Chapter 201 Can I Get in the Car?
first meet?
It's okay if Jack didn't say this, but when he said it, these villagers were completely blown away!
"Faqqishet! You also know that this is the first time we meet?! You should ask your accomplices how they treated us when we first met! Guys, hit me!"
After saying this, Peter didn't give Jack time to react, and directly called on the villagers to start a collective rampage mode.
It's over.
Under this situation, Xiaoya and the others were determined not to be able to rest as planned, and just wanted to work hard and run as fast as they could.
wipe!
After all, I was chased away by the big-horned cow last night. I haven't even had time to squint for a while, so I'm going to start running for my life again?
"Captain Xiaoya, it's not a good idea to go on like this. If you're not trapped to death, you'll starve to death!"
"Shet! I stepped on the horse and was soaked in the river water for so long!"
"Captain Xiaoya, what are you talking about hypnosis?"
"Private Marseille! Don't you see how many people are chasing us now? Come on, run away!"
I just fucked it!
Those who knew it thought they were selected to participate in the strange rules talk.
If you didn’t know this, you’d think they were participating in some kind of marathon parkour competition.
Damn it, after being here for so long, I know I’m running away!
"Hey, you two are running so slowly, you are being lazy, but I won't tell dad, hehe~"
Mu Xitang did not choose to sit in the carriage, but sat cross-legged on Dahua's horns and scolded Fang Qiu.
The two cows mooed dissatisfiedly.
Although he knew that Jiang Xiao took them along for their own good, why did he let them pull the cart?
Let's just say.
You let the horses pull the cart, and we just follow behind you, right?
Um?
The two cows thought very well.
In the final analysis, Jiang Xiao's not-so-smart brain just forgot about this.
Seeing the little pink hair whispering to the two cows in front, the bearded man in the carriage looked at this scene with a melancholy face.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, speaking of which, my little cotton-padded jacket is almost the same age as yours. She also likes to whisper to small animals."
Curly Hair was noncommittal about this, and his son also particularly liked small animals, so he spoke.
"I gave him a puppy for his birthday last year. The boy burst into tears. This year he begged me to buy a female puppy, saying that he could accompany the male puppy."
After learning that Curly’s son had always insisted on cleaning the dog and feeding it, he would go out to walk the dog even on sunny days.
The black girl strongly urges Curly to fulfill the child's wish.
"As long as he takes good care of the dog during this year, then I will buy another one~"
"What's wrong with liking small animals" can not only cultivate children's sense of responsibility and compassion, but also cultivate their love from an early age."
At this point, the black girl put on an expression of hatred.
"Unlike my little boy, he is always naughty. He was clamoring for a dog before, but within a month he was no longer fresh. Now I am taking care of him. It is really too much! If he is like your child It’s good to be excellent~”
Hearing the black girl praise his child so much, Curly Hair couldn't help but feel a little proud.
"Hehehehe, this is the reaction of most children in your family. There are not many outstanding dolls like my son and Brother Huzi's daughter. By the way, Brother Huzi, do you know that there is a custom in the Dragon Kingdom called baby kissing?"
Before Little Curly finished speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Big Beard.
"Shut up! Don't raise flags randomly! Next, are you two going to start reminiscing about every moment you spent with your family? Then express some emotion and say some last words? Sheite! Those bloody TV dramas will appoint you after this scene. You can’t even survive three episodes!”
Ah this
Curly Hair and Black Girl's bodies froze.
They also immediately realized what their problem was, and they all tightly closed their mouths.
After a while, I saw Mu Xitang skillfully sliding down Dahua's back to her belly and sucking her breasts.
The bearded man's eyes lit up and he waved his hand!
"Well, it's decided! After I go out, I'm going to buy a cow for my baby girl to hold and suck!"
Everyone:? ? ?
this.
"Ahem, Brother Beard, I have something I don't know whether to say or not. Isn't it a bit... not very elegant if I hold it in my arms?"
After listening to Curly's words, the black girl nodded in agreement, saying that it was indeed not very ladylike and the picture was a bit too abstract.
"elegant?"
The corner of the bearded mouth raised into a smile.
"We in the Big Bear Kingdom want to be very elegant! I hope my daughter will be as strong and strong as the leader of Xitang in the future, Ula!"
