Chapter 589 John Wick: Heaven and Hell

Cowboy is very busy, no, Tony Stark is very busy, busy building models with Jarvis, studying materials, and rehearsing the scripts for Avengers 2, 3, and 4.

Hmm. He was even thinking about whether he should create an actor Ultron to fight against the fake game.

"The optimization of this production line has been completed, but I haven't done too much in-depth research on the mysterious concepts for the time being. I can only rely on you and those puppets."

"Scientific and technical director Mr. Tony Stark visited the Zhetian Chamber of Commerce's magic weapon production workshop to promote the coordinated improvement of output and quality, improve production efficiency, and alleviate the market demand in Zhutian City."

——The special version for the office and publicity departments is recorded like this.

"What was this thing written for?" Tony Stark pointed and asked in confusion.

"It is used for internal newspaper publicity to stimulate the enthusiasm and creativity of monk employees." Ma Xianhong scratched his armpit twice, and his mental state improved a little:

"The weapon refining monks of the Chamber of Commerce are not just me and Wei Gong, and a certain Heavenly Emperor thinks this version of Ruhua is good and plans to introduce it to Heavenly Court, so it is still in the debugging stage."

Well, Stark feels like he doesn't understand very well, but he hopes that the Emperor of Heaven will not be introduced to Heaven.

When I think about waking up in heaven after snapping my fingers, making a cup of coffee, opening the Doomsday Horn Daily in Heaven and hearing this kind of news, I will probably feel weird all day long.

Tony Stark shrugged, clicked the reward, and came to his shop.

"what fuck"

He took off his sunglasses and squinted his eyes, wondering if he had seen it wrong.

Shield Man in a red, white and blue uniform with bright stars, Spider-Man in red and blue tights, and a double-blade bitch in a red and black uniform.

"I thought Iron Man was here, but it turns out it's just a disguised armor. It doesn't have Jarvis, but its performance is pretty good." The shield man asked Ge Xiaolun, "If it's cheaper, I'll take it back and play role-playing games." Just right."

If you look closely, you can see that the shield man's butt is not raised.

Tony Stark looked away from the opponent's butt, patted his chest and let out a breath.

"If you like it, buy it or not. If you don't buy it, you are a fool." Ge Xiaolun lay on the chair, flipping through the latest issue of Playboy that Stark brought him, and said without raising his head:

"This price is already very low. If you are a true fan and can't accept this price, then I'm sorry for running a small business."

"What's your attitude? How do you do business like this? Tsk, you bastard, hurry up and collect the money." The shield man glanced at the magazine in Ge Xiaolun's hand with disdain, but suddenly found his companion "Deadpool" squatting next to Ge Xiaolun.

"I've seen this issue. The cover girl had a flash marriage with a rich sugar daddy, and was photographed checking into a room with her ex-husband in the Empire State Building." Deadpool swallowed and said, "Later, on the dark web, someone posted a copy of a thousand The $10,000 commission made her disappear.”

"Why do you know so well?" Ge Xiaolun looked aside.

"Because I took the order." Deadpool turned to the next page attentively, while waving his hands to drive away the other two companions: "It's so hot, I want to find a Hehuan Sect to practice."

"Contact me another day. I hope you don't die in the bellies of those demon girls." Six giant tarantula spears grew out of Spider-Man's back, and spider silk spun out from his belly button and left with the Shield Man.

Seeing this scene, Stark put on his sunglasses again and shook his head helplessly, but he was secretly grateful.

It doesn't matter whether he does this business or not, he is not short of money anyway, but at least it can prove that Ge Xiaolun's sexual orientation is normal.

The stone hanging in Tony Stark's heart was finally put down. As soon as he walked into the store, Deadpool raised his head and glanced at him, then lowered his head for a moment.

"Tony. Big piece of shit?" Deadpool suddenly looked at Stark, his tone full of surprise: "Wait, are you really here?!"

Stark raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm Donnie Carrot. Do you want an autograph?"

