Chapter 259 Porusalino: Doraemon, Use Any Door Quickly!
I have to say that although these replies on Lieutenant General Karp’s feed are all good things, they always give people a weird feeling. However, after all, Makabaka is just a boy of twelve or thirteen years old. Whether it was the elements of the navy or the weirdness of netizens, Makabaka didn't notice it at all. He continued to follow the rhythm happily, and added his own blessing at the end:
"I hope Lieutenant General Karp will live younger and younger. You will always be the pride of the Navy!"
Click to send.
Refreshing the page showed that the reply had been successful. Just as Makabaka was about to close the page, a series of ding-dong sounds suddenly sounded in the message prompt in the upper right corner. They kept ringing and did not stop for a while.
"what happens……"
Makabaka was stunned. He carefully opened the background message page, but was shocked to find that the reason why the message notification sound kept ringing was because the reply he just sent was received in just half a minute. Thousands of likes and support!
After finally waiting for the notification to go off, Makabaka returned to Lieutenant General Karp's personal homepage and saw that under the other party's post, his own reply had more than 20,000 likes, and it was crowded. Entered the popular reply list and appeared in the front row!
"Eh?!"
Makabaka looked confused and touched the back of his head, "Is this sentence I posted so popular with everyone?"
really! There are many others who, like me, admire Lieutenant General Karp from the bottom of their hearts. They... must have seen what I posted and felt the same, so they worked together to put themselves on the hot reply list. Bar!
Thinking of this, Makabaka felt warm in his heart, and at the same time he was very excited - more than 20,000 likes. You know, he has been living on his hometown island since he was born, and he has never seen two people. Thousands of people!
When Makabaka was hesitating whether to reply "Thank you everyone" again, another clear message reminder suddenly sounded in the background.
“The user ‘Head of Team B Section 2’ gave you a private tip of 1,450 Baileys and left a message saying ‘Well done, netizens from the north of the mainland, keep up the hard work’, please check it carefully!”
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"...Ehhhh?!"
If the likes and support received from tens of thousands of people just now were still reasonable, then this sudden reward was really incomprehensible to Makabaka.
Why do you give me 1,450 Baileys? And I’m not a netizen from the northern part of the Red Earth Continent?
Thirteen-year-old Makabaka started thinking hard for a long time, but finally couldn't figure out the reason, so he had to search for this user named "Head of Team B Section 2" and sent him a private message:
"Hello, may I ask, did you send me 1450 Beli by mistake just now? If so, I can return it to you./Smile.jpg"
Before long, the person replied:
"Are you mentally ill? Do you joke with your boss like this during working hours?"
"Or do you think the price of 1,450 Baileys a piece is inappropriate and want to raise the price temporarily?"
"Bah! Who do you think you are treating as dogs? Do you know how many people regard us as a beacon of guidance and voluntarily work for us for free?!"
"Thankfully, you are temporary non-staff personnel. If you officially join the company, our existence will be exposed in minutes!"
"Zhuo, I know you non-staff personnel are unreliable! You work overtime and trouble me! The more you think about it, the angrier you get! Send your number code, and I will go find you to settle the score now!"
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They were all unfriendly messages, one after another, and Makabaka could clearly feel them through the screen. And judging from the last one, it seems that the other party wants to find himself in reality, which is completely a personal threat.
Makabaka was so frightened that he quickly closed the page, blocked the guy quickly, and then patted his chest with lingering fear.
It turns out that this guy didn't have the wrong person, but was simply a psychopath. His speech was incoherent. He was definitely out of his mind. No wonder he sent 1,450 Baileys out of nowhere.
With such thoughts in mind, Makabaka poured himself a glass of water, and after drinking it, his mood suddenly calmed down a lot. Trying to forget about this incident, Makabaka returned to the watch list and began to browse the updates of other authenticated users.
Fortunately, this strange phenomenon no longer occurred among the remaining big Vs he followed. Seeing his reply sink into the sea and disappear without a trace as soon as he sent out his reply, Makabaka felt an inexplicable sense of peace of mind.
And these dynamics are also very interesting. Seeing the happy faces of these big figures he admires, Makabaka's mood gradually improved. Especially "Kizaru" Porusalino, one of the three generals of the Navy Headquarters, also liked his reply, which made Makabaka almost jump from the sofa with excitement.
More than an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and by the time I happily finished scrolling through all the updates I was interested in, the sky had turned completely dark, and the bright moonlight filtered through the window and fell lightly on the edge of the sofa.
