Chapter 965: Sister Is Just a Clickbait

Lin Hai ran back to the house, immediately lay down on the bed, and took out his cell phone.

How could Lin Hai understand the questions Bald Qiang and the others asked about cultivation?

Although the Tao Te Ching practiced by Lin Hai is the foundation of Taoism, the inheritance of the Eight Immortals is also quite profound, and each has its own unique things. Lin Hai has never studied it, so it is not easy to understand it.

I had no choice but to find Tieguai Li and send Bald Qiang and others' questions one by one.

Little confused fairy: Get back soon, waiting online, urgent!

Tieguai Li: Great Immortal, these Chinese brand cigarettes were served at the Queen Mother’s peach banquet. Immortals and Buddhas from all walks of life were smoking and very intoxicated.

"Uh... why didn't you show a shocked expression this time?" Lin Hai suddenly felt very uncomfortable and uncomfortable!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Come here with a shocked expression first!

Tieguai Li: Why? (Behind is a row of shocked expressions)

"Well, this makes me feel more at ease." Lin Hai nodded with satisfaction.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Hey, I’m asking you about cultivation. What are you talking about about cigarettes?

Tieguai Li: These Zhonghua cigarettes are really good! I’ve finished all the installments you paid last time, and I’m really still unfinished!

"Damn!" Lin Hai understood immediately, Damn, no wonder he had to get to the point, it turns out they want benefits!

Lin Hai has a lot of Zhonghua cigarettes in his Qiankun bag.

Ding dong!

You sent a carton of Zhonghua cigarettes to Tieguai Li!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Stop talking nonsense and quickly solve the problem with the technique. There will be one more thing after that!

Tieguai Li: Is there another one? (Behind is a row of shocked expressions)

puff!

Let’s talk about business. I was so shocked that Lin Hai was speechless for a while!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Hurry up, the cigarette will be gone if you wait too long!

Less than ten minutes later, Lin Hai's WeChat message kept ringing.

Ding dong!

Tieguai Li sent you Lu Dongbin’s cultivation experience!

Ding dong!

Tieguai Li sent you Han Xiangzi's practice notes!

Ding dong!

Tieguai Li sent you Zhang Guolao's Taoist analysis!

…

Ding dong!

Tieguai Li sent you He Xiangu's private diary!

Alert messages sounded one after another. Tieguai Li worked hard for cigarettes and directly used all the other seven immortals' cultivation experience.

Lin Hai extracted them one by one and placed them on the bed.

"Hey, wait!" When he reached the last book, Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Nima, He Xiangu's private diary?"

Lin Hai's face suddenly showed a wicked smile.

"This Tieguai Li is so fierce, he even took care of private things!"

This is the secret in the heart of the female fairy, how can you not read it?

Lin Hai opened He Xiangu's private diary out of curiosity.

"Uh..." Lin Hai's face darkened just after he opened the first page.

"You little bitch, I knew you would peek in, so hurry up and close it, I'm just a clickbait!"

puff!

your sister!

Lin Hai was speechless for a moment. Damn it, when did He Xiangu, such a quiet and elegant female fairy on TV, become so naughty? What a disgrace!

Lin Hai accidentally fell into the trap and closed the book angrily.

Tieguai Li: Daxian, didn’t you say that there is also a cigarette? (Behind is a selfie of Tieguai Li wearing a high-heeled shoe and grinning)

Depend on!

It’s so disgusting!

Lin Hai hurriedly handed out another cigarette.

Ding dong!

You sent a carton of Zhonghua cigarettes to Tieguai Li!

Tieguai Li: Haha, thank you very much!

Little Confused Fairy: By the way, where will Pantao be now? Is it almost over?

Tieguai Li: It’s still early to end, but all the immortals and Buddhas have sat down, drank some wine, and started bragging to each other about how awesome they thought they were back then. I won’t tell you anymore. I’ll see who else hasn’t heard of me. Glorious deeds, let me brag about them again! Damn it, that's wrong. They are bragging, not me!

"Nima, is it true?" Lin Hai suddenly felt so amazing!

It turns out that the aloof gods, after drinking some wine, are as good as mortals, and they are all bragging!

