Chapter 138 Mr. Pai’s Impromptu Rap
The bodies of the three unlucky guys were all stiff on the spot.
Just now, Jiang Xiao was catching a blue jellyfish named "Friend" on the sofa.
The next second, a backflip and a Thomas full spin were done in front of the three of them.
Yao Han and the other three didn't even have time to run.
The four of them just met each other.
The dull eyes, the expressionless face, and the drooped eyelids.
All of which indicate that the administrator may not be in a good mood.
Lao Wangtou is fine.
Although his beard was trembling, he could barely maintain his awkward smile.
After all, he didn't have much of a dispute with this administrator.
But Yao Han and Duan Yu were both frightened.
Especially Queen Yao Han. She turned around and ran away. One of her crystal slippers flew away. She had no queenly temperament!
"Hey! Stop!"
Ga!
Jiang Xiao only had to say one word, and Yao Han stood stunned on the spot.
"You have to come back Sandy!"
Although he didn't know who Sandy was, Yao Han knew that this mental illness most likely refers to him.
Swallowed.
Yao Han slowly turned around.
He slowly returned to Jiang Xiao's side, bowed his head and stood honestly, and subconsciously clasped his hands.
How can I still have the cool and confident self-confidence I had when I tortured and killed Park Daogui?
He looks like a good baby who made a mistake.
"Hey! Mr. Krabs, why are you interested in jellyfish?"
Mr. Krabs?
Lao Wangtou looked around and confirmed that the "Mr. Crab" mentioned by the administrator was referring to him.
"You two stayed up late at night and came here to peek at me and SpongeBob catching jellyfish."
cough.
Speaking of this~
Both Lao Wang and Yao Han secretly looked at Duande.
That's right.
Sold out teammates.
We still say the same thing.
As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist!
The severed tongue that was moaning and groaning before is now breaking out in cold sweat.
The fond memories of being filled with oil, having her butt held between her legs and a steel pipe, and being forced into her arms are all vivid in her mind.
‘Pah~’
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The toughest one, Duan Guan, actually knelt down directly, the most useless one.
"Aba, Aba~Aba Aba~~"
Don't blame him for being cowardly.
Otherwise, if Jiang Xiao becomes interested later, he won't even have a chance to kneel down!
The previous torture experiences are living examples!
People in the live broadcast room were confused.
Is this mute so worthless?
[Can anyone tell me about this familiar scene? 】
【Great light? Is it you? Daguang? 】
[Light, do you see it? I am not alone in my ways! 】
[There is no great light in the world, or maybe everyone is a great light. 】
[Die Tongue: Brother, there were a lot of people outside just now, now I kneel down for you. 】
[Hahaha, buddy, why did you bring the mute translator? 】
"Aba, Aba! Aba Baba~~"
Although everyone has no idea what Duan Toji is talking about.
But through his humble Abba and my pitiful expression, it is not difficult to see that he is begging for mercy.
"Who? Who's talking!"
Jiang Xiao looked around for a long time, and finally his wise eyes met Duan To's.
"It turns out it's you, Boss Pi. If you hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have been able to look at you."
The plain words were like sharp knives, piercing into Duan Ton's heart.
Tongue cutting:.
Didn't you see me just now?
The mentality of labor and management stepping on the horse is a bit broken!
If I hadn't "said out" just now, would I have been able to leave directly?
Severed tongue: (dish)
I just~%?…; # *’☆&℃$︿★?Garbled characters!
【Wa hahaha! Needless to say, Jiang Xiao is really good at engaging in these weird mentality! 】
[I just don’t know if he did it on purpose or accidentally? 】
[A blind guess, Jiang Shenban was intentional and careless. 】
[This hasn’t even started yet, Duanji’s tears are already rolling in frustration. 】
【This operation is really awesome.】
"Now that we're here, let's all stay and catch jellyfish together!"
Three people:? ? ?
Soon, Jiang Xiao assigned net bags to everyone.
Yao Han holds the broom.
Lao Wangtou is holding a mop.
Duan Ton held a handful of yellow toilet plugs.
I saw three people lined up like babies and being escorted out of the stairs by Jiang Xiao.
Azhi, who was still catching jellyfish in Kuku in the living room, froze, then his eyes lit up.
Yo!
How many brothers are here too?
No joke, catching jellyfish in the void is not much more embarrassing than dragging your pants and shitting on the street.
Especially since Azhi was too involved in the drama just now.
