Chapter 396: Instant Noodles, What’s the Use?

This story may sound a bit bizarre at first, but it is indeed true. When Taoist Guang talked about this past event in Xuexiang, there were even crystal tears oozing out of the corners of his eyes...

The most painful things in life are when you want to surf the Internet without ifi, when you go to the toilet without toilet paper, when you eat instant noodles without seasoning, and when someone dies and the money is not spent.

"Brother Dog, just accept this thing. All you need to do is convey my request to the senior outside." Taoist Guang said to Loopy Ha.

He has made enough psychological preparations. For most people, Immortal Lord's situation is out of reach.

In the early years, Taoist Guang was walking on the wrong side, and before using this weird method to survive the spiritual calamity of reincarnation, Taoist Guang spent 500 years of his life and calculated that to survive this calamity, the danger of walking on the wrong side was the least. Yes, and a very important point is to have help from noble people.

Therefore, Taoist Guang has been thinking about this issue since he met Wang Ling.

But, could the noble person he met in his fate really be Wang Ling?

So, before leaving the soul space, Loopy Ha didn't show any politeness and directly used the "space swallowing technique" to swallow the drawing into his mouth.

After leaving this space, Loopy Toad has woken up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a silver-haired young man looking at him curiously.

Xiao Yin stared at Loopy Toad and shouted, "Wow, I'm really awake! There was some meaty aroma coming from the barrel just now, I thought it was already cooked."

Loopy Toad: "..."

"How do you feel?" Wang Ling stared at Loopy Ha and asked via voice transmission.

Loopy Toad closed his eyes and circulated his spiritual power for a week. He could clearly feel a special divine power operating in his body, feeling refreshed and refreshed.

After bathing in the blood of the holy beast, there is indeed a feeling of renewal. The spiritual power runs more smoothly than before, and it can be said that it flows unimpeded. Not only that, it can even feel the pleasure coming from the depths of the soul...

This is a manifestation of the improved fit between the soul and the body.

Loopy Toad nodded: "I do feel a lot more comfortable." The blood of the holy beast indeed accelerated the integration between his soul and body.

However, Loopy Ha discovered a very serious problem!

My dog's hair actually turned red!

"Why did my fur turn red?" I was used to having green fur, but I was really not used to seeing this red fur. Not only is it ugly, but it is also easily misunderstood. From a distance, it looks like a Jinhua ham!

Xiao Yin smiled evilly: "After soaking in the blood of the holy beast, it will take at least a month for the color to fade away."

Pen: "It's okay, our family has a secret!"

Xiaoyin: "What is this..."

Pen: "A pack of washing powder inspired by the Lord himself can turn Africans into Europeans."

"..." Xiao Yin once again felt that his outlook on life had been hit hard.

Wang Ling breathed a sigh of relief when it was confirmed that the blood of the holy beast was indeed effective. However, a single treatment could not completely solve the problem of narcolepsy. Wang Ling speculated that it would take at least three soakings to be completely cured.

So, Wang Ling held his chin up and began to look up and down at Xiao Yin.

The expression on this face made Xiao Yin feel trembling.

From the analysis of the eyes, this indifference seems to be mixed with a bit of gentleness, and the gentleness is also a bit "kind"... This is a typical smile hiding a knife!

"..."

Xiao Yin already had a bad premonition.

He saw Wang Ling reach out and make a move, and a square box appeared out of thin air in Wang Ling's hand.

Then, Wang Ling was seen holding the box carefully, taking a deep breath... He seemed to be forcibly suppressing some excitement, trying to keep himself calm, and handed it to Xiao Yin's hands, with a still tone in his voice. With a bit of indifference: "Your reward."

Xiao Yin held the box of crispy noodles and fell into deep thought: "..." He originally thought that the twenty packs of crispy noodles as a reward were a joke, but he didn't expect that the final reward was actually crispy noodles!

That’s a full 4,000 ml of holy beast blood!

Xiao Yin felt a burst of liver pain, but soon he realized that Wang Ling seemed to be in more pain than his own liver... Who could tell him what the hell was that look on his face that was staring at the crispy noodles with reluctance? ah!

Pen: "This is the reward that the Lord promised you, and it has been settled in advance. Mr. Yin should still have 6000 ml of holy beast blood that he has not supplied. I wonder when Mr. Yin can deliver it next time?"

Xiaoyin: "..."

For the first time, Xiao Yin felt that she had never been so miserable since she was born!

Xiaoyin was holding a box of crispy noodles, with grievance written all over his face.

Just noodles...

What can you do with this crispy noodles?

Can it activate blood circulation and nourish the skin like Zhuyan Dan?

Can it clear menstruation and cleanse meridians like marrow-washing pills?

Can it replenish Jingqi like Da Huan Dan?

Can it be brought back to life like the Huihun Pill?

Or can it improve the realm like an advanced elixir?

Obviously...neither can!

What's more, the existence of the advanced pill is just a legend, and it is impossible to exist... Although there are indeed relevant records in historical books, no one has been able to study the advanced pill so far. Xiao Yin had long heard that the Xiao Clan had spent a lot of money and gathered thousands of the top alchemy masters in the country to set up a research laboratory with the Xiao Clan's elite alchemists as the core.

However, it has been more than ten years, and even the basic formula of the advanced pill has not been developed.

So, Xiaoyin was waiting for the box of instant noodles, which contained 20 packs, and pondered...

Speaking of realm, the highest level among spirit beasts is the first grade, and if a first grade spirit beast wants to be promoted to the level of a holy beast, it is no different from a cultivator's tribulation, which requires a huge amount of time and a heavy price.

However, there are actually very few cases of spiritual beasts being promoted to holy beasts through late-stage cultivation... As far as Xiaoyin himself remembers, there seem to be no more than two in history.

In addition to late-stage cultivation, the other type is pure natural holy beasts inherited purely by blood relationship.

Xiaoyin belongs to the second category.

However, even pure natural holy beasts are divided into three, six, and nine grades. Xiaoyin believes that he should be ranked at the middle level in the ranks of holy beasts. He belongs to the sixth grade holy beast. When he was just born, he was only the ninth grade. In order to cultivate to the sixth grade... It took him six thousand years.

Two thousand years per grade...

And he is now eight thousand years old. As far as holy beasts are concerned, this age is still considered a "baby". It's just that for a holy beast, it's too difficult to break through the realm...

What's more, holy beasts are almost extinct in this world now. There may be other holy beasts, but they may all be hiding.

At least in the past hundred years, Xiaoyin has not felt the breath of any other holy beasts...

So, Xiaoyin feels that he may be the only holy beast left in the world today.

It's so rare... Why can't you cherish me and love me?

Thinking of this, Xiaoyin suddenly felt a little sad.

And seeing the silver-haired young man holding the crisp noodles with a wronged look on his face, the pen couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Some people are born with blessings but don't know how to appreciate them...

"Brother Xiaoyin, these crisp noodles are personally enlightened by the master, and their value is extraordinary." The pen couldn't help but reach out and pat Xiaoyin on the shoulder: "How many people want it but can't get it, you've made a fortune!"

"Huh?"

Xiaoyin was confused by this.