Chapter 32: Children Are Strong, and They Are Not Afraid of Hitting Anyone
Chapter 32: Children are strong, and they are not afraid of hitting anyone
In the bedroom at home, Chen Yu held back his expectations for the future [companion robot], and his thumbs flew like flying.
【Chen Yu: "How much is the promotion benefit of the next two times?"】
[Overtime promotion: "In the trial promotion stage, the value of each evaluation and promotion meeting the standard is ten times that of the previous one."】
[Chen Yu: "That is to say, the third evaluation and promotion is 50,000 people watching, and 5,000 people become fans? I have also completed this."]
[Overtime promotion: "The fourth time is 500,000 people watching, and 50,000 people becoming fans. Your hopes are very great!"]
【Chen Yu: "Then I understand. The products you apply for in the future must be strong!"】
[Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please rest assured that our team will do our best for any product application. But during the trial period, you can only apply for small products."]
After logging out of WeChat, Chen Yu glanced at the time displayed on the top of the phone, changed his clothes, and prepared to go to the abacus and mental arithmetic cram school to pick up Chen Erke from school.
"Crackling..."
As soon as the bedroom door was pushed open, Chen Yike and Chen Sanke left in a panic, obviously they had been eavesdropping for a while.
"Come back! Stop!"
Chen Yu suddenly became angry, and roared, shocking the two sisters on the spot.
"What are you listening to at my door?" Chen Yu walked up to the two and asked.
"By the way, I still have fifty words to memorize, so I slipped away." Chen Yike felt dazed, and ran towards her room with two long legs.
"That's right!" Chen Sanke also followed suit, and patted his head: "It's time to drink milk! Slip away."
"Yo-yo! Where are you going?" Chen Yu dragged Chen Yike and Chen Sanke back with each hand: "Say! What are you eavesdropping on outside my room?"
Chen Yike: "I didn't hear anything."
Chen Sanke: "Me too."
Chen Yike: "I just happened to pass by."
Chen Sanke: "Me too."
Chen Yike: "Could it be that you are doing something sneaky in there? I don't want to know!"
Chen Sanke: "Me too."
Chen Yu: "..."
Looking at the two younger sisters in front of him, Chen Yu sighed and let go of his hands: "From now on, don't come near my room! Otherwise, your pocket money will never be gone again!"
"Did my brother give me pocket money before?" Chen Sanke tilted his head in doubt.
Hearing this, Chen Yu directly took out two banknotes from his pocket, one in denomination of ten yuan and one in denomination of one yuan: "Give it now? In the future, if you do these sneaky things again, there will really be no more!"
Chen Yike's eyes suddenly lit up: "Thank you! Grasshopper!"
Chen Sanke: "Thank you! Grasshopper!"
When the words fell, the two younger sisters were going to grab the money.
Chen Sanke grabbed the ten-yuan bill without hesitation.
On the other hand, Chen Yike stretched out his hands, grabbing both the ten-yuan and one-yuan bills in his hands.
Chen Yike: "..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
The two sisters turned their heads and looked at each other. Hostility and sparks gradually burst out from their big eyes.
"I'm my sister, and I'll distribute the money!" Chen Yike spoke first.
"No!" Chen Sanke shook his head: "If you give it to you, you will take it for yourself!"
"Where did you learn the word 'privileging'! What did you learn in school? I can't indulge you anymore. I must control the money."
"No! I'm still young, I need to grow up and buy delicious food."
"You are already overnourished! Look at your fat belly! I will save this money and spend it on you when you lose weight."
"It's a lie! I... I have been undernourished! What if I have a flat chest like you in the future?"
"Ahhh? What nonsense! You're going to die! Where did you learn it..."
Taking advantage of the two sisters getting into a ball, Chen Yu put his hands in his pockets, whistled leisurely, and walked out of the house...
...
When I came to the abacus and mental arithmetic cram school, the class was just over. Chen Yu stood at the door and waited for a while, then Chen Erke rushed out and threw himself on him, rubbing back and forth.
"Okay, stop rubbing." Chen Yu's chest was itchy from being rubbed, and he carried Chen Erke and put her on the ground.
"I thought you forgot me again today."
"How is that possible? You are my own sister."
"You forgot last time."
"I didn't forget last time." Chen Yu patted Chen Erke's little head: "It was your sister who refused to let me go and locked me in the room."
"Ah?" Chen Erke was taken aback: "Why?"
"Maybe it's bad." Taking Chen Erke's small schoolbag, Chen Yu took her while walking and said, "My heart ached at that time, thinking of how helpless you are in the cold wind, my eyes are full of pain." I can't help being vague. I want to jump off the building to pick you up."
"Our house is on the nineteenth floor."
"Yes, that's why I didn't dare to dance. Your sister is really not a good thing."
"Sister is a villain!" Chen Erke clenched her small fist.
"It's still brother, okay?"
"Brother is the best."
"Be good!" Chen Yu laughed, picked up Chen Erke, pointed to the big shopping mall across the street, and said, "Brother, will I take you to see the goldfish?"
"Not good. Don't like it."
"Then let's go to the amusement park."
"It's expensive, right?" Chen Erke seemed a little hesitant.
"Is it too expensive to spend money for my sister? You go and play, brother has money!"
"Good!!!" Chen Erke cheered.
Entering the children's playground on the third floor of the shopping mall, Chen Erke played wildly in it. But after playing for a long time, Chen Yu stopped him.
"Second boy, don't play with the boys inside, none of them look like good boys." Chen Yu pointed with a serious face: "Look at that little chubby guy, he wanted to touch your hand just now , the next time you meet someone like this, give him a slap. Hit him! Spit on him! There is no good man for a boy! Unless he is willing to dress up as a woman."
Chen Erke: "..."
...
At one o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Yu led Chen Erke back home. As soon as he opened the door, he heard the sound of arguing in the living room.
"Third brother! I warn you! Give me back the half of the money! Half of the money can't be spent!"
"It's a lie." Chen Sanke tightly held the ten-yuan bill that had been torn in half, and curled his lips: "One piece is ten yuan, and if it is divided into two halves, it is five yuan? Why can't you spend it?"
"Hurry up and give it to me, so I can stick to it! If you pinch it for a while, you won't be able to spend it!"
Chen Yike reached out to snatch it anxiously, but was pushed down by Chen Sanke with a slap, and rolled over several times.
The child has great strength and is not afraid of hitting anyone!
"You just want to take it all! If it doesn't work, let's tear the money into ten pieces, you six and I four."
"The shredded money can't be spent!" Chen Yike got up in embarrassment, about to cry.
"It's a lie!" Chen Sanke pouted dissatisfiedly.
And Chen Yu at the door was shocked. After a while, he came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, and said in a daze, "Ten yuan? You... you just robbed here for two or three hours?"
"Brother! The third child tore up the money!" Chen Yike stomped angrily.
"How?" Chen Sanke pinched his waist.
Chen Yu: "...you two are really promising."