I Run A Funeral Home, I Don't Know How To Teach People How To Slay Demons

Yo, it’s gone, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the prince wants to hurt me, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the enemy country is invading, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, Concubine is waiting for me in the bedroom, it’s okay, I have… ahem… I’ll do it myself. You said that your subordinates are like clouds and counselors are like smoke? It’s okay, my subordinates also have countless followers recruited by the system. You said you have a peerless killer? It’s okay, come on, Byakuya, cut him! You said you have an invincible general under your team? It’s okay, go on, Huo Qubing, fuck him! You said you have a master of illusion? It’s okay, come on, Itachi, fuck him! Now, Qin Yi is considering a very important thing. When the enchanting Daji, my king Saber, placed in front of him. Does he summon all or all? This is a story about Qin Yi’s rebirth in Tianyao Continent, conquering the sky, conquering the land, conquering the sea and the air, and finally conquering everything.

Kong Ji is in a panic now, because the video of the spiritual energy revival he posted is so popular, and because the spiritual energy revival really exists, he is recruited and asked to compile several cultivation methods. "Me?" Kong Ji can only bite the bullet and start compiling, from low-level martial arts to high-level martial arts, then to cultivation, and finally... What? You have mastered it?

In the prosperous oriental city, there is a small martial arts hall that attracts the world’s strongest players. The charge there is high, even if it is just a one-minute chat with the owner, it costs 8888 yuan. There are no regular business operations there, and the museum is open for at most a few hours a day, and it is closed at intervals of three to five. The service there is very bad, and the trainees do not get advice from the master all the year round, and they don’t even send out a practice uniform. However, it is such a wonderful little martial arts museum, but every day there are countless strong people who want to join, even if they just go in for cleaning. One day, the president of the Global Warrior Association, who has lived in the mountains for many years, visited this museum. “Baba is going to make a birthday cake for me today. It’s very busy. Come and wait in line tomorrow.” A delicate and lovely little girl said gruffly.

Lin Yu travels through the high martial arts world, where all races invade and are in danger. Because of his poor talent, he was ordered to drop out of school at the beginning. In a rage, he awakened and modified the production date system. In a thought, time can be reversed! [You modify the "realm" to billions of years later, successfully break through the limit of the Immortal Emperor, and cover the sky with one thought! Dominate the ages! ] [You modify the "weeds" to billions of years later, and the weeds will instantly become billions of years of immortal grass. After taking it, you will achieve the strongest Taoist body! ] The enemy is too strong to beat? Directly modify the life span and send the opponent to see the ancestors! Martial arts are too difficult to practice? Directly modify the proficiency, all martial arts are maxed out! Whether you are a martial emperor or an immortal emperor, modify them all! Below the immortal, I am invincible! Above the immortal, zero for one! ... Several years later, when the myriad races approached the blue star, Lin Yu stepped into the starry sky and fought against the myriad races! Holding a three-foot green peak, he slashed the sky with a sword, killed all the races, and shocked the world!

Found the strongest rune on the peerless beauty? Peerless exercises can be picked up through a cave? Lin Chen traversed the fantasy realm and won the system of Heavenly Dao. In this powerful world, Lin Chen’s skills, combat skills, artifacts, blood, runes, everything depends on picking up! “Life and death are bearish, it’s my attitude to life. Doing it if you don’t accept it is my performance art.”

“Ding! The first function is activated, and automatic training is turned on. The training speed is equal to the super evil!” “Ding! The function upgrades, the training speed doubles, the function upgrades, the training speed doubles!” “Ding! The second function is activated, turn on automatic martial arts…” “Ding! The third function is activated…” Is it difficult to practice? I’m sorry that one day of cultivation is equivalent to decades of cultivation for you! Is it difficult to practice? Sorry, I can easily learn countless exercises without doing anything! Alchemy is difficult? I’m sorry that my pill will be moldy if I can’t finish it! … After Su Lang passed through, he obtained a one-click training system, which is getting stronger every second! From now on, sling everything, the world has no enemies!

