Chapter 193 God's Tears, Snake Team Herders and Three Dogs and a Rat

Song Wen sent Uncle Wu and his party to the high-speed train. On the way back, he couldn't wait to open the Tieba.

Uzi's tears were still warm in his heart.

He wanted to savor it while the remaining warmth was still there.

When I opened the post bar, as expected, the ratings posts for the Snake Team and the Ooze Monsters had reached the highest level of popularity.

[RNG E-Sports Club VS Snake E-Sports Club scoring post, I will distribute the players and you will score. 】

[Order: letme. 】

[3 points, Aubof. 】

[4 points, letme is too busy, not only picking up axes, but also picking up soap. 】

[3 points, RNG is really a mole, the iron man is out of control, and Olaf is beaten by Bobby. 】

[2 points, Tears of God Investors. 】

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[Jungle: mlxg. 】

[0 points, rubbish jungler, won’t you help me catch him? 】

[0 points, do you want to see me make a fool of myself? 】

[0 points, my god is suppressed in the bottom lane, no matter how you think about it, it is a wild distance. 】

[0 points, major shareholder of Tears of God. 】

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[Mid laner: xiaohu. 】

[3 points, God is crying, why don’t you cry with me? 】

[4 points, Xiaohu has indeed gone too far. We can share happiness but cannot cry together. 】

[3. Invisible melon-eating people. 】

[3 points, the imbecile audience of Tears of God, the paramecium who failed to empathize with Tears of God. 】

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[Assistant: ming. 】

[0 points, sinners who try to prevent God from crying. 】

[0 points. Although Bron has strong chest muscles, it is a pity that he has no breasts. 】

[0 points, he needs a cradle, not a shield. 】

[0 points, it’s better to play Nami wet nurse. 】

[0 points, Tears of God Thief. 】

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[ADC: UZI. 】

[10 points, did you donate your healing flash to the museum? 】

[10 points, feather collector, accurately collects bird feathers through unique steps. 】

[10 points, Uzi (X) Crow (√), crow: a bird that likes to collect bird feathers, and has the famous allusion "Crow Drinking Milk". 】

[10 points, "Uzi is forced to sing by the priest": The snake team and the dogs bully me and I am weak, but I can bear to face the priest. She held her breasts in her arms and drank in the competition, her lips were burnt and her mouth was dry and she couldn't breathe. When she came back and took a bath, she shed tears... There are thousands of bathhouses in the country, and the bathers all over the world are happy! 】

[10 points, God! Outstanding artistic performer, the only manufacturer of Tears of God! 】

Song Wen couldn't help but giggle happily when he looked at RNG's score sheet, causing the taxi driver driving in front to frequently look in the rearview mirror.

"Hey! Are you the professional player Black?"

Hearing the driver's sudden words, Song Wen didn't even raise his head and denied it without any hesitation:

"No, he is not one thousandth as handsome as me."

"Chu, you are so abstract and shameless only when you speak in a dark way."

"What's the complaint phone number?"

"You go about your business."

The driver's seat of the taxi was surrounded by iron bars. Song Wen was not worried about whether the other party was a black man. He suddenly turned around to give him a kiss, so he continued to read the post with relish.

[Jungle: sfom. 】

[7 points, the least existential episode. 】

[6 points, the most enjoyable episode to watch. 】

[7 points, your wine barrel is closed to me. 】

[6 points, a small shareholder of Tears of God. 】

[6 points, the three dogs of the Snake Team are the loyal guard Phu Quoc Ridgeback dogs from Vietnam. 】

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[Mid laner: Zz1tai. 】

[6 points, Stance can single-kill Uzi in the middle, so Stance > Uzi, it is recommended to play ADC with Stance, so that you can become the world's number one ADC. 】

[7 points, career highlight moment, treating Uzi as a sports car. 】

[7 points, false single kill, single kill Uzi with posture; real single kill, Uzi jumped into Ike's bathtub and unfortunately drowned. 】

[8 points. Compared to Nami, Ike’s bathtub is still too big, and Uzi’s short legs can’t reach the bottom. 】

[7 points, Liu Zhihao, manager of Tears of God Group. 】

[6 points, Pekingese, the royal royal dog that once enjoyed all the glory and wealth, is one of the three dogs of the Snake Team. 】

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[Assistant: Brother Crystal. 】

[7 points, compared to the assistant O Emperor period, Brother Crystal is as happy as a flea now. 】

[7 points, Brother Crystal: Who knows, you don’t have to play ADC, and you can have the pleasure of beating Uzi to tears. 】

