Chapter 2265: Late Autumn in Jincheng (Forty-Eight)
Everyone thought that Schiller would speak first, but unexpectedly it was Bruce who spoke first, and he readily admitted that this actually started from one of his plans - the Cuckoo Project.
"Don't look at me like that. I know the name of this plan is a bit weird, but you can't ask me to call all the plans Bat-1 and Bat-2, otherwise I won't be able to tell them apart."
"It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state you have in giving each of your more than 3,000 plans an independent name." Diana shook her head and sighed.
Because everyone was a little drunk, they talked a lot. In the past, the Amazon princess would not complain like this to others.
"But it does greatly facilitate your understanding." Bruce stretched out a finger and said: "This plan is actually literal. When you mention cuckoo, what do you think of?"
"The cry is miserable?" Pamela frowned, obviously she didn't like this kind of bird, because Gotham's cuckoos usually make ten times more noise than normal cuckoos.
"I think it may be their breeding habits." Clark was not drunk, and the alcohol was not enough for his body. He analyzed: "Cuckoos like to lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. "Cuckoo eggs tend to hatch earlier than other eggs, and the young hatch out earlier to get food."
"Cuckoo birds in different areas will imitate the images of different birds when they are young to paralyze their parent birds, so that they can be fed as soon as they hatch."
"Because it can have exclusive access to food for a long time after breaking out of its shell, it will naturally develop faster and its body will be stronger. By the time other birds break out of their shells, the cuckoo has already grown very big."
"They are born with a movement of spreading their wings and arching their backs. This is to squeeze other birds out of the nest. The cuckoo bird itself grows big, and this movement can quickly take out the newly hatched chicks. All the birds were squeezed out of their nests and fell to death."
"Sounds like some alien," Lex accurately commented.
Clark covered his forehead. He glanced at Lex, then at Schiller, and again at Lex. In the end, he still didn't say the words "Can you learn something better?"
"I don't think it's despicable." Clark commented: "The biggest difference between humans and wild animals is that humans have social order and moral principles, so we can naturally condemn those who do not abide by the order and have no morals."
"But in the world of birds, they neither enjoy the benefits of social order and contracts, nor do they jointly abide by certain moral principles to strengthen cohesion. All the habits they develop come from evolution and are for survival. , naturally there is no distinction between good and evil.”
"If I have to say it, this is like a kind of survival wisdom that has evolved over many years, showing the magic of nature."
Diana partially agrees with this view, but for a different reason. She said: "In fact, if all the animals do is to reproduce, then the risks of this kind of parenting habit are very high."
"Not all parent birds are unable to see through the cuckoo's camouflage. Some of the more intelligent ones will kill the cuckoo living in the nest, or simply not feed it, waiting for it to starve to death."
"There are also some cuckoo chicks that accidentally fell to death when pushing other chicks out of the nest, or were preyed on by other raptors. Because they were the largest, they blocked the disaster for other chicks."
"So this cannot be called a very good parenting habit, even from a zoological point of view. It can only be said to be peculiar, not efficient."
After saying that, she put her eyes on Bruce's face and asked: "I guess you gave your plan such a name because what you did was in line with the cuckoo's parenting habits. What did you do? ?”
Lex and Pamela were both thoughtful, because they had been in Gotham for a long time and knew better what Bruce had been busy with recently.
"Owl." Bruce said: "We formed a new owl, and I am the largest and strongest cuckoo chick among them."
Several other people frowned.
Then under Bruce's explanation, others got a glimpse of the threshold of this huge plan, and then they found that they could not find the existing words to describe this plan, if they had to say it - it was too cliché, too trendy.
After Lucifer completely wiped out the Owl, Bruce reorganized the Owl in this universe. It was headed by Alberto Falcone, and members of the gang family participated one after another.
Lucifer's level of erasure of Barbatos is completely undetectable, so he just thinks that the owl in this universe started late, but fortunately, Bruce in this universe is also a briquette.
How powerful the Owls led by Batman would be. Barbatos had imagined that he had always wanted a real Batman - one with a sound mind, clear logic, and strong execution, but often such a Batman would only appear. In the bright universe, it is the white moonlight that he can't get.
This time, a Batman who fully suited his wishes finally appeared. Barbatos was happy for a while, but soon he discovered that he had not found himself a son, but a father. In fact, it is not accurate to say that. He found himself an excellent employee, but he was a bit too good.
When Bruce first formed the Owls, his slogan was to build the best Owl Court in the universe, work hard, make progress, and crush all the owls in the universe.
When it comes to being the king of owls, Batman is second and no one dares to say he is first. Batman himself is the number one struggler in all the universes.
It’s okay that Bruce crushes his employees and himself, but the most outrageous thing is that he also crushes his boss.
