Chapter 728
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"Congratulations, Haruto-san~ A sugar-shell multi-purpose saber!"
"——Isn't this a Swiss Army knife made of hard candy!?"
It's crunchy and crunchy, but to be honest, it's quite sweet and delicious.
Maehara babbled and commented.
"Yeah, apple flavor."
Chapter 86 The time of empathy
"Hmm...it's so hot. Let's go back to the classroom quickly."
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"So cool~!"
As soon as they entered the classroom, the strong cold air from the central air conditioner gave the students a refreshing environment.
Everyone couldn't help but think that thanks to Teacher Cheng's help in improving the school building, otherwise this unbearable summer would have been a torment.
But even with air conditioning, boys and girls are still divided into two groups——
"I'm telling you, boys, the temperature of this air conditioner is set too low. We all feel that our hands and feet are cold!" Hayami Rinka frowned and pointed at the 16 degrees Celsius on the air conditioner panel with her arms akimbo. "You can't say that after having an air conditioner in the summer, Just turn the temperature down so low, you'll catch a cold."
"Hey~ What does it matter? In the summer, the air conditioner has to be turned down a little to feel better. It feels like eating ice cream in an air-conditioned room wrapped in a quilt..."
"Who would eat ice cream wrapped in a quilt? It's really unreasonable." Saying this, Hayami Rinka pressed the panel to adjust the temperature to 26 degrees.
As a result, someone immediately protested on the boys' side: "You don't have the exclusive right to air conditioners. It's whatever the original temperature is!"
However, the factory setting of this central air conditioner is sixteen degrees, and the boys cunningly used this excuse to accuse Hayami-san.
"The temperature is too low, and many girls can't stand it!"
"So it's very hot outside. Why don't you go outside and warm yourself up before you come back?"
"How can you talk like that?! You are so annoying!"
"Huh? It's obvious that you were the first to make trouble unreasonably."
It has to be said that even the angles at which teenage boys and girls quarrel are very strange.
"Since you said that, if you don't agree, go to the teacher."
"Look for it!"
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"Oh...how high should the air conditioner be turned on?" Several boys and girls who disliked each other found Koro-sensei who was enjoying the air conditioner in the office.
"The boys turn on the air conditioner too low! Many of us girls can't stand it. If we keep blowing it like this, we will definitely catch a cold."
"It's hard for Class E to have air conditioning. I must enjoy the summer of my last year of junior high school!"
Both sides insisted on their opinions and refused to give in to each other, and finally decided to ask Koro-sensei for an explanation.
"Well -" Koro-sensei scratched his chin and said, "The air conditioner temperature really shouldn't be too low. We should discuss a suitable temperature together. After all, the environment in the classroom is shared by everyone."
"We think the temperature on the girls' side is too high!"
"You boys are too low-key!"
"Don't quarrel over this kind of thing!"
Korosensei took out a handkerchief and wiped it with a cold sweat, and finally gave a suggestion: "Since there is no way to mediate it, why not let Mr. Cheng who installed the air conditioner for you solve it?"
"Okay!"xN
"Don't push it on me, you octopus, aren't you the class teacher?" Cheng Rang, who was sitting aside and preparing to watch the show, was suddenly stared at by his classmates. He leaned back tactically, indicating that I am a physical education teacher. , shouldn’t you, the head teacher, be fully responsible for all the chores in the class?
"Ahem, how about you guys fight? Who wins and who gets the initiative in air conditioning?" Cheng Rang said with a wry smile and shrugged.
"Just beat me. Are we still afraid of you boys if we have Xiao Mo!" (Girls roll up their sleeves)
"So cunning——!" (The boys shook their fists in protest)
"I'm kidding, classmates! Please be sure not to fight among yourself, just for the sake of an air conditioner!" Seeing that the situation was not going well, Cheng Rang quickly stepped forward to stop it.
Hey, I didn’t expect that today’s children would still have conflicts over such trivial matters. Doesn’t this violate my original intention of installing air conditioners for everyone?
