My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 956 The Inheritance of the Eight Immortals

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"Um..." Lin Hai was stunned when Xian'er asked him this. He really didn't know what the magical use of this awesome acquired treasure plane bead was. Where was the cow?

"Why, isn't the master clear?" Xian'er asked with a puzzled face.

"Well, I just know that the dharma body can be projected to any plane, but it can only be used once every five hundred years." Lin Hai had no choice but to take out the information in his mind and see if Xian'er understood it.

"Dharma body projection?" Xian'er couldn't help but exclaimed, her face full of shock.

"What, Xian'er, do you know what this means?" Lin Hai asked anxiously.

"Yeah!" Xian'er nodded excitedly, "I heard it from the previous master."

"Oh?" Lin Hai's eyes lit up, "Then tell me, what's the magic use of it?"

"Xian'er only heard from the previous master that plane projection is a great supernatural power. Only Tathagata Buddha and Taishang Laojun can do it. The Dharmakaya can project any place in any world and have insight into everything in the world. Nothing can escape the Dharma Eyes!"

"Um..." Lin Hai was a little confused after hearing this, and still didn't quite understand what it was for.

"Xian'er, can you be more informal?"

"Let me tell my master, with this plane bead, you can view any place on any plane at will, just like you are there in person."

"Is that so?" When Xian'er said this, Lin Hai understood immediately.

But after understanding, Lin Hai scratched his head again.

"To put it bluntly, it can be viewed on a map. What's the use of it?" Lin Hai suddenly felt that the function of this magic weapon seemed to be useless. It was not practical at all. How could it be worthy of such a high level as the acquired treasure?

Xian'er smiled slightly and shook her head.

"It is very useful. It may not be useful to ordinary people, but it is very important to those who control a world. Xian'er doesn't know the specific purpose, but only heard it mentioned by the previous master."

"Oh, okay!"

Lin Hai had a look of helplessness on his face, and the excitement he had felt when he learned that it was an acquired treasure suddenly dissipated.

Looking at the plane, for Lin Hai, it would be more practical to have a three-pointed two-edged sword or something like that.

With a thought, Lin Hai left the holy realm, lay down in the room to rest, and once again thought about finding exercises for his disciples.

"Oh, look at what this sect leader does, what a hard life he has!"

Lin Hai shook his head, opened his phone, and found Tieguai Li's WeChat account.

I don’t know if this guy has ever been freed from the entanglement of the female fairy. A man wearing high heels is not afraid of shocking himself.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Lao Tie, I have something to do with you. Please reply as soon as you see the message!

After a while, just when Lin Hai was about to give up, Tieguai Li's message finally came back. Not surprisingly, there was a row of shocked expressions.

"Alas!" Lin Hai sighed. Lin Hai was used to such an opening.

Little confused fairy: I want the inheritance of your Eight Immortals.

Lin Hai didn't want to beat around the bush anymore, he went straight to the point and talked to Tieguai Li.

Tieguai Li: What do we need our inheritance for? (The shocked expression at the back was automatically ignored by Lin Hai)

Little Muddleheaded Immortal: I have accepted eight disciples and want to teach them their skills. It just so happens that you Eight Immortals are also eight, so I came to you directly.

Tieguai Li: My Medicine King inheritance has been given to you. For the other seven, I have to ask them if they are willing.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, you can help me ask, as long as you are willing to pass on the inheritance to me, you can raise any conditions!

Tieguai Li: Well, with your words, it will be much easier to handle. I'll ask you right now!

After a while, Tieguai Li's message came back.

Tieguai Li: Immortal friend, I have asked for you. This is the condition of our Eight Immortals. Take a look.

Later, Tieguai Li sent the Eight Immortals' request to Lin Hai, and Lin Hai quickly read it carefully.

puff!

As a result, Lin Hai burst into laughter after reading the first sentence.

Zhang Guolao wanted two pairs of high-heeled shoes of the same style as Tieguai Li's, for his donkey to wear, so that his donkey would twist and turn when he walked, and it would be more comfortable for him to sit on them and sleep.

"Nah, that's weird!" Lin Hai was speechless for a while and continued to look down.

Han Zhongli wants spicy strips and will eat a pack of them every day until he dies!

