Chapter 162 Mu Xitang’s Popularity (Three Chapters with More than 10,000 Words, Including 1,000 Monthly Votes Plus Updates)

[Ding~ A strange story is generated! 】

Jiang Xiao suddenly sat up from the bed.

"hiss!"

Why does my head hurt so much?

He shook his head vigorously.

Have you become stupid again?

This sudden idea was quickly opposed by Jiang Xiao.

"No, no, no, no!"

What does it mean to become stupid "again"?

How could I, the so-called talented young man from Qingshan, be so stupid?

correct!

Mu Xitang!

Jiang Xiao looked around in panic.

I found that I had returned to the military compound from that mysterious world.

It's just weird.

As a national treasure, I don't have the "accompaniment" of those old chiefs around me this time?

"Is there anyone? Is there anyone? Someone come and say something."

"Come on, don't yell."

Dr. Sun came in with a stack of test reports.

Seeing Jiang Xiao with an anxious look on his face, Dr. Sun nodded and pushed his frame casually.

"Doesn't your head hurt when you shout so loudly?"

"pain"

Jiang Xiao replied weakly.

He now felt like he had a fever.

Whether it's shaking your head or shouting loudly, there will be waves of severe pain.

"Don't worry about this! Let me ask you, where is Mu Xitang? Where is Little Pink Hair? My daughter? Has she come out?"

If she hadn't followed him out.

Jiang Xiao felt chills all over just thinking about it.

"We'll talk about the little pink hair thing later. Now I have good news and bad news. Do you want to hear it?"

"Stop being so pretentious, labor and management are in a hurry now!!"

Jiang Xiao swallowed, and his mind went through thousands of emotions in an instant.

He even thought about how Mu Xitang would explain to Sun Wei and Shi Shi if something happened.

"Well, your brain has changed again. There is a black mist inside that is about to move. If you enter the ghost story next time, your condition will definitely be more serious than in reality, and you may even develop dementia."

Jiang Xiao nodded, no wonder his mind was a little uncomfortable.

"Okay, what's the bad news?"

"Well, the bad news is..."

Dr. Sun:? ? ?

What’s the bad news about God stepping on a horse?

Emotionally, do you think becoming dementia is good news? !

For a moment, he really wanted to give Jiang Xiao a sharp injection.

"The first thing I told you is the bad news."

"Huh? Yahoo! There is such a good thing? Then I am making money?"

Are you numb? Are you numb?

Jiang Xiao seemed to have no brain in what he said on the bed.

Dr. Sun kept telling himself not to be angry, he was just a psychopath.

"The good news is that this black fog can effectively suppress your condition in reality."

"What's wrong with me? My head hurts. Is it because I'm angry?"

"Psychosis, the black mist can suppress your mental illness in reality! Also, what are you talking about? You want to say you have a fever!"

"Silly! Waterma is not sick, you are really screwed up!"

Forget it, stop talking, if you want to show off, just put it aside and show off slowly!

My liver hurts if I stay here!

Anyway, he had been told what had happened, and Dr. Sun turned around and left without looking back.

"Hey! Fenmao, where is my Fenmao!"

"in the canteen!"

Jiang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

fine.

Neither of the two worst-case scenarios imagined occurred.

The first situation is that Mu Xitang stayed in that world and was not taken out by himself.

The second situation is that after being brought out, some people catch it and take it to a certain research room.

But just in case, Jiang Xiao endured the headache and walked to the canteen.

He has too many questions to ask

strangeness.

Jiang Xiao knew that there were not many people in the military compound.

But this morning is too deserted, right?

The only girl I saw was wearing a military uniform and she was running towards the canteen in a hurry, holding her cell phone in her hand.

Could it be that Mu Xitang was in trouble?

Once this thought came up I couldn't suppress it.

With an agility of 19, Jiang Xiao quickly approached the cafeteria as fast as flying.

"Come on! Shi Shi, compete in front of the camera!"

"You fake fan! Shi Shi has the twin tails, and his name is Mu Xitang!"

[Yeah~ The cards are pretty good, red in red, red in white, white board, white board~]

"Baby Xitang, come on, let me talk to you, mua~"

"Come on, come on, little Xitang, keep playing music and keep dancing!"

"I'll take pictures, I'll take pictures, my phone is way ahead!!!"

"Miujiake!"

【Hit! Ganba dadi Ganba dadi senba yi, Ganba dadi ganba dadi senba yi~]

The little pink hair is about to pout due to the enthusiasm of the nearby aunt.

A look of despair

It wasn't until he saw Jiang Xiao's figure that Mu Xitang's eyes lit up.

"dad!"

A whirlwind blew, and Mu Xitang was already hanging on Jiang Xiao.

The little girl's short legs are quite capable of jumping.

Okay, I can see that everyone likes little pink hair.

I even like it a little too much.

God damn goddamn goddamn goddamn daddy!

"Dad, I want to stay with you, but they insist on asking me to come for dinner!"

(~)It’s them!

Mu Xitang pointed at the old chiefs sitting in a row and complained.

