Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 370 Insane! The Twelfth Official Evaluation! (Four)

Chapter 370 Insane! The twelfth official evaluation! (Four)

Live "start" failed.

The official evaluation of the twelfth phase is destined not to be as smooth as the previous period.

Chen Yu originally thought that three light-years away would be a long way away, but he waited for three minutes with the audience wide-eyed, and did not wait for the space-time wormhole to appear.

After contacting the overtime salesman again, I realized that the distance of three light years is not enough, he still has to run...

In the end, another six hours later, after flying ten light-years away from the earth, the mobile phone without Internet came back with information two thousand years later.

[Promotion: "This location is fine, barely causing too much impact on the solar system."]

Turning his back to the camera and raising his phone, Chen Yu was silent for a while before typing a reply.

[Chen Yu: "Ten light-years, ninety trillion kilometers, will it barely affect the solar system?"]

【Promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen."】

【Chen Yu: "...Did you send me the Tathagata Buddha?"】

【Promotion: "(smile)"】

Putting away the phone, he turned around, remained silent for a moment, and suddenly said in a high-pitched voice: "Hello, audience friends in front of the screen, welcome to the time-lapse evaluation on time, and we meet again after a month..."

【You fart! 】

【Powerless to complain...】

【dad! It's seven o'clock in the evening! 】

[I stared at the screen and waited for ten hours. 】

[What about the product? We want to see the product! 】

[UP master: I evaluated a loneliness. 】

[The host should be encouraged to travel a few more light years for our safety. 】

[Just go outside the Milky Way, that's safer. 】

【I ate up all the supplies in the basement, and you actually told me that I haven't started yet...】

"cough."

Looking at the barrage on the screen of the watch, Chen Yu gave a rare cough in embarrassment, and said seriously: "My friends, I am really sorry for the delay. In fact, when you are two light-years away from the solar system, you can receive hyperspace Express delivery. But as some friends said in the comments, for the safety of the solar system, I would rather travel an extra seven light years. I hope you understand.”

"It's 6:30 p.m. Beijing time, and there are 320 million online viewers. In order to allow more friends to catch up with the wonderful live broadcast, we decided to start receiving express delivery at 7:00 in half an hour, and start the live broadcast. I hope everyone Spread it on the Internet as much as possible, and invite unknowing friends to enter the live broadcast room."

After the words fell, Chen Yu bowed slightly, then cut off the audio input, turned away from the camera, and entered the separate room to prepare dinner.

After nearly ten hours of driving, he was already hungry enough to have stomach cramps.

"Made, if I knew it was so far away, I would have set off last night."

Ten minutes later, the meal was simply prepared, Chen Yu ate everything, and lay down on the sofa to rest for a while. After waiting for the time to come to seven o'clock, he got up and left the room, standing in front of the camera.

Raising his wrist, he glanced at the data.

The number of people online has soared to 800 million!

Running ten light-years away, it dragged on for ten hours! More and more viewers were aroused by their curiosity, wanting to see what the high technology Chen Yu valued so much.

Righting the mask, Chen Yu sorted out his words and switched on the audio input: "At seven o'clock in the evening Beijing time, audiences around the world have been waiting for a long time. I'm sorry for delaying everyone for ten hours. Now let's not talk about gossip, and the official launch of time and space Wormhole, welcome the products for this review!"

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and sent two words to the salesman.

【Chen Yu: "Send it now."】

【Promotion: "OK."】

After receiving the answer, Chen Yu tapped the metal fingertip.

"boom!"

With the instant burst of colorful light, the E·I force field was activated.

Flying out of the cabin, Chen Yu looked around the deep universe around him, and controlled the camera to aim ahead.

"Look, the wormhole has opened."

Hundreds of millions of viewers stared intently, and they saw a rotating space-time wormhole slowly enlarging in the vast deep sky directly ahead.

[Seeing this thing again, it's really amazing. 】

[It's called a space-time wormhole, can you go to the future if you go into it? 】

[It is reasonable to say that the channel that ships from the future can naturally travel back to the future. 】

【So excited! 】

【Like an open black hole...】

[That...is there something wrong? 】

[Yeah, the wormhole is a bit too big, right? 】

[Suddenly remembered the live broadcast of the floating castle, it was really scary at first. 】

【etc! It's getting bigger and bigger! 】

[It seems to be overturned...]

"Don't worry, everyone. It's high-tech in the future. It's reasonable to be bigger." Suspending quietly in the air, Chen Yu put his hands on his hips and comforted him slowly: "The expanded area is only the size of an asteroid, which is nothing. Besides, you guys Are you still afraid of an asteroid hitting the earth, which is ten light-years away?"