The purpose of installing air conditioners in classrooms is so that students can have an environment where they can study and listen to lectures with peace of mind in the hot summer, but it would be completely unworthy of a quarrel over this matter.
But on the one hand, there is indeed a problem, that is, the temperature of the air conditioner in the classroom cannot take into account everyone's feelings.
This group of students are now confident of being favored. Cheng Rang's gentle and good-natured attitude is destined to fail to satisfy the children.
If you favor boys, you will be criticized by girls, and you won't be able to give in to girls.
Favoring girls will make the boys who trust you feel uncomfortable——
In his short career as a teacher, Cheng Rang felt for the first time that he would be in a dilemma for a mere air-conditioning temperature.
"How about... let's all vote? Everyone writes down the ideal temperature on paper and does a secret vote, and the one with the highest number of votes will be the final air-conditioning temperature?"
If it is the opinion of the majority of people, then there is nothing to argue about. If the few at the top and bottom are dissatisfied, they can only tolerate it a little bit.
If the final temperature is too low for someone to bear, just provide a thin blanket or something to protect them.
“It’s okay to vote!”
"We don't have any objections either-"
Both men and women nodded in agreement, and then their eyes collided, sparks bursting out unwilling to admit defeat.
However, the "leaders" headed by the male and female factions went back to canvass for votes openly.
Good guys, are you going to implement temperature separation in a class? !
When Cheng Rang saw this, he immediately told Koro-sensei: You octopus still left too little homework for them.
After a class break, Cheng Rang received the voting results handed to him by class committee member Isogai.
Twenty-eight in total
votes, one of whom abstained (Xiao Lv).
There were thirteen votes for girls and fourteen votes for boys. The result was just as Cheng Rang expected. The students were very united.
"Boys are all 16 degrees, and girls are all 26 degrees..." At this moment, Cheng Rang, who was holding the vote in his hand, felt his scalp was numb and looked up at the girls who were following Isogai-san with angry faces on their faces.
"The boys have one more vote than us! If everyone unites together, the girls will definitely not win!"
Come on, as expected——
"Hey...why can't everyone understand each other? We are obviously a harmonious group. Girls, please be more considerate of boys' angry feelings, and boys should also care about female classmates who are in poor health."
"Just, even if you say this - we are not girls, how can we feel the same way!"
Cheng Rang's persuasion actually made the students who had been at odds for a long time relax a bit, but they still held on because of the face among the brothers (sisters).
"Oh! That's a good saying. Then the teacher will let you feel the same way!!" Cheng Rang clapped his hands vigorously as if he suddenly found something important. "Call all the students back. Today, Teacher Cheng will teach you. A class meeting!”
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The class bell rang, and the students stared eagerly at the door of the classroom. Cheng Rang strode in holding a mysterious cardboard box and placed it on the podium.
There seemed to be a lot of glass bottles inside, and the sound of bottles clattering against each other could be heard.
"Ahem, in order to let boys and girls feel each other's feelings - today, teacher, I have brought you some rare props."
"..."
Teacher Cheng opened the box under everyone's gaze and took out a small bottle, which contained an unknown transparent liquid with a strange colorful sheen on the surface.
After that, every student except Ritsu received a bottle.
"Every student please drink the drink in your hand."
"Teacher Cheng...can you tell us what's inside?"
"You will know after you drink it. This is a magic potion that allows boys and girls to empathize with each other and understand each other's feelings." Cheng Rang looked serious.
"Really……?"
Everyone drank the "drink" in their hands with hesitation. The bottle contained only about ten milliliters, which was about the size of a bottle cap.
The next second, everyone was shocked when they discovered that their bodies and the classmates around them had suddenly changed.
"Ahhh!! How come I turned into a girl!?"
"Ugh, what is this? Why did I turn into a boy?!"
