Chapter 246 Porusalino: Conspiracy! Conspiracy!

To be honest, if he hadn't known for a long time that Porusalino had no intention of becoming a naval marshal, the Warring States Marshal would have thought that Porusalino was putting so much effort into recruiting talents in order to increase his talent pool for his faction. In order to pave the way for their future rise to power - it's a bit like before Polusalino traveled through time. In the history of China's feudal dynasties, princes who wanted to compete for the throne would always establish good relationships with important ministers in advance and maintain retainers. .

Of course, it was precisely because he knew that Porusalino had no intention of becoming a member of the navy that the Sengoku Marshal was confused.

On the top floor of the Marinefando Fortress building, on the open-air balcony of the Marshal's office, Reiju, who was brought here by Porusalino and served with senbei tea by the Warring States Marshal, was holding the railing here and looking at this final fortress of justice. daily life.

Including non-combat warships, a total of more than a hundred large ships stretched on the sea as far as the eye could see. Heavy coastal defense forts guarded the forefront of the military port. Even if they didn't look at the caliber, the number alone was enough to make one's scalp numb.

The naval soldiers standing solemnly in the guard towers, the giant naval vice-admirals helping the warships to carry heavy cargo quietly and orderly... These scenes that would have a severe impact on the soul of any ordinary child did not make them at all at this time. Reijiu's heart was so shaken.

The reason was simple - behind her, the conversation between Porusalino and Marshal Sengoku in the office had no intention of avoiding her. And the content of this conversation about having second thoughts about the World Government shocked her, a princess of the Germa Kingdom who had long since matured mentally.

"We are the most powerful violent organization under the World Government, Marshal Sengoku. Many people even say that we are the largest pirate force in the world... We are very good at fighting~"

"Of course, I know very well that the vast majority of people in our navy, including you and me, do not want to see a world in complete chaos... However, if there is a need and opportunity, it is still within the framework to change this Isn’t it bad to have an old order system that is functioning but has many flaws and is infested with parasites?”

"Colonel Malvern can shout the slogan NEW Navy, and we can also be a NEW World Government..."

"If that day comes, Lieutenant General Garp will definitely be very happy. After all, he has always felt that almost all Tianlong people are garbage..."

"People like Sakaski will definitely be happy, he can finally carry out real justice instead of defending the justice of the world government..."

"Well, if that day doesn't happen, it doesn't matter. After all, the navy's influence has expanded and its strength has increased. No matter how you think about it, it's not a bad thing..."

"You know better than me that truth and justice are always within range! The same goes for the right to speak and rules~"

…

When Porusalino and Marshal Sengoku ended their conversation and found Reiju, the little girl was obviously still a little confused - but Porosalino didn't say anything more to her. He even said, "Reiju, you don't want your brother either." Sanji..." He didn't make any jokes, and just led her to the accommodation in silence, as if he was thinking about something.

That's right, Porusalino did it on purpose to let this little girl with an adult mind listen, and he wasn't worried that Reiju would leak the secret at all - on the contrary, he was sure that Reijiu would be here. After the incident, she took the initiative to renew the "five-year employment plan" signed between herself and her father...

Five years after that, five years after that, five years after another five years...

It's completely in the shape of Navy and Porusalino!

——Refers to thinking.

…

The location is the Brunai Kingdom in the North Sea, the current base camp of the revolutionary army.

In the royal palace of this kingdom, where Long works daily, all senior cadres of the Revolutionary Army were present. An important meeting had just concluded. Several cadres who were not physically present also used the phone video remote control. Attend the meeting.

"Then it's settled, comrades,"

The usually serious leader Long gave a rare laugh, "If you find a reliable candidate, please contact me in time... The World Conference in the year 1508 of the Haiyuan Calendar is about to be held. This is the best time for us to fully dispatch undercover agents to the World Government. "

"Mr. Long, I'm wondering if we can directly turn our people into big shots who can know top-secret information through the recruitment of the World Government King Shichibukai?"

"Tyrant" Xiong, who was sitting across from the dragon in the conference room, suggested this.

"about this……"

Just as Long was about to express his point of view, a vibration from his pocket interrupted his words.

"Sorry, it looks like there's urgent news."

Long explained apologetically, then took out the phone bug in his pocket, unlocked it and checked it.

"Well……"

Soon, he frowned.

(New Navy...)

"Did something serious happen? Dragon?"

Lucy, the wife on Long's right side, did not look at his phone bug interface, but looked at him worriedly.

