Chapter 585 Great Wish Heavenly Emperor
The fire is a mixture of Dao fire, Bagua fire, strange fire, and natural gas. The crispy water is made of Tianzhu Ling sucrose and the tribute vinegar of Tianting Kitchen King, and a little bit of the crispy influence of painful Tiandao is mixed in.
I just didn't expect that Zhu Bajie was really not lying, and Zhutian City really wouldn't kill anyone.
Su Lin originally planned to become the breaker of this law, but Xiao Yan, Lu Mingfei and others said that they did not want to eat more grilled chicken wings or grilled tentacles, so they had to give up.
"Listen to my teacher's advice. The body of a pig is nothing more than a stinky skin. All actions are impermanent. Nirvana is bliss. Wouldn't it be good for your obedient spirit to leave your body and ferry you to the paradise of bliss in the west?"
Su Lin pointed to the group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas outside and advised:
"Everyone is here, you have to set an example, otherwise the heaven and the underworld will think that our Lingshan can't even afford a treat."
Zhu Bajie rotates slowly with the nine-tooth rake, and each side is heated evenly.
The wild boar with a 100,000-year-old iron tree stuffed in its mouth saw his own person outside the door. Tears flowed from his scarlet eyes. His body wanted to struggle, but the immortal rope was firmly fixed on his body. Enter the soldiers.
Go against Tiangang!
This bald donkey and the other Zhu Bajie really want to eat him!
In the past, he was the only one who could eat people at Gaolaozhuang Barbeque Shop, and even Xuanzang would only save him. As a result, today he seemed to have walked through the eighteenth level of hell!
"Hmph, hum, hum -!"
He screamed sadly, reminding many beings from the oriental world of domestic animals being slaughtered during important festivals.
‘Help, it hurts like a pig! ! ! ’
Zhu Bajie's look for help did not bring him help. The Buddha in the World of Conquering Demons in Journey to the West remained motionless, not only because of Su Lin's behavior, but also because of the gods and Buddhas in the sky behind him.
"this"
It was a scene that was never expected, which made the momentum on the Buddhist side seem so inconspicuous.
‘Fortunately I didn’t follow him, otherwise it would have turned into grilled fish now. ’ Sha Wujing hid himself among the Buddhas and took a few steps back.
Apart from Zhu Bajie's wailing, there were only two slightly different golden cudgels that kept colliding, making violent noises, thumping sounds and golden light that disturbed the world, flying clouds and mist, hitting the sky.
The same yellow hair with gold hoops, golden eyes and fiery eyes; the same seventy-two transformations, a hairy face and a thunderous mouth.
"Take a stick from my old grandson!"
Colorful divine light gushed out from the golden cudgel in Meng Qi's hand, suddenly shining into the eyes of Sun Wukong opposite him, and all five senses were blocked for a moment.
Before he could respond, a huge force came from behind, knocking Sun Wukong to the ground.
"You don't respect Journey to the West. You haven't gone up to the heaven, you haven't gone down to the underworld, and you haven't gone to the Lingshan Mountain." Su Lin shook his head and gave the real and fake Monkey King a low score.
"Temporarily change the slapping to the Lingshan Mountain." Meng Qi swung his long stick, and the Tathagata palm swung out, suppressing Sun Wukong who had not lost his fighting power in the center of the hall.
Li Huowang walked out with nine skulls hanging around his neck.
Lu Mingfei also became the dashing third prince of the Dragon King with fluttering white clothes in his memory. He closed his eyes and felt the breeze blowing: "I'm back, I feel everything is back."
"If you play match-fixing, I will break your legs."
Su Lin waved his hand and walked out alone, looking at the Tathagata's golden body above his head. He raised the nine-ringed tin staff and said, "The poor monk doesn't like talking to people with his head raised."
Uh-huh!
Two hands were placed on Su Lin's arms.
"If you don't like raising your head, just talk normally~"
Under Su Lin's strange gaze, a fat monk grabbed Su Lin, turned to the Buddha and Bodhisattva at the gate and said, "Come in quickly, let's build a Buddhist team!"
Su Lin looked up again. The sky was bright and clear, and the thin clouds were gone. There was no Tathagata's golden body hanging in the starry sky.
