Chapter 413: Master Diulei's Magically Modified Song (12/44)

Wang Ling didn't expect that his gift could make Master Diulei so happy. The problem was that when he was in the villa just now, the white-shirted young man's expression on his face when he received the gift was pleasantly surprised, but he was not so happy that he had to sing to express his feelings...

Wang Ling suddenly felt that he seemed to have discovered a hidden attribute of Master Diulei.

This was probably the legendary sultry...

Wang Ling always felt that he was the only one with this problem.

But then again, Wang Ling remembered that this song "Take You on a Trip" should be a popular song recently. A few days ago, after class, he saw Chen Chao wearing headphones and playing the song on repeat. He even played it on the inter-school broadcast during lunch break every Thursday, making the whole campus filled with a romantic atmosphere.

In addition to this song, there is another more brainwashing song recently, "We Are Different"...

But the problem is that he has never heard Master Diulei sing! So when he saw Master Diulei singing this dry voice, not only Wang Ling, but also the others in the group froze in front of the screen for three seconds.

The Dharma King was stunned for a moment, and then typed a line of words in the group: "True Lord, although I haven't listened to it yet, do you know... Fat Tiger?"

Everyone: "..."

Cai Lian Zhenren: "Dharma King... You should still listen to it. This is very rude."

Dharma King: "I'm not worried that the True Lord has developed some musical weapons and is looking for us to experiment with..."

For a while, the group fell into a brief silence.

Because no one can figure out what happened to the True Lord today, he was so happy that he couldn't help singing a song.

At this time, it was Xiaoyin who took the lead in cheering: "Everyone come and listen, the True Lord sings very well!"

Well...

With an appreciative attitude, Wang Ling clicked on the voice of the True Lord Diulei singing.

As a holy beast, although Xiaoyin doesn't usually listen to human music, he still has the ability to appreciate it.

And the fact is indeed as Xiaoyin said, Wang Ling thinks that the True Lord Diulei sings...very well!

Not only was every note in tune, but the voice when singing was also quite distinctive, completely different from the normal voice of speaking, and there was a feeling of a warm-hearted senior in it!

Erha was also a little surprised: "It seems that the True Lord is still quite capable!"

When Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there were already a lot of likes and cheers.

Cailian Zhenren was a little excited, and gave several thumbs up: "The True Lord sings really well! This is the first time I heard the True Lord sing, and I can record it like this with a mobile phone... It's really amazing!"

Dongye Immortal couldn't help but praise: "It's really well sung."

At this time, the voice of Diulei Zhenjun only sang the content of the main song, and then started to play the chorus...

Wang Ling suddenly felt that something seemed to be wrong.

Cailian Zhenren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics? Why do the lyrics of the chorus seem a little different from what I heard before? Shouldn't the first sentence be "I want to take you to romantic Turkey..."?"

Diulei Zhenjun finally replied: "No, I changed the lyrics. I have a habit of changing the lyrics when singing."

Cailian Zhenren replied: "I see, but Zhenjun's lyrics are quite rhyming, at least at first glance, it doesn't feel out of place."

Diulei Zhenjun: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing lyrics!"

About three seconds later, Diulei Zhenjun very confidently posted his modified lyrics...

"Take You on a Trip" · Diulei Zhenjun Magic Modified Version, chorus lyrics:

I want to take you to the romantic Ma Mai Pi...

Then go to the holy land of cultivation together...

Actually, I prefer to stay at home...

Eat a bag of instant noodles to fill my stomach...

Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into silence.

Wang Ling sucked in a breath of cold air: "..." In order to make the lyrics rhyme... Too crazy!

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It was already afternoon in a blink of an eye. After Wang Ling clicked on the song sung by Diulei Zhenjun, he couldn't calm down for a long time...

And at this moment, Wang Ling suddenly heard Wang's father screaming in the villa. The scream was so shrill, just like the supporting characters in Conan discovering the crime scene...

Erhaco suddenly raised his dog head: "What's going on?"

Wang Ling knew without looking that this must be Wang's father's old illness coming back. Wang Ling could judge what happened to Wang's father from the degree of his screams. Such inhumane and painful howlings... Wang Ling judged that it must be Wang's father's hemorrhoids coming back.

This is the valuable experience Wang Ling has accumulated in the villa for many years.

Hemorrhoids are Wang's father's old problem. The main reason is still related to lack of exercise and long-term sitting, which is completely caused by bad living habits.

First of all, Dad Wang rarely goes out. He sits on the armchair in the study and writes all day. Besides that, the toilet in the bathroom is the place that Dad Wang likes to visit the most, second only to the armchair in the study. According to Mom Wang, if you add up the time that Dad Wang spends on the toilet, it would take you a long time to think about the Three Lives and Three Worlds, and maybe even see the Peach Blossoms…

The most important point is that Dad Wang’s hemorrhoids have a very strong drug resistance! Ordinary drugs can’t cure it! Every time he has hemorrhoids, he has to use the special medicine developed by the immortal Dongye.

Wang Ling had also seen the medicine. It was a pile of powder that looked shiny and felt very cold to the touch. Pour it on the affected area and leave it for about 30 seconds to heal immediately. But the price to pay for it was the excruciating pain...

Of course, Wang Ling could actually cure a minor illness like this...

But Wang's father refused to let him treat it.

Wang's father felt ashamed to let his son treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, he couldn't even overcome such a minor illness, so how could he take on such an important task! ? This is a man's dignity! If you are a man, you should overcome hemorrhoids by yourself!

This was the oath that Wang's father made in his heart after he got hemorrhoids for the first time that year...

For more than a minute, Wang's father's screams continued to come...

This time it seemed to take a little longer, and Wang Ling decided to take a look.

Under normal circumstances, the screams should end in about 30 seconds.

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Wang Ling had just come downstairs when his father’s screams had just stopped. He was lying on the sofa, sweating profusely, as weak as a lady who had just given birth…

Wang’s mother put away the medicine and couldn’t help but blame him: “Your problem is that you use your phone on the toilet. I’ll cut off your internet connection when you go to the toilet!”

“No! Even if it hurts me to death! You can’t cut off my internet connection!” Wang’s father was excited: “The time I spend sitting on the toilet every morning is the time I use my smurf account to fight the trolls!”

“That’s fine… I won’t cut off the internet connection. I have other ways.”

Wang’s mother couldn’t help but smile. This smile was a little cunning, which made Wang Ling and Erha startled. Then, Wang's mother turned to look at Wang Ling: "Lingling, you're just in time. Contact Xiao Ming later and ask him to send your father's birthday present in advance."

Wang Ling: "..."

Wang's father: "What? Xiao Ming prepared a gift for me?"

Wang's mother smiled: "Yes, this is customized for you by Xiao Ming himself!"

Wang's father: "Isn't my birthday still early... Why are you in a hurry! Anyway, what is this gift?"

Wang's mother continued to smile: "Smart anti-hemorrhoid temperature-adjusting toilet."

Wang's father: "..."

Wang Ling; "..."

Wang's mother: "The longer you sit on this toilet, the higher the temperature. Xiao Ming said that even if you are in the Nascent Soul stage, you have to stand up after sitting for less than five minutes."

Wang's father: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."