"It's not a serious matter,"

After Long thought for a moment, he muttered, "The 'NEW Navy', an anti-world government organization formed by the fallen naval colonel Malvern, just sent me a contact message... They hope that our revolutionary army can join them, Challenge the voice of the world's government and navy in the phone bug network, and seize the high ground of public opinion..."

"With all due respect, I think the 'NEW Navy' underestimates the world government a little too much, and its goals are a bit unrealistic... But from another perspective, our senior cadres may be able to collectively certify themselves in the phone bug network, and then Use your account as a place to promote the ideals of the revolutionary army..."

…

Although it was not the same time, it was the same place - the office of the Warring States Marshal.

General Zefa, Lieutenant General Garp, and Marshal Warring States, these three people who can be said to have the highest status in the Navy are now gathered together. They are sitting on the sofa holding a phone like a primary school student listening to a class, listening carefully and sitting on the sofa. The narration of Porusalino across from them.

A new world conference will be held at the beginning of the year 1508 in the Haiyuan calendar, and this conference will discuss many important issues. The five old stars hope that the navy can create an unprecedented public opinion event and prepare well for this world conference. publicity……

"...As I just said, if you want to take full advantage of the phone bug network, the three of you must abandon your past identities to a certain extent. Only in this way can we draw closer to our world government and navy. relationship with the general public, thereby gaining the psychological recognition of the public and the advantage of public opinion."

"For example, on the forum, Mr. Zefa, don't always think that you are the highest combat power of the world government and a former navy admiral. You think of yourself as a retired old man named Lao Hei next door to ordinary people. That's it. Good……"

Porusalino's mouth was dry as he talked, so he quickly took a sip of tea - the kind specially provided by the Admiral's Office.

"I understand the truth, but why am I Old Hei?"

General Zefa frowned.

"Hahahaha, because Zefa, your nickname is not Black Wrist!"

Lieutenant General Garp smiled, and then he looked at Porusalino, "Speaking of which, Porusalino, according to your wishes, then I will post my daily routine of eating donuts on my personal page. ,is that OK?"

"sure,"

Porusalino nodded, but he was worried that Garp would go too far, so he immediately added, "But don't do it too frequently, just occasionally. What you three need to create for the people is a daily routine. This image of the old man next door, a big shot at critical moments... This contrast will make you more convincing and inductive when you say some key words that are beneficial to our navy and the world government."

"understood,"

Marshal Sengoku nodded, "How about posting my first post like this? Just put a frontal photo of my office, and then add 'I am Navy Marshal Sengoku, I'm glad to meet you all on the phone bug network.' A piece of text..."

"In my opinion, if this is the case, I can only give your first post 60 points,"

Porusalino stroked his chin, "Listen to my thoughts... In the accompanying picture, I suggest you take a picture from the window of your office downwards. This perspective can show the majesty and momentum of the Navy Headquarters. , at the same time, such a high viewing angle can also show your identity; in addition, I also recommend that you take pictures of the training of our headquarters soldiers, and then display the documents piled up on your desk in the corner, which may seem unintentional but is actually intentional. ...As for the copywriting, because of your status, my advice to you is to use the simplest words to say the most extraordinary things, such as 'It's another ordinary day, after processing 30 documents, go to Impelton. Check out the Red Earl, this is your break from work'..."

Whether it was inadvertently showing what he really wanted to show, or using a different kind of pretentious copywriting, the set of skills that Porusalino said were necessary for the earth's green tea bitch friend circle really frightened the Warring States Marshal. . Judging from the latter's glowing eyes and thoughtful expression, Porusalino knew that he might be cultivating a unique naval marshal.

(Maybe in the future, the Warring States Marshal’s daily life will no longer be feeding the goats with documents or bickering with Lieutenant General Garp, but showing off photos of meetings in the Holy Land? Posting photos of his own medals? Inducing his unruly character in advance? ...)

Seeing that the Warring States Marshal had received guidance from an expert like Polusalino, Lieutenant General Garp, who had always claimed to be the number one person surfing the Internet in Marine Fando, naturally refused to let go of this rare opportunity and hurriedly opened his eyes. Asked further:

"Porushalino, no wonder you can make the strategic deception team so impressive. It seems that you are very talented. So how do you think I should post my first update?"

"There are things that we can't talk about, but we have a little understanding of them,"

Porusalino nodded slightly, pretending to be reserved, "According to my idea, I think Lieutenant General Garp's first update should fully reflect your identity as a naval hero. In other words, fully Inspiring young people..."

"What do you think? Let Kuzan freeze a sea area to give you a background. Then you stand on the bow deck of the warship and look into the distance with a solemn expression. The person taking the photo will do a 45 from below you. The shot is shot from a high angle; the copy is simple and atmospheric, such as 'After three days at sea, my second uncle Garp killed three pirate groups and cured my mental internal friction'."

