Chapter 1,109 Subtly Becoming the Eldest Lady of the Child’s Mother

In fact, I am a very calm person. I am a person who does not change color even when a mountain collapses in front of me. I am a person who can calmly finish a bowl of braised beef noodles in front of me and then get up to prepare lollipops when I hear that God is coming. You see, I was so calm that after hearing about what happened that year, I could keep my expression unchanged and argue with Lin Xue - even though the latter judged me that this was a late-stage symptom of brain stem woodenosis.

How should I put it? Based on the current situation of the world and the fact that our family has lived as humans on the earth for twenty years, I guessed from the beginning that something unplanned must have happened after my sister and I met in my previous life. thing. A void creature was "born" at the end of the old empire, but it didn't wake up until 70,000 years later. I've noticed the anomaly in it since I heard Alleria's story, and I've been concerned about it. I doubt it, but I've never thought about it.

Because in my opinion, it all happened in the previous life. Even if there is a connection, it has little to do with me. Even if I pursue the truth of that year, what is the point? Void creatures are inert, and most of the time I am too lazy to pay attention to things that have little impact on myself and my family: I feel that the events of my previous life have little impact on my family.

But her sister didn't think so. She persistently wanted to know what happened back then, and with Lin Xue's help, she succeeded easily. But to her, what happened back then didn't seem to be a good thing.

My sister is a very tolerant and generous person most of the time. But when it comes to certain things, she is very easy to get into trouble. She insists that she almost killed her brother back then - what do you think this is?

I was not her brother back then, and she was not my sister. I was me and not me, she was she, and not her. The logical relationship between this could at least kill a sociologist and logician in a football field if we could formulate an equation. Family, but my sister insists on taking advantage of this.

Fortunately, Lin Xue was there to make jokes and I was relieved. My sister finally looked away. Although it would take some distance to say she didn't care at all, at least she didn't show the kind of speechless and resentful expression like "Brother, I'm sorry for you."

"I just feel a little confused." My sister was still leaning on my shoulder. She seemed to like the sense of security it brought, even though our situation was always the other way around thirteen years ago, "Well. Just seeing you I felt really bad after the near-accident scene, you know how it goes. Even knowing that it was just a movie from 70,000 years ago. And I was from the perspective of a bystander, I felt really bad."

Actually, I understand how my sister feels. Sometimes when you read in the newspaper that a person with the same name as your relative has been involved in a car accident, you will feel a twitch in your heart, let alone watching a live broadcast where your dependent relative ran away to die. Even though it was a "movie" as my sister said, the psychological impact cannot be small - didn't you shiver for half the night after watching The Grudge?

"Your metaphor is more curious than mine." Lin Xuepiao was lying in mid-air next to her. After hearing my opinion, she immediately complained without hesitation, and then she seemed to make up her mind for a long time. Then he put his head on my lap and said, "After reading your sister's memoirs just now, I know that she will definitely struggle. And you are the only one who can persuade her. Women, sometimes their intelligence will suddenly drop below the average line."

I poked the eldest lady's elastic face with my index finger and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, since you can recall the scene so easily, why didn't you do the same when Orelia was present in the assembly hall? That one Kite is still talking about what happened back then."

"Because I am thoughtful and far-sighted," Lin Xue grabbed my dishonest finger, put it in her mouth and rubbed it, then wiped her mouth and said, "At that time, I felt that what happened back then was probably very complicated. If the scene was made public, It’s not necessarily a good thing. It’s better for Sister Chen Qian and I to try to look back when no one is around. No matter what the facts were back then, at least we have a buffer. Then we’ll see if the situation is made public. Come out of the assembly hall Didn't Lilina tell a dark story when you threw her into the pit? But I was twitching in my heart: What if that's true? What if the truth is worse than that? You made it public on the spot Try it. But now it seems that the historical truth of this version is pretty good. Although it was completely wiped out, at least we can be considered a harmonious wipeout, and you also became half of the savior of the world. Although after this savior came on stage, 'Ah' and it died..."

I looked at the eldest lady who was chattering and boasting with a sullen face, and continued to poke her in the face: "If you want to mention the 'ah' thing again, do you believe I will ask Sandora to cook for you for three days?"

The eldest lady immediately shrank her neck and became quiet.

The three of them were silent for a while, and then the elder sister suddenly spoke: "Would you like to find a chance to tell everyone about this?"

Lin Xue and I nodded, but I suddenly remembered something: "Xue girl, what do you think is going on with Qian Qian?"

"What's going on?"

"The reason why she appeared on Earth. Sister and you appeared on Earth because we were all together at that time. We may have fallen into Earth together while drifting unconsciously in the void, but Qianqian... use Aole According to Leah, it should be that Vanna's 'successor' was sacrificed before the Fifteen Heavens Zone was split. She was not with us at all at that time, so why did she come to Earth later?"

