Chapter 146 Detu Is the Sweeping Monk

? At the end of April, the 2015-16 European season has entered its final stages. Real Madrid has become the most talked about team in football at this time, not because of how miraculous their results are, but because of the strange phenomenon in the team.

Who is Real Madrid's top scorer so far in the second half of the schedule?

It's not Cristiano Ronaldo. Although he scored 17 goals from the 17th to the 34th round, and also scored two goals in the four Champions League knockout games, 19 is still not the best half of the Real Madrid team.

It's not Benzema, who scored 9 goals in the middle.

Not to mention Bale, Brother Monkey only scored 7 goals in half the league.

It's his mother-in-law Detu with a black charcoal head. It's simply unbelievable.

Starting from the 17th round against Real Sociedad at the beginning of the year with a four-goal goal that shocked everyone, Detu scored 14 more goals in the following 16 league rounds, often knocking out the Champions League on 1/16 and 1/8. , he also scored 3 goals.

He didn't score a single goal throughout 2015, but after entering 2016, Detu surpassed his teammate Cristiano Ronaldo with 21 goals on two fronts and became the team's top scorer in the middle of the season. The amazing thing is that this guy is actually a very well-hidden defensive midfielder.

Not only weird, but also fantasy.

What's even more terrible is that most of Detu's goals are extremely valuable. They either break the deadlock or make the final decision. They are by no means the icing on the cake.

On April 3, in the drizzle at Camp Nou, during the El Clasico, Barcelona led Real Madrid at home twice with the goals of Pique and Scar, and Ma and Ronaldo equalized twice.

In the 80th minute, Shuiye Ramos was sent off with a red card. Barcelona beat Real Madrid in the last ten minutes. Seeing that they were in danger, it was Detu who made a three-pointer in the 90th minute and intercepted Xiaobai, Xiaobu and Suya. Then, with the cooperation of Magic Flute, he rushed into the penalty area and shot to kill Barcelona.

3:2, although it failed to avenge last year's 0:4 defeat at the Bernabeu, it did allow Real Madrid to raise its head.

Against Valencia, against Las Palmas, against Málaga, and against Rayo Vallecano, Germany slaughtered its opponents. Deportivo, Gijon, Celta, Sevilla, Elva, and Real Madrid In these few big wins in the half-season, it was Detu who opened the scoring and broke the opponent's psychological defense.

This is a non-mainstream German butcher.

Although Benitez's Real Madrid was decadent in the league in the first half of the schedule, they performed well in the Champions League, finishing first in Group A with a record of 5 wins and a draw.

In the knockout round of 1/16, Real Madrid's opponent was Roma, the wolf of Serie A. In the first round at the Stadio Olimpico, facing Roma's concrete defense and sharp counterattack, Detu scored twice after 70 minutes, leading Real Madrid 2:0 away. Winning laid the foundation for promotion in one fell swoop.

In the 1/8 match, Real Madrid’s opponent was Wolfsburg, the Bundesliga wolf. The Wolfsburg team led by Dieter Heijing has been very crazy in recent years, and the two younger brothers in the team, "Little Plane" Draxler and "Sanduo" Schurrle, are also very crazy.

In the first round at the Volkswagen Arena, Real Madrid was stunned by the goals of Xiaojie and Sanduo. It was the big brother Detu who stepped forward again and taught his frivolous younger brother a lesson with two goals in the second half. Real Madrid won with 2 :2 Got two valuable away goals.

Now at the end of the season, Real Madrid has successfully reached the semi-finals of the Champions League. Zidane has already looked past the semi-final opponent Manchester City and is looking towards the final at San Siro. In the league, it was just because there was too much debt in the first half of the schedule, and Barcelona and Atletico Madrid also performed well in the second half of the schedule. Real Madrid failed to complete the comeback and was still slightly behind.

Three months,

If Bale or Benzema scored 21 goals, the sensation would not be so big, because they are forwards themselves. Even if they score more goals than Ronaldo, their star power is still far behind the president.

But Detu was different. The contrast he gave people was too strong. This coquettish operation was as abrupt and supernatural as the sweeping monk of the Sutra Pavilion of Shaolin Temple more than a thousand years ago. It instantly turned other masters in the world into scum.