"Then I am Green Lantern. Do you want to see my lantern ring?!" Deadpool jumped up and pointed to his crotch.

Although Stark has yet to meet the real Deadpool, he can already feel a sense of nonsensical madness from this cosplay enthusiast.

"Listen man, it's just that they look alike"

Before Stark could finish his words, he paused suddenly.

Very close at hand, the other party took off the black and red leather mask, revealing a face full of scars.

"The green light shines forever." The man poked Stark's chest: "Are you a Hollywood actor or am I a Green Lantern? Huh? Which universe are you from, buddy?"

Damn it

I really went into the Animation and Film Exhibition.

"Wait a minute, brother, where's that fun thing on your chest?" Deadpool's poking gesture changed to rubbing, and Tony Stark, who was already a little nervous, slapped his hand open.

"Ouch!!"

He shook his broken hand.

"I'm really Robert Downey Jr."

"Why did you choose a Hollywood actor in this graphic novel?! Damn, you are so strong."

convex

Deadpool made an international greeting gesture, then reset his hand with a click: "You swear?"

"I swear to God, I'm really Robert Downey Jr."

Tony Stark felt that after he returned, he must immediately research anti-Deadpool armor.

"Donnie, give me two suits of armor."

Su Lin walked into the store, hugged two sets and walked out: "I saw that fat sheep from DC, take two sets to make some extra money."

Looking at Su Lin's leaving figure, an iron plate with [Wade Winston Wilson] written on it suddenly obscured his sight.

"Do you want to add your contact information? Come to my place another day, you COS shit, and let's play an Avengers Civil War." Deadpool said.

Stark: "."

"Brother, I still have to do business."

Su Lin said to Fang Zheng who was following him: "Wouldn't it be nice to sit in the elegant room under the ancient tea tree of Enlightenment and practice?"

"That's right, doesn't it smell good?" Human Skin Jing asked.

Fang was expressionless, but his eyes were like those of a dead person.

The effect of the Human Skin Sutra is still normal, except for occasionally running out of his arms, hitting the passing wild ghosts with a set of Vajra Seal of Subduing Demons, kicking the legs of the God of Wind a few times, and unconsciously repeating other people's words.

over! Complete! just! often!

"Can't find anyone." Su Lin scratched his head, feeling a little regretful.

"Brother Fang Yuanlao, don't you explain it?" Fang Zheng grabbed the squirming human skin and held it up in front of Su Lin: "What's going on?"

Su Lin observed carefully: "Did you take a bath in the Japanese sea? Brother, you have radiation."

Human Skin Sutra: "There is radiation!"

God is so radiant.

To what extent did I have to be so stupid that night that I dared to touch him?

"I won't tease you anymore, it's boring." Su Lin pointed at the human skin sutra, preparing to take back the remaining power of the law on it: "I told you not to panic."

"Wait. Can you just shut up?" Fang Zheng said.

As long as Fang Zheng used it to derive the techniques, this human skin sutra can be used. It feels quite capable and can work wonders when necessary.

"There are quite a lot of requirements." Su Lin said.

Human Skin Sutra: "Yes, there are quite a lot of requirements."

Fang Zheng: "Please restore it to its original state, thank you."

The horrified Fang Zheng took the human skin sutra that had returned to normal and wiped his sweat. At this time, a well-dressed female monk wearing a silver visor came in front of him.

"This fellow Taoist, the Yinglong Tower in Zhutian City has wonderful products from all realms."

The female monk held a tray and opened the red cloth covering it, revealing a purple-red pearl: "If you don't give up, I can give this trial medicine to you. It is the reversal of yin and yang to make up for the three souls and seven souls." The treasure medicine can be used even if the soul is missing, but the effect is not as strong as the complete one. "

Fang Zheng frowned, feeling that the other party knew that he was looking for such a thing and came here deliberately.

Was it because he took out the human skin scripture in public and was exposed?

"I am Gu Yue Fangzheng."

"Hello, fellow Taoist Gu Yue."