"Didn't you resist the impact on behalf of the mysterious side of the Fifteenth Days District Capital World?" Lin Xue explained. "What you did at that time was to merge with the world barrier of the Fifteenth Days District Capital World and merge yourself Use it as a shield - Vanna also did this. In order to put the entire world's time process behind, she also merged with the world barrier, so you were equivalent to becoming one. Well, let's talk about Qianqian's way of thinking. Maybe that’s when the seeds of weirdness were planted…”

Me: "..." Why did the eldest lady's mouth suddenly become so sharp tonight?

I smiled. It’s better to put all these messy things behind and concentrate on enjoying this rare quiet moment: with Lin Xue by your side, this kind of quietness is truly rare. This girl’s ability to cause trouble is basically second to none. Yu Qianqian. After a while, my sister stood up and said, "I'd better go back and keep an eye on things. If no one takes care of them, God knows what kind of trouble the kids at home will get into."

When I think about it, my sister and I are usually the only ones responsible for maintaining order in the house. Occasionally, Sandora is added, and the rest of the people are either unable to control the situation, or they are just adding to the chaos. Now Sandora has completely fallen into this open-eating feast. I really don’t want to I dare to imagine what a group of completely neglected naughty children under the leadership of Qian Qian will eventually do - the biggest fireworks on Longshan just now don't look like ordinary fireworks. After all, ordinary fireworks don't look like ordinary fireworks. No matter how much it explodes, it won't produce a shock wave with a radius of half a kilometer...

The sister quickly disappeared into the sea of ​​clouds in the distance. A few minutes later, I heard Lilina or Little Crow’s short exclamation from the public channel of the spiritual connection. There are also messages from deep connections. There was a faint feeling of frustration: It seemed that those little naughty kids had been quickly suppressed by my sister.

Listening to the noise coming from the spiritual connection, Lin Xue and I couldn't help but smile at each other.

The eldest lady rested quietly on my lap. It was hard to imagine that this eldest lady, who was always fierce and troublesome, could be so quiet now. In the night, I saw the corners of her eyes slightly curved, as if with a hint of emotion. A subtle smile.

"Girl. You're doing well." I wrapped Lin Xue's smooth hair around my fingers and tightened it round and round. Then slowly let go - I enjoyed this leisurely little interaction, even though the eldest lady herself looked angry.

"What do you mean?" Lin Xue asked casually. He reached out to block my arm, "Don't play with my hair, it's all messed up."

"You usually don't have such a poor mouth." I smiled, suddenly bent down, and said into Lin Xue's ear. The hot air I blew made the latter shiver involuntarily, and he let out a suppressed exclamation in his throat.

Just now I was talking to my sister about what she saw, and Lin Xue repeatedly made shocking jokes beside her. If you were more careless, you might just think that the eldest lady was just complaining out of boredom, but sometimes I am very attentive... ...But she is said to be very careful, and based on my understanding of this eldest lady, although she sometimes has a bad mouth, she is not such a poor girl. I can only say that from just now, she has been helping appropriately. My sister diverted her attention, and she did so in the most appropriate way. The purpose of doing so was of course to keep the atmosphere from becoming depressing. I can see all her efforts.

All I can say is that this eldest lady is really smart—perhaps she can be said to be one of the smartest people in our family. Although her sister is very prestigious at home, it is basically because of her strong affinity and parental majesty; Sandora is full of wisdom, but almost all of her Majesty the Queen's understanding of human relations and sophistication in terms of strategies for leading troops in wars and foreign attacks. I'm afraid things aren't even as good as Qian Qian's; Lilina is a ghost, but it's a pity that all her brains are used in abnormal places; Bingtis may have great wisdom, but her character is not Qian Qian's reliable, at least Qian Qian's Qian will not regard "opening people's brains" as a normal way of communicating with people. As for other people, not to mention, 60 to 70 percent of them are those with a deceptive personality. Even if they have super high intelligence, they are used in weird ways. Therefore, among our family, the smartest person in terms of human relations and sophistication is actually Miss Lin, who is not very showy.

Born in a wealthy family, educated by elites, she has been running around since she was a child. When I was still in the second grade of middle school, she was already leading her team members to carry out countless complex tasks around the world. Lin Xue's experiences from childhood to adulthood have made her actually smarter than any of us. Sophisticated, maybe her intelligence is not the highest, but she is definitely quite skilled in interacting with "people". She also knows very well what she should do. When we are together, she is just a young lady who is a little bit cute and occasionally sharp-tongued. But if necessary, she will stand silently like today. Come out and bring balance to this family in your own way - because this is her home too.

And her intelligence and her silent support for me are what I can't live without.

Lin Xue was silent for a while. She finally laughed out loud, with a happy look on her face, as if my words had given her the best compliment: "Haha, Mu Mu, I finally discovered that you also become more alert sometimes?"