"That's okay, it's not a big deal!"

Uncle Cao Guo, I am bored every day and want to find someone to play with me.

"It's easy to say, brother, he lets the monkey come to you every day."

Lu Dongbin wants a photo album of Fairy Chang'e?

"Nah!" Lin Hai suddenly became unhappy. Can you see Chang'e's photo album? That's just for brother, okay?

Lin Hai was not polite to Lu Dongbin's unreasonable demands and forwarded these words to Bai Mudan without handing over the inheritance!

Han Xiangzi wanted to wear the same dress as Chang'e at the Pantao Festival today, and give it to He Xiangu.

"Damn, this girl hasn't caught up with He Xiangu yet?" Lin Hai was scornful, but his request was not a problem.

Lan Caihe and He Xiangu, these two people are quite interesting. They don't have any requirements. They just hope that the people who inherit the inheritance are honest and kind and don't insult their reputations!

"Good people!" Lin Hai had a good impression of these two gods.

After a night of practice, Lin Hai improved his strength again. Early the next morning, accompanied by Kang Shifu, he went out shopping.

Fortunately, whether it was high heels or women's dresses, Lin Hai originally bought international brands, all of which were sold in Liangzhou. After Lin Hai bought them, he sent them directly to Tieguai Li.

As for Lu Dongbin, Lin Hai ignored his obscene request and threatened him with Bai Mudan. Lu Dongbin immediately obeyed and handed over his inheritance.

Han Zhongli's situation was even better. Lin Hai conveyed directly through Tieguai Li that he had found a very lively and cheerful person to help him relieve his boring troubles and would never leave him empty, lonely or cold again.

However, Lin Hai did not dare to tell him the identity of this person, otherwise he was really afraid that Han Zhongli would not be able to think about it and jump directly to the East China Sea.

After some exchanges, the inheritance of the Eight Immortals was all in Lin Hai's hands.

Lin Hai really didn't expect it to go so smoothly before, so he happily called eight disciples over.

"Do you know the Eight Immortals in ancient China?"

"I don't know." Several people shook their heads.

"Uh..." Lin Hai suddenly turned dark, "Damn it, it's terrible to be uneducated!"

"Eight Immortals crossing the sea, have you ever heard of this?"

"No!" Several people shook their heads again.

"Holy crap, are you Chinese?" Lin Hai was really speechless.

"The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showing his magical powers!" Qing Songzi suddenly said weakly.

Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up and he cast a look of approval.

"Yes, Qingsongzi is still knowledgeable!"

"What, is this called being knowledgeable? I've heard of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers!" Bald Qiang said with a shocked look on his face.

"Yes, yes, I also know this idiom. I even watched TV series when I was a child!" Li Lingtao also echoed from the side.

"The Eight Immortals have crossed the sea to show off their magical powers. Tieguai, Li Lancai and them... who doesn't know what they have to show off?" Du Chun suddenly curled his lips with disdain on his face.

"Uh..." Lin Hai's face turned dark immediately, "You guys didn't say that just now, don't you know?"

"Just now? That's because Master, you didn't say it right!"

"Yes, Master, you are talking about the Eight Immortals in ancient China. We are talking about the Eight Immortals in Chinese mythology. They are not the same thing."

"Also, just now you said that the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, but you didn't say it completely. Tsk, tsk, tsk, with my IQ, how could I not understand it? It turns out that the problem is your expression. Master, being uneducated is terrible!"

"That's right, there's something wrong with the way the sect leader expresses himself. Every last sentence shows off his or her own magic!"

"Well, I also think, how about we pool money and enroll the sect master in a primary school cram school?"

"I think it's OK. For those who have gone to elementary school, that's a big deal!"

Lin Hai listened to these teasers, seriously discussing the mistakes in his expression, why he wanted to crowdfund for himself to tutor himself in elementary school culture classes, and almost lost his breath and vomited blood!

What a crime. The first three were funny enough, but the other five were fine. How could they be led into the ditch so quickly, as if they had united the front?

Damn it, I will have to face eight teasers every day from now on. Lin Hai is really drunk just thinking about it!

"Okay, stop saying it's useless!" Lin Hai shouted, interrupting the discussion of the eight of them.

"Now, distribute the inheritance of skills!"

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