Although he liked the freshness and excitement brought by the phone bug network, Makabaka still had strong self-discipline. Seeing that it was getting late, he got up and took a quick wash before returning to the bedroom on the second floor.
Before turning off the lights and going to bed, he turned on the phone bug, wanting to play for five more minutes. However, since he was playing for the last five minutes, he didn't expect to see any exciting content. He just passed the time habitually and prepared to fall asleep. After all, the schedules of most Internet users in this world are quite normal.
But when Makabaka clicked the refresh button, the news displayed at the top made him widen his eyes.
It was a post from the Supreme Commander of the Navy, the Warring States Marshal with the title of "Buddha's Warring States", which was posted just five minutes ago. The picture showed the flags of the Navy and the World Government. It was simple but full of inexplicable aura, and the text was even more... There are only two concise sentences:
"The big one is coming!"
"Follow the Navy's official live broadcast room and witness the justice of the crusade against evil!"
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That's right, whether it's the strange network situation that the young Makabaka felt, or the strange statement made by Marshal Warring States just now, it all means one thing, that is, although the Navy's Burning Crusade has not officially begun, it is Starting from the frontal battlefield, the public opinion war, which is no less intense, has already begun in the rear.
The legitimate guests, the ordinary people who don’t know the truth, the guide elements, 14.5 million, 500,000... just like before Porusalino traveled through time, during the war between Da Mao and Er Mao, all kinds of monsters and ghosts all came out at once, and then There is a general sense of presence everywhere.
However, unlike the situation at that time, in today's pirate world, the biggest say in public opinion is in the hands of the Navy Deception Team commanded by Porusalino and the World Economic News, which completely obeys his wishes. Therefore, rather than a simple confrontation of public opinion, Porusalino's message to his subordinates is to muddy the water as much as possible, and then catch all the main guys who are doing evil things - he does not want these guys to change their positions back and forth according to the trend of the wind. , jump on both sides.
"They thought they had found a gathering place and found like-minded people like themselves, but in fact they were all the boys and girls from our strategic deception team! Jie Jie!"
Of course, having said that, as for the replies received by Lieutenant General Karp, three points is really the work of the strategic deception team, and seven points is purely a personal grudge.
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Although the terms were finally negotiated with the Five Old Stars, the Warring States Marshal has been frowning since he returned to Marinefando, looking like he had a severe headache - and even if the three of Porusalino gathered together Even without Malinfando, his embarrassment did not fade much.
After all, no matter what, this time is a tough battle.
These four Yonko pirate groups in the new world are not easy to chew.
In particular, the Navy's target this time is the BIGMOM Pirates. From the perspective of a fleet-to-fleet battle, the Naval Staff unanimously believes that even if the Navy encounters the Beast Pirates head-on in Wano Country, it will be bloody. , the loss will be far less than Charlotte Lingling who developed the soul fruit to the extreme.
The latter can either roughly inject his soul into the sea to form a huge tsunami that destroys the world, or he can use several top-level Homiz creations around him to release a storm of fire and thunder in the sky that is almost the "ultimate weapon against the fleet".
Even if the Warring States Marshal persuaded the Five Old Stars to gather the strength of the three navy generals in the large fleet, if they were not careful, the fleet would suffer heavy losses.
"So, this is all the fault of Senior Porusalino. Why couldn't he have captured BIGMOM and the Golden Lion together with one against two? Then we don't have to worry about the current situation~"
Kuzan suddenly spoke, nodding his head as if "I'm very reasonable."
Porusalino spread his hands innocently:
"Well said! So Kuzan, this time you, a powerful general, will be the forward! Take the head of Charlotte Lingling! Then give it to the Warring States Marshal as a football! I am useless Senior, just drink tea in the back. I hope you can achieve victory before the tea gets cold~"
"Alala, don't be so serious, senior, I was just joking~"
The inappropriate jokes and inappropriate attitudes of the subordinates who had high hopes for him made the Warring States Marshal's face even darker.
Fortunately, Sakaski reassured him a lot. The original commander of the large fleet narrowed his eyes slightly and carefully analyzed the situation:
"According to the reports from the surveillance ship and spies, we still have good news. The high-level combat capabilities of the Ten Thousand Nations led by Charlotte Lingling are not as sufficient as we imagined, and they have been in other troubles recently. "
"So, what's your plan?"
