Fifty-Four. I Want to Eat You

054 I Want to Eat You

"Yang Ming, what are you thinking! Open your mouth and drool like a big crocodile!" Chen Mengyan was amused when she saw Yang Ming put her chin on the desk dumbly.

Drooling? do I have it? Yang Ming raised his head, he was just studying supernatural brain cells wasting transitions during class, and taking advantage of the break to take a break. But the beauty took the initiative to find her, of course she had to ignore it, Yang Ming said with a smile, "Yes, I just want to eat you!"

Chinese is so broad and profound that sometimes a sentence or even a word has several different meanings. Only in Chinese can such difficult problems arise.

Yang Ming's current sentence "I want to eat you" can have several interpretations:

1. I'm hungry, I want to eat you. This is the original meaning. This situation often occurs between animals with two levels of ferociousness, one high and one low. For example, a tiger said to a goat: I want to eat you.

2. Although I am not hungry, but I hate you, I want to eat you to understand hate! This is an extension. This situation often occurs between two enemies, such as two people fighting, one side said: I wish I could eat you!

Three, I miss you. This is the modern sense, but also the popular sense. The frequency of use is the highest. In this case, it often happens to two couples who are having sex. The man looks at the woman's charming appearance and wants to give her, but it's hard to say it clearly, just say I want to. eat you. Or the woman is very emotional and wants to dedicate herself to her boyfriend, but she is embarrassed to say it so blatantly, she can only say: You eat me!

The third case is the most popular one, and is often widely used by people both online and in reality. For example, in the hotel in City B, classmate Zhao Yanyan fell in love with classmate Liu Lei and said to him: You can eat me now! (For the detailed plot, please refer to Laoyu's full urban rebirth Niu X novel "Rebirth in pursuit of beauty", which is also a cool book for the protagonist Niu X)

In this situation, Yang Ming said that I was like eating you, how could Chen Mengyan not want to be crooked! The relationship between the two is a little ambiguous, so it is easier to think of it.

So Chen Mengyan blushed and said, "What do you think!"

"What am I thinking?" Yang Ming was a little puzzled looking at Chen Mengyan's twisted look, what am I thinking! Can you see my thoughts too? Could it be that the world is crazy now, and the city is full of supernatural beings?

"Humph! Dogs can't spit out ivory, they will take advantage of me verbally all day long!" Chen Mengyan rolled her eyes at Yang Ming, and seemed very dissatisfied with his daring.

Yang Ming was stunned and shook his head, only then did he react.

It turned out that what he said was ambiguous! But the conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't have any crooked thoughts at all at that time, I just said it casually! There was no way, Yang Ming could only perfunctory with a smile.

Fortunately, Chen Mengyan didn't want to entangle with Yang Ming on this. She knew that if she continued to entangle herself, she would definitely be abducted by Yang Ming in the end.

"I checked the paper for you. Not bad, Yang Ming, you made it all by yourself?" Chen Mengyan put the corrected paper on the table.

"You don't believe me?" Yang Ming was very upset when asked.

"No, that's not what I meant!" Chen Mengyan suddenly realized that her words seemed to hurt Yang Ming's self-esteem, and quickly explained.

"Haha, actually I didn't mean that just now." Yang Ming was referring to the matter of "I ate you".

"Ah?" Chen Mengyan didn't understand.

"It's alright. How is it, my efforts for a while are still very effective?" Yang Ming didn't want to continue entangled in it.

"Well, that's right, Yang Ming, I'm surprised that you have memorized so much in such a short period of time!" Chen Mengyan said with some admiration: "If it were me, it would be impossible to take away the knowledge that has been lost for so long. pick it up!"

"Haha, don't even look at who I am!" Yang Ming didn't say the remaining sentence, that is: I have glasses, do you have them!

"Okay, don't be arrogant, why don't you do these big questions?" Chen Mengyan asked, pointing to the big questions on the back of the paper.

"No." Yang Ming told the truth: "I can memorize the basic concepts from memory, but I can't do the big questions. There are too many comprehensive conditions involved, and it can't be done simply by applying formulas! "

Chen Mengyan heard what Yang Ming said and felt that it was indeed the case. Solving complex problems requires usual accumulation and mastery. With Yang Ming's current speed, being able to master it in such a short period of time is already very good!

"I'll explain to you how to solve these questions, as well as the points for getting points! When you take the exam, if you encounter similar questions again, even if you don't know how to do it, you won't write a single word. Such comprehensive questions are divided into steps, such as this question about electric field, you only need to list the basic formula I=Q/t, so you will get 2 points of formula points!" Chen Mengyan said while writing on the paper It wrote: "Also, comprehensive questions are often divided into several small questions. For example, the first question is to ask how much electricity is, then you can transform the formula I=Q/t into Q=It, so that as long as Substitute the numerical value, it is easy to get the answer, this question has a total of 15 points, and the first 5 points are in your hand!"

Yang Ming was very moved when he saw that Chen Mengyan took the trouble to teach himself a topic every day! What a kind girl! If you can become your girlfriend, that is really a blessing from your previous life!

In this age where the examination room is like a battlefield, who would sacrifice precious review time to give a lecture to others, and tell others about their learning experience. After others learn it, it means that there will be one more competitor in the future. This kind of stupid thing is big Most people don't do it.

At the same time, Yang Ming was still a little ashamed. At that time, he took it for granted that he couldn't do it, so he didn't take a closer look at it. He didn't expect the first question to be so simple!

Although Yang Ming still couldn't understand some questions, he still listened carefully. He did not want to live up to Chen Mengyan's painstaking efforts. Regardless of whether Chen Mengyan really likes her or not, everything has already made Yang Ming very satisfied.

However, there are always some bad people to destroy such a harmonious atmosphere.