Since he had such a good employee, Barbatos has never had a moment of leisure. He really doesn’t know how Batman can find so many things to do for himself.
If you say he is looking for things to do, it’s okay, but the things he finds are all very useful. Sometimes it’s to build a basic maze, sometimes it’s to expand the base camp, and sometimes it’s to adjust the basic structure of personnel. Each one has to write a lengthy report.
It just so happens that he is not very popular with secretarial work. He reads all the reports himself, which makes Barbatos dizzy.
Barbatos did suggest that we should not write so long every time, but Batman was very confident. If I don't write all the details, who will be responsible if there is a problem?
And he also hinted in both explicit and implicit ways, look at your previous work of invading the light universe, in one word - rough!
Otherwise, why are you still staying at home when others have entered? Can you achieve great things without paying attention to details? You don't even have this little free time, and you are not willing to spend this little energy. Why don't you go home and sell sweet potatoes?
You are the boss and I am the boss? The company is yours and mine? The work is for you and for me?
I don't need to invade the light universe. I was not born in the dark universe. I didn't say anything about your bad start. I am not tired of writing the report, but you are tired of reading the report. It is simply the worst class I have ever led!
Barbatos was speechless, because Michael, his grandmother's leg, really read all the reports written by Bruce!
Barbatos didn't want to watch it head-on, nor did he want to be scolded by Bruce. He thought that as long as he found enough work for Bruce, he would not have time to write that shitty report, so he handed over all the management work of several bright universes that were relatively stable at the moment to Bruce.
This is good now. Bruce's main point is that I have a high IQ and I am amazing. I can open up multiple battlefields and fight on multiple fronts.
I will not delay any task assigned to me by the organization. I can also give full play to my subjective initiative, fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees, carry out large-scale production and cooperation, and must maximize your efficiency.
As a result, Barbatos was crazy answering the phone for more than a month.
"Hey, boss, have you read the 13th version of the revision of the drawings for the renovation of the building structure of the 6th and 12th Universe Owl Maze? Turn to page 681 and see the slash below the punctuation mark p? In that area, we plan to use the latest materials infused with dark energy, mainly to solve the load-bearing problem of the F201 area..."
"Hey, boss, have you read the report on the 26th Universe Owl Court's work conference on the spiritual improvement of Gotham's intelligence security? It's about the intelligence leak three days ago... There's no focus, everyone's speech is very important!... I have sent you the second meeting report, please take a look as soon as possible! Reply to me before three o'clock, I still have to hold a summary meeting!"
"Boss, why haven't you replied to me about the suggestions on the industrial transformation direction of the 7th Universe Owl Group?... Of course you need to reply! Otherwise, according to the idea of that cosmic owl, vitamin Do you want to fill the bottle with dark energy? Reduce costs and increase efficiency! Reduce costs and increase efficiency! ... Give me an answer as soon as possible, the personnel and equipment are waiting, and if we don't start work for a day, we will lose millions!"
"Hey, boss, you have to go to Universe No. 12 on Saturday morning to attend the completion ceremony of the maze, and then immediately answer the work report call from Universe No. 6. I haven't been able to get through the priest's phone for two weeks. And Universe No. 15, they said there was a problem with their prayer passage last time. Did you try it after I repaired it? Go and try it quickly, otherwise they will break it themselves and say that I didn't fix it!"
"Hello? Boss! Hello? ! ... Why are you sleeping again? ! Aren't you a dragon? Get up and work quickly! Can you open your eyes and see the overall situation of the universe? You don't think you have a lot of advantages, do you? You started late and didn't work hard. If you are beaten to death, you can sleep forever!"
Barbatos swore that he really didn't want to care about the three unlucky things hanging in the sky, but he really wanted to share this genius pope with them now.
Let's quickly introduce ourselves, quickly get to know each other, and quickly form a mysterious dark organization. You quickly register an email and phone number, and then quickly establish contact with him, and he will quickly help you come up with a plan to conquer the world... or save the world!
But unfortunately, these mysterious outer gods similar to nature usually have no interest in conquering and saving the world, but Barbatos suspects that they are very interested in watching him reply to emails in a hurry.
Barbatos is not a human, and his thinking organ does not operate in a single thread like humans. In fact, it can operate in infinite threads-but Batman is infinite infinite.
It just so happens that this Bruce is particularly idle. His plan is very effective, but from the alien invasion to the kicking over of a trash can at a certain intersection, he doesn't care and feels itchy all over.
It's okay that he likes micro-management, but he has to drag Barbatos to micro-management.
Barbatos thought, if I had that ability of micro-management, would I still be in the dark universe cricket pupa now?
But what can Barbatos say? He can only say that Batman has a good idea.
Someone, please post a picture of Barbatos
(I am a dragon lover, if it was a dragon, maybe it wouldn't be so unlucky, but it's not)