"Come on, let me see if you're not fat~"

Jiang Xiao held Little Pink Hair's chin with his big hands and kept rubbing her baby-fat little face.

"Hmm~ Be gentle, I want the beef mouth water to be spicy."

"By the way, how long have I slept?"

"I've been sleeping since last night until now."

last night?

Last night, the time he took her out was less than nine o'clock at most.

How many hours has it been?

Needless to say, Mu Xitang’s little body recovered very quickly~

How can I make up for it in one night?

Seemingly seeing Jiang Xiao's doubts, Chief Li explained to him.

"Well, when I came out, I was so hungry that I was as dirty as a monkey."

"Kuchikuku showed off three bowls of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, eight big meat buns and a large beef rice bowl that didn't require rice but just meat."

"In the end, Xiaofang took her to take a shower and change clothes, and that was it after she woke up."

Hearing this grandpa say that he was a local monkey, Mu Xitang wrinkled his nose angrily at him.

Could it be

Jiang Xiao carefully felt Mu Xitang's body.

really.

It was discovered that traces of black substance reappeared in her body.

It's the familiar smell from the strange stories about rules.

In other words, Mu Xitang has most likely recovered his strength now.

As we all know, the weird body recovery speed is terrifying.

Xiaoran was so tortured by Aunt Xiu that she could still be alive and kicking during the day.

"You don't know, this little girl shocked us when she first came out. Fortunately, Old Yangtou recognized her pink hair, otherwise she would have been escorted to Kyoto by now."

Chief Li was quite emotional.

It's even a little unreal. I didn't expect that someone could actually bring the weirdness in the strange stories of rules into reality.

No one can say whether this kind of thing is good or bad.

"Besides me, how many people have passed the level?"

As soon as Jiang Xiao said these words, the lively atmosphere around him suddenly became stiff.

Several girls who were about the same age as Jiang Xiao came over and took Mu Xitang away.

"Little pink-haired boy, let's go eat first. Your father and these old men still have something to talk about."

After a long time, Chief Yang sighed.

"No, the last person to die was Ward from the lighthouse. He started cleaning the villa after dinner yesterday and kept cleaning until early in the morning. When he cleaned the last room, he was targeted by He Menghan."

There was no gloating or ridicule in Chief Yang's words.

I don't know how many people laughed at this man when he boasted that he could be as good at scraping bones and treating poison as Guan Erye.

Looking back now.

It can only be said that Ward is a real man.

Words such as "crotch humiliation" and "crotch humiliation" are not exaggerated when applied to him.

He seems to be the most cowardly man to die, but in fact he is the toughest man to die.

"Where's that Nako?"

Jiang Xiao was quite impressed by this S-level woman.

"I entered He Menghan's room this morning, and the screen went black all the time, but..."

"But now that the live broadcast has ended, the outside world has not received any information that Nako failed in the challenge."

ah?

What does this mean?

If the screen is black, it usually means the size is too large or too disgusting.

What does it mean to live or die, to succeed or to fail?

"A city of cherry blossoms?"

"That's right, I didn't get any rewards from weird stories, nor did I suffer any weird invasion."

This is really strange.

But it is possible to survive in this villa, especially for a beautiful woman like Nako.

Regardless of the hatred between the country and the family, Jiang Xiao still admired her very much.

"By the way, this is for you."

Chief Li handed Jiang Xiao a mobile phone.

I lost it!

Lao Wangtou’s magic tool for watching movies?

"Damn it, this can't be it."

"It's not a trick, it's just an ordinary mobile phone. The only special thing is that our technology cannot unlock the locked programs on those apps."

"What about force?"

"We don't want to be tough on it, but it's definitely strong enough for you to use in ghost stories. You can keep it, maybe it will be useful in the future."

This phone.

In addition to a browser, only the camera can be used.

Because Jiang Xiao initially promised Lao Wangtou to help him find resources, Lao Wangtou told Jiang Xiao the password on the browser.

Now Jiang Xiao felt not only pain in her head, but also pain in her teeth and all over her body.

Those who step on the horse must be criticized!

If he had known that this thing could be brought out, he would have asked for all the passwords!

I pulled it a few times.

After confirming again that all the other apps had mosaic icons and could not be opened, Jiang Xiao gave up.

Forget it, Jiang Xiao called Mu Xitang over and gave her the phone to play with.

"My daughter is quite popular?"

Seeing Mu Xitang being fed by a large group of "aunties", Jiang Xiao couldn't help but smile.

Several old leaders also smiled helplessly.

This kid has become so normal after seeing his daughter?

Why don't you tell me how many cuckolds Chunfeng has put on Jiang Nan'an?

The main thing is, is your daughter related to you by blood?

"Of course it's popular. Your little Xitang has already attracted 20 million fans!"

An "aunt" who successfully took a cute photo of Mu Xitang happily sat next to Jiang Xiao and retouched the picture.

But after opening seven or eight P-picture software, I don’t know where to start.

The little pink fur is so cute

Even the simplest skin resurfacing and face slimming are unnecessary.

True: The cute girl from the two-dimensional comics has come into reality!

"Did you spread her information?"