Awesome.
Su Lin, whose spell casting was interrupted, looked at the fat monk in linen robes in front of him and hesitated to speak.
At his call, the crowd divided into two and poured in from the left and right sides of Su Lin and the fat monk.
"Monk, I am also a Buddhist, take one, take one!" A monk wrapped in tattered cassocks squeezed into the crowd holding a cattail leaf fan.
The fat monk chuckled, let go, and struck at the Golden Crow that was still hovering in the hall. Its shadow immediately fell down and flew into his body, turning into a big sun pattern on his chest.
Since then, the gate of Qiongqi Tower lost the influence of the Golden Crow, returned to normal, and gradually closed.
The fat monk greeted everyone very familiarly: "Hey, we are all old friends. It's a pleasure to meet you. Let me guess, this is Erlang Shen, this is Taibai Jinxing, this is Nezha, and this is Yue Lao. "
The fat monk continued to wander among the crowd, seeming to know every god well. He took out a string of beads containing huge Buddhist power from the bag, and distributed them in the eyes of other gods with different eyes.
"You're welcome. These are the Western Heaven Exorcist beads, which are our specialty from the Golden Wu Pagoda. The normal price is 9,999. Don't mind if I give them to you as a meeting gift."
He stopped in front of Lu Mingfei, who was holding a dragon-scaled sword, and smiled.
"The Third Prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Little White Dragon?"
"I am the Nordic Dragon King, and I am a Ding."
Lu Mingfei replied without changing his expression.
"It's a pleasure to meet you. Don't be polite as a greeting." The fat monk took Lu Mingfei's hand and shook it.
He didn't care at all about other people's wariness and gazes on him. He just let go of Lu Mingfei's hand and came to the hairless wild boar that was roasted until it turned golden.
"The poor monk is also hungry, why don't you sacrifice yourself?"
"Humph?! Humph!!!"
I have seen people killing donkeys often, but this is the first time I have seen people killing pigs.
Su Lin came to the fat monk with a playful smile. He looked like a mortal, with beads of sweat on his face due to the high temperature.
"Don't worry, I'll try to persuade him again."
The fat monk wiped his forehead with his monk's robe and continued to persuade: "I told you to find a master, but if you and the monkey end up like this, what will happen to me? Hey, be obedient. I'll make you a physical body out of lotus roots." ?”
"Yes, lotus root stew is also very delicious." Jigong poked the fat monk with a cattail leaf fan and reached out for the beads: "Old monk, where is mine?"
"Go, go, let's go"
The fat monk pushed him a few times and had no choice but to take out a string of Buddhist beads and give it to Jigong. Then he looked at the Buddhist temple of the Golden Crow Pagoda, which was holding a Buddhist gift, and said to the Dragon Subduing Arhat: "When you go back, you will achieve nirvana and explode the relics."
The Dragon Subduing Arhat pointed at himself with an innocent look.
bang bang
Su Lin patted the other party's shoulder and asked: "Master, what do you do?"
"Me? I am Tathagata Sakyamuni. I am usually responsible for saving all sentient beings and guiding others." The fat monk said with a smile: "Xuan Zang, where is your Tathagata? I will discuss something with him."
"You have something to say." Su Lin took a helpless breath.
I don't want to hit the smiling monk. The style of this guy changed too quickly when he first appeared. I can only say that he is worthy of being on the same level as Stephen Chow's radio waves.
The fat monk had been observing everyone from the corner of his eye since just now. He pulled Su Lin and asked in a low voice: "Have you finished your menstruation? I have something to ask Xuanzang for help."
Why do you ask this?
"What?" Su Lin asked.
"That's right, my disciple Xuanzang makes me angry when he talks about it." The fat monk considered it for a moment and said:
"There is something wrong with his thinking. Now, no matter how much I try to persuade him, he will not go to learn the scriptures even to death. Our land is now in chaos and the people are in dire straits, so we need a team whose existence, destiny, destiny, and luck are all right. The monks came to be Buddhist monks.”
"To put it simply, it's best to find someone in person."
Su Lin: "."
You're numb, are you still here?
The recent increase in the cost of obtaining medical supplies has led to a shortage of supplies for medical practitioners, right? !