Cristiano Ronaldo is certainly not a scumbag. He scored a total of 19 goals in the second half of the schedule. Apart from Germany, only Barcelona's Suarez in Europe can match him. In the past, this was a completely incredible achievement.

But precisely because of Heitou, the media has not remembered him at all.

And to be honest, Ronaldo's 17 league goals in the second half of the schedule are indeed not as valuable as Detu's 16. The president scored four goals, two hat tricks, and two braces, and they were basically concentrated in Real Madrid. The icing on the cake of several big wins.

Let’s open the skylight and explain, if we remove the 16 goals from the President, Real Madrid will basically win the game, but if we remove the 17 goals from Detu, Real Madrid should consider relegation now.

Zidane was very fortunate to have his old brother Detu who blossomed like a flower in the early days of his coaching career, but he was very sorry that Real Madrid could not keep him.

Qi Zu ran to Chairman Florentino and asked him to renew his contract with Detu no matter what. Detu, who was born at the end of 1984 and was only 32 years old, could run until he was 36 without diarrhea.

Lafayette also saw the wise people and came to Detu again with a generous contract, but that was not the case at all. Heitan Tou was determined to leave.

Detu, who wears the No. 18 jersey this season, was originally just fighting for his brother, otherwise he would have defected to Uncle Zha during the winter window at the beginning of the year.

Faced with Qi Zu's sincere words, Detu simply asked Fatty to issue an official announcement, officially stating that he would move to Liverpool on a free transfer in the summer, and Heitan's next stop would be the Premier League.

At this time, the Red Army fans were as happy as if they had drunk Wahaha, and Meilinger was disappointed.

It's not that Detu has no feelings for Real Madrid, but he was heartbroken when he was down and out. It's simply impossible to make up for it when he's prosperous. If Real Madrid had given Zhuoyang one more year's salary at that time, Detu would not have left this year.

However, does Zhuo Yang lack this year's salary?

James Rodriguez thinks Zhuo Yang is lacking, and Ronaldo thinks Zhuo Yang is very poor now.

Germany was resurrected in the second half of the schedule, and the biggest victim was Ronaldo. Zidane's midfield triangle was basically fixed to Tu Mo Kuan, and Ronaldo was a dead substitute.

And he still lives in the hotel.

At Christmas last year, Ronaldo had already resolved his inner demons about La Finca Crystal Palace, and planned to find a luxurious house in Madrid after New Year's Day, saying goodbye to all the dealings in hotels.

It has been a year and a half, and everyone in the Real Madrid locker room now knows that the reason why Ronaldo has been staying in the hotel is because he has a crush on Crystal Palace. You know, you know, we are all decent people, Shui Ye will not rashly pick up J Luo's scar in front of him, so if he knows, he can pretend that he doesn't know.

But Benzema is a bad guy. After New Year's Day, Ronaldo came to him to find out the inside story of Moralega, a wealthy district in Madrid. His words directly made Ronaldo fall again.

"James, aren't you waiting for Lao Zhuo's Crystal Palace?"

"What are you waiting for? Detu and his brothers have all bought it."

"Hehehehe, James, you have been waiting for so long. Let me tell you, Zhuoyang will sell the Crystal Palace soon. Do you believe it or not? Why don't you just buy it?"

The flame in J Luo's heart burst into flames. "Zhuoyang wants to sell the Crystal Palace? Who did you listen to?"

"Are you stupid? Who else should I listen to? You don't understand."

"Stupid Ma, if you have any inside story, tell me quickly."

"Think about it, Lao Zhuo had to lie down for 14 months before he regained his life, 14 months. If you do some calculations, you will know that in this situation, he relied on money to survive, at least two to three million a month. It has to be in US dollars. 14, two to three million, how much money can the old Zhuo family afford to do this?"

"But isn't Lao Zhuo awake now?"

"Why have you never been hospitalized? Recovery after an illness is more expensive than treatment. Lao Zhuo still has to pay at least this amount every month."

Benzema's deep slap dangled in front of Ronaldo's eyes. He didn't know how much it meant, but he had a sudden awakening.

Wild fire, in spring. J Luo fell back into the dream of the Crystal Palace. He decided to grit his teeth and continue to persevere until the day Zhuoyang had to sell the property due to bankruptcy.