Everyone: (°ー°〃)???
It has to be said that the brain circuits of fighting people are indeed somewhat different from normal people.
Anyway, normal people prefer girls to be more elegant.
And the most important thing is that the little pink fur is naturally beautiful. Even if you hold a cow and suck it, it is still very cute. If you were someone else
"We're here! Dad, Dad! We seem to be somewhere!"
Mu Xitang, who had not even wiped the corners of her mouth, waved happily to the people in the carriage.
Several people were thinking about the speed, and calculated that the time should not have reached noon yet.
In other words, it was more than half an hour faster than Loki predicted.
It seems that the two cows are much faster than the horse.
Soon, two cows carried everyone all the way to the waiting hall.
"Dad, dad, dad! Look, come out and take a look!"
what happened again?
When everyone opened the curtain of the carriage, everyone was stunned.
Black girl: () "Fuck!"
Curly: Σ(дlll) "Fuck!!"
Big Beard: d(д) "Damn it! I was blinded when I stepped on the horse!"
Even Jiang Xiao was speechless for a moment.
The two cows had obviously never seen such a battle before, and they kept pacing in the hall restlessly.
Looking at the high-speed rail station in front of me
How should I put it? I can’t say that it is very similar to the real world. At least it can be said that it is exactly the same!
Full of modern atmosphere.
Not only is there scrolling site information, but there are also some coin-operated massage chairs in the waiting hall in addition to the normal plastic chairs.
There are even [Ten Yuan Quick Cut] and a small KTV room that can accommodate two or three people singing!
Look back at the way you came.
Not to mention the Loess Plateau behind us, at least it has a real local flavor.
"The picture is a bit fragmented."
At this time, everyone in the Longguo live broadcast room had already stood up.
Jiang Xiao's place really shocked them for a hundred years!
Is there such a thing in the world of strange rules?
It directly broke all their previous understandings of ghost stories!
[Rule 8: If you need to take the subway, remember not to look at them, don’t lower your head to tie your shoes, and any reflective objects on your shoes must be removed in advance]
"Everyone, check and take off everything on your shoes!"
As for who they are, we can only take one step at a time.
There was no one inside the high-speed rail. Facing an uninvited guest like Jiang Xiao, the security personnel of the high-speed rail quickly came over with security guards.
And these people are all women.
The big black dog held by the female security guard made Jiang Xiao's pupils shrink. He wouldn't be carrying it like this, would he?
"Hello, are you here to take this high-speed rail?"
"Why, doesn't it look like it?"
Well.
The Loli security inspector believes that she has never looked down upon others.
but
Didn't you disrespect us somewhat by driving the cow cart into the hall like a horse? !
And they are dressed in dirty clothes. The peasants have come to the city to show off!
"The ticket price is 10 gold coins per person. As for the carriage and cows, you can figure out how to deal with them yourself, or you can choose to keep them in our hall, but the guarding fee is 3 gold coins per day."
Oops!
No wonder no one in the village goes to the city, it can be seen from the fare alone.
The income of a well-off family in the small town of Moro after a year of hard work is only about twenty gold coins.
"No, I want to take them on the high-speed rail together."
As soon as Little Pink Hair heard that the cows were being kept, she immediately gave up and hugged them by the horns, fearing that Jiang Xiao would leave them behind.
"Well, if I add ten more gold coins, can I bring the cow up there?"
The security inspector shook his head helplessly and answered decisively.
"I'm sorry, sir, the rules are the rules. Large luggage and livestock are not allowed on the bus. I hope you can understand."
"Does our carriage count as luggage? Also, please see clearly these cows. They are not livestock. They are pets."
Security inspector:? ? ?
You are considered a talent if you call a cow a pet.
"A carriage counts as luggage"?
This is indeed not luggage, you can call it a means of transport!
"Forget it, I don't think you, a little security inspector, can make the decision. Call your station manager or someone else who can talk."
"Webmaster, look at them"
The security inspector looked at a man standing next to Jiang Xiao for help.
It turned out that the webmaster didn't know that he had already arrived at Jiang Xiao's side, but he just didn't speak.
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[Trying to use percussion massage to treat Weiyi’s damaged face. The roll is 61. Success. With this slap, Weiyi has been successfully plastic surgery and improved his physique. It feels good to be spanked again]