Chapter 1,107 The Dragon’s Religious Celebration...is Actually a Barbecue Party, Right?
The main reason why we don't trust Lin to handle many things is because that girl is too stupid.
For example, this time, until she turned into a golden dragon in mid-air, hovered over Dragon Mountain for five minutes, flapped her wings and flew away, I'm afraid the girl didn't even remember that she had thrown Char down, and the unlucky silver giant... The dragon fell straight down with its head upside down, and it was obvious that it was very difficult to regain its balance in this position. But no matter what, Char can definitely be the leader of the silver dragon for a while. It yelled and flapped its wings in the air, and finally adjusted its head and feet to be parallel to the ground a few seconds before touching the ground. Posture - So the number of dragons that he knocked over became three instead of one: he fell sideways to the ground.
The huge golden two-headed dragon hovered in the clouds, and the impact it produced was naturally unprecedented for the dragons below. Of course, this was also the reason why the three unlucky guys hit by Char couldn't escape. Basically, except for the cervical vertebrae, Sickly, the dragons gathered in the square all raised their necks and stared blankly at the sky. Lin's golden figure was reflected in each pair of huge eyes. The sky had completely darkened at this time, after the last sunset glow disappeared from the sky. The dimness of the sky, such a dim sky, further highlighted the majesty and majesty of the golden two-headed dragon. After Lin circled the sky for a few minutes and flew to another dragon mountain in the distance, the dragons on the square finally Let out a chorus of "Uh-oh-".
Then came the voices of the three unlucky guys who were knocked down by Char, crying for their fathers and mothers, followed by Char's dizzy apology and Tracy's yelling. It seems that there has been a serious commotion in the Cha'er landing area.
Just like what Char said, not all the dragons gathered in this square are here to attend the party. Most of them flew here from other mountains to see the majestic appearance of the ancestor spirits. When Lin asked After the other dragons flew over, nearly three-fifths of the dragons in the square immediately jumped into the air, following the huge golden figure, of course. They are all separated by a "respectful" distance. The dragons also caused a lot of chaos when they took off. Think about it, these giant beasts were originally crowded together, basically in a state of rubbing shoulders, and then more than half of them suddenly took off. Get up, fluttering wings that are twice as long as the body...
The edges of the square were falling like dumplings, and the mountains were shaking with all kinds of shouts and noises. Not long after the dragons who flew to other mountains left, groups of dragons who had been squeezed down the mountain climbed up carrying sticks and stones. Loud and noisy. But I didn't hear anyone complaining. Instead, I heard bursts of laughter: even the fallen dragons themselves were laughing happily, and the whole group of dragons was filled with a happy atmosphere. This scene left us somewhat stunned.
"What a bunch of happy guys." Bingtis opened his mouth slightly, and shrugged after a long time, "That's right, their maker disappeared within a few years after they created them. They themselves have no natural enemies at all. , this is completely a group of children who lack discipline and guidance."
"I think it's pretty good!" Qian Qian looked at the extremely lively dragon gathering place with a red face. The chaotic and noisy scene in front of me may give ordinary people a headache, but it just suits Qian Qian's interest. She had already spotted the huge bonfire in the center of the square, and excitedly took out a lot of fireworks and firecrackers from her pocket and rushed towards the bonfire, "I'm going to set off the firecrackers! Children! Let's go and set off the firecrackers with my sister!"
So in an instant, a group of equally excited naughty children followed behind her, including Xiaoxue, that weird girl who didn't seem to want to grow up. They also joined in. This group of people let out chaotic cheers that made even the dragon clan look at them. After a while, the sound of fireworks was heard from the direction of the big bonfire, and groups of colorful fireworks bloomed wantonly in the darkened night sky. , the square began to hear the dragons exclaim one after another: they have never seen such a strange thing.
Originally, I had many ideas about this celebration held by the dragon. The most reliable one would be to have a few hosts read the opening remarks for five minutes, and then ask the clan leaders of each tribe, such as Cha'er, to come up and give congratulations, and then Then a group of boys and girls with at least 20 kilograms of powder on their faces walked up to the front desk, surrounded by Lin who was in the dragon god state, and asked the girl to read the work report for another thirty minutes. Finally, Cha'er jumped out again, He said: "I'll add a few more words..." After he finished the addition, the guests boasted to each other, and then it was time to tie a white cloth around their necks and study the twenty-one ways to pour red wine - yes, one This is what I imagined from the beginning. After all, Lin is also their "ancestral spirit" after all. When God comes to welcome God, are you embarrassed to bring out a big pot of food?
As a result, now I realize that I may have confused the gathering of these Lotte dragons with the annual reports of enterprises and institutions. When welcoming the coming of God, these dragons not only have the nerve to bring out a big pot of food, but also have the nerve to do so. Squatting at the gate to eat with God - their party is just an excuse for a group of guys who have no way to release themselves to get together and eat havoc!
There was no structure at all, and no leader went up to bb "On this beautiful day, warmly welcome the great ancestor spirit to the world" and other nonsense. When Lin left the sight of everyone (dragon), a woman who looked quite old The dragon clan jumped up to the sky and roared: "Shall we start eating?", and then all the dragons below agreed loudly, and the dinner party has begun...