The female cultivator handed over the elixir for trial, her smile unabated.

But several guests who were watching the excitement heard the conversation and looked at Fang Zheng with strange expressions.

The open pedestal is full of rocks in the wind, and the flower pond is filled with rain and spring water. At this time, a Yunyue teahouse was opened near the Wudao tea tree.

Zhongli put down the tea cup, and the fragrance of freshly picked Enlightenment Tea filled the quiet space with its mysterious Taoist rhyme.

"Isn't Miss Irena with you?" Zhongli asked.

Su Lin stopped Mandrill, who had put down several secret books of martial arts, pointed at Zhongli, who had dragon horns on his head and wore a mysterious robe with gold silk edges, and asked seriously: "Little brother, please wait a moment, are you willing to admit that you are the king of gold?" The god Morax is unparalleled in beauty?"

Mandrill looked at Zhongli and stopped talking.

"Just now, the envoy from Yinglong Pagoda came here and presented Longyi, so I gave him a few leaves of Enlightenment Tea and a box of Immortal Realm Treasure Tea as a reward." Zhongli pushed a tea cup and said with a smile:

"The dragon energy on this object contains a ray of power from the stars in the sky, which is exactly what I need to break through, so I accepted it."

"The image you see is also the change brought about by wearing this dragon robe. As long as you take it off, you can return to normal."

"They seem to be here for publicity. They invited me, fellow Taoist Bai and others to visit each other's Yinglong Pagoda when they have time."

Su Lin heard this and said in surprise: "Is there such a good thing?"

As expected of Zhutian City, there is such a conscientious enterprise with unique vision, which knows how to seize high-quality customers.

But why didn't anyone come to give him anything?

Three melons and two dates are not too little, and Dao fruit purple energy is not too much. I am sending something to him, Mr. Su.

"Weird."

Su Lin shook his head and planned to go shopping with the dividends and Zhutian City currency obtained from business in a while, so as to enrich his God's treasure house.

"What are these secret books for?" Su Lin curiously picked up several books on the table.

"The Catastrophic Star", "The Art of Yin and Yang", "The Battle of Integrity and Honesty".

"I exchanged some immortal magic from the immortal gods of Journey to the West through transactions, and selected a few books for my juniors to practice." Zhongli replied with a smile in his eyes:

"I haven't been back to Liyue for a long time. This is a gift prepared for Liu Yun, Xiao Ping'er, their disciples, and the child Hu Tao."

"The Seven Stars have only prepared some spells and grain seeds for the immortal boat. They control the power of the earthly kingdom. It is not suitable to practice complete immortal spells to prevent the ascending channel from being blocked and the power to be solidified. If they perform their duties and make achievements during their reign, they will After they abdicate, they will be transferred to Liyue Immortal Court to take up other positions."

"As for the exorcism family, they have set up a moral tradition and a strict inheritance mechanism. They are not allowed to use magic to obtain worldly fame and fortune. If there are outstanding people, they can also refer to the treatment of the Seven Stars."

"In this way, even if there is any crisis in the future, Liyue will be able to deal with it without any immortal management or help."

Zhongli drank tea to soothe his throat, while Su Lin fell into a sluggish state.

It sounds like there is nothing wrong with it.

But are you sure you are not upgrading the soft and hard power of the entire Liyue?

What about the guidance after abdication? Is this the system of ascending to the gods?

I am afraid that some yellow-haired man will return to Liyue one day and find that this place has gradually become a style like "Liyue Knight-errant", "Liyue Qixia Zhuan", and "Sword Immortal Love: Liyue Enmity Record".

Su Lin was too lazy to ask the other party how to prevent people from going astray, after all, "the emperor must have his deep meaning in doing this".

"Reliable head of the family, I will dig Keqing over when the time comes."

Su Lin smiled: "Let Yuhengxing from the heaven come down to earth to experience the tribulation and vacate the position tomorrow."

