Chapter 1026 Desperately Fooling the Water Column Wife...
"Hey Hey hey!"
"What's your expression?"
"Look down on me, don't you?"
Dai Haoren looked unhappy.
Tie Shuizhu still had a sarcasm on his face, and even the sarcasm became stronger and stronger, and said: "It's not that I look down on you. It's because you think highly of yourself. Do you know who the 'Golden Giant Spirit' is? He is the most powerful five in this world. One of the individuals! No, he is not a human being, he is a god! This god of the 'Five Elements of Heaven'!"
Dai Haoren thought: "Isn't the 'Yuanshi Tiandi' the strongest in this world? Hehe, look, your knowledge is not as good as mine. I know there is also a 'Yuanshi Tiandi', but you don't know."
Think about it too!
Existence like "Yuanshi Tiandi"
Or the world knows it!
Either the world does not know!
Not knowing his existence is completely normal, because it is not qualified to know his existence.
In fact, Dai Haoren has a certain understanding of "Golden Giant Spirit" and "Five Elements of Heaven", after all, he had talked to "Miss Tiandao" before.
He's just pretending not to know now.
Routine!
These are all routines!
If Dai Haoren has any abnormal behavior or words and deeds, don't be surprised (ps: don't think that the author made a mistake), he is definitely planning, he is playing tricks!
Dai Haoren's mind turned, and he said: "You seem to understand it very well. Then tell me about it. I just came to this world, so give me some science."
Tie Shuizhu said: "You just came to this world, can you speak the language of this world?"——The "Wife of Shuizhu" with a delicate heart will not let go of even this suspicious point.
Dai Haoren said: "Don't care about these details. I really just came here. As for knowing the language of this world, I naturally have my secret. If someone asks me, then I will definitely not tell. But since the wife of Shuizhu wants to If you know you put your ears close together, I'll tell you."
Tie Shuizhu said as he expected: "No need! I'm not obliged to give you a popular science. If you want to know, you can find out by yourself. That's it. I have nothing to talk to you about."
Turn around and leave after speaking.
Dai Haoren hurriedly stopped her, and said: "Don't! Wife of Shuizhu, are you a little unreasonable? Use me when you need it. Just throw it away when you're done with it. We're siblings! I mean , anyway, I just helped you. You can’t deny that, can you? I just came into this world, and you just left me like this. Is it okay? It’s too heartless!"
Tie Shuizhu said: "I think it's very good. I don't think it's heartless either. It should be like this when dealing with someone like you."
Dai Haoren sighed, and said: "Oh, well, since you have said that, what else can I do? Forget it. I'd better not say some things."
Tie Shuizhu frowned: "What are you talking about?"
Dai Haoren waved his hand and said, "It's nothing. You don't need to care about these details. It doesn't have much to do with you."
Iron water column: ""
Doesn't have much to do with me?
That is to say, it still has something to do with me!
Tie Shuizhu said: "Say! What's the matter?"
Dai Haoren licked his lips, and said: "After talking so much, I suddenly feel a little thirsty. It's so hot, I really want to dry people out. Alas, my situation is so bad. May God bless Ye Da genius"
As soon as the words were finished, a kettle was thrown over.
Dai Haoren pretended to be surprised: "Huh? Did you drink with me? Thank you, thank you. The wife of Shuizhu is really virtuous."
As he spoke, he unscrewed the cap, held the mouth of the bottle and poured it with his head raised.
"Cool!"
"Wife of Water Column, you must have drunk this, right? Ouch, how embarrassing that is."
As he spoke, he closed the mouth of the bottle again.
Tie Shuizhu said coldly: "I use this to feed the dogs."——Actually, she used it herself.
Dai Haoren said: "It's okay, it's okay. I don't care. As long as it's water from Shuizhu's wife, I'll drink it. Hehe."
Tie Shuizhu: "Can we talk now?"
Dai Haoren said: "That can't be done! If I say it now, you will throw it away after you use it up like before. Aren't I very pitiful? But you really don't need to care about it. This matter really has nothing to do with you .You can just ignore it. If you are busy, do it. Don't worry about me."
Iron Water Column said: "Really? That's fine."
As she spoke, she shook her hand, and the kettle in Dai Haoren's hand flew back into her hand, and then she turned around and left.
Dai Haoren said inwardly: "Oh, you're not fooled? Hehe, who are you scaring? You're not fooled, I'll take your surname!"
Tie Haoren?
Oh, that name seems good too.
Dai Haoren muttered, "Really, we finally met, but we didn't even say goodbye."
After speaking, he turned around and left.
"1"
"2"
"3"
"Oh! Really not fooled?"
"Forget it, forget it, don't fall for it!"
"It's not like we want to rely on you."
Thinking so, Dai Haoren didn't bother to count down.
As a result, he didn't take a few steps, and a "stop" came from behind.
Dai Haoren turned his head and asked with a puzzled look: "Why?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "I'll take you out of this 'purgatory sand sea', tell me what you just said!"
Dai Haoren said inwardly: "Hohohoho, now we don't need to be named Tie."
On the mouth, he said: "No, no, no. I can handle it myself. And what I want to say really doesn't have much to do with you. What I said is true. If you trade with me, you will definitely regret it."
Tie Shuizhu didn't accept his tricks, and said, "What exactly do you want?"
Dai Haoren sighed, and said: "Okay! You don't believe me when I tell you. Okay, okay. Since you kindly invite me, I will reluctantly agree. After all, we also met in this other world. I also want to Get along with you. Come to this unfamiliar place, lonely."
Iron water column: ""
She was too lazy to talk nonsense and walked directly to the handsome guy.
What did the two say.
Then the handsome guy looked at Dai Haoren and nodded.
Tie Shuizhu bowed slightly to the handsome guy.
Immediately she came in front of Dai Haoren, and said: "Brother Zhen has already agreed to you to board the boat. But I remind you, don't do anything special after boarding the boat. Otherwise, I won't be able to protect you."
Dai Haoren said: "Oh! Is your 'Brother Zhen' so powerful? Looks okay, right?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "I have already said the words. Believe it or not is up to you. Don't forget what you promised."
Dai Haoren said again: "You really don't want to deal with the 'Golden Giant Spirit' with me?"
Tie Shuizhu glanced at Dai Haoren and didn't speak, but what he wanted to say was contained in that look of contempt and contempt.
Dai Haoren scratched his head and smiled.
"Hey!"
"This little brat!"
"Itchy skin, right? I'll buckle itchy skin for you!"