But he soon felt relieved~
Because these three big enemies will soon join him to catch jellyfish.
"Why are you standing there! Catch them! Catch them! This may be the most important day of your lives!"
OK, OK!
Catch, let’s catch!
"What are you doing, buddy! Sandy! Oh my God, I can't believe it, you have to run! Like SpongeBob! Spread your legs, scream louder, and wave louder!"
Like him?
Yao Han frowned when he saw Azhi pretending to be crazy.
She doesn't want to be that kind of person, it's so embarrassing!
Do you want to bark a little more wildly? !
Who does she think Yao Han is?
"I don't!"
Yao Han refused forcefully!
Then his tone immediately softened by three points.
"I, I can catch jellyfish, but, but I can't run! And I can't yell."
Not running or screaming is Yao Han's last stubbornness!
Mainly because it’s too shameful and embarrassing!
What's the point of hugging a jellyfish while holding a broom and screaming in the void?
"Listen to me, if you don't want to run away, the boss will definitely be in bad luck today."
After saying that, Jiang Xiao's big iron spoon covered Duan Tongue's head.
Duantongue:? ? ?
it's me again?
Why should I be unlucky if she doesn't obey?
Can you please don't catch me doing it alone?
Duanyu looked at Yao Han desperately and kept saying "Abba, Abba".
God knows what kind of torture Yao Han would suffer if he rejected this administrator!
He saw Duan Tou's eyes that were close to pleading.
Yao Han chose to look away and pretended not to see it.
"No, I, you boss, are up to you. Anyway, I have to maintain the image of a lady."
As soon as these words came out.
Even Azhi and Lao Wangtou looked at Yao Han blankly.
no
How can you still look like a lady with your oily and messy hair now?
"Lady?"
"Hahahahaha~"
"You actually call yourself a lady?"
When everyone is quiet.
Jiang Xiao's wise laughter seemed so harsh.
"Patrick doesn't think you are a lady now, you look a bit like a viper."
? ? ?
What the hell is a viper green pepper?
Yao Han's face turned red after being mocked by Jiang Xiao, and his anger level also soared.
"You! It's not because of you that I don't have time to dress up!"
"Oh my God, you are just a stupid and stupid squirrel, and I am a starfish with a highly developed IQ. You and I? We are so funny. We are not from the same world! I am not SpongeBob, Pie Daxing and you have not had much contact.”
Yao Han's body was trembling, and his chest was rising and falling as he stared at the administrator.
This is simply too much bullying!
Facing Yao Han's cannibalistic gaze.
Jiang Xiao held the big iron spoon and looked back at him with dull eyes.
Judging from the momentum, he is not timid at all!
Azhi and Lao Wangtou saw that the two seemed to be at odds with each other, so they quietly went to the corner of the hall.
Just hope you don't get hurt accidentally.
Although Duan Ton wanted to run away.
But he was right under Jiang Xiao's nose, and he didn't dare to move!
"I don't care whether you are Jiang Xiao, Pai Daxing or the administrator. In short, I advise you to stop in moderation! I, Yao Han, am also a person with a bottom line! My pride will not allow you to trample on my dignity again and again. !I do not care who you are!"
Grass!
I am so weird after all!
How could he be so embarrassed every time by an administrator? !
Faced with Yao Han's tough attitude, Jiang Xiao's tone remained as honest as ever.
"Who am I, you ask?"
Duanpai’s impromptu rap came right on the spot!
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"I am me, he is me, you are me, then who am I!"
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"I am him, I am you, you are me, then who are you?"
(°д°)
"Who am I! Who am I! Who am I!!!"
Yao Han:? ? ?
Everyone: Big gift crab!
【wipe! Isn’t the tearing sensation of riding a horse too strong? 】
[Uh, hasn’t Jiang Xiao always been like this? I'm used to it. 】
[I’ll stop talking today. Jiang Xiao is a big fan of my brother Wang Leding. Is there anything wrong with him? 】
[He really made me cry to death. 】
【Good rap! I don’t agree with Long Guoyou’s rap without Jiang Xiao. 】
[I admit that who I am is awesome, but if I pull out a song called "A Big Tree Catches the Wind", how should you respond? 】
[Sorry, I only have one thing to say: You are so far away from me on such a cold day~]
[Damn, a wave of dead memories is attacking me. 】
[Confused Yao Han: No, this can also be a joke? ! ! 】