Chapter 192 Do You Have Any Wishes? Song Wen: I Hope Uzbekistan

Chapter 192 Do you have any wishes? Song Wen: I hope Uzi...

June 8, 2017.

Sunny weather.

Watching the show in the dog pen.

Brother Wen said: "Establish a mind for heaven and earth, establish a life for the people, inherit the unique knowledge of the past saints, and create peace for all generations."

-Excerpt from "The Childhood Diary of Contemporary Criminal Investigation Master Xu Ba'an."

When the crystal tears passed across the black mole.

The salty taste soaked Uzi's heart.

At this moment, even the priests Imp and Black could no longer cover up the glory of God.

In the commentary booth, Wushuang looked at Uzi who was slumped in the chair and cried, and he was so tired that he trembled when he urinated.

"Uh...Uzi, is there something wrong with your body...or...did you cry because of being beaten..."

Miller also said:

"It seems that Uzi is really under a lot of pressure..."

The Weibo entry # Uzi was beaten to tears # instantly became the most popular!

In the major live broadcast rooms, the barrage was completely blown up.

[No, my god was really beaten to tears? ]

[I feel sorry for Xiaogou, woo woo woo. ]

[The strength of the two priests is so terrifying! ]

[What are Xiaoming and Xiaohu doing? Uzi is crying, why are they still sitting there? ]

[Xiaohu is really arrogant now. Uzi is crying, but Xiaohu doesn't cry with him. ]

[No, what are you doing? Feed! ]

[At this time, I have to take out the memory photos I have collected for many years. Pictures, JPG. ]

[Where is Gou Batu! ]

[What is Hei Chu doing? Hei Chu, feed! ]

Song Wen seemed to have seen the barrage, and in front of the camera, he leisurely picked up the milk and sucked it.

The RNG staff had already caught up from behind.

Perhaps because the last half-time feeding incident had a great impact, this time it was a male staff member who came up.

But the ability of male staff is obviously not as good as that of women. After communicating for more than ten minutes, Uzi did not mean to stop crying at all.

After waiting for nearly half an hour, when everyone's patience had begun to wear out, Miller, the commentator, received the news from the director.

He looked surprised and said awkwardly:

"Uh... audience friends, I'm very sorry to tell you that RNG's ADC player Uzi, due to physical reasons, can't continue the game, so RNG chose to voluntarily give up and give up this game."

As soon as this was said, the whole venue booed.

Uzi even directly started a group in the commentary booth and teased:

"Ah, that's really a pity. It feels really a pity that such a thing happened in the opening game of the summer season... By the way, Uzi is not also suffering from stomach cramps, right?"

In the live broadcast room, Uzi's exit directly exploded the netizens.

[Oh no, Uzi is really going to be beaten to retirement by the hackers! ]

[This is really embarrassing, Uzi might as well just retire. 】

[Blackout is too much, targeting me like this, I suggest to increase the intensity! 】

[More intensity is needed, aren't you afraid that Uzi's red temperature explosion will directly blow up the entire Eurasian continent. 】

[Self-destruction infantry, Uzi. 】

[Damn, what is RNG doing, feed Uzi milk! 】

[Learn to blackout, won't it be better after drinking milk? 】

No one expected that the first opening game of the summer season would end in such a farce.

Amid the curses of "Fuck your mother, return the money", the Snake team won their first game of the summer season.

——

Song Wen had just returned to the lounge and was called back to the stage before he had time to take out his mobile phone.

This year's spring season was held in Nanjing Olympic Sports Center. A special interview room was set up in the venue, so when the players were interviewed, there were only staff on the scene.

The interview time will also be after the game, giving the players a certain amount of rest time.

However, the venue of the summer season was changed to Shanghai Zhengda Plaza.

The interview location was directly changed to the secondary stage, and the interview was conducted directly in front of all the audience.

In order not to let the audience wait too long, the interview time was also advanced.

Yu Shuang was already standing in front of the camera at this time.

"Friends in the audience, friends in the live broadcast, welcome back. So today's post-match interview session, we also invited the top player black of the snake team! I believe that many friends are like me. After every game of the snake team, the most anticipated interview is the interview with black! Let's welcome black player!"

The humble young man Song Wen walked onto the stage gracefully amid the cheers of the audience.

"Hello, dear fans and friends, I am the top player of the snake team, black!"

Song Wen was greeted by a warm cheer.

