth date? Don't forget to celebrate her birthday. Also, you look like a catfish yourself, so the two of them are a perfect match. .”

"Keep your mouth clean, I..."

Another one came out strangely, trying to confront Jiang Xiao.

"Who are you? I haven't sprayed you yet, but you're still talking about it! You look like a bastard buying watermelons. Let me tell you, it's time to roll around and crawl around. ! Don’t come here to be a conspicuous bag!”

The woman with extremely twisted limbs was given special attention by Jiang Xiao.

Just because she wanted to take the opportunity to sneak attack Jiang Xiao, but was discovered by A Xiao.

"Ouch, what the fuck, sister, it's you again? Why do you have such a long horn on your head? I think you look like someone who is training for cerebral thrombosis rehabilitation, six on the left hand, seven on the right hand, and the left foot is crooked Kick your right foot and walk up the road, you are 1.61.7 meters, you still want to sneak attack me?"

Precision strike

Instantly heartbreaking!

Because of the severe limb fractures, this woman's walking posture cannot be said to be exactly the same as what Jiang Xiao described. It can be said that it is exactly the same.

"Pfft~"

Especially the best friend of the woman with a broken bone actually laughed out loud at this moment.

It pushed the atmosphere to another climax.

The fractured woman instantly lost her fighting spirit.

Another man took over the lane duties.

Everyone in the barrage took out their notebooks and took notes.

【A literary giant, a literary giant!】

[I have been reading books for so long in vain. Today is the first time I have seen the destructive power of language! 】

[What the Ninth Grade Sesame Official said is true. It turns out that you can really scold a person until he vomits blood! 】

[Who can tolerate this little mouth? Love it, love it~]

[Who said that only Pai can always restrain the weird? I've known Jiang Xiao since he was a child! 】

[It doesn’t matter if there are no curse words, the curse is even clear and logical! 】

[Mr. Pai, I'm sorry, I plan to change from pie powder to ginger powder. 】

"Fuck! Let's all scold him together! Stop talking about martial ethics! You can't scold me like you're riding a horse!"

An old man was so scolded that he almost choked with tears.

He spent a long time brewing curse words below before choosing to appear.

I never thought that I would be scolded for two and a half minutes in a laning match!

In the remaining half minute, Jiang Xiao showed mercy and allowed him to collect his thoughts and reorganize his words.

Go together?

If you don’t talk about martial ethics, then I won’t talk about it either!

I saw Jiang Xiao picking up the glass fragments of the coffee table on the ground and cutting off a piece of meat with three strokes.

Weird:? ? ?

What does self-harm mean?

"Why are you cutting off the flesh of Gautama Buddha and feeding it to the eagles while cosplaying Gautama Buddha?"

"Yo? Are you afraid now? Are you planning to cut your flesh to please us? Sorry, it's too late!"

"If I don't kill you today, I will scold you to death and make you cry! Wuwuwu."

A woman was threatening and wiping her tears. The guy just scolded her. Those little words were so heartbreaking!

Not waiting for them to start scolding.

The piece of flesh and blood that fell to the ground quickly squirmed and grew into another Jiang Xiao.

only

Eyes a little dull?

Did I lose it?

What kind of bizarre skill is this horse riding?

Weird:? ! ! !

All the weirdness is full of confusion.

The scene in front of him was even more visually stunning than Jiang Xiao's physical abnormality, resilience and infinite strength just now.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, everyone! This, this doesn't look very smart!"

"Who? This? Which one does this refer to?"

The second Jiang Xiao's tone was familiar and wise. As expected, Mr. Pai, who had just taken a break, was back.

One is not enough!

Jiang Xiao swished his hand up and down, and soon, the small room was filled to the brim.

Maggots, Jiang Xiao, weird

The three have almost formed an inseparable coexistence relationship.

Jiang Xiao's curse words were mixed with Mr. Pai's wise words.

A lot of weirdness covered my ears

There is an attempt to kill some Jiang Xiao.

But the final result can only be to get more Jiang Xiao.

Even the power of the black mist could not infect them, and Weiyi doubted his own power for the first time.

Despair, so desperate

Even the power of the black mist cannot infect them,

The scene in front of you is too weird and bizarre, isn't it?

Spread the beans and become an army?

Immortal?

Rebirth with blood?

Not a buddy?

Isn’t it a bit unorthodox for you to play fairy magic in the rules and ghost stories?

There is confusion.

"This can't be possible, can it? Can anyone please light me up? Wake me up."

There is materialism.

"Spreading beans will lead to soldiers! The coffin of materialism will no longer be able to hold it down!"

There is a threat.

"Don't look at me with such a wise look. I advise you to withdraw your magical power and stop! Don't come close to me. I, I tell you, my brain is not working well. If you are close, I can do anything!" "

A wise smile appeared on Jiang Xiao's lips.

Laughing to death~

Who is so smart!

He didn't even need to speak, he only needed one look to let these weirdos know whose brain was worse.

Jiang Xiao: Oo

Just when Jiang Daxing was about to send his words.

A short, sharp alarm interrupted him.

'Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell! ’

'Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell! ’

As the alarm clock rang, all these weird people breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he slowly disappeared into the room with a complicated expression.

The same goes for the little girl who has been treated as a pony by Jiang Xiao for so long.

The way she looked at Jiang Xiao now was filled with resentment.

Every incident today was enough to open another hole in her young mind.

A second before disappearing, the little girl curled her lips and looked about to cry.

Finally, all the blood and flesh in the room, including the maggots covering every corner of the room, disappeared.

it's over?

Is this what’s in room No. 10?

[Isn’t it? That's it? 】

[I thought it was some ruthless guy, but I didn’t expect it to be a bunch of little Karami. 】

[Jiang Shen: I'm sorry, I just got the feeling, and before I had time to show it, you actually slipped away. 】

[Are you sure little Karami? Not only are they nearly immortal, but they are also extremely numerous and are not afraid of pain. Not to mention the Chosen Ones, Lao Wangtou and the others will be torn to pieces if they get in! 】

[However, I still feel that something is wrong. After all, it is room No. 10. 】

【wrong? The lights are still flashing.]

Not only is it still flashing, but the frequency is getting faster and faster.

Jiang Xiao was not in a hurry to leave, and he didn't even go to see if the door could be opened.

He sat directly on the bed, making it clear that he would wait for the other party to arrive.

The word "bold" for a skilled artist is written all over his face.