Chapter 740 Oh, Merde! (Third Update)

The major news channels in Lanxi Prefecture were flooded with a live video.

The scene where Dad Zhuang transforms into a rescuer and blows up two hammer coolies has been shown over and over again. The picture actually comes from the cameras on the soldiers. The picture quality is not clear, but you can still see clearly what happened. .

Of course, the titles of the news vary, some are: "Superheroes appear! Brewers from the East stop terrorists!"

Some are: "Is he a terrorist or a superhero? Violent riots occurred in the wine estate, the scene was in a mess, and it was difficult to distinguish between good and evil by a mysterious oriental man..."

Some are: "April Fool's Day mass carnival? Or is it alien invasion of the earth? Is the Brewer marketing for businesses?"

Others are: "What kind of black technology is this? Plant armor covers the whole body, and the terrorist equipment is amazing!"

The same thing is naturally interpreted in different ways according to different camps.

However, Lanxi Prefecture is not a particularly friendly place to the state. Most of the TV stations are maliciously erasing and vilifying Mr. Zhuang. Many TV stations are deliberately guiding the soldiers' rhetoric to incite dissatisfaction with Mr. Zhuang.

A reporter interviewed the injured soldier: "It is said that this terrorist attack was caused by terrorists from the state?"

"No, it was the Brewers from the state who saved us."

"If he hadn't appeared, the scene wouldn't have been destroyed like this, right?"

"No, if the Brewers don't show up, we're all dead! You guys are all dead too!"

"You mean to say that the guy wearing a cosplay costume can kill an enemy that even our elite troops in Lanxi Prefecture can't deal with?"

"That is no ordinary enemy, that guy is not simple!"

"It's also possible that the so-called Brewers are colluding with the terrorists, right?"

"No, thanks to the Brewer, it was the Brewer who saved my life."

"I think your consciousness has become blurred, and you have lost your sense in what you are saying now."

"Have you seen my companions? They are so miserable. My arms, my legs, my knees, and my penis were all saved by the Brewer. Thank you Brewer!"

"In other words, if the Brewer had come out earlier, your companions would not have died? Strongly condemn the Brewer!"

After being so twisted, the soldier finally couldn't bear it any longer and started to curse again while lying on the stretcher: "Fils d'inceste! Bois ton jus!"

The reporter calmly said to the camera: "The injured person issued an angry condemnation of the so-called Brewer. Let us jointly condemn this terrorist from the East..."

Behind him, the soldier rushed down from the stretcher and wanted to kill him, but was pulled away.

This kind of farce actually happens all the time.

Many people say that Lanxi Prefecture is a romantic country, and Lipa, the capital of Lanxi Prefecture, is a romantic city.

In fact, the streets are full of dog shit, filled with the smell of urine, pedestrians running red lights on the streets, drunkards wandering around, black brothers who rob and abduct, and rude homeless people.

It is said that there is a survey that asks people to fill in which state they like the most and which state they hate the most. There are all kinds of places you like, but the state that 40% of people hate the most is Lanxi Prefecture.

Every place has its advantages or disadvantages, but if it can be so hated by the public, there must be a reason why this state is hated by people. Now Dad Zhuang probably understands.

Dad Zhuang watched everything in front of him with cold eyes.

Dad Zhuang is an honest man. At first, he was a little ashamed that he handed the official a bill directly.

Although this kind of thing is not easy to do, how can you make money from saving people's lives?

But at this moment, he felt that he should have made more points, and even regretted taking action just now.

It seems that not everyone in this world is worthy of saving.

The Lanxi Prefecture official stood next to him and said a few words. Although he couldn't understand, his voice and attitude gradually became arrogant. He waved the bill in his hand, shook his head, and said a few more words. What, handed the bill in his hand to a person behind him.

Then two policemen came over and put handcuffs on Dad Zhuang with a click.

"What are you doing! This is the superhero who saved you! He is not committing a crime!"

"We're all winemakers, you damn guys, I'm going to have my lawyer sue you!"

"Damn it, stay away from me, get out of here! Don't touch me, I'm a guest of your Ministry of Commerce!"

"Shit! These damn Lanxi people will feed you foie gras when they need you, and feed you shit when they don't need you! Shit! Shit!"

Despite the bearded man's desperate struggle, he was still handcuffed and pushed by the police to a police car and stuffed into the back seat of the police car.

Next to them, countless reporters from Lanxi Prefecture were frantically filming this scene. The various TV stations that were live broadcasting were probably going to hear news about "terrorists from the prefecture being taken away by the police" soon.

"Zhuang, these people have gone too far! I want to sue them!" The bearded man roared angrily.

"Don't worry, nothing will happen." Dad Zhuang said.

"Are we going to escape from prison later? Are we anti-heroes?" The bearded eyes immediately lit up.

In this commotion, no one noticed that there was something crawling in the ruins of the previously collapsed warehouse.

Then with a "crash", several oak barrels rolled away from the ruins. Under the oak barrels, a dizzy and shaky figure emerged from the warehouse.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!" The figure found that the surroundings were in a mess, roared angrily, grabbed an oak barrel next to it, and threw it out.

With a "boom", a news truck was hit by an oak barrel and almost rolled to the ground.

The loud noise attracted everyone's attention and everyone turned to look.

The figure staggered out of the ruins and roared at everyone.

"There are still some!" The bearded man was stunned, and then suddenly laughed: "I know, this guy is drunk, and he has been lying in the ruins just now! He just woke up now!"

The reporters were still busy filming at first, and some people even managed to get close to the drunk hammer coolie.

As soon as the hammer came down, his brains exploded and his body flew dozens of meters away.

At this time, other reporters, and others present, realized what had happened.

"And there are terrorists!"

"Oh my god, help!"

"Where are the police?"

"Help, run, run!"

The official also shouted: "Soldiers, protect us! Soldiers!"

The soldiers had already suffered heavy losses, and everyone was injured and could hardly move. At this time, the middle-aged commander who was saved by Zhuang's father said with a smile on his head: "We have been treated unfairly, we are on strike!"

Seeing that the soldiers were unreliable, the official went to look for the policemen nearby. The policemen ran even faster, not even using the police car, and were now almost two miles away.

As the saying goes, I can't outrun the tiger, but I can outrun you.

"Police, police...reporters, reporters...everyone, everyone...oh, Merde!"

I'm feeling hungry after fasting tonight, so I just gave myself a haircut~ Then I'll see if I can update it~

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