"I thought they would at least have a sacrificial event or something." Monina rubbed her eyebrows, somewhat dumbfounded, "This is the first time I have seen such an... unserious dragon creature. But maybe it just fits Lin's personality. .”
"I think of those overly happy girls in Gensokyo," I spread my hands. "The most important thing is that I think of the doormat at the door. She even sent a text message two days ago, saying that these days when we go out, Monster Town Two more banquets were held, one to celebrate Alice's success in passing Level 4 in the alchemy major at the Military Academy, and the second to celebrate the complete success of the first banquet - I felt that they would definitely get along with the dragons in front of them. The acting styles are too similar.”
"By the way, we can connect this world to the Avalon space by then!" Sandora clapped her hands and said happily.
Just when our topic was about to get closer to the plan for the future home planet, a young man wearing a silver-white gown and with a head of silver-white messy hair walked straight towards this side, waving and saying hello loudly. Said: "Fairies! Don't stand there, this is a banquet prepared for you guys - eh. Wife, help me grill two chop suey skewers, don't put the diced fruits, I'm allergic to vitamins..."
We looked at each other in amazement. At this time, the handsome young man with hair like snow and clothes like snow had already arrived in front of everyone, with a smile on his face, "Hello, gods. When will the spirits of the ancestors come back?"
I was stunned when I heard this familiar tone. Suddenly he pointed at Brother Ruxue as if he had seen a ghost: "Cha'er?!"
Brother Ruxue suddenly became serious. He puffed up his chest and replied: "Please call me Char, my name is not Cha'er..."
"I'll go, it's so awesome!" Bingtis laughed without grace, and patted the "strange" handsome boy hard on the shoulder, "Why have you changed like this? But you look quite handsome, but it's just your mother who cheated. Point, I don’t like this.”
"My name is Charles..." the other party muttered. Then he giggled and said, "This is my human form. In the afternoon, the ancestors' spirits told us that we should transform into human forms when we are together with you. The ancestors' spirits themselves also did this, saying that it was so convenient for communication. .Although I’m not used to it, it does seem much more convenient to talk like this, and it also seems to be good for the cervical spine.”
I nodded in understanding, thinking that it was Lin's idea. Why did Char suddenly appear in front of me in human form? I didn’t expect that the girl was a bit stupid, and sometimes she would take the initiative to think about something: she might have noticed that we were not used to communicating with a group of guys two or three stories tall, especially the short ones Pandora and Visca. Winter melon…
Charles led the way, and we came to what he called the "upper seat", which was actually right next to the big bonfire in the center of the square.
A group of dragons who have turned into human forms have been waiting for a long time, but we can't recognize any of them now... Well, we can recognize two. One of them, a beautiful woman with long fiery red hair and a red dress, is obviously Char's. Wife, as soon as Char appeared, this beautiful woman came up to her and angrily pushed two skewers of barbecue over her: "Next time, I want to eat and bake it myself! It's not like you don't know that I'm allergic to kidneys!"
Me: "..." What do you think is wrong with all these dragons?
The other person who could be recognized was a young girl who had laid down next to the bonfire and was asking for fireworks from Qianqian. The hair on this girl's head was dyed with colorful colors, shining like a kaleidoscope under the firelight, and the flowers were Her green hair was fixed into bunches with something unknown, and when she shook her head, it gave people the illusion that she was facing a big windmill. Needless to say, this was the first time we met, and I almost mistaken her for a rainbow dragon. The dragon who dyed herself colorful is not mainstream. Don't tell me, this girl looked very strange when she was in dragon form. Now that she is in human form, she looks... quite strange.
How do you think she managed to make her head wider than tall? Aren't you afraid that you might use too much force when turning your head and take off directly?
I don’t know how many toys Qian Qian has packed into her carry-on space. Anyway, I definitely don’t expect her to carry anything as reliable as others in her space. Now she has completely entered the child king mode, happily throwing out fireworks and firecrackers, and then a group of naughty children following her are grabbing them as happily as during the Chinese New Year. The fireworks in the sky are non-stop, and these girls seem to be able to support them. It was a lively fireworks show, and the non-mainstream rainbow dragon was also silly and happy beside it. He sat on the ground and competed with a group of children for fireworks, and even got smoked in the face because he couldn't set them off - luckily for them To prevent high blood pressure and high blood pressure in general, you should have asked your parents to take it home early.
"Qianqian! Don't put those things too close to the fire, or they may be ignited!" I shouted to Qianqian from a distance.
"It's okay! If I get lit, I can just stop time!" Qian Qian shouted nonchalantly, but she did have a solution.
No matter how many bombshells we experienced during the day, it didn't seem to have much impact on these guys. A group of baby heads at home should still be happy, and their daily lives are still indestructible: I am very happy that I can give them this daily.
