Chapter 236: A Brave Man Cuts Off His Eggs (Please Subscribe)
Su Ming’s small bag contained many red, pointed plants.
All the farmers in Sun Town were afraid of wild boars, except for one family.
Because his family grew peppers!
Once, wild boars came down the mountain to destroy crops. Some of them were so ignorant that they rushed into his pepper field and ate it fiercely. Then... nothing happened. The wild boars ate a few bites of the peppers and went home crying...
Su Ming was a person who liked spicy food. He was poor when he went to school and couldn’t afford to eat in the cafeteria. He often ate with dried peppers.
Su Ming gave his soul-attaching ability to his second senior brother. The second senior brother glared at Su Ming fiercely at first, and then saw Su Ming take out the red peppers and stuff them into his mouth.
"In this cold weather, raw dried chili peppers are so delicious!" Su Ming chewed a handful of dried chili peppers like he was eating snacks, and waved to Su Meng: "Do you want to eat it? It's delicious!"
He even prepared a tube of spicy strips, and if the chili peppers didn't work, he would use spicy strips.
But it seems that spicy strips are useless. Su Ming just took a bite, and the second brother below suddenly stood still as if he was hit by a spell.
The next second, the second brother let out a pig-killing howl, and ran towards the pool not far away with Su Meng on his back, diving into the pool and drinking water in big gulps.
The spicy feeling came from Su Ming's mouth, not the second brother himself, so it was useless no matter how much water he drank.
The only effect was to make Su Ming feel like he was drinking water.
Su Ming was a little thirsty after eating so many peppers, but after drinking water, he felt refreshed all over. He grabbed more peppers and put them into his mouth. While eating, he muttered something vaguely, saying that it would be nice to have a little wine.
Huhuhuhu... The second brother drank a bellyful of water, but the spicy taste in his mouth became stronger and stronger. Until finally, he couldn't drink any more water and climbed up the shore with difficulty.
Tears, big drops of them slid down from the corners of the second brother's eyes.
"Is it spicy?" Su Ming asked.
The second brother nodded vigorously, panting with his mouth open.
"Can we talk?" Su Ming asked again.
The second brother nodded vigorously again.
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After the second brother became honest, the other wild boars surrendered without much effort. Only the guy who was about 400 kilograms and only slightly smaller than the second brother, probably the second leader of the pig group, was still a little unconvinced and wanted to compete with Su Ming.
Facts have proved that the No. 2 leader is not as powerful as the No. 1 leader! Su Ming only ate a few peppers, and the second pig was completely convinced.
"You two, there are so many delicious things in the mountains, such as Ganoderma lucidum, mountain spring water, Artemisia selengensis, Hemp seeds, and poisonous snakes. They are inexhaustible and inexhaustible. Why do you have to harm people's crops?"
After the beating, it was ideological education, both hard and soft. It's like educating a child. If you really make a mistake, you should be punished. After the punishment, you should also talk about the reason.
Su Ming rode on the back of the second brother and talked to a group of wild boars of all sizes.
The Saker Falcon landed on the head of the second pig like a big crow, demonstrating what it means to be a crow landing on the back of a pig...
The wild boars panted heavily. Although they were honest and didn't attack again, it seemed that they didn't realize their mistakes.
"That's right. In your eyes, crops are also plants and your food! However, stealing crops is risking your life. Is it necessary?"
At first, Su Ming thought that there was no food in the mountains, so these guys came out. But now it seems that there is a lot of food and drink in the mountains. I have only been here for a while, and I saw the second senior brother eating a big snake and a Ganoderma lucidum. Other wild boars have also found a lot of food and drink.
In this case, why do they still risk going out of the mountains? Animal instinct will stay away from humans, unless...
"Huff...Huff..." The second senior brother pouted at the distance.
"Huh? You don't live here?" Su Ming asked.
The second pig walked out of the team, shyly raised his hind legs and exposed his crotch.
"Are you bored? I ask you serious questions, and you show me your balls. What's this?" Su Ming felt puzzled. Could it be that the second pig wanted to use its "beauty" to seduce him?
But at a glance, there was only one testicle left between the legs of Pig Lao Er, hanging there alone... The other one was bitten off by something.
"Oh my god, how painful it must be!" Su Ming and Su Meng, two male animals, subconsciously clamped their legs together, but they couldn't help but feel a chill between their legs.
Don't talk nonsense in the future!
I just talked about giving birth that day, and I experienced it myself; I was still thinking about how many units the feeling of a broken testicle was... Well, today I met someone with a broken testicle.
Second Senior Brother was on the side, using simple thinking to roughly tell Su Ming the situation.
Su Ming got goose bumps when he heard it, because it was too tragic! It was so tragic that people couldn't help but want to laugh wildly, but they were embarrassed to laugh.
Because Pig Lao Er's testicle was not bitten off by someone else, but by Second Senior Brother!
One day, Zhu Lao Er was bitten by a poisonous snake at that position. In order to save his companion, the second brother decisively bit off the poisonous snake's crotch and bit off the poisoned testicles of Zhu Lao Er!
"Okay, okay, stop here, don't talk about this issue anymore..." If he continued, Su Ming was afraid that he would have nightmares in the future.
In general, the situation is like this. The habitat where the wild boars originally lived was a very good place. There were many delicious foods and drinks, such as Lingzhi Mountain Spring, but it was occupied by a group of poisonous snakes.
Although wild boars are the natural enemies of poisonous snakes, if there are too many poisonous snakes, the wild boars can do nothing but flee in panic.
This group of wild boars are temporarily homeless, so they run around everywhere, going wherever they go, and breaking into human territory.
"Should I help you or not? You know, I don't like wild boars." Su Ming thought while stroking his chin.
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When Su Ming left Sun Town, it was probably less than one o'clock in the afternoon. He told his mother that he was going out to play. Who knew that he would not come back until eight or nine o'clock in the evening.
"You say this child, he has grown up so big but still makes people worry. Where can he go if the car is not driven away?" Su's mother was really a little anxious. The area around the mountain village is not as safe as the city, especially at night. Not to mention the threats of various wild beasts, even if he gets lost, he will be in big trouble!
Mayor Wu was also at home, and advised: "Hey, young man, it's not a big deal to go into the mountains."
Su Ming went into the mountains, and there was no signal on his mobile phone, so he stayed at home. Mother Su nodded, flipped through her mobile phone, and saw Director Song's number.
Su Ming came back a few days ago and talked a lot about Director Song. Mother Su knew that her son had a good relationship with this leader, so she couldn't help but call Director Song. She was afraid of leaving a bad impression on the leader, so she didn't say directly that Su Ming was "missing", but asked very tactfully whether the zoo had assigned Su Ming any task, such as going into the mountains.
When Director Song heard it, he guessed it all, and said with a smile: "Is this kid missing again?"
"Oh, yes, he went into the mountains and couldn't find him!" After hearing what Director Song said, Mother Su didn't hide it.
But she was still stunned for a moment. Why did she say "again"?
"Hey, don't worry. This kid Su Ming is not the first time. He often disappears in my place. Don't worry. As far as I know, there is nothing he can't handle in the wild. Maybe he can bring some surprises when he comes back." Director Song said on the other end of the phone.
"What surprise? Being safe and sound is the biggest surprise." After a few pleasantries, Su's mother felt relieved and hung up the phone.
Mayor Wu advised: "Her aunt, don't be too anxious. Wait a minute. If she doesn't come back at night, I will ask someone to go into the mountains to look for her tomorrow morning."
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PS: It's miserable...