Chapter 2286 Gotham Music Festival (XVIII)

Chapter 2279 Gotham Music Festival (18)

Facts have proved that any time you collide with Superman, you will only suffer the loss. Although it was Peter who smashed Clark into the water, Peter was equivalent to hitting the locomotive head-on. He let out a scream on the spot and fell into the water. Bubbles began to bubble in the water.

Clark was stunned again after being hit, but at least he saw Peter flopping in front of him and picked him up.

But Natasha's revenge wasn't over yet. The female agent had a water gun in one hand and gave Clark a fierce blow. Clark had no choice but to reach out and slap the water, raising a curtain of water, and took this opportunity to move Peter to the locker room. in the passage.

Peter coughed violently, spit out a mouthful of water, and shook his head vigorously. The two squatted behind the pillars of the locker room passage, thinking about how to break through the water gun battle.

But the worse situation came one after another. Two more figures came up from the stairs. Peter took a closer look and saw that they were Stark and Captain America, but not the Stark he was familiar with. It looked like the evil one. version.

The two of them were discussing something very intensely. Even if he couldn't hear it, Peter could roughly guess it. Anyway, it was about issues such as the distinction between good and evil, methods and methods.

The two were too engrossed in chatting, so they didn't hear Bruce and Selina's reminders to them. The moment the figure appeared in front of the gap, both of them were drowned.

Steve and Stark stood there blankly, as if they didn't quite understand the water thing. After reacting, Stark took a deep breath, and the symbiote armor was instantly armed.

But the next second, Stark who rushed out was hugged by Steve and fell back. He shook his finger at Stark and said: "Only a coward would use a real gun in a water gun fight, but Don’t let me look down on you.”

After a moment of calming down, Stark also made a mistake that all Starks in the universe would make. He directly pointed the hand of the symbiote suit at the swimming pool next to him, and while absorbing the bullet, he said: "I will let them Understand what the hell rush is."

Steve smiled and snorted, picked up the shield, and with a whoosh, the shining Stars and Stripes shield flew in along the gap, hitting the nearest water spray gun with a bang, and the pipe under the spray wall was smashed. Bend, the nozzle was erected this way. When the powerful water sprayed this way, Spider-Man with spider sense dodged instantly.

The Robins suffered a disaster and ran back from the gap they had just taken. They fled in all directions. Stark, who was standing in the center, was hit hard and had to use his arms to block the water flow. He cursed Steve as he erupted.

Suddenly he felt the water flow disappear, and the Scarlet Witch's roar came from the side, "Just have a water fight, don't smash anything!"

After encountering two consecutive defeats, the Robins had to start discussing tactics among themselves. Then they saw a Batman walking towards the bar, and another Batman walking up the stairs. Now there were three Batmans at the bar. .

"Oh, God." Nightwing exclaimed: "I never thought I could see three Batmans in my life! Three!"

"We have three Batmans," Tim said, "but we can't beat a bunch of Spider-Boys!"

"Don't count on Batman." Jason raised his voice and kept glancing towards the bar and said, "You can't count on Batman in any situation where you use a gun. His marksmanship is terrible."

Red Hood and Red Robin looked at each other. Of course they knew that Batman didn't use a gun, so they didn't know how good Batman's marksmanship was. After all, usually, Batman really didn't use anything except real guns. gun situation.

Red Robin looked down at the water gun in his hand again. It looked cool like an alien weapon, with a yellow and purple color scheme, a dark green magazine, and a lot of decorations on it that looked like energy pipes.

If one day Batman got a gun with this style of painting, it would be hard to tell whether the gun it shot was water or omega rays.

After thinking about the scene in his mind, Red Robin shuddered and said, "It's better to say goodbye. That's really too scary."

Selina was a little curious, because she had never seen Bruce use a gun. She leaned on the bar, put her hands on her temples and asked, "Your shooting skills are terrible, is it true? It's hard to imagine that you are from Gotham." ”

"It's not that bad." Bruce answered truthfully: "I can rely on my stealth skills to get within ten steps, and my shotgun will hit the target with perfect accuracy."

"That sucks. Have you ever fired live ammunition?"

"certainly."

"At the shooting range?"

"almost."

Selina snorted, showed a very impolite mocking expression, put her arms around Bruce's neck, kissed him hard on the face and said: "My dear, don't say you have been to the shooting range." , otherwise you will be despised by every Gothamite, my top star."

"Are you drunk?" Bruce muttered, "What's there to be proud of going out on the street and shooting and killing people."