Marshal Sengoku stared at the pragmatist, the only one among the navy's red, yellow and blue trio, who could bring him comfort, but the latter unexpectedly looked at the troublemaker Huang who annoyed him the most.
"Troublemaker Yellow" Porusalino seemed not to notice the gazes of Marshal Sengoku and others, and began to wander away during daily working hours - Marshal Sengoku followed his gaze and looked out the window. He was originally affiliated with CP9. The young agents, once again seconded to the Navy Headquarters by Porusalino, are currently undergoing daily training on the training ground.
——The focus of Porusalino's attention is a young man with horns who is constantly practicing opening doors quickly from hard ground. His code name is "Doraemon" in the navy's deception team.
Luke is an old mechanical engineer who was hired by the most powerful local mafia family "Vongola" on a small island in the southeastern North Sea to work for the weapons research institute within the family.
Fifty years, in the blink of an eye, he has been working here for fifty years.
From the disgust and fear brought about by coercion at the beginning, to the current enthusiasm for the development of murderous weapons, Luke has unknowingly changed a lot in order to survive. The young man with a high IQ who was passionate and righteous was nowhere to be seen, and now he was replaced by a rickety old man with an eccentric personality and prone to irritability.
However, efforts often come with rewards. Over the past fifty years, the heads of the Vongola family have changed for three generations, but Luke became the head of the Vongola family because of his decades of research results and his longevity. The engineer with the highest internal reputation. And last year, he even took over the huge weapons research institute under the name "Skywalker" (a person with unbridled imagination when developing weapons).
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The sky was dark and the snow was falling heavily.
Old Luke, who had just come out of the weapons research institute and slowly returned to his house, was about to close the door and make himself a cup of hot coffee when a black shadow suddenly flashed out from the grass next to him, and then, Old Luke's waist was pressed against the cold muzzle of the gun.
"Close the door and don't make a sound. If you dare to shout, don't blame me for being rude!"
A cold voice from the shadow came from behind. Old Luke's body stiffened for a moment. He looked back at the guy in silence, and then closed the door without saying a word as he said.
"Let's talk on the couch."
The black shadow flashed into the room and said threateningly, then pointed a gun at Luke and brought him to the edge of the sofa to sit down.
The fire in the fireplace lit up. Old Luke took out his reading glasses from his pocket and put them on. He slowly raised his head, and then he could barely see the true face of the black shadow.
This is a middle-aged man with brown hair, about thirty years old, with a strong build, and six or seven old and new scars on his face, which makes him look particularly ferocious. Judging from the faint smell of blood emanating from his body, it was obvious that he was a very dangerous guy and had killed someone not long ago.
"What are you looking at, old fellow?"
After being scrutinized by Old Luke, the tawny-haired man immediately showed a fierce look in his eyes, shook the barrel of the gun in his hand, and said viciously: "If you dare to take another look, be careful, I will punch your eyeballs out!"
"Don't be nervous, young man..."
I don't know whether he was frightened by the murderous intent of the visitor or because of the freezing cold wind just now. As soon as Old Luke opened his mouth, he couldn't help but cough violently. He tremblingly took out the gray handkerchief used by the elderly from his trouser pocket and covered his mouth. After waiting for a long time, he spoke again with difficulty:
"Although I don't have a good reputation in Beihai now, you don't need to be so nervous. You can sit down and discuss everything. As long as you explain your intention, I will try my best to satisfy you."
"Oh, really?"
The brown-haired man glanced at the square handkerchief unintentionally, and it was indeed stained with blood. This made him feel relieved, but he still said with a sneer on his face:
"Come on, old Luke, everyone in our profession knows what you are! Stop pretending to be an elder with me here."
Old Luke didn't speak, just coughed again, and then slowly put the handkerchief back into his pocket.
"Well, stop talking nonsense. I'm looking for you this time for something, and there are only a few scientists in the entire Beihai who can solve it."
The tawny-haired man sat calmly on the sofa opposite, his index finger hooked on the pistol and twirling it leisurely. His eyes fell on the old Luke's face, and he laughed out loud.
ps: 4.3k! The release time of the update has been set! (I didn’t send it right away because I wanted to delay it for a while. We’ll order it later. I hope you’ll forgive me!)
ps: 50 years - fifty years in the world of pirates, but it is linked to a certain important character
ps: I don’t know how many people still remember the Vongola Mafia. The tutor is really the youth of the past!