Chapter 402 Your Whole Family Is a Monkey!

In Blue Stone Leaf Manor, outside the pyramid gate, the sentry officer suddenly sounded the alarm.

In less than two minutes, Xu Jianfei and others were already pouring out of the manor with guns in hand, wearing goggles and protective clothing, and were ready.

"Wait...it doesn't seem like an enemy..." Dadao squinted his eyes for a while and said, "It seems like it's Sazler..."

"What does it seem to mean?"

"I'm face-blind. To us, the fallen dragons all look the same. It's scary to look at them..." Da Lao trembled, "And there seems to be fur on his body... Hey, that's not fur... …It seems like it’s really Satzler!”

Despite this, the well-trained group of others were still extremely vigilant, staring at the moving monster appearing on the horizon.

From a distance, Satzler shouted: "Master, don't shoot, it's me!"

"It's Satzler!" Hearing this voice, Xu Jianfei breathed a sigh of relief.

Soon Sazler ran close, and several people squinted at Sazler: "Strange, Sazler, when did you grow hair?"

"Have you become so fat yet?"

"Is it cold outside? Do you still need to wear a sweater?"

"Hey!" Satzler angrily pulled off the hairballs one by one from his body and threw them on the ground: "These damn velvet people are clinging to me. If you are not worried about having nothing to eat on the road, you can use them as food storage. , I left them outside a long time ago!"

On the ground, the furry dumplings rolled around and then lined up in a row. They looked up at Xu Jianfei and others in horror and sluggishness, shivering on the ground.

Xu Jianfei and others stared at this group of people.

"The Velvet Man...ah, wait! The Velvet Man?"

"Go and tell the owner of the village that Satzler has brought the velvet man!"

Xu Jianfei patted Satzler's chest happily: "Okay, Satzler, you are worthy of being the best headhunter in the manor!"

"I thought you had gone back to Gold Rush Town!"

"Why are you still outside? What's going on outside?"

Satzler was moved. Outside, he was always disliked and hunted by others. But when he arrived at the manor, everyone treated him like a relative. He also became proud, shaking his head and bragging about his great achievements.

"Hey wait..." After listening, Xu Jianfei felt something was wrong, "You said you ran away? Why did you run away? Our paintball guns have much better range and accuracy than those short muskets. Why did you run away? ! Let’s get started!”

"Yes, since these people are chasing you all day long, then kill them all and come back! Let's see who dares to bully you in the future!"

"Get rid of it, get it done!"

Satzler just shook his head.

"Ah, have you forgotten how to use it? You need to open insurance first."

"Have you run out of bullets? Do you want me to replenish them for you?"

"Aren't you good at marksmanship? Let's go practice!"

"No, Satzler, you can deal with so many people by yourself, and the gun's rate of fire can't keep up. You should be equipped with two guns! Two-gun Satzler, how cool!"

"Double guns fart, Sazler has four hands, it should be equipped with four guns! Four guns fired together, it is a human flesh and a beep! Even I can kill him!"

Finally, Satzler was so angry that he slammed the table: "Damn it, you losers!"

"Why are you shooting? I'm heartbroken! I'm heartbroken!"

"I will fight anyone who tells me to shoot again! I will kill you, believe it or not!"

"Shoot, my life is worth less than a bullet! You losers!"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier! I just wasted several pills, so many pills!"

The blood of my time, my money!

Satzler was so angry that he chased after these bastards, making several of them jump like dogs.

While running, Dahei laughed: "Wow, are you training to escape today? This character is awesome, is this an online game? Satzler's character is so interesting! Is there such a script for simulation training?"

Daqun glanced at Dahei with pity.

Poor kid, if only he knew the truth...

Suddenly, Daqun felt a chill on the back of his neck. He turned his head suddenly and saw Xu Jianfei staring at the back of his neck with a ferocious smile.

No, instructor, I don’t know anything, I don’t remember anything!

I didn't want to say anything!

…

When Zhuang Buyuan arrived in a hurry, he saw a group of people lying on the ground, and Sazler was also breathing heavily.

"Hi, Lao Sa!" Zhuang Buyuan greeted Sazler, "I heard you brought a velvet man with you?"

Satzler wanted to get up, but he was too breathless to stand up, so he could only point to the pile of fur balls next to him.

The man squatting on Zhuang Buyuan's shoulder rarely did not continue playing the game, but stood upright and stared with wide eyes.

After seeing the ball of hair, he screamed and rushed out from Zhuang Buyuan's shoulder.

Then in the blink of an eye, he got mixed into a group of furry dumplings, and even Zhuang Buyuan couldn't tell who was who.

After a long time, Gaida came over with a group of fur dumplings.

Now he is an old velvet man with gray fur, and the wrinkles on his face can kill mosquitoes.

He lay on the ground and saluted Zhuang Buyuan: "Dear Lord of the Manor, thank you for taking in Gate and sending out brave soldiers to save us from the Black Triangle Bandits..."

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Zhuang Buyuan blinked and looked at the door, "This is it?"

"This is my grandfather's basket."

"Ah, hello, grandpa..."

"This is my father's father..."

"Ah, hello, uncle..."

"This is my uncle Guan Kun..."

"Ah, how about you, uncle..."

"This is my brother..."

Zhuang Buyuan is going to scold you, damn, how did you get your name? I’ve almost read through the dictionary and don’t even know what these words mean!

"Don't be polite when you come. Just treat the manor as your own home. Come on, come on, I'll show you around the manor..." Zhuang Buyuan waved and led a group of furry velvet people towards the manor.

When passing by Sazler, Zhuang Buyuan patted Sazler and gave him a thumbs up: "Old Sa, you are so awesome!"

Lao Sa's efficiency is so high. In just a short time, he has already served the whole family in one pot!

It’s impossible not to admire it!

I was so naive before that I actually wanted to headhunt with Old Sabi!

The best headhunter in the manor is indeed invincible!

…

Zhuang Buyuan took the whole family around for a walk. At the zoo, a staff member saw it and ran to tell Director Ke the good news:

"Director, great news! Mr. Zhuang introduced a large number of monkeys from somewhere, and our monkey mountain can be reopened!"

Heda: "Huh?"

Grate: "Huh?"

Mingzhu: "What?"

Guikun: "You are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey!"

I have been struggling for a long time whether this chapter should be called "The owner of the village, don't shoot it's me" or "Your whole family is a monkey"...

And indeed the whole family is a monkey!