Looking at Jiang Xiao who was slightly dissatisfied, Chief Li patted his chest and promised.

"Don't worry! You don't have to worry about little Pink Hair's safety at all. If something happens to her, we old men's heads will be cut off and played as balls for you!"

"Yes, Jiang Xiao, you don't want to hide Mu Xitang, right? She always has to see the light and come into contact with the outside world. Instead of waiting to be discovered and exposed by others in the future, we should be more confident and take the initiative Show it out!"

"Yes, I think there is nothing more proud than this, to show off the prestige of our country! You don't know that even the proud Meiye has bowed his head this time! With this trick, we can only say that the two of us have already Far ahead!"

Well.

Jiang Xiao was speechless looking at the old men whose faces turned red with excitement.

He only knew that Mu Xitang was his concern and that he had a reason to save her.

But I don’t know what it means as a chosen one to bring out the aborigines in the strange stories about rules!

Shocking the past and the present!

Because of its importance, Mu Xitang's safety is definitely Dragon Kingdom's top priority.

The Education Bureau has already started revising textbooks.

Jiang Xiao may be the first "great man" written into textbooks alive in modern times.

"Wow, Jiang Shen, what do you think the first post on Xiao Xitang's personal social account is?"

The girl next to Jiang Xiao spoke again.

"What?"

Jiang Xiao was also a little curious about what the outside world would say.

For example, will you be worried that the little pink hair is weird, so you will reject or boycott her?

“The number one commenter was someone asking for a photo in person, and someone offered me 20,000 yuan.”

I lost it!

Our pink hair has just become a little star of Jackie Chan country?

But it does seem to be the case.

In the hearts of some people, any child from abroad feels more noble than a domestic child.

Not to mention a cross-world, cross-race, and even cross-dimensional existence like Mu Xitang.

It's sure to drive some people crazy.

Jiang Xiao didn't have time to be happy for Mu Xitang yet.

The girl's next words confused him.

"The second most popular comment is, I want to give birth to yellow hair. I will give birth to three will-o'-the-wisp yellow hairs to match the three daughters of Jiang Shen. Well, I also posted a lewd laughing emoticon at the end."

Jiang Xiao took the cell phone from the girl's hand with a dark face.

I’ll x-on:#￥&!

The speech-to-text mode was turned on on the spot.

The scolding was called a dirty word. When the Huaguo Mountain Telegraph Monkey came, everyone had to learn a few tricks from Jiang Xiao.

He didn't return the phone to the girl until he was almost done with it.

Well?

The girl was stunned when she saw the big words on the screen.

[Because you violated the Douyin Convention. Your remarks involve insults and personal attacks]

I lost it!

Just two minutes.

Like to mention the 12-month package of banning and account ban? !

"Mu Xitang, come over and have dinner with dad."

"Hey! Come on!"

Mu Xitang broke through the layers of blockades of various aunts and finally came to Jiang Xiao's side.

Well, I still stubbornly held two big meat buns in my hands that I didn't want to let go of.

The meat buns in the military compound were so awesome that Jiang Xiao could only show off three at most.

He still doesn't know how Mu Xitang's belly could fuck eight times in a row.

"Well, Dad, those aunts like to pinch me."

Mu Xitang rubbed his sore face.

"It's okay, this is a sign that they like you."

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but rub it.

After he finished, he seemed to think of something again and continued to speak to Mu Xitang.

"By the way, do you know that your aunt is the only one who can touch you?"

"Oh~"

Seeing that it was no problem if he didn't take it to heart, Jiang Xiao added.

"If an uncle, brother, or even grandpa encounters you, don't be polite to them! I will teach you a set of Awei's Eighteen Styles later. If they encounter you, don't hesitate to say hello directly! "

"Oh~"

Looking at Jiang Daxiao, the crazy female protector, several old men nearby shed cold sweat from their foreheads.

I thought it would be necessary to make an announcement later.

All boys, no, all male creatures, are not allowed to come within two meters of Mu Xitang.

Otherwise, Kiel will not cure it.

There are also some old chiefs with ugly faces.

Now that we are talking, do you want to add the word "grandpa" to it alone?

Apart from them, who else are the grandfathers in the whole yard?

We are not old wood!

"Dad, I want to go to the next ghost story with you."

Mu Xitang pretended to be nonchalant while gnawing on the buns and stated his request.

Jiang Xiao stiffened, then stopped using his chopsticks.

"no!"

"Then I'll tell mom you're out there stealing people!"

After being rejected, the little pink hair immediately became furious and took out her mobile phone.

The first photo in it is of Yao Han crying "The pear blossoms are raining with rain".

ps: I found a cute Sichuan-yin girl to dub Jiang Xiao. She should be able to dub Jiang Xiao’s every sentence in the next copy. I’ll show you a picture in the paragraph commentary, just to soothe your mood~

The next dungeon has arrived. Change your mood and walk more relaxedly, otherwise you will be too tired.

I apologize in advance, the update pace will be slightly slower these days.

Because if the copy is not written well in the early stage, it will be ugly later.

Only when the early preparations are in place will the later chapters become more and more interesting.