Chapter 373 Didi Beat the Tiger?
On Wednesday, the “Launching Ceremony of Huanzhou Development Jiahu Investment Company and the Groundbreaking Ceremony of the Huanshan Tunnel” was held.
As the second largest shareholder of Huanzhou Development, Zhuang Buyuan was invited to the scene, and sweat broke out on his forehead when he saw the scene in front of him.
Today's event is very important for both Xu City and Huanzhou development, and the public is also paying close attention to it, because this ceremony means that the Huanshan Tunnel is officially launched, and it will never be repeated again, and there is no need to wait.
Almost all the media in the entire Xu City were invited, and it was bustling and crowded.
But almost everyone's attention was not on the ceremony.
The ceremony is like that, back and forth, leaders at all levels speaking, ribbon cutting and so on.
What really attracts attention are the two rows of twenty tigers, squatting on the left and right, looking majestic.
At the end of the speech, when everyone applauded, the tiger roared a few times to add to the fun.
No matter how you look at this style of painting, I feel strange. At an event that the whole world is paying attention to, there are two rows of twenty tigers squatting together...
It feels like a primitive toast suddenly sneaked into modern society.
Even if his heart is as big as Zhuang Not far away, he can't adapt to it for a long time and is sluggish for a long time.
When he heard that Jia Yelian wanted to rent a tiger, what flashed in Zhuang Buyuan's mind was the image of Jia Yelian letting the tiger do the harm while laughing loudly with his hands on his hips.
"Bite all those who dare to oppose me to death! Wahahahahaha! I am a bully, I am a bad person! Wahahahaha!"
After all, in Zhuang Buyuan's mind, Jia Yelian is a serious bad guy and villain.
At this moment, the bad guy and the villain suddenly changed into a funny look.
Who was this kid spoiled by?
Director Zhou attended the ceremony as one of the government representatives. After reading the speech, he saw Jia Yelian waving and several tigers pacing forward biting the hydrangea for the ribbon cutting.
Well, even the etiquette lady was omitted and Tiger took over.
These tigers are all white tigers. Their black and white striped bodies look particularly good with the scarlet hydrangeas.
After walking in front of the crowd, several tigers turned around to face the audience. One of the tigers spun around and got tangled in red silk. It sat there with an innocent look on its face and a depressed look on its face. It had no idea what was going on, which caused everyone to burst into laughter.
The other tigers looked at it as if it were an idiot.
Zhuang Buyuan was so angry that he slapped the fool. The fool yawned at Zhuang Buyuan, wagging his tail in a cute way, completely ignoring the majesty of the owner of the village.
There was no other way, Zhuang Buyuan could only act as a temporary animal trainer, help this guy untie the silk, and then let him sit upright. This idiot actually asked Zhuang Buyuan to act coquettishly, and used his big head on Zhuang Buyuan's He held his arms for a long time, and looked at several Xucheng officials next to him, who were both surprised and amused.
After finally getting a few tigers to sit upright, the ceremony continued. The representatives came forward to cut the red silk with scissors. Director Zhou couldn't let go next to the tiger. He carefully curled up and looked at the tiger beside him. After looking at it for a long time, he noticed that this big The cat was unusually well-behaved and couldn't help but ask Zhuang Buyuan: "Can I touch it?"
Zhuang Buyuan pulled the idiot into his arms, held its big head and rubbed it for a few seconds, then pushed it to Director Zhou: "You rub it, it feels good."
Knead it hard. If you rub it too hard, it’s mine!
Director Zhou rubbed it carefully and it really felt great!
The tiger's head is big, thick, and very heavy, and it can be rubbed hard without being damaged; its ears are round and warm, and feel great when pinched, and the skin is extremely elastic, and the feedback is great when rubbed. good.
Director Zhou carefully pulled its ears, rubbed its fleshy forehead and back of neck, and then stroked the back of its neck, and became obsessed with this feeling.
Damn it, why are you addicted to everything in Almighty Manor? What should I do if I can’t win the tiger in the future?
Tiger closed his eyes in comfort and purred. After being rubbed until he felt comfortable, Tiger rested his big head on Director Zhou's body, feeling very intimate.
Director Zhou's heart almost melted, and he screamed like a good boy while rubbing him.
Zhou Lei, who was also present but stood in the corner, rolled his eyes. Whose father are you? Do you want me to bring home a cat son for you?
Do you have any image in public?
Seeing how affectionate Tiger and Director Zhou were, others were jealous and tentatively extended their Lushan claws to the tiger in front of them.
So, in front of the public, the officials and guests present at the meeting each held a big cat and began to masturbate. R-rated scenes frequently appeared, and the scene was once very heated.
Zhou Lei also held down one and rubbed it hard. After rubbing it twice, the big cat glared at him, flicked its tail and walked away.
"Hey, what's going on with this one? Why don't you let me rub it?" Zhou Lei was unhappy. Do you look down on people? Do you think my official position is too young?
"That one is more arrogant." Zhuang Buyuan said helplessly, "You are a cat after all, so you have to allow me to be arrogant."
Zhou Lei could only admit that he was unlucky and ran to rub Huhu next to him.
There were a lot of people on the stage, but the number of tigers was a bit insufficient. As the host, Jia Yelian showed his style and petted a big cat with another shareholder, one on the head and the other on the butt. After doing it, he started to wonder, and said: "No Do they say cats are difficult to tame? My cat still doesn’t look at me seriously. Why is this big guy so good? How on earth was he trained? "
"What's the point?" Hearing this, another shareholder next to him said categorically: "You must be afraid of being beaten by Mr. Zhuang! What do you think Mr. Zhuang can't bear with those two slaps?"
Next to him, several shareholders shivered and nodded with concern.
"Poor big guy."
"I really don't know how much pain I suffered."
"Pitiful……"
After throwing it on the stage, Zhuang Buyuan immediately flew over with two palms to let them know why the flowers were so red!
"Restrain! Restraint, you are a kind manor owner!" Zhuang Buyuan narrowed his eyes and gasped.
After rubbing it for a while, Jia Yelian asked Zhuang Buyuan: "Mr. Zhuang, can your tiger be rented out for a long time?"
"How to rent?" Zhuang Buyuan wondered, renting once is not enough, but also renting every day?
"Our Huanzhou Development Headquarters still lacks two stone lions. However, the stone lions are too majestic. How about two tigers squatting at the door?"
Zhuang Buyuan: "..."
I don't care if it can generate income, but how far do you want to play?
However, the tigers in the manor were almost full recently. Zhuang Buyuan was eager to divert some of them, so he simply nodded and agreed.
Seeing that Zhuang Buyuan agreed, the others immediately became jealous and surrounded Zhuang Buyuan.
"Mr. Zhuang, it's my son's birthday tomorrow. Can I rent a few tigers to my son's birthday party?"
"Mr. Zhuang, I'm getting married to my daughter, please rent me a few as a guard of honor..."
Zhuang Buyuan was too tired to deal with it for a while, so he could only write it down in a small notebook first.
In the midst of the busyness, a young man came forward and said to Zhuang Buyuan: "Mr. Zhuang, we are a technology start-up company with little money, but people in our company like cats very much. My colleagues asked me Let me ask, can we trade technology for tigers?"
"In exchange for technology?"
"Yes, we can help you develop a program to help you book and rent tigers online... How about calling it Didi Tiger Hunting?"
Is this okay?
At this moment, Zhuang Buyuan just wanted to complain: Didi is so awesome, how come anyone dares to beat him?