Little confused fairy: Go ahead, brag about it, and by the way, brag about the high heels. I think wearing high heels is the most convincing thing you have ever done in your life!

Tieguai Li: Really? Okay, okay, then I have to give it a good blow!

…

"Funny!" Lin Hai was amused for a while, ended the conversation with Tieguai Li, and then walked out with the Eight Immortals' practice notes.

"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice in a pretentious manner, putting his hands behind his back to look like a master.

"Master, why are you always holding your hands behind your back?" Bald Qiang looked confused, "Have you finished washing your hands?"

puff!

As soon as Lin Hai found a sense of superiority, he was suddenly staggered by the bald head's strong words.

"Uncle, you are the only one who talks nonsense!" Lin Hai raised his hand and slapped his bald head.

Damn it, the artistic conception was ruined, and Lin Hai was too lazy to pretend.

"The questions you just asked, as well as the questions you may ask in the future, I have just written down in the book. You can read it yourself!"

Lin Hai distributed the practice experience gained from Tieguai Li to Bald Qiang and others.

"Master, you are so kind. You actually helped us write out the solutions to our problems! Thank you for your hard work, Master!"

"It's funny, you don't have to be too moved. Just ask me for a general health care if you have nothing to do!" Lin Hai said with a stern look on his face.

"What is comprehensive health care?" Yun Huier asked with a confused look on her face.

puff!

Lin Hai almost sat on the ground. Damn it, he was so complacent that he forgot that there was a female disciple!

"You don't know about Big Health Care, it's just... wuwuwu, master, why are you covering my mouth? Didn't you just think that I ate garlic and told me to stay away?" Before Bald Qiang could finish speaking, he was covered by Lin Hai. He pushed his mouth aside.

"Master, I'm going to ask you to make a big sword now!" As soon as Lin Hai forced his bald head to stop, Li Lingtao suddenly laughed, and then the green light sword flew towards Lin Hai's butt.

"Your uncle!" Lin Hai was so angry that he almost vomited blood and raised his hand to flick the green light sword away.

"Uh, why don't you sit down, Master?"

"Be your sister!" Lin Hai's face turned dark. This way, my brother would have to become a eunuch!

"What exactly is comprehensive health care?" Yun Huier asked, staring at Lin Hai with a puzzled look on her face.

"Uh..." Lin Hai had a headache and was numb. A joke actually caused a big trouble.

"Great health care." Lin Hai grinned and scratched his head, how could he explain it to Yun Hui'er.

After thinking for a while, Lin Hai's eyes lit up and he had an idea.

"Um, do you want to play with pesticides?"

"Occasionally, what does it have to do with pesticides?" Yun Huier looked confused.

"Arthur in Pesticide, his nickname is Big Health Care!" After Lin Hai finished speaking, he let out a sigh of relief.

Damn, I finally found a decent reason. At the critical moment, pesticides still save lives.

"Oh!" Yun Huier nodded, "Arthur seems to be carrying a big sword!"

"Okay, I'll treat you to a big sword another day!"

puff!

Yun Hui'er's words made Lin Hai, who had just regained his composure, almost fall to the ground.

"Cough cough cough..." Lin Hai coughed, "Forget it, I suddenly decided to quit pesticides!"

"Hey, Master, that's not right. The writing on it looks old. It couldn't have been written by you just now, right?"

"Yes, yes, each of our books has different fonts."

"Master, are you bragging?"

puff!

"Go, go, go! Get out of here and practice hard!" Lin Hai's face turned red when his pretense was exposed in public.

Damn it, these guys, even if they pretend to be cool, they will be exposed. Is it easy for me, brother?

Several disciples left with their practice notes, and Lin Hai was about to have someone call Lin Jian over.

Suddenly, there was a ding-dong sound, and Lin Hai’s WeChat message rang again.

When I opened it, I saw that it was Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, I am really angry to death!

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, what’s wrong?

Sun Wukong: That old beggar Queen Mother is really bullying people. I, the old Sun, can’t bear it anymore and I want to cause another havoc in the palace for her!

"I'll wipe it!" Lin Hai's eyes immediately widened when he saw it, and at the same time, he was filled with excitement.

Damn, this monkey is really going to cause trouble!