Lieutenant General Garp imagined the scene that Porusalino said, and couldn't help but smile crookedly: "This is a good idea! It fully demonstrates my image! That's it!"

Lieutenant General Garp and Marshal Warring States were satisfied, so the remaining General Zefa took the initiative to speak without him mentioning it. Porusalino took the initiative. On the one hand, it is to help Zefa, an old man, complete higher-level tasks and master new-age skills. On the other hand, it is to satisfy his own evil taste:

"...Yes, you must use your broad back to show the justice of our navy. Yes, your head should be tilted slightly and your eyes should be backward."

"It is recommended that you use tattoo stickers to highlight your domineering power, just use the dragon with its fangs and claws."

"Copywriter, what do you think of the term 'Mighty Dragon'? It means that the general's power is as powerful as a flying dragon in the sky."

Since the first batch of certified personal Vs led by "Big Pirate Bucky" appeared, there have been a lot of analysis posts about these big figures in the phone bug online forum during this period, and the popularity is quite high.

After all, the vast majority of the residents of the pirate world have always enjoyed discussing powerful people and world events. The posts either express admiration for a certain strong person (discussing his specific ranking by the way), or use the major events that a certain strong person has done to analyze his impact on the world.

Therefore, when these users discovered that the idols they had admired before had actually applied for certification and that they could have close contact and conversations with them, they started to have heated discussions about it, which was to be expected. .

Of course, limited by the quality and ability of the spokesperson, the quality of most related posts is not high, and they are full of various prejudices and stereotypes.

There are those who want to attract attention for the people they admire, who post posts and want to give all the replies a thumbs-up; there are also those who belittle certain certified Vs, thinking that such people can find followers through certification, so why should they be officially called bugs? Do not pass your own application requirements.

In short, when most people refresh the homepage and glance at it, it really makes their heads hurt.

However, in addition to these, there are also some posts that can be called useful. They stand out due to their excellent content and firmly occupy the top of the hot posts rankings. They have received countless financial compliments.

For example, a user who was secretly bribed by the navy and whose forum ID is "hate transvestites the most in my life" posted a list of the top 50 "Forum Big V Fans", updated every six hours! 》In this hot post, a basic statistics is made for all the big Vs who are currently stationed in the forum. It not only lists the number of fans, but also updates and replaces them in real time to maintain the accuracy and freshness of the ranking. .

Even in the developed Internet environment of the world before Porusalino traveled, this was content that attracted much attention, let alone the pirate world that is still an Internet desert - the popularity of this post was directly thrown away The second place on the hot post list has hundreds of thousands of views.

After all, no matter who the fans are, even many big V users themselves are very concerned about the changes in the ranking of the number of fans on the entire site. However, the phone bug official did not display this statistic in the background, leaving most People are quite dissatisfied.

Therefore, you can imagine how surprised most people are by the appearance of this post.

What's more, many people have discovered that "the person who hates transvestites the most in my life" is not only a senior user of the forum, but also one of the three trainee moderators of the "Grand Line" section. Although I don't know why, starting from a certain point in time, this The trend of the boss's speech has undergone a 180-degree reversal, but in terms of the credibility of the ranking given in the post, it is undoubtedly quite secure.

It is worth mentioning that most of the top 50 people in this list calculated by MR.3 are as they should be, and their rankings are directly proportional to their strength and fame. There are only two exceptions - one It was Baki, who claimed to be a great pirate, and the other was Major General Fina, Polusalino's secretary.

It's normal for Bucky to be on the ranking list. After all, he is the first to eat crabs. Just like a pig standing on the wind, even if he is not good himself, he is brought up by the momentum; and the latter Fina Major General, compared to other big names on the list, the reason why she is on the list is actually a bit subtle.

In the world before Porusalino traveled, a great man named Xun Geer once said this: "Lust is the primary productive force that drives human progress."

When he first saw this sentence, Porusalino, who had just finished some indescribable exercise and fell into the sage mode, didn't take it seriously. But after his sage mode passed, he admired the incisiveness of this sentence. It's like falling into disbelief.

Therefore, with Major General Fina, a female secretary with extremely good looks and figure, some of the updates posted by Porusalino on her forum are all pictures that can be directly saved as the phone bug desktop background. There are no words.

Of course, Porusalino didn't post any particularly outrageous pictures, but the ones with long legs can be said to be exquisite. Whenever he saw someone in the comment area noticing that a certain man's (his) hand or other parts appeared in the picture of Major General Fina, and then letting out a collective cry of envy and hatred, Porusalino felt extremely sad. of comfort.

