Chapter 743: Bombing Hammer Man with Wine

To the south of Lipa, the capital of Lanxi Prefecture, in the Bergen production area, among the rolling hills and continuous vineyards, a drunken hammer coolie was stumbling forward.

Dozens of armored vehicles, broadcast trucks, ambulances, fire trucks, and cars were in front and behind it, like a convoy, slowly moving forward nearly a hundred meters away from it.

In the sky, helicopters and drones were flying back and forth, circling up and down. At this time, not only the local media in Lanxi Prefecture, but many agencies from around the world were also here.

This is the first time that the Hammer coolies who invaded the earth have appeared in front of the media on such a large scale.

But this is only a matter of time.

Some people have done research on communication. Human beings are inherently bad at keeping secrets. No matter how strict the confidentiality regulations or confidentiality measures are, there is never a secret in this world that can be easily covered up.

The length of time a thing is kept secret is inversely proportional to the square of the number of people who know it. Every time one more person knows a secret, the possibility of the secret being exposed will increase exponentially, and the faster it will be known to the public.

If you want to keep a secret, there is only one way, keep it secret, don't tell anyone, and let the secret rot in your stomach.

Killing and silencing is the most reliable way to keep secrets in the world.

But misleading and falsifying information is a much easier way. If false information is constantly mixed into true information, the credibility of the information will soon be reduced to a level that people are unwilling to believe.

So what if you know? You won’t believe it!

In this world, there are always very few people who have their own judgment. Even if you have judgment, do you have enough knowledge reserves to judge whether it is true or false?

Making this world difficult to distinguish between true and false is a high-end gameplay.

Therefore, Zhuang Buyuan never cared about keeping secrets, but was constantly changing and eroding the world, because the secret of the manor... it can never be kept unknown. It is better to find a way to change its appearance and appear in front of the world. .

Pretend to be a high-tech company, use a large number of papers to poison the academic world, create an evil trend, create a specious school of thought, and then trap a large number of people into their own pit and feed them shit , in the end everyone will say: It smells so good, more of it!

The world is always evolving. One year later, you will not remember what the world was like a year ago.

All you will remember is that shit tastes so good!

However, the reason and method of the Hammerman coolie's first appearance in front of the world are so absurd that it makes people laugh and cry.

As fucked up as the world is.

In the middle of this winding convoy, in front of the Hammerman coolies, there was an armored vehicle. The soldiers in the car were loaded with live ammunition and stood ready for fear that the Hammerman would suddenly go crazy.

On the roof of the car, a grenadier leaned out, his face serious.

Under their surveillance, a car painted with eye-catching advertisements drove over. A fat man stood out from the car and shouted loudly to the camera not far away: "I am the owner of Thomas Winery. Thomas, what I brought here is the treasured wine of our winery, the 12-year-old Palace Dry Red. 2012 is not a good vintage, but the quality of the grapes in our manor this year is surprisingly high, so this year... "

"Okay, okay, stop introducing, give me the wine quickly!" The grenadier waved his hands very unhappily, Damn it, what time is it? I'm risking my life to stand here, isn't it for you to advertise?

The winery owner handed over the wine in his hand.

The grenadier weighed the wine bottle in his hand, then rounded his arm, and when he shook his hand, the wine bottle drew an arc and flew out.

With a "bang" sound, the wine hit the Hammerman coolie's head and exploded into pieces.

The hammer man sniffed, shook his head suddenly, howled angrily, wiped the wine off his head, and gasped.

"Hush!" There was a burst of booing from all around, mostly from other wine merchants: "Go down, go down! You shameless guy! Take your swill and go away!"

"I...I also have a bottle of brandy..."

The grenadier waved his hand, "Stop talking nonsense, get it quickly!"

With a "bang" sound, it exploded on Hammer Man's head again.

The Hammerman exploded with a roar.

Damn it, who hit me with swill!

However, after a while, the drunkenness came back and I was confused again. Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?

See if the hammer man gets angry, everyone should stay away.

After a few minutes, a few more wine merchants boldly came forward.

“A bottle of Chardonnay!”

"Boom, oohoo!"

"A bottle of Pandemia red wine!"

"Pa, ow, ow, ow!"

"A bottle of Chief Lanxi's special wine..."

"Ooooooooooooooooo!"

People from nearby wineries gathered together one by one and took turns offering their own wine to the hammer coolies.

The whole scene was very ritualistic, just like a cult sacrifice.

However, without exception, all these people received were roars from Hammer Man and boos from everyone.

The grenadier felt that as long as he threw the ball accurately and fast enough, one day he would be able to knock the hammer man unconscious without having to drink.

But soon, all the wine from nearby wineries was lost, and everyone failed without exception.

However, everyone still does not believe in evil. After all, they are a big wine-making state. How can they admit failure like this?

“Look, your wines from the Bergen region are not good!” Someone shouted: “Let’s replace it with people from the Bordeaux region!”

At some point, another large number of vehicles drove over, and a reporter came forward to interview an old man. Everyone knew him. This was the Minister of Commerce of Lanxi Prefecture.

“All the wineries participating in the winter wine tasting are here to support us!”

"The elites in the brewing industry in Lanxi Prefecture are all here!"

"I don't believe it, we can't handle this monster!"

"In terms of military strength, we in Lanxi Prefecture are not number one, but in terms of drinking power, we are the strongest!"

"Let this barbarian feel the greatness of our Lanxi Prefecture!"

"Come on, boys, smash our drinks!"

Soon, the number of armored vehicles in front of the Hammer increased to three, and the number of grenadiers also increased to three. The three took turns bombing, and bottles of wine exploded on the Hammer's head.

It is estimated that after some time, this hammer man will really have a concussion and become the first invader of the Exile Era to be defeated by a wine bottle.

but……

"Ooooooo! Hohohohohoho! Ooooh!"

Damn it, can you please stop hitting me with these rubbish things!

This hammer man is really going to explode!

It doesn’t matter if you hit me, so many smells confuse my sense of smell, I can hardly remember the delicious feeling just now!

I can no longer find the smell I had just now!

"Ouch!" The hammer man broke out again and rushed into the traffic. Everyone fled frantically.

"Sir, we might as well neutralize this place!" The soldiers were desperate.