"The disciples of the poor monk have all returned to the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty to return to secular life and get married."
Su Lin immediately turned around and shouted to Meng Qi: "Wukong, it's you! Isn't it?!"
Meng Qi touched his face, transforming himself from an ape with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth back to his normal appearance. He wore a golden hoop on his head and walked to Gu Xiaosang.
Meng Qi hugged Gu Xiaosang into his arms, without caring about the feelings of the singles around him, and said: "There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I am willing to she says"
Gu Xiaosang thought for a moment, then interrupted with a smile: "Are you talking to Miss Jiang?"
Meng Qi's remaining three words, 'I love you,' were stuck in his throat, and his smile visibly stiffened.
"I heard that you lost a sword in the world." Gu Xiaosang said, but his eyes inadvertently showed a little bit of disappointment: "Since my husband cares so much, I don't mind being younger."
‘Who told the secret? ! ’
Meng Qi looked at Su Lin, who was also confused. Then he looked at Li Huowang, who was shaking his head like a rattle.
suffered. cheated
Meng Qi heard the chuckle coming from his arms and tried his best to maintain a nonchalant expression.
The atmosphere in the surrounding air suddenly solidified, and many gods and gods felt a little depressed inexplicably, thinking of reasons to ask the Emperor for leave to go back.
These things.
Isn't that what they should hear?
"He is really brother Xiao Yan's friend." Xiao Xun'er came behind Xiao Yan, squinted her eyes and smiled: "They are all so attached to love and justice, Xun'er is relieved."
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No, I'm just eating a meal next to you.
Xiao Yan felt two different forces coming from the soft flesh of his left and right waist, forced a smile, and hugged Xiao Xiao in Cai Lin's arms.
"Xiao Xiao, daddy gives me a hug."
"Dad, how many more mothers do you want to find for Xiao Xiao?"
The little cotton-padded jacket is so heart-warming.
Xiao Yan gritted his teeth and turned his eyes unkindly to Su Pang Monk Tathagata.
There was a strange feeling in the fat monk's heart. He looked around and pinched his fingers. At that moment, he felt like a disaster was imminent.
"Keh Wu Neng is already married and starting a business." Su Lin looked at Shi Hao, trying to change the strange atmosphere at the scene.
Shi Hao flew to the sky and held Yun Xi, who was as gentle and peaceful as if she had been banished to the world, in his arms: "This is my wife."
"There are so many people, what are you doing..."
Yun Xi blushed with embarrassment, but couldn't push Shi Hao away, so she could only punch him in the chest with her fist.
Zhu Bajie's eyes on the nine-toothed rake became even redder. He stretched out his head and heard the sound of teeth rubbing against the 100,000-year-old iron tree in his mouth.
Shi Hao glanced at him, and the nine-tooth rake flew down from the grill, carrying the wild boar that was a little out of control and fell into a thunder pond.
"So are Wu Jing and Little Black Dragon."
Su Lin took off his cassock, changed into a Taoist robe, and said, "So you have come to the wrong person for this matter. Everyone has already broken the precepts and stopped being a monk. I also went to Taoism and the West to study abroad."
What is the situation with Buddhism in your world?
The fat monk Tathagata stopped holding the beads, nodded solemnly, and said, "In this case, it really won't work."
Su Lin smiled and nodded, and his favorable impression of this Tathagata with full emotional intelligence from Journey to the West: Conquering Demons World increased. Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also had to leave something behind.
"Wukong, open the Five Finger Mountain and send Mr. Sun away." Su Lin said.
"Wait a minute," the fat monk Tathagata pulled Su Lin, turned and smiled, and said:
"Xuanzang, they can't do it, but you can. You are not married, and you can come back to be a monk at any time. I can see that you have a deep Buddhist background."
The smile on Su Lin's face gradually subsided, but it did not disappear, but was transferred to the faces of some old people in the group.
Hōnglài Shan Hōyé sent a message: "Do you want to make dumplings happily with the three of you tonight?"
The old woman gave me a claw.
He waved to Taibai Jinxing.
"Taibai, help me send this Tathagata and the Buddhist from another world away."
Taibai Jinxing wiped the cold sweat from his head and stepped forward.