I just smiled and said nothing. After a moment, I suddenly bent down and made a sneak attack on her lips.

"Uh-" A short, suppressed exclamation came from the eldest lady's throat. It seemed that she subconsciously wanted to resist, but the resistance ended before it started: although she is a very shy guy at heart, she is still somewhat used to it after having been together for so long. After a long kiss, Lin Xue's face turned red, and she pinched me with annoyance: "Idiot, can you stop attacking me like this in the future? You scared me!"

"Is it possible that I have to file a report after kissing my girlfriend?" I shrugged nonchalantly. "That would be such a delay."

"Tch," the eldest lady rolled her eyes. He turned around lightly in mid-air. Then he lay on my shoulder and said, "By the way, let me ask you something. Are you a sister-controller?"

I was still thinking about what this girl was going to say, but when I heard this, I suddenly said, "Are you possessed?"

"Because I found out that your sister is a brother-in-law," Lin Xue looked at me with two-thirds of the whites of her eyes, her tone full of resentment. "It's extremely serious, and the root of the disease was planted 70,000 years ago. It's incurable now. Sister Chen Qian is so powerful, but you are the only one with a weak point. Don't you think this is brother control? And she doesn't seem to have noticed it herself. ...Hey, this young lady is depressed!"

As Lin Xue spoke, she exaggeratedly covered her head as if she was about to fall, and then she really jumped out of the endless sea of ​​clouds. Ten seconds later, she floated up again from below, holding my hand gently with both hands. Neck: "Mumu, you must hold on! Your lower limit is already low!"

I couldn't help but reach out and pinch her face and pull it to both sides: "Hey, you are so cute - what are you talking about! She is me sister!"

"You don't even spare poultry, let alone your sister." The eldest lady opened my hand and rubbed it twice. "And she's not your biological sister, so you don't have any psychological pressure, right?"

I was about to say something more when I suddenly felt someone approaching. I turned around and saw that Xiaoxue was flying towards me through the clouds and mist. When she saw Lin Xue and me, she immediately waved and shouted happily: "Hey! Dad!" !Mom! Where are you having sex here?!"

...This child should have completely evolved since he could talk, right?

The expression on Lin Xue's face was so distorted that she turned into a black shadow and rushed over, grabbed Xiao Xue's ears and pulled the naughty kid over, and slapped Ya's butt twice: "Say! Who taught you this mess!"

Being slapped twice on the butt was certainly nothing to a girl like Xiaoxue who was born as a superwoman, but she still howled twice in cooperation, and then betrayed someone without hesitation: "Lilina taught me this! You guys taught me this!" Any words related to pornography, gambling, drugs or anti-sociality that I heard from my mouth must have been taught by her!"

"I knew it must be that weirdo." Lin Xue said viciously, while Xiaoxue glanced between me and Lin Xue with her big eyes: "To be honest, Dad, you really don't plan to be here." Did you eat my mother here? I can smell love. You must have been having a tryst just now, right? Didn’t I show up at the wrong time? "

"You really showed up at the wrong time," I twitched at the corner of my mouth, looking at this naughty kid who was challenging my nerves in almost every aspect, "Next time you act like this, your mother and I will play a mixed doubles match."

Xiaoxue looked completely unafraid and tossed her hair: "I know - but dad, come on, try to consummate the marriage with my mother as soon as possible. It would be better if you can give birth to me before the great cataclysm of the void. Maybe At that time, I can still help you take care of the children. I will take care of myself, so you and your mother will definitely have peace of mind. I know what I liked when I was a child..."

I thought about it and suddenly realized that if such a magical thing really happened, there would be two naughty children like Xiaoxue in the family. This girl would definitely copy her weird personality into another infant-like child. If that happens to me, I...can I still live a peaceful life?

So Xiaoxue was decisively pushed back by Lin Xue and I.

"This child," Lin Xue watched as Xiaoxue jumped into the clouds like a little rabbit, with a dumbfounded expression on her face and a very obvious blush: she didn't know whether she was angry, shy, or both. , "Mumu, why don't you think this child has inherited any advantages from this eldest lady?"

I looked at the direction where Xiaoxue disappeared: "No, in fact, I still inherited it. She is a ghost in some aspects like you."

Lin Xue looked strange: "Huh?"

I smiled and didn't answer the other person's question.

Because of Xiaoxue's special existence, even if Lin Xue and I didn't break through the last layer of our relationship, we were really tormented a lot of the time, like a young couple with a child, struggling to discipline the child and correct the daughter's weird personality and habits. Treating each other as the other half of the couple's life, and sometimes even saying "Go and see what our daughter is doing" is a conversation that only occurs between husband and wife. These changes were all made after Xiaoxue came to this place. What happened after the family, Lin Xue always claimed to be insightful, but she was so slow in her own affairs. She didn't even realize that she was really forced to become the "child's mother" by a seventeen-year-old magical girl. ah.