As the saying goes, objects and love are for show, and the happiness will be doubled after the show.

Apart from the two special exceptions of Bucky and Major General Fina, there is actually another exception in the top 50, but unlike them, this exception means that the ranking is greatly inconsistent with the person's own strength and reputation.

That's right, she is Big Mom, the strongest woman known to the world of pirates and undoubtedly the most powerful person in the world.

Compared with Whitebeard's top ten rankings and Kaido's top fifteen rankings, Big Mom's ranking of 47th is really a bit stretched - and it continues to decline.

To be honest, for pirates of Whitebeard's level, interests are no longer valued by them. It can even be said that in the face of their own preferences and face, the so-called interests are not worth mentioning. So on Cake Island in the Totland Sea, it was expected that Big Mom, who felt that she had been disgraced, would get angry.

"Huh? Can anyone explain to me why I have so few fans and my ranking is already No. 47!!!"

In the castle of Cake Island, Big Mom crushed the phone bug in his hand and roared angrily. A monster like her makes the entire Cake Island tremble in anger.

"Calm down, mother! Calm down!"

The eldest son of the Charlotte family, Charlotte Perospero, hurriedly comforted him. The cold sweat that continued to leak out from his forehead showed how panicked he was at the moment.

"I have asked my brothers and sisters to notify everyone with phone bugs in our territory to follow your account. Your ranking will rise soon!"

"What I want is not to rise, what I want is to surpass those three bastards Whitebeard, Kaido and Red Hair!! Also, why does this young woman in the navy have more money than me!!!"

(Because he has outstanding strength and is good-looking. Unlike you, you posted a very fierce update as soon as you came here, and also posted your selfie. Even as your son, I can't appreciate your appearance. !)

Perospero, who appeared serious on the surface but was actually a pervert and secretly paying attention to Major General Fina, certainly would not say what he was saying, so he frantically thought of reliable reasons and excuses and hurriedly said: " Mom! Don’t be angry! I think this is an objective reason!”

"There are fewer residents in our territory than Whitebeard and the others, and in terms of sphere of influence, we."

Perospero couldn't speak anymore, because he found Big Mom staring at him with an extremely terrifying expression, and her huge eyes were already covered with angry bloodshot eyes.

"Of course, this is just a trivial reason. Our pirate group is still very strong, Mom! I definitely didn't mean to say that we are inferior to them!! The real, real reason is that they all discriminate against women!"

As soon as he said these hesitant words, Perospero felt that he was extremely witty and hurriedly continued while his thoughts were still clear: "Look! Even if you are included in the top 50 on the list, there are There are only five women, while the number of men has reached 45! The gap is nine times, this is naked discrimination!!"

"Think about the past. The navy called you and them different names. They all called them big pirates and you were a terrible woman. Isn't this discrimination? Even in our countries where the sun shines brightly, I saw this. At this scene, I was so angry that I was shaking all over, my hands and feet were cold, Mom!!"

".you're right,"

After a moment of silence, Big Mom said in a deep voice, and she seemed to calm down suddenly. But instead of letting go, Perospero was even more worried - he knew Big Mom's character and habits deeply, and he knew that this was a sign of Big Mom's extreme anger.

Sure enough, Big Mom laughed angrily and said coldly: "It was like this when I was on Captain Locks' ship. Although I have great strength, I know very well that they still discriminate against me."

".Very good, very good!! I finally understand!!"

"Pirates always have to steal what they want! Perospero! Pass on my orders! Get ready for war!!"

"Start, start a war?"

Perospero was confused for a moment, "Mom, who are we going to war with?"

"Who else?! With Kaido, with Whitebeard!! With that red-haired brat!!! I want to settle old and new grudges together!!!"

BIGMOM roared, "Attack their territory and rob their residents! Let everyone who has anything to do with them pay attention to me!! Let these three guys kneel on the ground and say that women should not be discriminated against!!!"

"The war has begun! Perospero! This is a battle for fans and a war to regain women's dignity!!!"

ps: If you are paying attention to the old witch Pelosi, you will know that I am keeping up with current affairs again. I am laughing to death. Reality is more magical than fiction.

ps: The World Conference will be a relatively important plot, and then it will fast forward to the year 1511 of the Haiyuan calendar! The characters who appeared at that time were interesting!

ps: I’m going to take a day off tomorrow. It’s the 95th birthday of my elderly family member. I want to spend some time with her. My family has a party~ (I also wish all the elderly at home good health and a long life!)