Chapter 707

"What's going on? I remember this was a home economics class. How could you make a meal that flashed like a nuclear bomb? Ugh!"

Wu Jian, who opened the door, was caught off guard and was blinded by the dissatisfied luminous substance on the table. He couldn't help but raise his arms to shield his eyes.

It wasn't until five minutes later that the dazzling light gradually extinguished, and the students gasped for air as if they were surviving a disaster.

"Also, I thought it was going to explode..."

"Teacher Cheng! You must have secretly added something strange into it, right?"

Cheng Rang: "Hey~(<ゝω)☆"

"Hey, you're so big! Don't try to be cute!"

It’s computer accessories, I added computer accessories!

Cheng Rang was caught red-handed by the students when he failed to show off and was embarrassed. He could only lower his head and admit that he had indeed added some ingredients.

"But there's nothing more than making this thing shine. Let's have a taste~ Come on, come on!"

Pick up the spoon and take a bite. The smooth and tender tofu wrapped in bright red gravy seems to be dancing on the spoon. The spicy and fragrant flavor penetrates into the nose in waves, making your mouth water.

The first one to bravely try must be Xiao Mo...

Put the mapo tofu into your mouth, with a happy expression on your face, and hum like the peach blossoms blooming in spring.

"Hmm~~delicious!"

Seeing this, the students also stepped forward to try, but all of them were so hot that they stuck out their tongues and fanned themselves with their hands, and beads of sweat broke out from their foreheads.

"Ha, ha, it's so spicy! But it's also so delicious, I can't stop eating it!"

Koro-sensei flashed and reappeared with two rice cookers in his hands: "Students, teacher, I have steamed the rice in advance!"

"Hey guys, I can eat three bowls of rice!"

The students quickly devoured the plate of food with one spoonful at a time, and everyone said they enjoyed it.

"Teacher Cheng, can we also make such delicious Mapo Tofu?!"

"Of course." Cheng Rang nodded and said: "Everyone has seen that, teacher, I only used the seasonings and ingredients available on the stove. The most important thing is the control of the seasoning proportion and heat. Of course, the final thickening is also very important. ."

"Thickening...what is it?"

Cheng Rang explained to everyone: "Thickening is to use water and starch to thicken the soup of the dishes in the pot, so that it can be wrapped around the ingredients, adding more flavor, and also has the effect of adjusting the taste."

"That's it~"

"So, Teacher Cheng, how much of these seasonings should be added?"

"The right amount."

"——Isn't this the same as not saying anything at all!!"

While everyone was complaining, Lu finally stood up and raised his hands: "Everyone, I have analyzed the video of Teacher Cheng's cooking and the taste of the final dish, and can give you specific data."

"Tofu (250g), beef (55g), garlic sprouts (1 root), tempeh (15g),

Sichuan pepper powder (3g), rice wine (5g), salt (3g), starch (5g), peanut oil (15g), green onion (5g)..."

After Ritsu accurately reported the values ​​of the seasonings, the students quickly took notes to write them down.

"As expected of Xiaolu, this will make it more intuitive and clear!"

"You're welcome, classmates, let's work hard to make delicious food~"

"oh!"

Then it was the students' turn to practice. Koro-sensei and Cheng Rang guided everyone in the classroom and gave answers to their questions.

In the end, almost every group of students gave a passable answer sheet.

After all, this is my first time making it, and the seasoning ratio is strictly controlled, so it won’t be called unpalatable.

At most, some may be too thick and some may be too thin depending on the intensity of the heat.

but--

"Okuda-san...why is your mapo tofu purple?"

As judges, Koro-sensei and Cheng Rang raised their spoons to face the last mapo tofu served by Okuda Aimi, and they all questioned the souls of the strange-quality dish that exuded purple-black mist on the plate in front of them.

"This...this is because...that...I want to try if I can also prepare the glowing part through a chemical reaction."

"——No matter how you think about it, it's impossible!!" The students shouted as they stared at the plate of strange dishes with tense expressions.

Then Cheng Rang immediately pointed out that there was actually poison in it.

"—Even ghosts can see it, you say so!?"

In the end, Koro-sensei finished processing the dish of mapo tofu, which can be called a chemical weapon, on his own, and gave a comment: "It actually tastes pretty good."

A thrilling home economics class ended with the students' complaints. Finally, each group of students enjoyed the dishes they made.

It happened to be lunch time, and everyone spoke highly of the food they worked hard with their companions. Although everyone was sweating from the heat, they all enjoyed the meal.

"Hey, where did my boiled fish go?"

When Cheng Rang returned to the podium after the class, he found that his boiled fish was missing. He had been thinking about it for a long time and still hadn't had a chance to take a bite, which made Cheng Rang particularly concerned.

Koro-sensei was always with him, so he probably didn’t have time to commit the crime...

"Wow, this one is hotter!"

Cheng Rang's head caught the sound coming from the corner of the corridor like a radar.

Xiao Mo and Akabane held Cheng Rang's portion of boiled fish and hid here to share it with Shiota Nagisa and Kayano.

"Hey, you four!!" Cheng Rang's head popped out from behind him, his eyes shining.

"Teacher Cheng is here, run!!"

"Don't run away, give me a bite!"

"I don't want it, just a little bit~"

Today's Class E is full of "laughter and laughter" as usual.

Chapter 54 The time between L and R

Today's lesson: English.

"Students, do you understand? There are not even half of the uncommon words in this pornographic joke." Teacher Irina is showing a clip from a foreign TV series on a projector and explaining the pronunciation based on its dialogue.

"No matter which country you are in, the things you talk about in daily conversations are actually the same. There should be people like this around you, right?"

