Seventy-Five. Silly Hat King Kong
075 Silly Hat King Kong
"Hello? Xiao Cao? I'm King Kong!" King Kong got through the phone and said quickly.
"King Kong, what's the matter?" Xiao Cao was chattering, apparently either in a bar or in a disco or something. This little Cao was King Kong's former classmate, who later dropped out of school to join the society. Currently, he works as a security guard for a kiln at the entrance of the Sports Institute. To put it bluntly, it is for people to see the scene.
"Xiao Cao, do you have 50,000 yuan on hand, lend me a loan first?" King Kong said after thinking for a while.
"Fifty thousand? King Kong, what do you need so much money for? What time is it? Where can I get 50,000 for you?" Xiao Cao was a little embarrassed. Anyway, it's still difficult.
"Xiao Cao, please help, you can be a brother, and I will pay you back when the bank opens tomorrow!" King Kong said helplessly. I keep my salary card at home, and I don't usually bring it out. Otherwise, I can swipe the card.
"This... Okay! I'll give it a try. I'll lend it to you first, but I've agreed, you must pay it back tomorrow! If I'm in the middle, I won't be a good person!" Xiao Cao hesitated and said. King Kong is his good buddy, Xiao Cao has to help!
"No problem! I'll make it up for you tomorrow! I'm in heaven and earth now, come and find me when you get the money!" King Kong said with a sigh of relief.
"Heaven on earth? You won't be able to find a girl and can't pay the bill, right? I heard that the girls there are all superb, how is it, are you happy?" Xiao Cao said with a smile.
After listening to King Kong, he couldn't help laughing and crying: "What kind of girl are you looking for, do you have a girl with five dollars! Let's talk about it when you come, hurry up!"
"Okay, wait for me! I'll run money for you now!" Xiao Cao hung up the phone after he finished speaking.
At this moment, King Kong was full of discomfort, kept looking at his watch, and kept thinking in his heart, Xiao Cao, come quickly!
Because he was stared at like a thief by the waiter, it was very uncomfortable.
Half an hour later, a green-haired young man walked in. King Kong saw it from afar, and hurriedly shouted: "Little Cao, I'm here!"
The green-haired young man named Xiao Cao heard King Kong's voice and hurriedly walked over: "King Kong, what's going on?"
"I'll explain to you later, where's the money?" King Kong asked anxiously.
"Here!" Xiao Cao threw a black plastic bag on the bar next to King Kong: "Damn,
In order to make money for you, I borrowed all the money that the ladies made from picking up customers! "
After listening to Xiao Cao's words, the waiter looked at King Kong with contempt. It turned out to be a pauper who had no money and even came out to pretend to be a big girl!
As if seeing a life-saving straw, King Kong hurriedly opened the black plastic pocket, took out five stacks of banknotes, and handed them to the waiter beside him. past.
The waiter handed the money to the counter, and after counting, he asked King Kong, "Do you want an invoice?"
"Yes! Maybe you can still win the lottery!" King Kong said through gritted teeth.
The waiter pulled the invoice to King Kong, and King Kong and Xiao Cao scratched it. Maybe King Kong's character is too bad. There are more than 100 invoices (the maximum denomination is 500), and none of them have won the prize!
"King Kong, what's going on? 50,000 yuan for a meal? Have you been killed?" After leaving the restaurant, Xiao Cao looked at the frustrated King Kong and asked.
"Don't mention it, a bottle of wine is forty-eight!" King Kong shook his head: "It's so fucking expensive, I've never seen such an expensive one!"
"What kind of wine? Forty-eight? Isn't this a slaughter?" Xiao Cao frowned: "Do you need to ask your brother to talk to him?"
"This is heaven and earth! You dare to be wild here?" King Kong rolled his eyes and said, "What is the wine of Raphael Manor in 1982!"
"Raphael Manor? Still from 1982? It's too old! Brother, you can really enjoy it!" Xiao Cao sighed: "In our bar, the 1988 sold for 40,000 yuan. Expensive!" Xiao Cao had just been addicted to his mouth just now, but he really didn't dare to ask him for trouble in the world.
"What am I enjoying? You think I'm here for enjoyment! It's someone else's treat, and I'm here!" King Kong said angrily.
"A treat for someone else? Then why did you pay the bill?" Xiao Cao asked.
"What, it's like this..." So King Kong told Xiao Cao what happened.
"You said that student had a holiday with you?" Xiao Cao asked suspiciously after hearing this.
"Yeah, but I didn't say that he made a friendly gesture to me later!" King Kong said.
"It's a mess! You've been tricked!" Xiao Cao scolded after hearing this: "Showing goodwill? It was his intention from the beginning to the end!"
"I was tricked? How could it be? Zhao Ying is not that kind of person!" King Kong shook his head in confusion.
"Don't you understand? That student gave you a trick!" Xiao Cao said: "You are such an adult, you have no social experience at all. It is obvious that the student said something vaguely that made him call him. Zhao Ying's misunderstanding!"
"Fuck! What I said! I just thought this kid was not authentic. How could a student treat guests in such a good place!" King Kong scolded loudly.
"You should have thought for a long time, a student who rides a broken 28 bicycle to school can have a lot of money!" Xiao Cao said with some complaints.
"Isn't it? It's all my fault. You said that my brain is not enough! How can I not think of it?" King Kong complained to himself, holding his head and said.
"Forget it, don't blame yourself. When I bring the two brothers and catch that little cub out, I have to let him out of the money!" Xiao Cao said.
"Okay! That's it! This weekend, Monday night, you come to our school, let's go together!" King Kong nodded! Yang Ming, you dare to pit me, let me not kill you this time! Last time King Kong did not dare to show his face, but this time, King Kong suffered such a big loss, and he also decided to tear his face! If something goes wrong, my uncle will take care of it!