"But the shooting feedback from targets and people is completely different." Selina poured the last sip of wine down her throat, still hugging Bruce and said: "I don't have my own gun. Guns and bullets are expensive, but I have stolen them from others. I also shot two unlucky guys who wanted to chase me. That thing is really exciting. The moment you pull the trigger, you will feel that your brain is going to explode with dopamine. "

“Who’s the psychopath now?”

"It's not because of the blood and screams, but because this thing is much more convenient than cold weapons. If you accidentally switch from using daggers and whips to using guns, you will feel that you can shoot God."

"Then why don't you use it all the time?"

"I'm a thief, not a robber." Selina muttered and said, "Compared to guns, the technology of silencers is too backward. The sound makes my ears hurt. I hate noisy things."

"Then it seems that I should shut up quickly."

Selina laughed and fell into Bruce's arms. Bruce hugged her and kissed her forehead gently. Selina leaned in his arms, turned her head, and looked up at Bruce's eyes from bottom to top.

Suddenly she sat up and said as if she had thought of something: "Where's Elsa? She must have been silent for 10 minutes, right?"

Bruce also froze and immediately jumped off the bar stool. As the two walked towards the water park together, Selina couldn't help but hold her forehead and said: "Is this the terrible thing about married life? Although we are not married yet, if every romance is interrupted by the disappearance of the child, I can't imagine how boring we will become in 10 years."

"When you have a child, most of the fun in life comes from him."

They wanted to go through the door, but it was faster to go through the gap that was hit before, so they decided to take a gamble and cross it before the two sides started fighting again.

It was obvious that they lost the bet, because Stark had rushed over without knowing whether to live or die, and began to attack everyone indiscriminately with the water cannon in his palm, which aroused public anger.

So the water gun battle changed from a multiplayer competition between the two sides to a boss battle. Whether it was Spider-Man or Robin, they all started to chase Stark all over the field. Even in the end, even Natasha and Steve joined in, because Stark even beat them.

Bruce and Selina were each hit by a water cannon, but because they were worried that Elsa didn't have time to argue with Stark, they passed under the slide and saw Wanda holding Elsa in the pool.

Elsa sat in the water, and Wanda sat opposite her. The two were playing the simplest clapping game. Wanda sang an unknown ballad, and they clapped to the rhythm. Elsa was very quiet, even though there were at least three children's slides next to her.

"Is it because our original education method was wrong?" Selina said a little puzzled: "Should we be more gentle? Or just hire a kindergarten teacher?"

Bruce looked for a long time and said: "It is also possible that some people are more compatible with children."

They stood there and watched Elsa and Wanda play for a long time, and then Wanda found that Elsa's parents came over. She touched Elsa's head like a real kindergarten teacher, and then sent her back to Bruce and Selina.

Bruce and Selina were also like a pair of real parents. They talked to Wanda about Elsa's affairs, and then turned around and left with Elsa in their arms.

"When Wanda said Aisha was cute and sensible, I saw your expression and almost couldn't hold it." Bruce said, "You have to practice well, because Aisha will have a parent-teacher meeting soon."

Selina still felt a little strange. She picked Aisha up, wiped the water off her face, turned to Bruce and said, "Maybe people who have really studied early childhood education are different. I have never seen Aisha stay quiet for so long."

"Of course I can't!" Aisha said.

They were both stunned, and then they remembered that Aisha could speak now. Although she was not very fluent, she could already speak sentences.

"Then why did you sit there for so long?" Bruce asked.

Who knew that Aisha rolled her eyes and said, "Because I can't beat her."

Bruce and Selina were speechless. It seems that they should have found someone who could hold Aisha down directly. So far, the two of them together can't hold down an Aisha who is running around.

They took Aisha back to the bar and ordered her a glass of juice. At this time, the water gun battle in the water park reached a white-hot stage. The white can somehow convinced the Spider-Mans and now they were on the same side.

Steve and Natasha naturally joined the Robins' side. Wanda was called away by someone, and Clark began to act as the referee of this new war.

At this time, Natasha's mobile phone left on the bar rang. The female agent seemed to hear the sound from the headset. She rushed back quickly and answered the phone in a hurry without wiping the water off her body.

"Hello, what's wrong? Okay, I'll go over right now."

Bruce wanted to ask what happened, but Natasha didn't even look at him. She ran downstairs as fast as she could and opened the door of Schiller's bedroom.

Schiller was now lying on the bed and vomiting.

Natasha was stunned. She hurried over to help Schiller up, but maybe because Schiller's digestive organs were gray fog, he didn't actually vomit anything.

Natasha asked in disbelief, "What's going on?"

And Schiller replied with a hopeless look, "...I might be seasick."