I Run a Funeral Home, I Don't Know How to Teach People How to Slay Demons

Chapter 182: Ghost Snake's Apprentice

Whether in the past life or this life, the holidays always pass very quickly.

Lu Changsheng didn't feel that he had done anything, and his two apprentices were about to go to school.

If there was no dropout boy in the family, then Lu Changsheng would be the only one lying down and being a salted fish in Changsheng Hall.

From this perspective, it's good that Ergouzi doesn't want to be an awakener.

[The demon army of Fengdu City has been frequently mobilized recently, and it seems that war is about to start again]

[The major cities of the human race have launched a vigorous campaign to clean up half-demons, but unfortunately the results are minimal]

[The half-demons that were captured alive before have been sent to the laboratory of the Creation Bureau, and the latest demon-suppressing device is being intensively developed]

[The Sun City was suppressed by the headquarters of the Demon Slayer Bureau and lost many privileges. Li Junchang did not express obvious protest]

Lu Changsheng flipped through the information on the Guizhai APP. This is already his daily routine.

"The last live broadcast was so big. Those half-demons are not idiots, how could they not be on guard?" Lu Changsheng shook his head speechlessly.

Compared with those lurking half-demons, the intelligence on the front line is what Lu Changsheng cares more about.

Ever since he knew about the existence of the demon tide, Lu Changsheng would subconsciously pay more attention to the dynamics of the front line.

"Master, are you still eating that bowl?"

Er Gouzi looked at the bowl of wontons in front of Lu Changsheng, which had not been touched, and asked with saliva.

Lu Changsheng looked at the empty bowls in front of his apprentice, which were stacked higher than a person, and nodded with a black face.

At this moment, a thin figure quickly flashed into Changsheng Hall.

The soft long hair was suspended in the air because of the fast sprint speed.

A girl about 17 or 18 years old stumbled into the back kitchen.

Before closing the door, she also made a "hush" gesture to Lu Changsheng and Er Gouzi.

The two of them didn't know what happened for a while.

Just when Lu Changsheng was about to get up and ask about the situation, there were dense footsteps outside the store again.

A dozen burly men rushed into the store angrily.

Some of them were holding iron bars, some were holding daggers, and they were covered with tattoos and had a face full of flesh.

The big guy in the lead said viciously, "Hey! Funeral, have you seen a woman, about this tall, with long hair?"

The big guy gestured at his shoulder.

Lu Changsheng raised his chopsticks and waved his hand and said, "No, do you consider buying a set meal for yourself? I see that you are so violent, how about a set of [Pure Land of Bliss]?"

"Very happy."

These dozen big men, at first glance, are not good men and women, and they are probably not easy to mess with on weekdays.

Lu Changsheng didn't know why, and he automatically imagined a big drama of robbing women on the street.

"You're talking nonsense! I clearly saw that little bitch rushing into this store just now!"

Behind the big guy, a younger brother with dyed yellow hair shouted viciously.

"You're doing something rude, get out of my way. Today's matter has nothing to do with you. Don't cause yourself trouble!" The big guy said, and was about to enter the store to search it forcibly.

Lu Changsheng's face turned cold.

Bang——

A huge black shadow passed all the people and flew straight out of the store. It fell to the ground, twitching all over and foaming at the mouth.

"Generally speaking, I am responsible for burying people. Killing people is not my responsibility."

"But..."

"I know a thing or two about killing people..."

Lu Changsheng said coldly.

The dozen or so big men who accompanied him saw that the boss was knocked down by one move, and immediately realized that they had provoked a tough guy.

They dared not even mention searching the store. They all rushed out of the store, carrying their big guys and running away.

"When did the security in Yaoguang City become so bad?" Lu Changsheng sat down with some dissatisfaction.

Creak——

The girl had been peeking at the situation outside through the crack of the kitchen door. Seeing that Lu Changsheng had actually repelled more than a dozen big men, she dared to push the door open.

After confirming that there was no one in the hall except Lu Changsheng and Er Gouzi, she let out a long breath.

The girl walked to Lu Changsheng in two steps.

"Sure, boss!"

"I didn't realize you're a martial artist."

"What level of awakener are you?"

"Don't tell me!"

"Let me guess!"

"Level 4? No, no! That big guy is level 4."

"He didn't even have time to use his energy shield before you knocked him away."

"You're at least level 5!"

"You look so handsome, I think you're a level 6 boss."

"Am I right?"

Faced with the girl's barrage of questions, Lu Changsheng was stunned for a moment.

"Gurgle"

"Gurgle"

The sound of the girl's stomach broke the awkward atmosphere.

"How about...you eat something too?" Lu Changsheng looked at the girl swallowing her saliva and asked politely.

Unexpectedly, the girl sat down without hesitation, grabbed a bowl of wontons and started stuffing it into her mouth, even skipping the polite words.

"Eat slowly, eat slowly."

"There's more in the pot."

Lu Changsheng was really afraid that the girl would choke to death in his shop, so he hurriedly advised her.

The girl's eating speed was so fast that even Ergouzi, a big eater, was a little stunned.

After finishing the last bowl of wontons, the girl wiped the corners of her mouth with satisfaction and burped.

"Boss, you...burp..."

"Don't worry, my thirteenth sister will not eat your food in vain."

"When my master Yun You comes back, I will ask him to teach you a set of exercises that will ensure that your strength will improve by leaps and bounds!"

Lu Changsheng thought about it seriously and asked, "Is your master named Chen Haonan?"

Thirteenth sister didn't understand Lu Changsheng's teasing, but said very seriously, "My master is a big shot, most people don't even dare to call him by his first name!"

"Have you heard of Agent Guizhai?"

"Being the first human being in the world, have you heard of it?"

"Yes, my master is that master!"

"Pfft" A mouthful of wontons that Ergouzi had not yet swallowed spurted out on the spot, and he coughed uncomfortably.

Lu Changsheng stared at Thirteenth Sister dumbfounded, not knowing where to start complaining.

The Thirteenth Sister thought she had shocked Lu Changsheng, and proudly patted her chest and said, "Gu Jia knows, right? That's my junior sister. She was framed by the spies of the demon clan and almost killed by the Demon Slayer Division."

"As a result, as soon as my master showed up, it was done in minutes."

"Even the Demon Slayer Division wants to sell my master's face!"

"Otherwise my master can poke a hole in the sky!"

Thirteenth sister is really serious.

Lu Changsheng was made a little unconfident, and murmured, "Gu Jia is the senior sister, and she is not Ghost Snake's apprentice. She should be considered a disciple."

"You're talking nonsense!"

"Do you understand Lord Ghost Snake, or do I understand Lord Ghost Snake?"

"Is that your master or my master?"

Thirteenth sister waved her hand with great momentum.

This made Lu Changsheng even less confident...

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