"When you went on a blind date last time, maybe I should have asked Yuhengxing to come and help you out." Zhongli Liujin's eyes were briefly obscured by the smoke on the table, but from the arc of his mouth, it was obvious that he was joking.

"Then I'll just go on a blind date with Aqing, hahaha." Su Lin slowly lost his smile. He supported his head with one hand and said to himself, "It just so happens that she likes to work, and now I'm also working."

Is there any way to dig Changshou Aiqing directly over?

Adam, Jesus, Lucifer, and Michael and Gabriel are still missing. Although they are not from the same world, maybe they can help manage the paradise created by their future experiments in creation by crowdfunding?

Tianyi Sect is also easy to deal with. Give disciples online classes through the photo stone?

Think about it carefully. If all is implemented, the future is still quite bright.

Su Lin gradually collapsed on the bench like a puddle of mud: "Too troublesome."

Anyway, it's all his territory, so he might as well bring them all to his hometown. Uh, forget it, it seems that this scene is a bit strange.

Su Lin drank tea and chatted in the group. I don't know if it's because this teahouse has just opened, there are not many customers.

Of course, there may not be many rich guys who can afford this 10 times premium enlightenment tea.

"I'm so tired, brother John, why don't we just have some tea here?"

A greasy-haired man in a riveted leather jacket at the door called out to the other side whose vision was blocked: "Look how tired Dongqing is. Although I haven't heard the news, I have worked hard even if I haven't made any contributions, right?"

"What kind of hard work is worth this price? Why don't you go to the Phoenix Tower and buy a lottery ticket?" A familiar voice came.

John Constantine took an unlit cigarette and glanced inside, his depressed blue eyes revealed a sense of fatigue: "I can smoke a cigarette here"

He and Su Lin looked at each other for a moment, and the next second, he walked straight in.

"Fuck you"

Constantine originally wanted to curse, but when he saw the other party took out a long tube with a third-level radioactive mark, he shuddered immediately.

He remembered that the other party said that they were all blessed.

"Are you here to buy this?"

Su Lin tapped with his index finger, ignoring the other party's green face: "Clearance sale, help you make an atomic bomb."

Constantine rubbed his eyes until his other hand crushed the cigarette, and the tobacco and cigarette paper fell to the ground, and he calmed down.

"Because of the weapons you sold me," he came to Su Lin and slammed the table, saying, "I am being hunted by hell 24 hours a day!"

"The holy light power attached to those things can't even kill a monster in the foundation-building period. At most, they are some magic-breaking magic against demons and spiritual special attacks against evil spirits."

Su Lin looked up and down at the man who smelled of smoke, sweat and demon blood:

"I only added holy light and prayer, nothing else. What does it have to do with me that you are being hunted by hell? Aren't you always being hunted?"

"Or did someone kill your dog?"

In fact, even holy light was not added at the beginning. After all, during the study abroad, I went to the nominal church to soak the weapons with holy water to comfort my religious Italian roommate.

A gospel Bible was thrown in, and after prayer, with the good wishes of hoping that the dead souls under the gun would fly to heaven, the mass-produced consecrated weapons were produced.

That is, a psychological placebo. After all, there is no heaven over there.

"Listen, I use your weapon to send a demon to heaven!" Constantine said.

Su Lin: "The pastor can send a devil to heaven by using the Bible to pray for salvation."

Can his weapons do that?

Maybe, after all, he used the words of salvation in the Bible, and if the door password is universal, it may be useful.

"Yes, that's right." Constantine looked at Su Lin and nodded: "But this demon has become an angel and flew from hell to heaven."

"What a hell joke." Su Lin laughed: "Did you attack the soul of that demon directly? Which stupid demon would put his soul in a place that can be shot by human weapons."

"Today is the second day, the second day will listen to the sutra, and I have to go back to the Great Leiyin Temple to listen to the Buddha's lecture."

Su Lin stood up and walked out, but his wrist was grabbed by Constantine.

"Master Kang, what does this mean?"

"Gabriel is also leading a group of half-angels to capture me."

"What does that have to do with me?"