His girlfriend ran away, and his sect was destroyed Ye Xuan was sent to a strange city to fend for himself. In order to survive, he worked as a beggar and delivered takeout. Later, he was chosen to be a live-in son-in-law, but he was looked down upon by everyone. He insisted on being himself, and finally fought his way to immortality, re-established his sect, and achieved the supreme immortal path...

Spiritual energy revives, and martial arts flourishes. Lin Fan, who obtained Xiuxian University, was bound by the system and began to teach and educate people. Can't enter the Martial Arts University without bone roots? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Can't enter the Martial Arts University because of dull talent? It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you. Wait until the alien civilization comes and the martial arts collapse. It doesn't matter, as long as I have Xiuxian University, all the villains will be killed.

Skyseal Emperor Gu Taxian is perhaps the greatest Emperor in all of history. He crushed the Hundred Empires and brought them to heel, built the vast Great Stone Wall to keep out the deadly wilders, relocated mountains and rivers to promote commerce, set up roads and highways, and even promoted free academies of learning for the common man in an attempt to uplift them. But the Skyseal Emperor’s ambitions involve more than just this – he is preparing to launch a great campaign to stamp out all pagan religions, wishing to allow all men to become like gods instead of merely worshiping them. Deities, demons, and immortals alike tremble and rage at the Skyseal Emperor’s ambitions. Gu Chensha is the nineteenth son of the Skyseal Emperor. His mother had been of the royal Chen clan of the Xian Dynasty, one of the Hundred Empires, which had betrothed her to the Skyseal Emperor in an effort to strengthen ties between them. When they refused to submit once the Skyseal Emperor began his grand campaign, he crushed them along with the rest of the Hundred Empires. Chensha’s mother then committed suicide, leaving him alone and friendless at court. For years, Chensha played the part of a fool to avoid being targeted by the other princes… but by accident or design, he one day discovers the long-lost scroll containing the ancient technique only meant for the Sons of Heaven, the ‘Son of Heaven’s Consecration’. This technique supposedly gave the ancient Sons of Heaven the power to make mortals into gods… or strip the gods of their godhood. Finally, Chensha had the power to change his destiny, but he still needed to be careful – his imperial siblings have spent years building up their powerbases, and neither they nor the maternal clans supporting them will take kindly to Chensha pushing his way into their ranks. Moreover, if anyone discovered that he held onto the Rites of Celestial Sacrifice instead of offering them to his imperial father, the punishment would undoubtedly be death! Only time will tell if he can make use of this opportunity to rise up to become a dragon amongst men, or just become a footnote to the grand history of the Aeternal Imperium.

Lingtian Continent is vast and endless, and the strong are respected! A young man who walked out of the Youzhou City of Zhao Country rose up into the sky holding a mixed sky spirit pearl! Absorb the essence and energy of all things, and make great progress! As a brother, he does not hesitate to be in danger and behead his powerful enemy! For the beauty, he turned into a magic spear and destroyed the demon palace of the universe… Hardened again and again, and finally become a peerless God of War! On the endless road to the strong, deduct a passionate story.

The chaos dragon tomb has nine layers of space, and each one has countless treasures! An ordinary boy won the Dragon Tomb unexpectedly, and accidentally opened the first space of the Dragon Tomb. He had to swallow the dragon’s tactics, repair chaos to swallow the dragon’s body, rise from the humble, cast the sword of dragon blood, cut against the sky, and destroy the god With invincible posture, push across the world, the goddess of the Nawan tribe is slave, near the top of the heavens and the world, and become the emperor forever!

This is the story of a boy who lived a secluded life in the mountains, tending his farm, rearing his fish, and dreaming his dreams. Eh? Did I suddenly conquer all worlds and become the big boss? Or am I still in a dream?