Chapter 347 If You Have a Conscience, Eat Shit

"Zhou... President Zhou, what's going on?" Pang Fatty grabbed President Zhou.

"Plants... plants that are several stories high... can move, run, cry, and look at you..." President Zhou spoke incoherently, with foam rolling at the corners of his mouth.

"President Zhou, please wake up. Are you dreaming? There is no such monster in this world!"

"No... it's not a monster, it's a plant... Oh my god... the plant is looking at me, hahahaha..."

President Zhou stumbled away.

Fatty Pang wanted to touch President Zhou's head.

Are you crazy? There is no such thing in this world!

What kind of plants can move and can see people?

These people are crazy!

You know these fanatical vegetarian lunatics are unreliable!

However, even if it is unreliable, you can at least play some role...

"President Zhou, President Zhou...wait a minute..."

Pang Shouzi ran a few steps and was stunned when he saw those people getting on the car and running away.

At the end of the road, Zhuang Buyuan put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed.

Do you want me to stop eating meat? Let’s see if you can still tolerate a vegetarian diet!

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you think I'm a sick cat?

"Ah, after such a fuss, I suddenly feel relaxed all over. I'm so happy!" Zhuang Buyuan moved his body and felt that his cold was much better. "I'm hungry. Give me steak. Give me two! No, three piece!"

After finishing the steak, Zhuang Buyuan did not forget to lick up all the meat juice on the plate and narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Do you think it’s okay to just run away? Haha, so naive!

…

President Zhou, as he said, is a professor at Xucheng University.

Chairman Zhou, who has a high degree of education and high IQ, has been committed to promoting his vegetarian philosophy since he became a vegetarian, including many extreme methods. However, he has always felt that he is doing it for the good of others, even if his methods are a little bit different. It's not appropriate, it doesn't cover up his flaws, and it can't cover up the fact that he does good things for others.

He has a firm worldview that is simply unbreakable. He has debated with others several times and always rendered others speechless by relying on his professional knowledge and rigorous thinking.

Many people converted to his "vegetarian religion".

When he saw Zhuang Buyuan's "clumsy" counterattack, he actually wanted to laugh in his heart.

But within five minutes after Daniel appeared, his entire worldview almost collapsed.

Almost as if he was running away, he returned to school. President Zhou was lying on the sofa in the office with a look of despair on his face.

His heart was in chaos, and he was carefully picking up the pieces of his shattered worldview.

Could it be that what I have always thought about about kindness, about human responsibility, about eating meat as cruelty, about ethics and morality, are all wrong?

No...no, it absolutely cannot be wrong!

If being a vegetarian is cruel, then... stop being a vegetarian and eat something else!

Yes, you can eat minerals too!

Salt is a mineral, so you can eat salt, right?

What other minerals are edible?

President Zhou opened the Internet and searched, and three words caught his eye.

"Kaolinite".

Kaolinite, also called Guanyin soil, is a stone that looks particularly like flour and clay. It is an important raw material for making ceramics.

But during times of famine, the victims used Guanyin soil to fill their stomachs.

Netizens joked to each other: "I am so poor that I eat dirt", which probably means eating Guanyin soil...

But can you survive by eating dirt or stones?

What can you eat if you don’t eat dirt?

President Zhou lay on the sofa and thought about it for a long time.

It was already afternoon, and President Zhou's stomach growled with hunger, reminding him that it was time to eat.

On one side is a shaky outlook on life, on the other is a hungry belly.

President Zhou finally sat up and took out his mobile phone to call: "Professor Gao? Do you have kaolinite in your laboratory? Yes, it is Guanyin soil. That...can you give me some? Ask the students to help me deliver it Come over? Thank you so much, I’m in the office.”

After getting the kaolin stone, President Zhou took out the small electric pot in the office and boiled water to make noodles.

Looking at the nutritious kaolin stone, President Zhou closed his eyes and took a bite.

Hey, I didn’t expect it to taste pretty good, with a delicate texture, a bit like glutinous rice dumplings.

Kaolinite tastes better than expected, but President Zhou feels sad.

Oh my God, are we really going to eat rocks for a living from now on?

what do I do? What should I do?

But at this moment, President Zhou suddenly heard a knock on the window.

I'm on the second floor! Why would someone knock on the window?

He went to the window and opened the curtains.

At that moment, a huge stone head appeared in front of him.

Oh my god!

Looking at the big head that almost blocked the entire window, President Zhou staggered in fright and fell to the ground.

At some point, a truck stopped outside the window.

Bangchui was wrapped in the tarpaulin on the truck, lying at the window of President Zhou's office, looking at him with wide eyes.

"What are you doing?" Bangchui sniffed and his eyes suddenly widened: "You are actually eating rocks!"

"Why did the stone offend you! Why did you eat the stone!"

"When you ate rocks, did you ever consider our feelings?"

"We stones can also cry and feel pain!"

Bangchui took off his head and put it into the window, and then moved the other parts of himself into President Zhou's office one by one until everyone squeezed in and looked at President Zhou.

President Zhou was paralyzed with fear.

"Look, my feet!" He looked at President Zhou sadly, "My feet are missing. Maybe they were eaten by someone!"

"It's all because of you stone-eating people, I may never see my feet again, woohoo, what should I do!"

"Our rocks are so cute, but you actually eat them!"

"You are worse than the owner!"

"Do you have any conscience?"

Bangchui lost his temper in President Zhou's office, then turned around and left angrily.

"By the way, give me back the stone!" Before leaving, he also took away the kaolin stone glutinous rice balls on President Zhou's table.

"Little baby, don't be afraid, no one will eat you again!" Bangchui carefully protected the kaolin stone glutinous rice balls in his hands, "Follow me home, I will treat you well..."

Bangchui put on the awning again and retracted into the back of the truck. Before leaving, he angrily yelled at President Zhou: "If you have a conscience, go and eat shit!"

President Zhou watched the minivan leave blankly.

Bangchui was lying on the back of the car, his eyes exposed, one hand holding a kaolin stone glutinous rice ball, and the other hand raising an angry middle finger at Chairman Zhou.

President Zhou watched blankly as Bang Chui disappeared into the distance and stood at the window for a long, long time.

Then he turned and walked to the toilet.

Within five minutes, President Zhou rushed out of the toilet.

"Ah, I can't stand it anymore, I can't live anymore!"

"I want to jump off the building, no one can stop me, I have lost the meaning of life!"

"Let me die! I don't want to eat shit! Let me die..."

…

"President Zhou is crazy."

A simple five-character text message turned Pang Shouzi into a stone sculpture at the entrance of the zoo.

This is how to do?