[10 points: Brother Crystal is the only professional player to defeat the world's number one ADC in the bottom two positions. Needless to say, I don't need to say more about his gold content, right? 】

[8 points, the world’s number one bot laner Crystal! 】

[8 points, major shareholder of Tears of God. 】

[9 points, Picasso’s pet Lamp dachshund among the three dogs of the Snake team. 】

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[ADC: imp. 】

[At 10 minutes, the priest appeared, so much so that God burst into tears. 】

[9 points, black out to dominate the summer game, imp drunk and beat the Uzi god! 】

[9 points, Wei Shen: Puff, you green tea bitch, you deliberately played me in LGD, right? 】

[9 points, the value of the priest is still increasing! 】

[10 points, Chairman of Tears of God Group. 】

[9 points, Snake team has three dogs and one mouse and a loopy pink mouse. 】

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[Top order: black. 】

[0 points, just a bastard. 】

[3 points, the Yodles use Master, whose hero pool includes but is not limited to: Rambo, Kled, Poppy, Uzi...]

[5 points, the manipulator behind Tears of God, invited a priest from South Korea to serve as the chairman. 】

[1 point, poor professional ethics and no personal accomplishment. Seeing Uzi cry, he only knows how to drink milk by himself and doesn’t know how to share. 】

[2 points, when Uzi was celebrating the priest's birthday, he was severely beaten because he failed to sing happy birthday. 】

[10 points, I always thought that the animal god’s animal mind was Chu, but today I found out about the animal god’s animal mind xu. The Snake Team’s only officially designated animal herder was hacked, and his assets include—Vietnamese hound Phu Quoc Ridgeback, and Beijing’s famous dog Jing There are pugs, Picasso pet dachshunds, cute loopy pink mice and a crow who loves to drink milk. 】

"You are indeed the black chef, I've seen you reading League of Legends posts."

The driver's voice once again interrupted Song Wen's progress bar to absorb nutrients.

He raised his head and looked at the driver carefully for the first time.

The other party already looks like he is at least in his forties, but it is obviously impossible for a person in his forties to know him, let alone whether he is his own fan group, and he probably doesn't even know the game League of Legends.

He put down his phone and asked:

"Brother, you usually stay up late, right?"

Song Wen's sudden concern made the driver stunned, and then he smiled and replied:

"Indeed, it's impossible to stay up late in our line of work."

Song Wen nodded.

"Stop staying up late, buddy, a guy in his twenties looks like he's forty."

The taxi fell into an eerie silence, with only the whistling wind coming from the traffic around him.

The neon lights on both sides of the road drew short lines, shining on the driver's face, flickering on and off.

Song Wen silently sat up straight and grasped the handshake beside him with one hand.

Isn't this guy a GSL?

After all, if life hadn't been unsatisfactory, how could he have aged so prematurely.

"Hahahahaha!"

The driver's laughter broke the silence. He looked at Song Wen behind him and said with a smile:

"You kid, bro, I'm almost fifty, and now I'm even more sure that you are that black chef, the master of contemporary abstraction."

Song Wen was startled, looking at the other person with some suspicion. When he saw the Seven Wolves logo on the man's clothes, he was relieved of his doubts.

"Are you really almost fifty?"

The driver smiled and picked up the phone, turned on the flashlight, and illuminated the registration photo on the passenger side.

Liang Guofu.

Shanghai Rental Operation Co., Ltd., employee.

Age: 47 years old.

Song Wen smiled awkwardly and said:

"I'm sorry, uncle. The main thing is that I really didn't expect you to know me at such an old age."

Liang Guofu smiled and waved his hand, not caring at all.

"Nantang, you said I look like I'm forty years old, I'm very happy."

Song Wen looked at the taxi driver wearing a middle-aged men's jacket from the Septwolves collection, and it was difficult to connect this man with his mannerisms.

"Nanzhang is a word that my daughter and I just learned. What else are you talking about about Niu Mo? Gouba is really convinced," he said with a smile, his eyes always looking at Song Wen in the rearview mirror, " I learned it all from you.”

Song Wen's sitting posture, which had just relaxed, suddenly became straight again.

If it's GSL, he's really not afraid.

But Song Wen was really scared for his daughter's father.

"Uncle, I think you may have misunderstood. In fact, I just look more like the black one you mentioned."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Liang Guofu's eyes widened and he roared twice, "I watch your games with my daughter every day. Can I not know if you are really cheating? "

Song Wen opened his mouth, but for a moment he was speechless.

The smile on Liang Guofu's face never faded, and he said with a smile:

"My daughter is in her senior year of high school and will take the college entrance examination soon. She is your super fan. Whenever there is your game or your news, she will watch it very seriously. Speaking of which, I also want to thank you."

