Chapter 7 What the Fuck Is This Toy?

Chapter 7 What the fuck is this toy?

As soon as the box is opened, the first thing that comes into view is a thick product manual.

Take away the instruction manual, and underneath is a metal box similar to a toolbox. Through the glass cover of the box, you can see that there are small tools of unknown use inside.

"What's this?"

Puzzled, he removed the packaging bag of the manual and opened the first page.

【Thank you for purchasing the children's educational toys series produced by Yuetu Company】

"Son...children's toys?"

After being dazed for a moment, he quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message.

【Chen Yu: "You want me to evaluate a children's toy?"】

[Transdimensional promotion: "Yes. Although it is only a low-level technological product, in order to apply for this product for you, I still owe a lot of people."]

【Chen Yu: "Are you serious?"】

[Overtime Promotion: "That's right. What's wrong, Mr. Chen?"]

"I……"

Chen Yu wanted to swear, but he gave up. He picked up the manual and read it carefully.

Even if it's just a children's toy, it's a toy from the future time and space. Maybe there's a universe inside it...

Sure enough, when he only read the three-page instruction manual, he was startled by the "Qian Kun" in this "children's toy", and his whole body felt cold instantly.

"Gulu."

Swallowing, Chen Yu picked up the phone and typed with trembling thumbs.

【Chen Yu: "You told me this thing is a toy?"】

【Transdimensional promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen."】

【Chen Yu: "It's still a children's toy?"】

[Transdimensional promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen. Is there any question?"]

【Chen Yu: "Are the children in your future world going to play with making nuclear bombs at home?"】

[Transdimensional promotion: "..."]

【Chen Yu: "Uranium-235 Nuclear Power Laboratory! Is this the name of a children's toy?!"】

[Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please calm down, this product is mainly for children to understand elements and physics, increase their knowledge and hands-on ability. And there are protective devices inside the product, which will not cause radiation damage, let alone random nuclear explosions .do not worry."】

【Chen Yu: "..."】

【Overtime promotion: "Please believe me! It's just a toy."】

【Chen Yu: "Can I exchange the goods?"】

[Overtime promotion: "Non-quality problems can't be exchanged, dear."]

"well."

Putting down the phone and holding the instruction manual, Chen Yu sighed, and continued to look through it. The more he read it, the more toothache he felt.

Take a look at what's in here...

A Geiger-Müller counter for measuring radioactivity.

An electroscope that measures the charge on an object.

Two scintillation mirrors for observing radioactive decay.

Two Wilson cloud chambers for observing particle trajectories and equipped with displays.

A large protective cover.

An alpha radioactive source made of lead 210 and polonium 210.

A beta source made of ruthenium 106.

Gamma radiation source made of zinc 65.

A ring of aluminum blocks.

A circle of uranium 238.

A polonium beryllium pellet.

8 uranium ore specimens...

Oh, my God, there is also a finger-sized bullet case and a circular detonating device inside! Awesome.

It seems that in terms of population control technology, the future civilization has really come to the forefront, starting directly from the baby...

After reading through the thick manual with difficulty, Chen Yu sat on the floor, lost in thought.

He is rejoicing.

I am glad that my choice to hide my identity last night was so correct.

He is very suspicious, if there are a few more such "crazy" product reviews, Station B may be unlucky...

"Let's write the copy first, and try to finish shooting as soon as possible."

Electronic equipment will leave traces. In order to prevent the possibility of revealing his identity, Chen Yu wrote the copy with pen and paper, and burned it after the filming was completed.

He knows his own strengths and weaknesses, he doesn't know how to host, and he is still stupid. There is no need to write a lengthy introduction, just be concise and straight to the point!

So, within half an hour, the copy of the review was written. The whole is divided into four parts.

One, unpack the product.

Second, product introduction.

Three, operation demonstration.

Fourth, the ending summary.

Taking the manuscript and reading it twice from top to bottom, after making sure that there were no wrong words or unsmooth places, Chen Yu hurriedly started setting the scene.

First, push the bed under the window to create a large space. Then two large sheets were found to cover the walls and the floor. Finally, the table was assembled from large cardboard boxes.

A simple evaluation studio is complete...

"Bang bang bang!"

At this time, the door of the bedroom was knocked suddenly, and Chen Yike's voice came: "Brother! Are you demolishing the house in there? It's sputtering?"

"I'm working out! Don't knock on the door to disturb me!"

"I want to go in and have a look."

"No! Go! Don't bother me."

"Bang bang bang!"

Chen Yike knocked on the door three more times: "Brother! You don't want to commit suicide, do you?"

"puff……"

Chen Yu almost choked on his own saliva.

"Brother! Open the door! Don't scare me!"

"Don't watch those brain-dead dramas from now on, I won't open it, so hurry up."

"If you don't open the door, I'll smash it down!"

Scratching his head irritably, Chen Yu walked to the door and threatened, "Do you still want the money for the autumn outing?"

"want."

"Walk!"

"good."

Hearing Chen Yike's footsteps outside the door, Chen Yu walked back to his "studio", but before he could sit down, Chen Yike shouted again outside the door.

"Brother! There is no compensation for committing suicide by jumping off a building! Don't be stupid!"

"roll!!"

"Come on."

...

Everything was ready, Chen Yu changed into a set of unusual clothes, put on a Peking Opera mask, turned on the video recording function of the camera, and sat silently in front of the camera.

"..."

"..."

He forgot the words.

Quickly picked up the copy and glanced at it, Chen Yu took a deep breath, grabbed the box of "U-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory" with both hands, and put it on the evaluation table with a "bang".

"Hello, audience friends, this is the first episode of the Super Time and Space Evaluation program. The product I bring to you this time is a children's educational toy produced by Yuetu Company, the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory..."

"...As you can see now, the various experimental gadgets in the laboratory, let me briefly explain, this is a scintillation mirror, used to observe radioactive decay..."

"...Then let's put the uranium into the projectile body according to the operation in the manual, but first put the spherical wave detonator on...I repeat, this is a children's educational toy..."

...

Three hours later, the recording was over.

The two hours or so were Chen Yu's various slips of the tongue and mistakes, and there were only more than 20 minutes of effective material. Through editing, it should be possible to synthesize a review video of about fifteen minutes.

But at this moment, Chen Yu didn't care about the evaluation at all...

He pulled his legs out from under the collapsed evaluation table, stood up while leaning on the wall, and glanced at the messy atomic energy laboratory. He took off his mask and took out his phone with an extremely ugly face.

【Chen Yu: "In?"】

[Transdimensional Promotion: "Yes. Is there something for Mr. Chen?"]

【Chen Yu: "Didn't you say that there will be no nuclear explosion?! Ah?!!"】

[Transdimensional promotion: "?"]

Kneeling for recommendation vote support.