In the huge square. The aroma of various barbecues was everywhere, and some cheerful dragons even danced weird "dances" around the fire. Of course, it was a dance step that only they could understand and like. I was very interested in this kind of dragon dance. The only comment I can make is that there is quite a lot of movement. These carefree giants are celebrating happily, just for the sake of having fun, with fireworks in the sky and food in front of them. Even any sound in their ears is enough to make them happy for a long time. I have learned that there are not many strict systems and cumbersome etiquette in the society of these dragons. They have not received any guidance from the empire since they were born, and they have evolved to what they are today in a completely "intelligent wild animal" way. It still maintains the simplest and most pristine values, that is: the greatest joy is when everyone gets together to eat and drink. Being able to lively and have fun is the greatest happiness. It may be that when the empire transformed them, they wanted to minimize the "distractions" of these creatures. They had no special desire other than protecting the ruins here. Nor do I have any thoughts beyond my current life. It’s no wonder that we would evaluate this isolated space as “paradise”.
For this kind of dinner without any red tape, the purpose of the party is to eat Heisei with open cheeks. Of course, Sandora is the most satisfied. Thanks to the huge size of the dragon and the equally huge appetite, their dinner is very important to Sandora. This is a rare opportunity to eat outside. Her Majesty the Queen has not stayed here since just now. She wanders in front of every bonfire that appears in her sight. Searching for anything edible and inedible, the wind and waves are still in full swing. Thousands of troops were enraged, and all the clan leaders of the Dragon Clan looked dumbfounded. Tracy expressed her opinion tactfully: "No dragon family is so edible."
At this time, I suddenly heard a muffled thunder-like sound coming from a very far distance, as if something hit the top of the mountain. Bingtis, who was fighting with 123 for wine, made a clear gesture towards me, Said she heard it too: it was the sound of Lin finally landing.
A few seconds later, the air around me distorted without warning, and then a beautiful girl with short blond hair and cool subtropical short clothes walked out of the space door. She also had a few straw sticks on her head. Apologize to the people around you: "... I'm sorry, I may have knocked over a mountain... Oh, there's no one on top, but the whole mountain has been turned over, and now it's bottom up..."
Bingtis glanced at her: "Wouldn't it turn over if I hit it again tomorrow?"
Lin thought about it, so she smiled reassuringly. A group of dragon clan chiefs and prestigious elders around them saw the opportunity and immediately rushed forward. They excitedly guarded their ancestors' spirits in the middle, and started with a red face. The food was presented - kidneys, roasted vegetables, sweetbreads on skewers, and yam eggs. Monina looked at the back and was dumbfounded. She touched Uncle Kenser's arm and muttered: "They are treating God like a big sister. Is that right?" "Very good, very good - do you want to eat grilled corn? The corn in this world is really strange, it's all green." "...Why are they all barbecued?" Monina sighed, " The processing method is so monotonous, so you don’t need to grill everything during the bonfire night.”
As a god-level cook, Monina is not very interested in the food at the party. She just likes the lively atmosphere here. Speaking of barbecue, this seems to be the favorite food processing method of the dragons in this world. They like to grill and eat everything. This may be related to their natural ability to use fire-attribute dragon flames. No matter what kind of dragon, Good at making fire. I just saw Tracy with my own eyes holding a bunch of dried vegetables. Instead of roasting them on the bonfire, she blew on the flames twice and then roasted them: Dragon Breath is probably used in this kind of place. It should be regarded as the characteristic of the dragon clan in this world.
The dinner party seemed to last for a long time. This kind of party that had no organizational discipline and was maintained by just getting together to join in the fun usually lasted for a long time. But when I looked around, I found that two people were missing from my sight: my sister and Lin The snow is gone.
"Hey, have you seen my sister and Lin Xue?" I patted Bingtis on the shoulder. She was busy drinking with 123. She smelled of alcohol. I was sure that what they drank was definitely not something from the mortal world. Otherwise, how could a god with his physique show such a drunken look? Bingtis raised his head and glanced at me. It seemed that he had been focusing for a long time before he recognized who the person in front of him was. He said with a big tongue: "Oh, your sister, I saw her going in that direction." As she said that, she pointed. Pointing to an uninhabited direction on the edge of the square, "I didn't see Lin Xue. By the way, don't you have a spiritual connection? Go find it yourself - the golden retriever airport over there. Come and have a drink with me. Hey, this is where my sister comes from. Dad stole it, I bet you can’t hold the second cup..."
"Who do you think is the airport? I just didn't open it for a long time! Who is afraid of drinking? I drank before..."
"You can't do that. They were all brewed by mortals. My dad brewed it himself. He even said he had to wait until the day I got married before taking it out. Come on, it's been aged for 84 million years now... Yes Yeah, it seems like you haven’t gotten married yet, right? Hehe, that’s quite normal. You cover your face to the side and look like a man..."
I quickly walked away, leaving Bingtis, who was seriously delirious, and Ji Xianxuan, who was about to explode, behind. The female gangster would probably not calm down until she made a complete fuss tonight.
Following the guidance of spiritual connection, I found my sister first.
She was standing far away from Longshan Square. To be precise, she was standing in the night sky a thousand meters away from the square. She was looking down at the dim sea of mountains and forests below in mid-air. She had been in a trance for who knows how long. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)