Chapter 1049 Dai Haoren! Don't Force Me!
"call--!"
"call--!!"
"ha--!!!"
In the alley, there was a man's heavy breathing.
It seems to be doing some kind of strenuous exercise.
If you have sensitive ears, you may be able to hear another breathing sound-by listening to the breathing sound, you know it is a woman.
a man?
a woman?
an alley?
Could it be...a man and a woman doing something harmonious and discordant in the alley?
Don't think about it!
Really just tired, take a breath.
It's just that the man's tiredness has obvious traces of pretending - he deliberately panted so heavily!
"Shuizhu wife, you can't do it, you actually fight."
"It really makes me dislike you."
Who is this voice if it's not Dai Haoren?
Fight, and fight!
Although the behaviors are similar, there are essential differences.
Iron Water Column has fought countless times.
But it was the first time to fight - and this first time was done with Dai Haoren!
Although the evil fire in my heart is out.
But when he thought that he was in a legend with Dai Haoren, like an unqualified female hooligan who hit people with fists, feet, and bowls and chopsticks... Tie Shuizhu felt ashamed for himself!
"But...hehe, Mrs. Shuizhu, you were spoiled by me."
"Come on, express your thoughts."
"How does it feel to hit someone? Isn't it great."
It's really a pot that can't be opened!
Tie Shuizhu didn't even bother to "hum", and just left!
Dai Haoren hurriedly yelled "Ai ai ai" a few times, and chased after her to block her way.
Tie Shuizhu said: "Get out of the way."
Dai Haoren's: "Why do you let me? I haven't eaten yet! We just slipped away after beating someone up, and we didn't even see the shadow of a table of dishes. You must be forgetful, right?"
Iron Water Column said: "That's because of you. It has nothing to do with me. Get out of the way!"
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Wife Shuizhu, you are getting worse and worse. You can even play rogues. Did you learn from me? But it's not right, I don't know how to play rogues."
The molten iron column was about to bypass him.
Dai Haoren blocked her way with a playful smile.
Tie Shuizhui said: "I will say it one last time—get out of the way!"
With that look, I still think that if Dai Haoren doesn't get out of the way, she will make Dai Haoren look good!
Dai Haoren said with a smile: "It's okay to get out of the way, but you have to fulfill what you promised me just now - invite me to dinner! This meal is indispensable no matter what! Otherwise..."
Tie Shuizhu stared coldly, and said, "Otherwise what?"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe" and said, "I just want to publicize that Ye Chenfeng is the 'Son of Heaven'! Guess, what will the powerhouses of the 'Five Elements of Heaven' do in order to get the 'Opportunity of Heaven'?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "Despicable!"
I knew it……
I knew that he told me that "Chen Feng is the Son of Heaven" was uneasy and kind!
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "It's not the first day you know me. By the way, I will tell you for free, I have used the same method in the 'Original God Realm'. Guess what? Dozens of top powerhouses compete for the 'Day of Heaven' "Daughter of Heaven", the fight was fierce. The last "Daughter of the Dao of Heaven"...hehe, guess what happened to her?"
Iron Water Column: "..."
She gritted her teeth and looked at Dai Haoren, and said, "Do you think other people are stupid? Do you believe what you say?"
Dai Haoren said: "Tsk tsk tsk! Wife of Shuizhu, if you say such a thing, your brain will not be very bright. Is this a question of belief or not? This is a question of benefits and risks! Considering the benefits of success, think again The losses incurred by failure, do you think the strong in this world will go to Ye Chenfeng to have a good chat?"
Tie Shuizhu's face immediately turned pale...
Obviously!
Now the iron water column has completely fallen into Dai Haoren's pit.
The most basic thing is that she didn't even really confirm whether Ye Chenfeng was in the "Five Elements Heaven Realm" at this moment!
Because of Dai Haoren's one ring after another, she can't help but believe that Ye Chenfeng is now in the "Five Elements Heaven", imprisoned by the "Golden Giant Spirit".
If the "Golden Giant Spirit" knew and heard the news that "Ye Chenfeng is the Son of Heaven"...
When it might happen next, Tie Shuili no longer dared to think about it.
"hey-hey."
Dai Haoren smiled and put his hand on Tie Shuizhu's shoulder.
At this time, Tieshuizhu's shoulders, and even his whole body, were already stiff.
If it was any other time, she would definitely break free from Dai Haoren immediately.
But now she is out of her mind, how can she care about this?
Dai Haoren smiled and said, "Wife Shuizhu, treat me to a meal, okay?"
Iron Water Column: "..."
Then, the two left the alley, looking for the next place to eat.
When passing by a roadside stall, Dai Haoren pointed to the roadside stall and said, "Let's eat here. Scotch braised noodles. Tsk tsk, look at the name, you know it's delicious. Boss, come two Servings! Use your biggest bowl. Add a chicken leg and two marinated eggs."
boss should
He said "Okay", and hurried to work.
Soon, two steaming bowls of "Scottish Braised Noodles" were placed in front of Dai Haoren and Tie Shuizhu.
Dai Haoren: "Eat! Only when you are full can you work hard!"
duh duh!
After hitting the table twice with the chopsticks, I gulped and wheezed the dry rice—oh no, dry the noodles!
Tie Shuizhu had a gloomy face, sitting there without moving his chopsticks...
She regrets it now!
I hate myself even more for not learning my lesson.
Knowing that the bastard Dai Haoren has always been full of bad water, why do I keep staying away from him, being fooled by him time and time again, and being threatened by him?
I can't stand it anymore...
Being threatened and calculated endlessly like this, she really couldn't hold back anymore!
After eating two big bowls of "Scotland Braised Noodles", Dai Haoren was satisfied and said, "You are full. Let's go, I'll take you back."
Tie Shuizhu said: "No need."
Dai Haoren said: "It is useful. If you invite me to dinner, I will of course be a flower protector and send you back safely. What if there is danger along the way?"
Tie Shuizhu said: "I said no!"
Dai Haoren said: "I said yes."
Iron Water Column: "..."
In this way, Dai Haoren sent Tieshuizhu all the way back to "Yuelai Inn".
But at the moment when the molten iron column was sent into "Tianzi No. 1 room", Dai Haoren stretched his legs, and he got into the room of the molten iron column.
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Wife Shuizhu, you are the one who invited me to dinner. I'm full, but you didn't move your chopsticks. That's so embarrassing. In order to thank you, let me feed you."
Although I had a premonition of such a result, the molten iron column...
But when it actually happened, she still felt a pang of sadness.
Tie Shuizhu said: "Dai Haoren, don't force me!"
Dai Haoren smiled "hehe".
"I didn't force you."
"Obviously, you are the one who jumped into the pit I dug again and again."