"Eh!? Taibai, why are you talking to Xuanzang? Let me see your Emperor of Heaven, see your Saint, this is a matter of cooperation between the two worlds!"
Fat Tathagata felt the powerful aura coming from this Taibai Jinxing, and still maintained that unremarkable face, not being able to tell that he was the leader of Buddhism at all.
"I don't agree." Su Lin's aura suddenly became lofty, and he looked back at him: "You can find another way."
Good opportunity.
Meng Qi seemed to have found a legitimate reason, and hurriedly let go of the witch who was still acting, and turned into a Taoist, his body fell into darkness, chaos, and showed the original state.
He looked at Tathagata and made a grand and distant voice: "I am not interested in this matter either."
The magic power condensed, and the Five Finger Mountain that suppressed the world rose from the ground. Among them, the unyielding Sun Wukong was sealed with all his magic power, and shrunk and fell into the hands of the other party.
What?
The chattering fat monk was stunned. This time, he let Taibai Jinxing and a group of immortals push him and the Buddhas out of the door that had opened a crack.
"Monk, I am not from their Lingshan. Don't push me. I haven't had a bite of hot roast pork yet."
"Forgive me."
A jade bottle flew out of Taibai Jinxing's waist and flew into the arms of Jidian monk.
The door of Qiongqi Pagoda closed. Jigong weighed the jade bottle, shook his head happily, and then ran to the fat monk Rulai and waved his palm-leaf fan.
"Buddha~ Why don't you go back?" He pointed at the pagoda door with a palm-leaf fan: "These leaders have spoken."
Hearing the words of this crazy monk, Rulai's face became peaceful and calm again. He was still the fat monk, but he had more Buddha nature and his temperament had changed.
"You, Daoji, promised to find a Sanzang for me last time. You haven't seen him for several years. Do you know that monks don't lie?" Rulai smiled.
"I asked, but the Sandalwood Merit Buddha didn't want to." Jigong glanced at the Qiongqi Pagoda with a wronged look on his face, and shrank his neck: "There's nothing I can do if he doesn't want to~."
Tathagata shook his head, his eyes flashing with wisdom and revealing a little complexity. He chanted Amitabha and auspicious clouds rose under his feet. He left with many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas with solemn expressions in the vast Buddha light.
But if you look closely, you can find that there is more sadness between his brows.
"The one who tied the bell must untie it, and you are the Buddha after all." Jigong shook the cattail leaf fan and laughed softly.
Swoosh——!
A ten thousand character seal was wrapped in the shadow of the golden crow, and it flew out of the Qiongqi Pagoda through a gap. At the same time, a rich meaty aroma came to his face.
Jigong swallowed hard and walked away disappointedly: "I can't do anything if they don't welcome me."
"Master." Taibai Jinxing leaned out and said, "Your Majesty, please come in."
Jigong's eyes lit up, and he returned the jade bottle stopper that Taibai Jinxing had just given him, and hurriedly rolled up his sleeves and walked inside.
Everything returned to calm again, leaving only many aliens watching outside the tower.
On a tower, Beiwu Zhenxian looked down from above and retracted his gaze, holding a Yinglong token in his left hand and walked into the void.
When he appeared again, he had come to the top of an endless ocean, but unlike ordinary oceans, countless stars were shining in this ocean, and the star mist was filled.
Countless huge stars were born from time to time, and sometimes they were sucked into the whirlpool on the bottom of the sea. Looking more carefully.
That was not a whirlpool, but different universes were rotating, engulfing endless starlight and being swallowed by a larger universe.
"The True Lords of the Ten Directions, the immortals of the Three Realms, all dressed in finery, descended to the Jade Heaven."
The True Immortal Beiwu slightly adjusted his clothes and bowed to one side: "Disciple Beiwu pays homage to the True Lord of Jade Heaven, concerning the things we need to revive the Emperor of the Universe and the matter of the City of the Heavens for our great wish."
A bright moon rose from the sea above the sea of stars.
A ray of extremely cold moonlight sprinkled on the True Immortal Beiwu, overshadowing the brilliance of the stars in the sky.
At 11 o'clock, the power was cut off for an hour, and the mobile phone was too slow