"Everyone knows that the word "reality" in English is "Reality". Kimura, tell me again. "Irina named a classmate to stand up.

"Lee...Lee Ali..."

"Okay, zero points - the pronunciations of L and R are completely confused." Irina crossed her arms.

"You must practice until others can understand you when you speak English. For example - classmate Xiao Mo."

Xiao Mo stood up and read the word "Reality" in a very standard American accent.

"Okay, just like that, that's a perfect score." Irina nodded with satisfaction and motioned for Xiao Mo to sit down.

"Although foreigners who are familiar with English can understand what you express, they will still feel incongruous. When learning a foreign language in your native language, you will definitely encounter such difficult-to-pronounce sounds. For difficult-to-pronounce sounds, You must not escape, you must face difficulties and work hard to overcome them!”

"Starting from today, teacher, I will frequently conduct random checks on your spoken pronunciation. If you confuse L with R again...the teacher will punish you with a deep kiss in public~"

Irina blinked and warned in a soft voice, her fingers touching her plump cherry lips as if hinting.

…

After school.

"Teacher Bichi's classes are really obscene."

"There are too many pornographic jokes. It's not a TV series that should be watched by middle school students, right?"

Everyone walked out of the classroom while discussing one sentence after another.

Shiota Nagisa smiled and said: "However, it is indeed easy to understand. I have also heard others say that foreign TV dramas are indeed a very good English teaching material."

Yada Momo raised her hands to straighten her bangs, seeming to remember Irina's previous behavior in class where she was a little shy: "After all, Ms. Biki specializes in assassination work, and her conversation skills are extremely proficient."

He hugged Momo Yata who was about to fall down in a very flirtatious manner and used this as a template - "That's how he hugged me tightly and said "You're damn attractive""

"

Yata Momo smiled bitterly and said: "The old stories of being dealt with by several men at the same time are also something that people never tire of hearing."

Sugaya stopped aside.

"but……"

"but?"

"Even if you answer correctly, you will still be kissed deeply by Hiki-sensei in the end -" Sugaya, with red cheeks, scratched his chin in embarrassment, as if he was still unsatisfied with Hiki-sensei's kissing skills before.

Koro-sensei leaned against the window and watched the students who were talking and laughing, "Oh, hehe, it's really great to use the techniques I'm good at to arouse students' interest in learning to the maximum extent, and to use real past experiences for practical teaching. amazing."

"See you tomorrow, Teacher Bichi~"

"If you only focus on fishing for Kaizi, your IQ will drop."

"——Don't trouble me, you are a bunch of brats!"

Now everyone can communicate with Irina as one, which is gratifying.

After school, it is often time for teachers to communicate, discussing the progress of their students and tomorrow's class schedule.

After Irina said "cordial and friendly" goodbyes to her classmates, she returned to the office with a tired look on her face.

"Ah - really, I'm so tired! I've had enough of teaching those brats!" She complained and sat down on the sofa.

"But the students all seem to like your class." Cheng Rang slowly made a cup of hot tea and placed it in front of Irina. "If I were teaching English to everyone, I would be bored. It’s no longer possible~”

"There's nothing to be proud of at all. I'm a killer! I only stayed here to kill that octopus." Irina said awkwardly, picked up the tea cup and took a sip, staring to the side unconsciously. Karasuma glanced at the computer, but was blocked by an octopus.

"...Speaking of that key octopus monster! This bastard is admiring my career line while sipping tea leisurely!"

Suck it~ Koro-sensei, who showed a pink expression, seemed to be attracted by the ravine on Irina's chest. He didn't know whether he was sipping tea or savoring something sweeter.

Irina raised the dagger and stabbed Koro-sensei repeatedly, but she must have been dodged by them all, and all the benefits she could see were seen.

Sweat dripped from Wu Jian's forehead, "Don't be impatient, this guy is such an assassination target. Didn't you choose to stay just to find a suitable opportunity to kill this guy?"

"But mostly it's not because of that guy, Fu x-on:k!" Irina threw the dagger at Cheng Rang with a vicious look on her face, but he caught it easily with two fingers.

"Humph, I don't have time to continue playing with you!" Upon seeing this, Irina got up and left angrily.

Koro-sensei: "Hiki-sensei seems to be in a bad mood~"

Wu Jian: "You don't want to think about who did the good thing..."

Cheng Rang spread his hands helplessly: "A woman~"

"Don't talk like you know everything."

"I have a wife." Cheng Rang opened the phone screen and showed it to Wu Jian.

"...I'm going back first." Karasujian closed the computer with a tense expression, stood up and left. If he continues to stay, I'm afraid he will be gossiped about by Teacher Cheng again about when he will find a partner.

What's wrong with being single? It's better to perform tasks alone, isn't it?

Irina, who was walking along the corridor, looked very worried. She was thinking about how to find an opportunity to kill these two monsters, but she couldn't figure it out after much thought.

Suddenly, a thin steel cable wrapped around her neck, and a huge force suddenly lifted her up. When she realized it, her feet had already left the ground, and her whole body was suspended from the ceiling.

"Well!!"

Tightrope trap? How come there is this in the school...!

who is it? Why do you want to kill me?

Fortunately, as a professional killer, his reaction was good enough. At the critical moment, he had separated the fatal thin wire rope from his throat with his hands, so that he did not lose consciousness on the spot.

But he couldn't last more than a few minutes if he continued like this. His fingers felt like tearing pain, and the steel cable had been deeply dug into his flesh.

"I'm surprised to see you working as a teacher, Irina."

"!?" The voice from behind made Irina look surprised.