Chapter 368 Insane! The Twelfth Official Evaluation! (Two)
Chapter 368 Insane! The twelfth official evaluation! (two)
Standing in the snow in silence for a long time, Chen Yu picked up his phone and typed a line hesitantly.
【Chen Yu: "Can the product reviewed in this issue be replaced?"】
[Promotion: "The product is ready, and the space-time transmission can be opened at any time, and it cannot be replaced."]
【Chen Yu: "Then I won't broadcast it anymore?"】
[Promotion: "Hahahaha..."]
Chen Yu: "..."
Sighing, he scratched his head irritably.
【Chen Yu: "Okay, I will leave the solar system now."】
【Promotion: "We will monitor your location all the time, and we will send you a message when the distance is right."】
Taking back the phone, Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then raised his wrist to check the time.
It was nine past eight in the morning.
"You can't delay, let's start directly."
Adjust the posture, put on the Peking Opera mask, click on the watch screen, and the live broadcast room of "Overtime Evaluation" will open immediately.
【The live promotion room is opening...】
[All online live streaming platforms around the world have been launched! 】
52.3 million!
286 million!
632.28 million!
700 million!
The moment the authority was opened, terrifying data streams swarmed in!
The originally pure black screen didn't even have time to reveal Chen Yu's figure, but was instantly covered by the overwhelming bullet screen.
【Ah! It's live! 】
[Long live the doomsday! The world belongs to three bodies! 】
【First. 】
[First first! 】
[Good morning, father, grandfather, and ancestor. 】
[Fingers, toilet paper, and handbags are all ready, but I didn't see the female assistant...]
【Don't worry, you might be pregnant. 】
[Hiding in the basement with the whole family to watch the live broadcast, because I heard that today's wave is very dangerous. 】
[If the earth is destroyed, what's the use of hiding in a house? 】
[Of course you can do shameful things by hiding in a house. 】
[The screen suddenly turns yellow...]
[Raise your hand weakly, it's the end of the world, isn't it more exciting to be outside...]
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Waiting for two minutes as usual, the total number of online users exceeded 750 million before the growth slowed down.
"Today is Sunday. Good morning, viewers and friends from all over the world." Facing the camera, Chen Yu made an OK gesture and opened his mouth loudly: "This is the twelfth official live broadcast of the Super Time and Space Review. I am the host of the program. We met again after a month."
"Before the main topic starts, let's say something off topic."
"I've seen a lot of people's speeches on the Internet during this period. Apart from the source of future technology, the most concerned thing is the issue of my true identity. To put it simply, I just want to know who I am."
"As for me, I have never been a guy who hides my head and shows my tail. Since everyone wants to know me so much, let's make it public. It can satisfy the curiosity of fans, and the participants don't need to call me Mr. Chen when interacting, which is weird."
[Fuck? Was it so explosive at the beginning? 】
【My husband's identity is finally revealed...】
【grass! That's my husband! 】
[Do you want to nod your face? How much did you pay? I bought more than a ton of posters alone! 】
[Is the UP master authorized? It's a shame to say that it's all pirated. 】
[Stop arguing, as long as the anchor has me in mind, I don't care how many sisters there are. It's everyone's husband, right...]
[All the benefits of co-authorship have been taken by your women? Don't we deserve to be the wives of UP masters? When will the men really stand up, shivering. 】
...
Thousands of miles away, the Hall of Observers.
Hearing Chen Yu's speech on the screen, the middle-aged team leader's heart sank, and he immediately made eye contact with Sister Wu beside him.
Sister Wu vaguely raised her little finger and swiped back and forth (team leader, what should we do (pull)?)
The middle-aged team leader sat quietly on the spot, reached into his shirt, buttoned his belly button, put it in front of his eyes and observed it, and put it in (wait and see the (navel) change (poop))
(Is it because he was attacked that he thought his identity was exposed and broke the jar?)
(Unclear (light) Chu (pestle).) The middle-aged team leader stretched out his finger and pushed the seat down with force, making a dull "boom".
"Team leader, take a look at this." Sister Wu handed over a document, whitewashing the author's name at the end. (Ming (name) white)
At the same time, everyone in the hall was engrossed in staring at the screen,
Until I heard Chen Yu change his tone through the bowknot voice changer, and said clearly: "My name is Chen, and my name is Xiaochun. Chen Xiaochun."
"GO!"
"Xiao Chun Chen!"
"Quickly check, the database permission is connected."
"Golden State Chen Xiaochun... Golden State Chen Xiaochun..."
The hall became chaotic in an instant, and teams from all over the world fell into frantic work, trying to find out Chen Yu's background through this name.
Except Huaxia.
Middle-aged team leader: "..."
Sister Wu: "..."
Everyone in the team: "..."
...
"watt?"
At the same time, in the living room of a high-rise building in the airport, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking and watching videos with friends, froze, with question marks all over his face.
"He...does he mean Chen Xiaochun?" Chen Xiaochun said hesitantly.
"It seems to be..." The corner of the companion's mouth twitched: "And your voices are the same."
"..."
"You're on fire."
"What?"
"I said you're going to be hot." Another companion stood up, opened his arms exaggeratedly, and jumped a meter high: "Global scope! Do it!"
...
[I almost believed it...]
[Is it Chen Xiaochun, the bachelor who has been doing and failing? 】
【Isn't it really me? 】
[It turns out that the anchor can change his voice. I thought that the female voice was my own, it made me sit down and ovulate. 】
【vomit. 】
[vomit +1]
[Friendly reminder, it is better to turn off the barrage experience. 】
"OK, that's all the gossip, let's start today's topic directly."
Glancing at the black barrage on the watch screen, Chen Yu turned around, stepped on the snow, walked towards the portal, and explained: "As you can see, I didn't show the product in today's live broadcast. It's not because I want to show off. Just because that high technology is very dangerous and needs to be tested in a safe place. Siberia where I am at this time is not enough."
"So, this program is destined to be special, and the process of finding the evaluation site is also counted as part of it."
With that said, he walked to the metal arch, and began to quickly operate his hands to connect to the space.
Viewers who watched the live broadcast saw this scene, and most of them thought that for "safety", Chen Yu would choose the location in the Sahara, Antarctica, or outside the earth, Mars, or even the edge of the solar system. Can't help but feel a full sense of security.
[The UP master is really considerate and knows how to protect the environment. 】
[Let me just say, don’t trust those nonsense self-media. The anchor is not a fool, where will he live if the earth blows up? 】
[You can come out of the basement, as long as you don't get dangerous goods on the earth. 】
[Can you second me? Can the evaluation in outer space kill me in seconds? Pour a cappuccino for the anchor and start your bomb show. Even running so far can kill me in seconds, I'm on the spot! Just eat this computer screen! 】
【Incense...】
But then, the melon-eating audience felt more and more that something was wrong.
Chen Yu did not choose to use the portal to reach the destination, but came to the airport of the floating castle and boarded the superluminal spaceship...
The next moment, the spacecraft lifted off, and Chen Yu stood in front of the camera and waved his hands: "Let's go two light-years away from the solar system first, and see if we reach a safe distance."
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