Compared with being interviewed in a closed interview, Song Wen had to admit that he was indeed somewhat infected in front of so many audiences.

So much so that there seemed to be a primitive force in his body that was about to be suppressed.

Yu Shuang smiled sweetly and nodded at Song Wen.

"Black, first of all, congratulations on winning the first game of the summer season opening match. What do you think is the main reason for the Snake team's victory today?"

Faced with Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen smiled.

"I think the main reason is that the ADC on the opposite side is too weak."

As soon as this sentence came out, there was a series of cheers and boos from the audience.

The eldest brother sitting in the front row shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Hei c...Brother, are you exhausted? You have already said the same thing again!"

"That's right!"

Facing the audience's doubts, Song Wen nodded without changing his expression.

"It seems that this old man is indeed my true fan. I did say this when I debuted in the game for the first time. You can understand this sentence as a call back that spans half a season. You can think of it as me not forgetting my original intention.”

After finishing speaking, Song Wen also seemed a little embarrassed and added:

"The main thing is that he seems to have become more stupid again, and I really can't help it."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage also started to quarrel.

[It’s hard to hold on, but God never forgets his original intention. 】

[You’re just talking about a talk show, and you’re calling back? ! 】

[The black out is really out, Uzi is already crying, what else do you want. 】

[That is, if you have to spare others, please spare them. What? Is Uzi a puppy? Oh, that's okay. 】

Yu Shuang didn't expect that Song Wen would interact directly with the audience. In order to prevent Song Wen from doing something too scary, such as fighting with black fans during the live broadcast - after all, Yu Shuangjue's Song Wen could really do such a thing. The man quickly changed the subject and asked:

"Today's game actually had a little accident, but overall, it was still a very enjoyable game to watch. So, player balck, what do you think is the scene that impressed you the most in today's game?"

Song Wen was very satisfied with Yu Shuang's question.

This is the quality of the old woman...the old host. The questions she asks can always touch his itch.

"The most profound impression must be the Tears of God."

Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment: "Are you talking about the equipment Tears of the Goddess?"

"No, I'm talking about the players' tears of God. Uzi's tears moved me so much that I almost cried with him. But I haven't cried since I was eighteen. After all, adults generally Won’t cry.”

Yu Shuang smiled awkwardly and continued:

"It is indeed a pity that Uzi player had to withdraw from the competition early due to physical reasons."

"This is my fault," Song Wen interrupted Yu Shuang seriously, "I heard that Uzi also had stomach cramps. I should have warned him earlier."

Hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang was a little surprised and said doubtfully:

"Um, I remember player black also had stomach cramps during MSI, so did he have any good advice that he forgot to give to Uzi?"

"Yes."

Song Wen looked solemn and nodded.

"I do have an unshirkable responsibility for making Uzi cry...I mean, Uzi had stomach cramps. Here I want to confess my lies in front of all the viewers."

Seeing Song Wen's expression, Yu Shuang swallowed subconsciously.

"What lie?"

Song Wen sighed.

"Actually, I have never used Johnson & Johnson baby shower gel for adults and babies. I have always used soap to bathe because Johnson & Johnson can cause cancer. Everyone should still remember my late-night story. Uzi bought two bottles of Johnson & Johnson and told He wants one bottle for bathing and one for drinking. I should have stopped him earlier and just let him take a bath. How can he drink this? It’s so confusing!”

The corner of Yu Shuang's mouth twitched, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Song Wen continue to say:

“Of course, I can also understand Uzi’s mood. After all, as we all know, Uzi and I are both bathing buddies and breast feeding buddies. I can understand Uzi’s milk addiction, so I want to recommend a product to Uzi that I have always liked. The milk powder I’m drinking is Aita Medicole Milk Powder. This milk powder is not only rich in nutrients, but most importantly, it can also open blind boxes. If you can get live protein, it will be a huge profit.”

"The reason why I carry milk powder all year round during competitions is because drinking milk warmed at 45 degrees Celsius can relieve the damage of milk addiction and stomach cramps to a great extent. I also hope that the RNG club can follow the people-oriented thinking and I can prepare milk for Uzi players in future competitions.”

Although Uzi's influence has become smaller and smaller now, and Song Wen's fans have grown more and more, Song Wen's abstract speech still made Yu Shuang couldn't help but tremble in his legs, and he seized the opportunity to quickly ask :

"The summer split has just begun. Snake has already won the spring split and the MSI championship. So do you have any new goals now?"