Three minutes later.

The gray-white space-time wormhole continued to expand, forming a stark and cold contrast with the surrounding black.

"It's almost the size of the moon. Well...it's normal. After running so far, I had expected that this product would be big. Don't panic."

five minutes.

The expansion speed of the wormhole continues to accelerate! The edge position is almost touching the space where Chen Yu is.

Without hesitation, Chen Yu stopped posing, decisively got into the spaceship, and manipulated the hull to escape in the opposite direction.

Of course, he still kept bubbling in his mouth: "It's going to be bigger than the earth, but for future technology, it should be bigger. It's completely under my control. Let's stand back and observe."

Eight minutes later.

Chen Yu, who was fleeing, looked back, as if half of the universe was blocked by space-time wormholes.

"It's interesting, it's still getting bigger..."

ten minutes later.

"..."

Thirteen minutes later.

"Don't worry everyone, the speed of the spaceship is faster than the expansion speed of the wormhole, and there will be no danger on my side."

Fifteen minutes later.

"Stable." Chen Yu smiled stiffly.

eighteen minutes.

twenty minutes.

twenty five minutes...

"Super-light speed can't be started, but is the normal speed of this broken ship so slow?!" Looking at the white wormhole getting closer and closer behind him, Chen Yu sweated layer upon layer.

Twenty-eight minutes later...

"Fuck! Damn it! Hurry up! This is bigger than the sun, right?! What the hell is it sent here!"

[Cool cool. 】

[It's so cruel, I can't bear to drop a frame. 】

[Why is it so big? It is impossible for a space colony ship to have such a size, right? 】

[It feels like the UP master has been tricked. 】

[I'm a little scared, will this wormhole expand to the earth? 】

[It's time to start the Wandering Earth Project...]

[Are you sure what space-time wormhole is that? Instead of a destructive weapon like a two-way foil? ! 】

After failing again to force FTL to be activated in his mind, Chen Yu finally panicked, took out his phone, and pressed the keyboard with trembling fingers.

【Chen Yu: "Here?!"】

There was no reply from the other side.

【Chen Yu: "Here?! Is the eldest sister here?!"】

Still no reply from the other end.

Chen Yu was very clever and immediately realized what was going on.

【Chen Yu: "Sister, I was wrong! I won't ask if I'm here anymore, can you make a fuss?"】

【Chen Yu: "I was so wrong, grandma! The wormhole is about to swallow me up!"】

【Chen Yu: "I swear! Is it okay to swear? I'll ask if you're here again, pour chili sauce with chrysanthemums upside down!"】

【Promotion: "(funny)"】

【Chen Yu: "Fuck, finally came out, what should I do now, big sister?"】

【Promotion: "What should I do?"】

【Chen Yu: "Didn't you say that the space-time wormhole can't hold a living person? It's about to swallow me! What the hell did you send me?!"】

[Promotion: "This product is very huge, so the wormhole will continue to expand. How far away are you from the wormhole?"]

Seeing this, Chen Yu looked back.

【Chen Yu: "It's already close to my butt."】

【Promotion: "It's hopeless, wait for death, and leave."】

【Chen Yu: "???"】

...

The hyperspace salesman was ruthless in his mouth, but his body still honestly slowed down the expansion of the wormhole.

Chen Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and concentrated on controlling the spaceship to escape far away.

When he escaped a certain distance, the speed of the wormhole's expansion resumed again, and the white net opened like the speed of light, covering half of the universe in front of the camera.

"Whoosh—"

Twenty minutes later, Chen Yu stopped the spacecraft slowly, supported the E·I force field and flew out of the hull, staring blankly at the space-time wormhole that had stopped "growing", his mind was confused.

At this moment, he finally had an intuitive understanding of the ability of the "Transdimensional Promotion Company".

If opening a wormhole requires resources, how much does it cost to open such a large wormhole?

"It looks like that's the end of it."

Swallowing, Chen Yu faced the camera and spread his hands in shock: "Do you know how big this wormhole is now? According to the data given by the spacecraft's calculation unit, the diameter of this 'unknown object' is almost more than 4.2 AU."

"Converted into kilometers, it is 620 million kilometers."

"Really, I can't imagine what will come out."

【frenzied! 】

[Is the future of human civilization moving here as a whole? 】

[Chinese vocabulary is too monotonous, I can only say shit. 】

【Me too. 】

[Fuck. 】

【Me too. 】

[Same fart! Something came out! 】

[It really came out! Fuck! Fuck! Come out! 】

【coming! I want to... I want to come ah ah ah! ! ! 】

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