Cheng Rang coughed hard twice, and finally shouted to signal everyone to calm down, and then explained: "Don't worry, you have not changed your gender, it's just that your cognition and feeling have changed to the opposite gender - Teacher I don’t have the guts to modify your human body~”
"The potion only lasts for one class. You don't have to worry about whether to go to the men's or women's bathroom after class. The teacher just wants you to feel for yourself what it feels like to not be understood in the eyes of the other person. of."
The air conditioning temperature is 26 degrees in the first half of the class and 16 degrees in the second half.
At this time, a classmate suddenly raised his hand in surprise, stood up, pointed at Nagisa Shioda and shouted: "Teacher!! Why is it that only Xiaonagisa has not changed!!"
Shiota Nagisa's face turned red in alarm, and he covered his chest and shouted: "That's just because you guys don't look the same! That's not the point at all!!"
This unique class meeting can be said to be the most impressive class period for everyone.
It is true that many people experience each other's different feelings.
Especially the "boys" who yelled the most fiercely. Facing the 16-degree air-conditioning cold wind, they all lay on the table and covered their slightly cramped abdomen and said: "Teacher Cheng... we were wrong! We really did." I didn’t know girls would feel so uncomfortable at this time...!"
The "girls" fanned themselves with their textbooks and said sarcastically: "Ah~ the 16-degree air conditioner is really cool, otherwise it should just keep going like this. It feels like boys' bodies are really convenient and good." use."
“I don’t want it!!” xN
In the end, the farce known as the "Air Conditioning Temperature War" ended with both sides giving in to each other.
after class--
"Nagisa-san, are you okay? Why do you look so pale?"
"No, it's nothing...it's just that there seems to be some aftereffects from the feeling just now."
The boys looked at each other and finally smiled bitterly.
"I mean Nagisa, you are still a girl, right?"
"Tell me, what are you talking about! I'm not a girl, you bastards! Didn't we go to the toilet together!"
"Well~ It's just a joke, don't be so excited."
Shiota Nagisa raised the corner of his mouth: "Oh, I hope you really understand this feeling, otherwise I will try my best to get a real gender-changing potion from Teacher Cheng, and turn all of you bad friends into beautiful ones." Girls.”
"Hey...! Let's forget it!" Everyone trembled and immediately dispersed with laughter.
Chapter 87 The time is coming
However, no matter how excessive the usual fun is, this place is still a school. Since it is a school, it is based on learning.
A place where habits dominate.
It is already July, and the final exams for the first half of the third grade of junior high school will be held in a while. The students in Class E's "Assassination Teacher" have to face not only academic pressure, but also pressure about assassination.
In other words, as long as they pass this final exam, they will have more than half of the time left to save the earth.
A lot of things happened during this period. For example, the adjusted student Horibe Itonari returned together with Mr. Shiro and caused a huge stir in the underground swimming pool. When he learned that Koro-sensei couldn't swim in the water because the water absorbed by his tentacles would affect his speed. , and even used money to buy off Terasaka-san, who had always disliked Koro-sensei.
As a result, Terasaka, who was kept in the dark, almost put the entire class in danger. During a class period when Cheng asked Ritsu to repair the previous skin damage, he used an external water pump to fill the entire underground swimming pool area with water. He personally pressed the start button of the crazy plan without knowing the truth.
Fortunately, Terasaka, who was unhappy with this later, turned against him and formed an alliance with Akabane Industry.
After all, Koro-sensei's weakness is also equivalent to Horibe Itokinari's weakness. According to this characteristic, the two worked together with their classmates and Koro-sensei to repel Itokinari.
However, when Cheng Rang came back with Lu, who had completed the maintenance, and heard about this, he pointed to the eye-catching red emergency button next to the swimming pool with a puzzled look on his face and said: "So, isn't there an emergency drainage system here? Why do you have to torture me?" The swimming pool that you worked so hard to take care of exploded with a hole?"
"——I didn't see it! Write a slogan for me next time!"
However, this result is always good. Terasaka-san also became more honest because of his guilt, and tried to gradually integrate into the group... Although the effort required is far more than this, it is still a step forward.
But swimming lessons can only be put on hold during this period.
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