After hearing Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen thought for a while and said:

"My goal is very simple, first to defeat RNG, then to defeat EDG, JDG..."

Song Wen paused for a moment, thinking and counting on his fingers.

"Then there's JDG..."

Seeing Song Wen about to count, Yu Shuang quickly said:

"Does Sanke have any ambitious goals, such as the World Championships?"

"Oh, if you want to say this, I would rather enter the World Championship and compete with the KT team in the LCK."

After hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang's eyes lit up.

Finally, I got some nutritious words from the mouth of Picasso’s great disciple.

The KT team's lineup this year can be said to be extremely luxurious, with top laner Smeb, jungler Score, mid laner Fat General, ADC Mr. Dai, and assistant mata.

When the team was formed, it was called Galaxy Battleship of LCK.

Judging from the performance of the entire spring split, KT's performance is still good, making it all the way to the finals of the LCK Spring Split.

Although they were swept by SKT in the end.

It can be said that the players on the KT team are all star players. Song Wenyou wanted to challenge KT. This was normal after Yu Shuang saw it, so he said:

"Is it because there are players in the KT team that black players admire more?"

"Appreciate it?" Song Wen was a little surprised, glanced at Yu Shuang, and shook his head, "No, I just want to beat them, especially the bottom lane of deft and mata. I hope KT can work hard and not even end up in the World Championship. If I can’t get in, I’ll be very disappointed.”

Song Wen's words were like thunder on the ground, and there was a burst of cheers in the venue.

And the live broadcast room also exploded instantly.

【I’m rough! Why does the hacker have a new target? 】

[mata: I no longer support Uzi, why are you still looking for me? 】

[deft: I have already left EDG, and you are still looking for me? 】

[Blackout: Everyone related to Uzi EDG must die! 】

[pawn: Shall I leave? 】

[To be honest, Heide is a bit off-kilter, isn’t Heide? This group is acting inexplicably. Mata doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Heide, right? 】

[The summer split has just begun, why are we already in the LCK? The rules for blackouts are really wide. 】

Yu Shuang, who was standing next to Song Wen, was also stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked:

"Why is this?"

Song Wen didn't even think about it and said directly: "Because I think Imp is better than Deft. When Samsung White's bottom lane couldn't beat Samsung Blue's bottom lane, it wasn't because Imp was bad, but because there was something wrong with Mata's thinking. I will Tell mata and deft who is the second ADC in the world!"

Seeing Yu Shuang's dumbfounded look, Song Wen smiled shyly:

"Of course I admit that I am a bit boastful. The second ADC in the world should be Uzi. Then he will be the third in the world."

Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment: "Who is number one in the world?"

Song Wen opened his mouth in surprise, with a look of shock on his face.

"Uzi is already the second ADC in the world, how can there be the world's No. 1 ADC in this world?!"

Imp, who was standing in the employee passage, was moved to tears and muttered:

"Wow! Wen Guo! From now on, labor and management will have bad luck!"

He burst into tears, stretched out his hand to wipe his nose, and wiped it on Zhi Zhi's butt.

Tabe also looked emotional.

This is Brother Wen.

When he first joined the Snake Team, Brother Wen also helped him stand out in this way, and his positive force was as strong as the others.

Tabe knows that, like him, if ethics and morals were not still binding everyone, Brother Wen would no longer be Brother Wen, but Father Wen.

He turned his head and glanced at Uncle Wu and the three children behind him.

"Uncle Wu, take the children to the front, they are about to appear."

Uncle Wu was too nervous, his facial features were tense, and he looked a little serious and scary.

However, Tabe and others have been with Uncle Wu for a long time, and they know that this old man who is over sixty years old has a kind heart that is completely different from his appearance. After being together for a long time, they feel that Uncle Wu is a bit cute in contrast.

After hearing Tabe's words, Uncle Wu nodded and walked to the front hand in hand with the three children.

At this time, Yu Shuang's voice also sounded on the stage.

"Actually, today is not only the opening game of our summer split, but it is also a special day."

She paused, deliberately showing off.

"Today is actually the birthday of our black player!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the background music reminded her of Happy Birthday. Uncle Wu came onto the stage with his three children and all the players from the Snake Team.

Song Wen turned his head and glanced.