Song Wen smiled awkwardly: "Uncle, where do you start talking about thanking you?"

"Thank you for making my daughter more and more abstract."

Song Wen felt that Liang Guofu's words were getting more and more wrong, so he quickly started to defend himself.

"Uncle, I think your words are biased. In fact, I have always been a positive energy person."

Liang Guofu glanced at Song Wen again.

"I know this. Didn't the news that you donated all your wealth to the orphanage just hit the trending search today? My daughter even sent me a video and asked me to go to the trending search to see you."

Song Wen was completely speechless now.

From what Liang Guofu said, it was not difficult for Song Wen to construct a stereotyped image of a female fan in his mind.

In fact, according to a survey by Busters, the ratio of male to female fans of Song Wen is an astonishing four to six.

This ratio may not seem surprising at first, but you must know that the ratio of men to women in the league is eight to two or even nine to one!

Some people lamented that all the female fans in the league had already been sucked away by Song Wen.

It can only be said that the e-sports succubus ability that Tong Yang gave himself is a bit too outrageous.

Just as Song Wen was about to speak, he heard Liang Guofu continue:

"But don't you also curse at people on the Internet every day? The simplest saying is "bad mouth, the most extreme enjoyment" is still circulating on the Internet. You also flirt with female hosts everywhere, but you pat your butt and walk away without taking any responsibility after flirting. You also always attack other teams and players in the alliance, and beat them into jade syndrome. You still have a lot of evil deeds."

"Uncle, listen to my explanation."

Liang Guofu sighed, not giving Song Wen a chance to quibble, and said with emotion:

"To be honest, if it were the past, if I knew that my daughter liked someone like you, I would definitely be so angry that I would not receive customers every day, and I would go around Shanghai to see if I could catch you."

Song Wen listened to Liang Guofu's words, and his back felt cold. He was a little afraid that Liang Guofu would turn into Jackie Chan in the next second.

He smiled awkwardly: "You still caught me."

Song Wen was a little anxious. He didn't expect that he would really be ganked offline one day.

"Hey!" Liang Guofu smiled and waved his hand, "Don't worry, I can't thank you enough now."

Song Wen was thinking about how to argue to save his life from an angry father, but Liang Guofu's words directly shut down his brain.

"Hahaha," he reacted, stretched out his hand through the iron railing and patted Liang Guofu on the shoulder, "I didn't expect that uncle also likes Picasso!"

Liang Guofu looked disgusted.

"You young people's things, I can't understand."

He paused after he said it, and added, "But I will respect it."

Shanghai's traffic is like a blocked toilet, and the traffic is like water flow, but no matter how you flush, the shit blocking the front can only flow into the sewer in granules little by little.

Song Wen and Liang Guofu chatted casually like this.

From the conversation, I learned that Liang Guofu's daughter used to be a spirited little sister, who didn't listen to her parents' discipline at all. She recognized a bunch of brothers and sisters outside, skipped classes every day and fooled around outside.

Liang Guofu and his wife scolded and beat their daughter. Once, they locked their daughter in a room for a month.

As a result, his daughter jumped directly from the second floor.

When Liang Guofu came back from outside limping early the next morning, he realized that his daughter had been surfing the Internet all night with a broken bone.

From then on, Liang Guofu and his wife knew that their daughter was completely hopeless.

But after all, she was their own flesh and blood. Every day, watching his well-behaved daughter become more and more rebellious, dyeing her hair in various colors and smoking cigarettes, Liang Guofu almost went to the ICU several times after working the night shift.

Until one day, he suddenly found that his daughter had changed.

At first, she just stopped going out to fool around.

Later, she dyed her hair back to black.

Finally, she quit smoking.

The neon lights on the viaduct shone on Liang Guofu's face. The corners of the eyes of this middle-aged man had drooped slightly, and he was full of fatigue, but his eyes were sparkling.

"My daughter said that friends are more valuable than quantity. Hei Chu has enemies all over the world, but his teammates have always firmly supported him. She has also seen through the world and knows that her previous friends are just drinking buddies."

"My daughter said that because Hei Chu, who is so sad, doesn't dye his hair, she doesn't dye her hair either."

"My daughter said that Hei Chu is different from the gangsters she knew before. Smoking can't make others afraid of you. Only when you are truly strong and capable will others respect you, so she quit smoking."

Song Wen listened to Liang Guofu's story, his nose was a little sour, and he couldn't help but interrupt:

"Uncle, I want to ask you something."

"Are you sure your daughter is a fan of me?"