He didn't hold back for a moment, with an expression like "old man, subway, mobile phone" on his face, and his embarrassed toes almost knocked him out of the three rooms and one hall on the stage.

It is not unprecedented for the LPL to celebrate birthdays of star players.

Every time Song Wen saw this kind of scene in the live broadcast before, he couldn't help but feel numb and embarrassed for the clown who was insulted in public.

Unexpectedly, the clown's hat was actually put on his head today!

Yu Shuang beside her was still talking affectionately:

"The ones who walked onto the stage were Uncle Wu, the director of Qidian Home, and the three children from Qidian Home."

"Perhaps the audience doesn't know where the starting point home is. In the words of the black player, it is the starting point of everything, the place where dreams set sail. It is where he grew up and is the only destination now."

When Yu Shuang said this, everyone reacted.

"Fans who are familiar with black know that black has a special background. In fact, black himself may not know his real birthday. But in Qidian Home, most children have a common birthday, which is today. When Qidian Home was in the most difficult time, Uncle Wu would gather all the children together to celebrate a birthday. Today, although black has left Qidian Home, just as black will never forget his home, Qidian Home will not forget black. They still came to the scene and celebrated black's birthday with him as they did when they were young."

Song Wen saw Zhu Kai blinking at him, and he understood at this time. No wonder these three little brats could come to Shanghai by themselves.

It turned out that they were all playing tricks behind the scenes. He really didn't expect that with Uncle Wu's temperament, he would agree to Zhu Kai's request.

The audience was a little involved in Yu Shuang's touching tone, but when they saw the cake pushed out by the Snake Team, they instantly felt like they were in Bengbu again.

The director gave a big close-up of the cake.

And it was accompanied by Yu Shuang's commentary.

"We also saw that Black's birthday cake was also very design-conscious. On the top, two of Black's signature characters, Jayce and Rambo, were made of chocolate!"

In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens were stunned instantly.

[Hahaha, I'm so stupid! The Snake team really has no fucking normal people. ]

[Red Wen Shockwave Cake, I would like to call it the best! ]

[Okay, okay, you should let Uzi feel involved in your birthday, right? ]

[Damn, other people's birthdays are all about touching and sensationalism, but Black's birthday is about abstraction, right? ]

[Damn, since it's your birthday today and there are elders here, I won't call you out, and can only call you Black God. ]

In the live broadcast screen, facing Yu Shuang's interview, Uncle Wu seemed a little embarrassed.

He patted Song Wen's shoulder stiffly, and like many elders, he finished a short sentence in a templated and not very fluent way.

"Come on, but don't be proud and complacent."

Some people in the audience were already making noises.

"Uncle Wu! We are all fans of Black C! Thank you for teaching such a great Black C!"

"Uncle Wu, where is Qidian Home? Our fan club would like to do our best."

Hearing the audience's calls, Yu Shuang smiled and said:

"As far as I know, Black also returned to Qidian Home during the off-season and donated a 3 million yuan donation to Qidian Home."

Zhu Kai nodded and added at the right time: "This is all Black's wealth. He bought a standing ticket when he came back."

Yu Shuang squatted down and handed the microphone to Xu Ba'an.

"Little boy, what's your name?"

"My name is Xu Ba'an."

"I watched the big brother's game today. What do you think?"

"I want to be as good as Brother Wen in the future and become Xu Chu like Hei Chu!"

Xu Ba'an's innocent words made the audience laugh.

Then, under the gaze of everyone, Zhu Kai personally lit a candle for Song Wen.

"Black, make a wish."

Song Wen pretended to make a wish, and then heard Yu Shuang half-jokingly ask:

"Can I ask what Black made a wish?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, and happened to see Xu Ba'an on the side.

"My wish is... to establish a heart for heaven and earth, to establish a life for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the past sages, and to open peace for all eternity."

The audience in the audience couldn't help shouting.

"It's not Black C... God! So many people are here, you are still playing awkwardly, right!"

"That's right, if you don't have anything to do, just perform a lighter bite!"

Facing the crowd's booing, Song Wen smiled.

"I was really joking..."

He seemed a little moved, and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Thank you for your blessings, to be honest, I am very satisfied. If I must say what I want to wish for..."

Song Wen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, his face full of emotion.

"I hope Uzi can sing a happy birthday song for me."

On this day, some people celebrated their birthdays in the center of the stage with thousands of people.

Some people were searching for the same milk powder in the corner with tears in their eyes.